Cows Say Moo And Turkeys Say Gobble!

By HamClover

August 2nd, 2003

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Really hyper today!!!!!!!! So this chapter is funnnnyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Moo! (Oh I always wanted to say that!!!)

Chapter 2- I'm a Spy!

"RICHARD SIMMONS!?" Yusuke shouted. "Of all retards, why him!?" "I don't know, but let's be thankful it isn't Osama Bin Laden." Hiei said. "Ohhhhhhh!! You want Bin Laden?" Richard Simmons asked. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes breathe*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Koenma faints* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone shouts. "Oh okay." Richard Simmons says. He scratches his butt. Then his picks his nose. Then he takes his finger out and on his finger is Mango from Saturday Night Live! "Egad!" Koenma screams, getting up. "It's that weird gay guy from that show Botan is always watching!" Botan puts her hands on her hips. "Hey! It's funny!" She says. Kuwabara heard all the commotion and walks up. "Hey guys. Um, what's all the noise for?" He asks. "Some little kids opened this strange box and now there are a bunch of strange people around." Kurama says. "Ooookkkaaaayyyy.." Kuwabara says. Mango gets up and starts flirting with Kuwabara. "Hey there!" He says. "AHHHHHHHH!!! Get it off me! Get it off me!" He screams. He kicks Mango off. "Uh! Oh my gosh! You guys are like, so bratty! I'm like, calling my lawyer!" Mango whines. He stomps off. Richard Simmons picks his nose again. "Hell no! You aren't picking you're f****** up nose while I'm here!" Yusuke shouts. "SPIRIT GUN!" Yusuke shouts as he uses his Spirit Gun on Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons blows up into little pieces of cheese! "Anyone hungry?" Yusuke asks. "Oh boy! I sure am!" Kuwabara shouts as he eats Richard Simmons' remains, err, cheese. Botan begins beating the cheese with her oar thingy. "Die!" She shouts. All of the sudden, James Bond walks up, with Bill Gates following. "What the hell is this? A party!?" Hiei asks. "I'm Bond, James Bond." James Bond says. "Well that's great." Yusuke says. "I'm rich! Weally, weally, rich!!!!!!" Bill Gates says. "Wonderful." Yusuke says sarcastically. "I think we should leave." Kurama says. "I'm Bond, James Bond. I'm a spy!" James Bond says. "SHUT UP!" Hiei and Yusuke shout. Bill Gates gets a bottle of Soy Sauce out. "Soy Sauce! Wanna use it? I got it in a dark and yucky alley from a weird man. He says Rosie O'Donnell used it!" Bill Gates says. "But it'll cost ya," The Yu Yu Hakusho gang sighs. "WE DON'T WANT YOUR FRICKEN SOY SAUCE!" They scream. "Oh, YOU MAKE BILL GATES REALLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bill Gates screams. He puts some cow poop in the soy sauce. A chemical reaction occurs. It explodes and it kills Bill Gates and Bond, James Bond. "Yay!! They're dead! Let's party!" Botan says happily. So they party, stomping on the Magical Moo Box. Little did they know, they where being watched, being watched by Ganondorf from the Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weird. I was watching Saturday Night Live while writing this and I was playing the Legend Of Zelda earlier. Hmmmmmm. Ok. Please send a revwiew! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Bagok! Bagok! (Oh it's my dream come true! Making animal sounds! I'm so proud!) lololololol HA!