Disclaim: I don't own The Legend of Zelda.

The Defeat of Ganondorf

In a land us Nintendo freaks know as Hyrule, a battle raged between Link, the legendary hero of time, and Ganondorf, the evil gerudo king. Ganondorf struck a hard blow, and it looked like Link was a goner, "Give up boy! Hand over the Triforce before I take it from you!" link was tired and worn out from battle, and could barely move. He replied in a hazy voice, "I won't give up, not until I can't do. this!" Link reached to his pocket and threw a small-feathered animal at ganondorf. He quickly grabbed the animal and threw it of the tower.

"Pah! A chicken! If that's you're amazing comeback, this will be easy! What will you use next? That pixie?" Navi shined brightly at this and started flapping hard in anger. Then the chicken reappeared through smashing the window, he flew up to Ganondorf and said in a southern voice "Pe-caawww..PPEEECKOOOOWWW!!! PPEEECKOOOOWWW!!!"

The confused evil dude looked around him; millions of chickens were flocking around him including some other types of birds. He was paralyzed with fear, but when the leader issued the attack, he ran faster then a rabbit on a buttered ice burg! He made it to the bottom of the tower before the chickens caught up with him. The chickens were all hanging on to Ganondorf when he made it to town.

He ran through the entire town when Malon and Talon saw him. "Daddy, is that a feathered pillow?" "No, Malon, it's a pile of chickens! I could make a lot of money off of it! Malon, help me with catching it!" And so they went to get supplies, they got ropes, a net, and candy bars for the trip. They confronted the chickens and said, "Give us the chickens" and then said a tired voice " O.K.! Just GET-ME-OUT-OF-HERE!!!

Talon looked confused, but Malon was happy and said "Daddy! We can sell it as the worlds first talking pillow!" Talon agreed and took it to the market for sale of 3000 rupees! Link was passing by when he noticed the "AMAZING talking pillow!" "So, had enough?" Ganondorf responded very excitedly "YES!!!" Link had a smirk on his face "To bad!" Link sliced a chickin with the biggorrons sword and put the sword in Ganondorfs hand. Millions of chickens came into the pile, and Ganondorf ran to the temple of time and was trapped in the sacred realm.

"Curse you, Link.
Curse you, Zelda.
And the six sages.
And curse these stupid chickens!!!!