Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy, Joss does. I do not own Lord
of the Rings, Tolkien does. I do not own this idea fully, the people who
wrote the fanfictions mentioned on the page before do mostly. The idea of
putting Dawn in is definitely MINE!
Relationships: Buffy is with Aragorn. Enough said on her. Dawn is either going to get a shrinking spell and be put with Frodo, or she is going to be with one of Elronds sons, or I am bringing Willow to Middle Earth and making Dawn a lesbian. PICK ONE!! Thanks!
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Kicked Your Ass
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~~ "Steady on!" He heard Pippin exclaim, but he had already fallen. The ring slipped out of his hand and flew into the air. It then followed gravity downwards, and onto Frodo's finger. Frodo disappeared into thin air. This made Sam, Merry, and Buffy gasp. This also made Dawn clutch her stomach and bring her knees up to her chest. Buffy noticed this, and decided to ask about it later. At that moment, she saw someone shoving Frodo up the stairs. She knew she would go after him. ~~
Buffy wasn't too happy about the guy taking Frodo upstairs. She got up before Sam or Merry could see and ran after Frodo. She took the steps three at a time and reached the next level. When there, she heard a door shut and muffled voices from inside. She quickly grabbed a wooden post and broke the top off. This gave her a wooden staff the size of her body. Buffy grinned and went towards the door. The other hobbits and Dawn decided to come up at this time. She motioned for them to be quiet and gestured toward the door. She heard Frodo saying that he was indeed frightened. At this point, she decided to bust through the door. The door opened easily. She rushed over to the man and rammed him in the stomach with her staff.
However, Buffy had not been expecting him to attack back with a sword. She put up the staff to block the blow. He brought the sword down, straight through the middle of her staff. She looked at it wide-eyed and then grinned. The stupid man had just given her two two-foot long pieces of wood to hurt him with. She quickly dropped to her feet and kicked the man's legs out from under him. She hadn't fought in so long that her body immediately asked for more. Buffy stood up and kicked his sword towards the hobbits. She then put both of her legs on either side of his waste and sat down. He couldn't get up since his legs suddenly lost all feeling in them. Buffy waited until she was sure his legs couldn't move. She then asked, "Who are you, really?"
"My name is Strider, I mean no harm."
"Sure you don't, that's why you dragged Frodo upstairs by his shirt and threw him in the room." Buffy said this sarcastically with some doubt in her voice.
"Buffy," Dawn interjected, holding the sword, "you can get off the poor guy. You're crushing him! And that is a very awkward position."
"Dawn," Buffy started and then looked down. She noticed that it was indeed a very, very awkward position. She was straddling his hips and his hands were on her hips, trying to get her off, albeit unsuccessfully. Added to that, her shirt showed her belly and his hands looked like they were trying to take her shirt off, though she knew he wasn't. "Sorry," she muttered, rolling off of him and onto the floor. She then proceeded to stand up and take the sword from Dawn, dropping her two-large-wooden-pole-stakes. She then said one word.. Explain.
"Explain," Buffy pronounced clearly. She looked at the man who she now could see in good light. He had dark brown hair and travel-worn features. She saw his eyes, and was suddenly reminded of something, someone. She looked deeper and remembered where she had seen them. they looked just like Angel's. They told of a hard life and much sorrow. They told of remaining hope and determination. She couldn't help but start liking the man. He was just so.Angel, but that didn't make her trust him completely.
Strider looked into her eyes and told her. "Frodo can no longer wait for the wizard. They are coming. I suggest you rest while you still can." He then looked at Frodo. "It seems you have yourself a guardian." He then saw Dawn who was holding the two-large-wooden-pole-stakes in her hands. "Two guardians."
Dawn smiled at him and put the two-large-wooden-pole-stakes on the small bedside table. She then walked over to the bed and tried to bounce on it. It didn't bounce. She frowned and got up. She then turned to look at the bed and kicked it, twice. Strider looked at her, amusement dancing in his eyes.
"Would you prefer the floor?" Strider inquired with a raise of an eyebrow. Dawn glared at him and sat down in one of the two chairs. She then curled up into a ball and slept. All of the hobbits were, by now, laughing their heads off at her childish acts. Buffy gave up trying to appear neutral and broke out into a grin that almost reached her eyes. She then joined the hobbits in laughing their heads off. (Best way to relieve stress)
Five hours later, screeches could be heard in the hobbits' old room. This made everyone wake up. Everyone except for Merry and Pippin, that is. They were still fast asleep in their own little dream world of food and fireworks.
Buffy had been awake ever since they had barged into Bree. Right now she was kneeling beside Dawn. She and Dawn were talking about something and Dawn was looking sick at her stomach. Frodo drew his attention away from them and turned to Strider.
"What are they?" Asked Frodo.
"They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the Deceiver, gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the ring. Drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you. " Strider said this while looking out the window into the night. "Come, get some more sleep, we rise early morning."
All the hobbits went back to sleep while Strider silently kept guard. At about four in the morning, Strider woke the hobbits up. They all got out of bed, grumbling about how they needed a lot more sleep. Strider just smirked and went over to Buffy, who was sleeping on the floor near Dawn. He kicked her with his foot and she grunted.
"Five more minutes ." Buffy murmured this in her sleep. Strider picked her up by her feet and then dropped her. This immediately woke her up. Next thing the hobbits saw was Strider laying on the ground with his hands messaging his side on which she had flipped him over. Buffy was standing over him glaring. Dawn chose this moment to wake up. She started laughing again at the sight that made.
"Now that is a great sight," Dawn said, clearly saying what she thought.
Strider quickly got up and cast a glare at Buffy, who just smiled innocently and sat on the windowsill. Buffy still didn't trust the man, but went along with Frodo and decided just to be wary of him.
"Come," he said, "we leave now."
After Strider bought enough food for the journey, they left Bree. Long stares followed them out of the streets, most of them eying Dawn and Buffy with appreciative looks. Buffy just rolled her eyes and ran up to Strider.
"Where are we going, exactly?" Asked Buffy. She looked thoroughly confused as to why they were walking into the woods when they could be walking the road.
"I am taking you to Rivendell, Lady Buffy." Strider replied.
"No! No, no, no, no." Buffy started looking indignant, "No Lady, just Buffy. Same goes for my sis."
Strider looked at her strangely. "Your sis?" He asked this as if he were confused.
'Guess they don't slang much,' thought Buffy. "Yeah," she replied, "it means my sister. Sis, sister.? Don't you get it?"
"I'm sorry La. Buffy." He apologized, "I do not understand these words you use."
"It's alright," replied Buffy.
He once again looked at her strangely...
Alright..I am redoing like every chapter cause I need to correct grammar and delete things.. Sorry for making you have to reread to understand. I got some pointers and put them in the story.
Relationships: Buffy is with Aragorn. Enough said on her. Dawn is either going to get a shrinking spell and be put with Frodo, or she is going to be with one of Elronds sons, or I am bringing Willow to Middle Earth and making Dawn a lesbian. PICK ONE!! Thanks!
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Kicked Your Ass
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~~ "Steady on!" He heard Pippin exclaim, but he had already fallen. The ring slipped out of his hand and flew into the air. It then followed gravity downwards, and onto Frodo's finger. Frodo disappeared into thin air. This made Sam, Merry, and Buffy gasp. This also made Dawn clutch her stomach and bring her knees up to her chest. Buffy noticed this, and decided to ask about it later. At that moment, she saw someone shoving Frodo up the stairs. She knew she would go after him. ~~
Buffy wasn't too happy about the guy taking Frodo upstairs. She got up before Sam or Merry could see and ran after Frodo. She took the steps three at a time and reached the next level. When there, she heard a door shut and muffled voices from inside. She quickly grabbed a wooden post and broke the top off. This gave her a wooden staff the size of her body. Buffy grinned and went towards the door. The other hobbits and Dawn decided to come up at this time. She motioned for them to be quiet and gestured toward the door. She heard Frodo saying that he was indeed frightened. At this point, she decided to bust through the door. The door opened easily. She rushed over to the man and rammed him in the stomach with her staff.
However, Buffy had not been expecting him to attack back with a sword. She put up the staff to block the blow. He brought the sword down, straight through the middle of her staff. She looked at it wide-eyed and then grinned. The stupid man had just given her two two-foot long pieces of wood to hurt him with. She quickly dropped to her feet and kicked the man's legs out from under him. She hadn't fought in so long that her body immediately asked for more. Buffy stood up and kicked his sword towards the hobbits. She then put both of her legs on either side of his waste and sat down. He couldn't get up since his legs suddenly lost all feeling in them. Buffy waited until she was sure his legs couldn't move. She then asked, "Who are you, really?"
"My name is Strider, I mean no harm."
"Sure you don't, that's why you dragged Frodo upstairs by his shirt and threw him in the room." Buffy said this sarcastically with some doubt in her voice.
"Buffy," Dawn interjected, holding the sword, "you can get off the poor guy. You're crushing him! And that is a very awkward position."
"Dawn," Buffy started and then looked down. She noticed that it was indeed a very, very awkward position. She was straddling his hips and his hands were on her hips, trying to get her off, albeit unsuccessfully. Added to that, her shirt showed her belly and his hands looked like they were trying to take her shirt off, though she knew he wasn't. "Sorry," she muttered, rolling off of him and onto the floor. She then proceeded to stand up and take the sword from Dawn, dropping her two-large-wooden-pole-stakes. She then said one word.. Explain.
"Explain," Buffy pronounced clearly. She looked at the man who she now could see in good light. He had dark brown hair and travel-worn features. She saw his eyes, and was suddenly reminded of something, someone. She looked deeper and remembered where she had seen them. they looked just like Angel's. They told of a hard life and much sorrow. They told of remaining hope and determination. She couldn't help but start liking the man. He was just so.Angel, but that didn't make her trust him completely.
Strider looked into her eyes and told her. "Frodo can no longer wait for the wizard. They are coming. I suggest you rest while you still can." He then looked at Frodo. "It seems you have yourself a guardian." He then saw Dawn who was holding the two-large-wooden-pole-stakes in her hands. "Two guardians."
Dawn smiled at him and put the two-large-wooden-pole-stakes on the small bedside table. She then walked over to the bed and tried to bounce on it. It didn't bounce. She frowned and got up. She then turned to look at the bed and kicked it, twice. Strider looked at her, amusement dancing in his eyes.
"Would you prefer the floor?" Strider inquired with a raise of an eyebrow. Dawn glared at him and sat down in one of the two chairs. She then curled up into a ball and slept. All of the hobbits were, by now, laughing their heads off at her childish acts. Buffy gave up trying to appear neutral and broke out into a grin that almost reached her eyes. She then joined the hobbits in laughing their heads off. (Best way to relieve stress)
Five hours later, screeches could be heard in the hobbits' old room. This made everyone wake up. Everyone except for Merry and Pippin, that is. They were still fast asleep in their own little dream world of food and fireworks.
Buffy had been awake ever since they had barged into Bree. Right now she was kneeling beside Dawn. She and Dawn were talking about something and Dawn was looking sick at her stomach. Frodo drew his attention away from them and turned to Strider.
"What are they?" Asked Frodo.
"They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the Deceiver, gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the ring. Drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you. " Strider said this while looking out the window into the night. "Come, get some more sleep, we rise early morning."
All the hobbits went back to sleep while Strider silently kept guard. At about four in the morning, Strider woke the hobbits up. They all got out of bed, grumbling about how they needed a lot more sleep. Strider just smirked and went over to Buffy, who was sleeping on the floor near Dawn. He kicked her with his foot and she grunted.
"Five more minutes ." Buffy murmured this in her sleep. Strider picked her up by her feet and then dropped her. This immediately woke her up. Next thing the hobbits saw was Strider laying on the ground with his hands messaging his side on which she had flipped him over. Buffy was standing over him glaring. Dawn chose this moment to wake up. She started laughing again at the sight that made.
"Now that is a great sight," Dawn said, clearly saying what she thought.
Strider quickly got up and cast a glare at Buffy, who just smiled innocently and sat on the windowsill. Buffy still didn't trust the man, but went along with Frodo and decided just to be wary of him.
"Come," he said, "we leave now."
After Strider bought enough food for the journey, they left Bree. Long stares followed them out of the streets, most of them eying Dawn and Buffy with appreciative looks. Buffy just rolled her eyes and ran up to Strider.
"Where are we going, exactly?" Asked Buffy. She looked thoroughly confused as to why they were walking into the woods when they could be walking the road.
"I am taking you to Rivendell, Lady Buffy." Strider replied.
"No! No, no, no, no." Buffy started looking indignant, "No Lady, just Buffy. Same goes for my sis."
Strider looked at her strangely. "Your sis?" He asked this as if he were confused.
'Guess they don't slang much,' thought Buffy. "Yeah," she replied, "it means my sister. Sis, sister.? Don't you get it?"
"I'm sorry La. Buffy." He apologized, "I do not understand these words you use."
"It's alright," replied Buffy.
He once again looked at her strangely...
Alright..I am redoing like every chapter cause I need to correct grammar and delete things.. Sorry for making you have to reread to understand. I got some pointers and put them in the story.
