Chapter 2: War begins.
James sat at the Gryffindor table lazily playing with his spaghetti when Lily and Hermione came in and sat on both sides of him. "Hey James I'm so sorry about my blow up, Hermione just told me how hard it is to be torn between the love of two lovely ladies that you would give up anything for." Said Lily in a seductive voice rather to close to James' ear why'll drapping one leg over James' leg. "Oh yes" said Hermione putting one of her legs over James' other leg in her own seductive voice. " Our James finds it so hard why don't we make is easier for him mmmm Lil?" James just sat there turning ever so red.. "Whats wrong James? Uncomfortable don't be I we don't mind we like each other just as much as any other guy likes us girls.." Said Lily licking her lips.. All the other guys were watching James in pure envy all exept Remus who was eyeing Hermione rather fondly ..
After dinner James and a lot of other guys went strait up to the bathrooms to take a really cold shower most of the guys used freezing charms on the water.. Which left the field open for Lily and Hermione to play with Harry . Harry was sitting by the lake he was skipping rocks when a small red head sat beside him. "Hey Ginny" said Harry skipping another rock. "Oh Harry I'm so glad you're here I need someone as hard er..strong as you to help me." Said Lily in a small helpless voice.. "What is it Gin?" Asked Harry turning his head to look at the red head.. Lily once again flipped her red hair over her shoulder. "Well see there's this guy who's really hot and well really smart he carries as many books as Hermione and well fancies her for her intellect and out going ness I wan't you to mark your territory." Said Lily.. "This is your big favor you want me to kick some guys sorry ass because he thinks he's good enough to bag my Hermione with a couple books she's most likely already read?" Replied Harry "that'll be the day Prof Snape fucks a pig on my uncles front lawn.. I wonder how many times that thoughts been considered in his over greasy head matching his over greasy ego.." Lily sat a little dumfounded but stood up anyway to make her leave. "Well Harry o.k have it your way but when Hermione is found in a broom closet with another boy a bundle of books and a 'special' toy don't come crying to me POTHEAD!!" She said stomping her foot and walking away..
Lily walked up to the castle and met Hermione "Mione we have a problem Harry doesn't crack as easy as James he gets his intellect and convincing standard from me!" She said.. Hermione just shook her head "I warned you Lil now listen I have a plan that'll put Harry barrying his nuts because when were threw he won't need them!! Wait what the fuck am I saying man that means no more sex o.kay we go easy on Harry." She said holding Ginny's hand leading her to the common room..
James who saw the whole scenario rubbed his hands together.. "You like games huh girls." He said to him self "well we'll just see who's laughing last when me and Harry are through.Now I just need to find out who the hell Harry is." It didn't take long for James to see his exact double was sitting by the lake.. "What the fuck?" Asked James to himself.. "James who the fuck you talking to man?" James turned around to see Sirius and Remus standing behind him.. "Look bye the lake guys" said James.. On cue both Sirius and Remus stated there disbelieve at who was sitting at the lake. "Holy shit" they both stated at the exact same time.. "I know" said James "this is impossible or is it.." With those words the trio made there way to the lake..
"Exuse me is your name Harry?" Harry turned around and was instantly shocked his double was standing right behind him.. "Ya that's me Harry Potter you must be me er I think and holy fuck I'm a twin..Wow Dumbledor has a hell of a lot of explaining to do this time..Wait your eyes are a different color and I know those two..HOLY FUCK I'M NOT AT HOME I'M IN THE PAST!!!" He said.. "Whoa calm down cowboy what do you mean your in the past"? Asked Remus "Well me and girl friend Hermione took a potion and we thought it took us from the common room to the front of the castle but it appears were now in the past considering I'm face to face with my father." ..The Trio looked pretty much as dumbfounded as Harry five minutes earlier when Sirius spoke up. "That explains a lot gentlemen I believe we owe Harry a news update."
Everything was set Harry was now aware of Hermione's and Lily's plan and James and the Marduars + Harry were devising there own plan. "So let me get this strait I have to saduce my own mother why'll you and Remus play with Hermione's head?" Said Harry to James.. "Yup" said James "but you'll be calling Lily Ginny like you pointed out so that they don't know that we know about them trying to play with us infact I loved to idea so much I've decided this isn't a fucked up dream and that you're a real Potter and if I ever have a kid he's being named after me!!" Said James "Trust me you have named me after you my full name is Harry James Potter.." Said Harry . "Oh how the things said now can effect the future so.." Replied James putting one arm around Harry "I raised you well.." Harry couldn't say anything he fealt terrible because he knew that his mother and father had not raised him so he just smiled weekly.
A/N: Well second chapter here by finished once again rated R for obvious reasons so please stop reading if you find any of this offensive.. Future Homosexual slash as another warning.. Special Thanks to my first reviewer yesi!! Thanks to all who atleast skimmed this far with out throwing there cpu out the window in disgust.. (Warning: Will be future OOTP Spoilers and story line will steal lines from Friends.Please stop reading if you do not approve!)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything exept the plot although as said above a few lines will be used from Friends.
Stay tuned for Chapter three!!
SAYANORA!!!
Luna...
James sat at the Gryffindor table lazily playing with his spaghetti when Lily and Hermione came in and sat on both sides of him. "Hey James I'm so sorry about my blow up, Hermione just told me how hard it is to be torn between the love of two lovely ladies that you would give up anything for." Said Lily in a seductive voice rather to close to James' ear why'll drapping one leg over James' leg. "Oh yes" said Hermione putting one of her legs over James' other leg in her own seductive voice. " Our James finds it so hard why don't we make is easier for him mmmm Lil?" James just sat there turning ever so red.. "Whats wrong James? Uncomfortable don't be I we don't mind we like each other just as much as any other guy likes us girls.." Said Lily licking her lips.. All the other guys were watching James in pure envy all exept Remus who was eyeing Hermione rather fondly ..
After dinner James and a lot of other guys went strait up to the bathrooms to take a really cold shower most of the guys used freezing charms on the water.. Which left the field open for Lily and Hermione to play with Harry . Harry was sitting by the lake he was skipping rocks when a small red head sat beside him. "Hey Ginny" said Harry skipping another rock. "Oh Harry I'm so glad you're here I need someone as hard er..strong as you to help me." Said Lily in a small helpless voice.. "What is it Gin?" Asked Harry turning his head to look at the red head.. Lily once again flipped her red hair over her shoulder. "Well see there's this guy who's really hot and well really smart he carries as many books as Hermione and well fancies her for her intellect and out going ness I wan't you to mark your territory." Said Lily.. "This is your big favor you want me to kick some guys sorry ass because he thinks he's good enough to bag my Hermione with a couple books she's most likely already read?" Replied Harry "that'll be the day Prof Snape fucks a pig on my uncles front lawn.. I wonder how many times that thoughts been considered in his over greasy head matching his over greasy ego.." Lily sat a little dumfounded but stood up anyway to make her leave. "Well Harry o.k have it your way but when Hermione is found in a broom closet with another boy a bundle of books and a 'special' toy don't come crying to me POTHEAD!!" She said stomping her foot and walking away..
Lily walked up to the castle and met Hermione "Mione we have a problem Harry doesn't crack as easy as James he gets his intellect and convincing standard from me!" She said.. Hermione just shook her head "I warned you Lil now listen I have a plan that'll put Harry barrying his nuts because when were threw he won't need them!! Wait what the fuck am I saying man that means no more sex o.kay we go easy on Harry." She said holding Ginny's hand leading her to the common room..
James who saw the whole scenario rubbed his hands together.. "You like games huh girls." He said to him self "well we'll just see who's laughing last when me and Harry are through.Now I just need to find out who the hell Harry is." It didn't take long for James to see his exact double was sitting by the lake.. "What the fuck?" Asked James to himself.. "James who the fuck you talking to man?" James turned around to see Sirius and Remus standing behind him.. "Look bye the lake guys" said James.. On cue both Sirius and Remus stated there disbelieve at who was sitting at the lake. "Holy shit" they both stated at the exact same time.. "I know" said James "this is impossible or is it.." With those words the trio made there way to the lake..
"Exuse me is your name Harry?" Harry turned around and was instantly shocked his double was standing right behind him.. "Ya that's me Harry Potter you must be me er I think and holy fuck I'm a twin..Wow Dumbledor has a hell of a lot of explaining to do this time..Wait your eyes are a different color and I know those two..HOLY FUCK I'M NOT AT HOME I'M IN THE PAST!!!" He said.. "Whoa calm down cowboy what do you mean your in the past"? Asked Remus "Well me and girl friend Hermione took a potion and we thought it took us from the common room to the front of the castle but it appears were now in the past considering I'm face to face with my father." ..The Trio looked pretty much as dumbfounded as Harry five minutes earlier when Sirius spoke up. "That explains a lot gentlemen I believe we owe Harry a news update."
Everything was set Harry was now aware of Hermione's and Lily's plan and James and the Marduars + Harry were devising there own plan. "So let me get this strait I have to saduce my own mother why'll you and Remus play with Hermione's head?" Said Harry to James.. "Yup" said James "but you'll be calling Lily Ginny like you pointed out so that they don't know that we know about them trying to play with us infact I loved to idea so much I've decided this isn't a fucked up dream and that you're a real Potter and if I ever have a kid he's being named after me!!" Said James "Trust me you have named me after you my full name is Harry James Potter.." Said Harry . "Oh how the things said now can effect the future so.." Replied James putting one arm around Harry "I raised you well.." Harry couldn't say anything he fealt terrible because he knew that his mother and father had not raised him so he just smiled weekly.
A/N: Well second chapter here by finished once again rated R for obvious reasons so please stop reading if you find any of this offensive.. Future Homosexual slash as another warning.. Special Thanks to my first reviewer yesi!! Thanks to all who atleast skimmed this far with out throwing there cpu out the window in disgust.. (Warning: Will be future OOTP Spoilers and story line will steal lines from Friends.Please stop reading if you do not approve!)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything exept the plot although as said above a few lines will be used from Friends.
Stay tuned for Chapter three!!
SAYANORA!!!
Luna...
