Final Fantasy VII: Weird Way To Go To The Northern Crater
There was an old guy who lived in the Sector 7 Slums. He always wanted Tifa to get him food, but she always refused. Once when Tifa refused, he achieved his Limit Break and blew half his house away! It was called "Hunger Madness". Tifa was scared. She ran to her bar and told Cloud. Cloud took the Old Man and threw him into Sector 6 where he had to fight Whole Eaters and Monster Houses. It wasn't so bad for him... he did defeat a Monster House thing and starting living in it. He also apologized to Tifa and gave her a Limit Break manual. He said it was for "Shinra Apocalypse" and that only Rufus could learn it.
Now Rufus was busy training his Stats up so he could beat Sephiroth himself. But he was too weak. Tifa showed up with his manual and made him promise not to trouble AVALANCHE anymore and to leave Sephiroth to them. He agreed and took the manual. He learned his Limit Break. Also, the sick man from Sector 5 asked Aeris to help him. Aeris helped by giving him 50 Potions, 25 Hi Potions, and 5 Phoenix Downs. He was cured and he gave Aeris a gold rod. He said its name was "Sky Render" and that Aeris could get revenge on Sephiroth with it. It had mysterious power that only a Cetra could use. Just like how Sephiroth is the only one who can use the Masamune, Aeris is the only one who can use the Sky Render.
And that Old Man, Sephiroth came and sliced him in half. Tifa cried over it and swore revenge against Sephiroth again. Even harder revenge. So Cloud, Tifa, Barret, Red XIII, Aeris, Cid, Yuffie, Vincent, and Cait Sith went to the Northern Crater. But they did not use the Highwind. They used Gold Chocobos and then walked up the side of the Crater! Sephiroth watched this. He tried it, but he always fell off the Crater. When they entered the Crater, Sephiroth was there already. He decided to cheat and fly right in.
They fought Sephiroth and killed him. Before he died, he summoned a giant robot to squash them. It suddenly exploded and sent everyone flying out of the Crater. For some reason, they landed on the Highwind and Emerald Weapon and Ruby Weapon were stuck to the side of it. And then a strange man in a clownlike suit came out and introduced himself as "Kefka". He was the one who killed the Weapons! He transformed into his giant purple angel thing, but was beaten almost as easily as Sephiroth was. And the reason is.... K-N-I-G-H-T-S-O-F-T-H-E-R-O-U-N-D! Figure that out.
They all went back to Midgar to rest. They met up with Gilligan and the rest and they had a huge party! They watched Rufus make a fool of himself trying to master his "Shinra Apocalypse" Limit Break. Now, goodbye and watch of for Odin. He's been wanting to slice everything lately.
THE END!
There was an old guy who lived in the Sector 7 Slums. He always wanted Tifa to get him food, but she always refused. Once when Tifa refused, he achieved his Limit Break and blew half his house away! It was called "Hunger Madness". Tifa was scared. She ran to her bar and told Cloud. Cloud took the Old Man and threw him into Sector 6 where he had to fight Whole Eaters and Monster Houses. It wasn't so bad for him... he did defeat a Monster House thing and starting living in it. He also apologized to Tifa and gave her a Limit Break manual. He said it was for "Shinra Apocalypse" and that only Rufus could learn it.
Now Rufus was busy training his Stats up so he could beat Sephiroth himself. But he was too weak. Tifa showed up with his manual and made him promise not to trouble AVALANCHE anymore and to leave Sephiroth to them. He agreed and took the manual. He learned his Limit Break. Also, the sick man from Sector 5 asked Aeris to help him. Aeris helped by giving him 50 Potions, 25 Hi Potions, and 5 Phoenix Downs. He was cured and he gave Aeris a gold rod. He said its name was "Sky Render" and that Aeris could get revenge on Sephiroth with it. It had mysterious power that only a Cetra could use. Just like how Sephiroth is the only one who can use the Masamune, Aeris is the only one who can use the Sky Render.
And that Old Man, Sephiroth came and sliced him in half. Tifa cried over it and swore revenge against Sephiroth again. Even harder revenge. So Cloud, Tifa, Barret, Red XIII, Aeris, Cid, Yuffie, Vincent, and Cait Sith went to the Northern Crater. But they did not use the Highwind. They used Gold Chocobos and then walked up the side of the Crater! Sephiroth watched this. He tried it, but he always fell off the Crater. When they entered the Crater, Sephiroth was there already. He decided to cheat and fly right in.
They fought Sephiroth and killed him. Before he died, he summoned a giant robot to squash them. It suddenly exploded and sent everyone flying out of the Crater. For some reason, they landed on the Highwind and Emerald Weapon and Ruby Weapon were stuck to the side of it. And then a strange man in a clownlike suit came out and introduced himself as "Kefka". He was the one who killed the Weapons! He transformed into his giant purple angel thing, but was beaten almost as easily as Sephiroth was. And the reason is.... K-N-I-G-H-T-S-O-F-T-H-E-R-O-U-N-D! Figure that out.
They all went back to Midgar to rest. They met up with Gilligan and the rest and they had a huge party! They watched Rufus make a fool of himself trying to master his "Shinra Apocalypse" Limit Break. Now, goodbye and watch of for Odin. He's been wanting to slice everything lately.
THE END!
