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Chapter Two-Peeking, Perving and Sneaky Little Kisses
"Bye Mom" Lily called, as she loaded her trunk into the back of her dad's car, and hopped into the front seat. "Love you darling" he mom called back, waving from the kitchen window. Her dad drove off and Lily sighed, she had had a perfectly James Potter free holiday (besides the beauty pageant) and now here she was, going back to Hogwarts, and probably seeing him every day.
"You're killing me James Potter" she muttered under her breath. "What was that Lily?" her father asked her kindly.
"Oh, nothing dad" she replied, and proceeded to have a very nice conversation with him about the weather. Even though it only took 10 minutes to get to Kings Cross Lily began to hope that it would take much, much longer. She wasn't looking forward to seeing James at all.
The minute Pia and her mother arrived at Kings Cross, she jumped out of the car, blew her mother a kiss, grabbed her trunks and ran off. She was looking forward to seeing Lily; they had to decide what to do to get revenge on James and Sirius. Pia clenched her fists just thinking about Sirius. She spotted Lily over in the crowd, ran over to her and grabbed her arm, dragging her into the nearest compartment. They were quickly joined by Lee, and about 10 minutes later, to their dismay, James, Sirius, Remus and Peter.
"Great, I was just starting to have fun, and they turned up" Lily muttered under her breath. Unfortunately for her, James heard her,
"Well Evans, I was actually sent here by a letter from Professor Dumbledore, our new principal. But if you don't want to hear what he has to say then I can go, its fine" he started to turn and leave the compartment.
"Fine, fine," Lily said, "what does he have to say?"
"Well, the head boy and girl are meant to have their own compartment, so we kind of need to go" he said, trying very hard not to make eye contact with her.
"YOU, are the HEAD BOY?" she yelled, causing everyone in the carriage (and in the two compartments around them) to cover their ears.
"What the hell was this Dumbledore guy thinking?" she muttered under her breath. She was lucky that James didn't hear her, because he would have gone really mad then.
"Fine, let's go" she said, following him out of the compartment. She didn't like the idea of being alone with James Potter at all.
Meanwhile, back in the compartment Pia and Sirius had started yet another argument. Lee and Remus were talking quietly in the corner, trying to ignore them. It was getting harder by the second.
"Well SIRIUS BLACK, I've got news for you, I DON'T LIKE FROGS AT ALL" Pia yelled as loud as she could, even though Sirius was standing less than two inches away from her. Sirius's response was to push her so hard that she stumbled backwards. About 5 seconds later he regretted it completely. Pia pushed him so hard that he stumbled into the next compartment, pulling Pia with him, because he had grabbed her arm to steady himself when he fell. The minute Lee and Remus heard the door slide shut behind them, they looked at each other, and simultaneously pointed their wands at the door and said "Serratura" (Latin for Close, or maybe it's French? My cousin looked it up for me). The combined force of their spells locked the door and for a minimum of 1 hour. Remus and Lee looked at each other and grinned. Maybe now they would stop fighting.
"SIRIUS BLACK I HATE YOUR BLOODY FU.., hey what was that?" Pia was in the middle of yelling at Sirius, when a loud spark coming from the door handle, and a sharp click sound, interrupted her. She went over to investigate, and found that the door was locked. Calmly, she drew her wand out from her pocket and said 'Alohamora' at the door. She tried the door handle again. It was still locked.
"SIRIUS BLACK GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE NOW AND HELP ME OPEN THIS DOOR THAT IS ALMOST AS DUMB AS YOU ARE IF THAT IS POSSIBLE". Pia yelled over at Sirius, who, glad that she had stopped yelling at him, had sat down on a couch in the corner and promptly fallen asleep. Now, however, he was on the receiving end of the rudest awakening in the world. He jumped up so high that his head almost hit the roof, and he mumbled under his breath, still half asleep, "go away mummy, it's still holidays".
"I AM NOT YOUR 'MUMMY' AND I FEEL SORRY FOR WHOEVER SHE IS, POOR WOMAN" Pia called over at him, still yelling. This woke Sirius up good and proper, as he had rolled over and fallen on the floor. He now sat on the floor and glared at Pia, who had woken him up.
"HOW DARE YOU WOMAN, WAKING ME FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP" he roared at her, now thoroughly angry. But if he was angry, it was nothing compared to how she was.
"WELL IF THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL BEAUTY SLEEP I THINK YOU SHOULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE SLEEPING BECAUSE YOU CERTAINLY NEED IT. NOW GET YOUR FAT ARSE OVER HERE AND HELP ME" Pia was fuming, and you could tell. There was almost smoke coming out of her ears. Sirius knew she was angry, and decided not to make her any more than she was. He walked over to her slowly, and got out his wand.
"Ready?" he asked Pia. "Duh," she said and they both counted to three in their heads. 'Alohamora' came from both of their mouths, and Pia tried the door again. It still wouldn't work. Instead of opening, a small amount of smoke came over the top of the door. It turned into a piece of paper, which unravelled in the air to read
'This is Lee and Remus, we hope that you guys are having fun and will keep on doing so until we let you out in about two hours. We are due to arrive at Hogwarts in two and a half hours, and if we hear you guys making any more noise than we are, we will make sure that you stay on the train all day and through the night as well TOGETHER. Have fun'.
"REMUS AND LEE I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME OUT THERE BECAUSE WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I WILL PERSONALLY KI…. Mmph" Belle's speech had been interrupted when Sirius clamped his hand over her mouth.
"We don't want to be stuck in here all night, asshole, so try and keep your mouth shut" Sirius said to Pia, grinning wickedly.
"Oh well" Pia muttered, and settled down for a long two hours.
While Pia and Sirius where having it out as loud as they could in carriage four, it was unusually quiet in carriage one, where Lily and James were, until Lily decided that she wanted to change into her robes.
"Out Potter, this instant" she said, pointing to the door. James, still half in a daze that they hadn't managed to have a fight in the whole five minutes they had been in there, walked over to the door and tried to open it. It was locked. Instead of opening, a small amount of smoke came over the top of the door. It turned into a piece of paper, which unravelled in the air to read
'This is Lee and Remus, we hope that you guys are having fun and will keep on doing so until we let you out in about two hours. We are due to arrive at Hogwarts in two and a half hours, and if we hear you guys making any more noise than we are, we will make sure that you stay on the train all day and through the night as well TOGETHER. Have fun'.
"Um, Evans, I kinda, um, can't really get out" James said, looking over at Lily who was getting ready to get changed.
"What are you talking about, of course you can get out" she said, beginning to get frustrated.
"Here, move" she said, pushing him out of the way in order to get to the door. She stopped short when she noticed the piece of paper hanging around the front of the door. She read it aloud for a moment and then stopped, and read it to herself. She got out her wand.
"Alohamora" she said at the door, and tried the door handle. It was still locked.
"Oh well," she sighed "I guess you'll have to stay in here. But if I catch you looking at me JAMES POTTER, you will wish you had never been born". And with that, she turned around, walking into the little makeshift dressing room she had made out of some towels she had found in her suitcase.
She was so preoccupied in getting dressed that she didn't notice James creeping closer and closer. She didn't feel it when he reached over the towels and snapped open her bra strap. In fact, she didn't even notice anything at all, until about two minutes later, when she went to put her top on. One of her bra straps was broken. She knew that it hadn't been like that before, because, due to an earlier incident where it had been broken, she always checked when she got changed. That meant that only one person could have done it.
"POTTER" she yelled, even though he was sitting right behind her,
"The minute that I am finished getting changed I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!"
"Oh shit" James muttered under his breath, and backed away as fast as he could.
"God Remus, you had to choose now to lock the door, didn't you" he mumbled as Lily finished getting dressed as fast as she could. She was moving closer and closer now, getting ready to slap him. James focused on her mouth, as foul language came out of it.
Mouths, mouths, what can you do with mouths, he though to himself, something that will surprise her enough to make her shut-up.
I know, kissing, said the Sirius part of his brain. Ugh Siri, you're rubbing off on me. Still, you must admit it is a good idea, again, said the Sirius part of his brain. I mean, you've always though that Evans was hot. Why not act on it now? Now his brain was fighting with itself. Sirius Black, I am going to kill you when I get out of here. And with that, just as Lily was raising her hand to slap him, he caught it with his own, and kissed her, full on the lips.
Back inside Sirius and Pia's carriage, Sirius began to get bored. He decided that he wanted to change into his clothes, and said so, as softly as he could, to piss Pia off. It was working.
"Fine, Black whatever you want, and you don't even have to worry about me peeking, because that is so not going to happen" Pia said, talking as loud as she could, yet not loud enough for Remus and Lee to hear her. She turned around, and Sirius satisfied that she wasn't going to peek, began to get undressed. But although Pia had said that she wouldn't peek, her head was thinking differently. 'Come on P, you know you want to turn around and check out his sexy back muscles' said one half of her brain. 'What the hell are you talking about, Sirius Black does not have sexy back muscles, in fact Sirius Black does not have sexy any muscles' said the other half of her brain. It was almost like there were two people sitting on her shoulders, arguing with each other, a devil and an angel (imagine The Emperors New Groove scene). 'Come on P, you know you want to', and before the other half of her brain could react, she was slowly turning around. 'See Pia, I told you he had sexy back muscles' 'WOW' Pia thought to herself, ignoring the devil and the angel, who were having it out in the back of her brain. 'Piss off', 'No you piss off', 'No you', 'No you' and on and on. Pia, however, didn't hear them at all. She was too busy staring at Sirius's back, and if Sirius felt her gaze on him, he didn't say anything. 'Wow, he really does have sexy ba… HEY PIA HALLIDAY, GET A GRIP WILL YOU. THIS IS SIRIUS BLACK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. THE SIRIUS BLACK. YOU KNOW, THE FROG SIRIUS BLACK'. Pia quickly snapped out of her trance, and turned back around, though not forgetting to snap at Sirius
"Black, would you hurry up please, for bloody god's sake, you would think that you were a girl or something by the way you're taking so long". After that comment, not surprisingly, Sirius hurried up and put on his robes. When he turned back around Pia couldn't help noticing the way his muscles strained at the front of his robes, but told herself she was coming down with something, a flu or a cold or laryngitis maybe. They sat in silence until Pia decided that she wanted to get changed. 'Here we go again' said the angel and devil, quietly enough that only they could hear each other.
Gilderoy, Amos and Ludo had managed to find a compartment to themselves, and were having a lovely conversation about the weather, when the door to their compartment slid open, and in walked Dedalus Diggle. "Oh dear" whispered Amos to Ludo, as Dedalus said
"Boys, how absolutely fabulous to see you, did you like the fashion show? I enjoyed it immensely. By the way Gilderoy, I must say you did fabulously well there."
"Well Dedalus, sorry to leave so soon, but we're going to get some food from the food cart, and Ludo here needs the bathroom" said Amos, as Gilderoy, Ludo and him made their way quickly out of the cart.
"Oh no guys, wait for me, I want to come too" said Dedalus, hurrying out of the compartment. Just as he got out, he saw the three boys disappearing around the corridor.
"Amos, Gildy, Ludo wait up" he yelled after them, and ran as fast as he could to catch up to them. Unfortunately, he wasn't looking where he was going, and ran straight into someone big and flabby. He looked up,
"Oh hello…"
Hey guys,
Hope you like the new improved 2nd chapter! Not much has changed, I know, but it at least sounds better. Now I'm going to go and rewrite the third chapter, and write the fourth one. I'm also working on another story, a one-shot. I need a beta-reader for a story that I'm planning to write, so if any of you want the job, email me at donzabobo@hotmail.com! Thanks people,
Donzabobo
