Chapter 3
Questions, Kisses and More Perving
Disclaimer: All of the characters you recognise belong to the famous J.K Rowling. I don't bow at her feet anymore coz she killed.....
Ok I forgot last time to thank Merenwen Luiwel for the review. I'm just gonna thank her and 1 more person, Embyr-Dragon, and I have one question for Embyr. When u said that you hated it not the story but the fifth book thing, did you mean what I wrote or how J.K Rowling killed off.? Oh well anyways I'm not gonna thank anyone else coz I cant be stuffed but only the same peoples have reviewed anyway. I am just too depressed to write any more in this authors note, I finished OotP last night and I am so sad bout . (I don't wanna spoil it for anyone who hasn't read it yet) I wanted to kill J.K Rowling when I read it. I am very depressed (but you would probably know that if you read the thing I wrote at the end of the last chappie. Oh well here's the next one. Enjoy! (Starts to sob uncontrollably) How can I be happy when.is dead (flings herself on the floor and has a temper tantrum) Uh yeh, well here it is. Donzabobo
As Pia started to take her clothes off, making sure that Sirius wasn't looking, Sirius stared at the wall as hard as he could. For a moment back then he had thought he had felt her eyes on him, but was about to turn around when she started yelling at him. *'Huh, a girl, I'll give you a girl Pia Halliday, any time you want'*. He was still insulted that she had told him he took too long changing, and the minute she had started yelling at him, he was sure he must have been imagining the feel of someone's glance upon him. Pia would never stare at him, or would she? A voice was nagging him at the back of his mind, *go on Sirius, turn around, she was peeking at you, you know, and you've always thought that Pia was hot, go on Sirius, you know you want to' *. As if the voice in his head was also monitoring his actions, he slowly turned around, and his mouth fell open at what he saw. Pia was standing behind him, wearing nothing but a T-shirt and underwear. *Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, WOW, Pia Halliday has such sexy long legs'* Sirius was almost drooling as he stared at Pia. Unfortunately for him, she felt his gaze and turned around just in time. "SIRIUS BLACK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, STARING AT ME WHILE I GET CHANGED. WHY YOU LITTLE FUCKED UP PERVE, I AM GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Pia shoved on her jeans and walked steadily over to Sirius. She raised her hand and.
Whatever Lily was expecting James to do when she almost slapped him, it was not to kiss her. As his lips touched hers, softly, gently, she kissed him back. James pulled her closer to him and grabbed her other hand, Lily wrapped her arms around his neck, and she was drowning in his kiss. Suddenly, just as James was starting to kiss her harder, she realised just who she was kissing. She drew back from James, who had also obviously just realised as well. She raised a shaky hand to her lips, which felt somehow cold without James's lips on them. Then, as if doing that had really woken her up from what had happened, she slapped James as hard as she could. Lily walked over to the corner and sat down. She was to shaken by what had happened to yell at James, and she didn't want a repeat of what had just happened, or did she? # Don't be silly Lily Sara Evans, this is James Potter we're talking about, JAMES POTTER, of course you don't like him, in fact you hate his guts #. Lily turned to look at James, who had retreated to the other corner and was pointing his wand at his cheek, muttering something under his breath. Something clenched inside Lily and all of her hatred for him came rushing back. # How dare he, take advantage of her like that, he knew she didn't like him, and she had thought that he didn't like her as well, or did her? # Suddenly Lily remembered there had been a time when James had liked her, back in fourth grade, but since she hadn't returned his feelings, he had turned on her and started to hate her.
" How'd the exam go Snivelly?" said James.
"I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment," said Sirius viciously.
"There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word."
Everyone watching was laughing but Snape was trying to get up, James had put a jinx on him and he couldn't.
"You - wait," he panted, staring up at James with an expression of purest loathing, "you - wait!"
"Wait for what?" said Sirius coolly. "What're you going to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?"
Snape started swearing and trying to put hexes on everyone in sight, but his wand was far away from him.
"Wash out your mouth", said James coldly. "Scourgify!"
Pink soap bubbles streamed from Snape's mouth, and he was choking -
"Leave him ALONE" yelled Lily.
" All right, Evans?" said James, and Lily noticed that he had changed the tone of his voice completely.
"Leave him alone," Lily repeated. She was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. "What's he don't to you?"
"Well," said James, appearing to deliberate the point, "it's more the face that he exists, if you know what I mean."
Most of the people around them laughed, except for Lily, and Remus, who was reading and was apparently to intent on his book.
"You think you're funny," she said coldly. "But you're just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone." "I will if you go out with me, Evans" said James, a little too quickly. "Go on.go out with me and I'll never lay a wand on old Snivelly again".
Lily remembered the Snape incident well. It hadn't ended very nicely either, Snape didn't seem to appreciate her efforts to be nice to him, and ever since then she had hated his guts, almost, surprisingly enough, as the Marauders. Ever since that day Lily had turned James down, he had hated her. And sometimes Lily wondered if he even hated her as much as he hated Snape. She sighed, and looked over to the corner where James was sitting. He had a big slab of ice pressing on to the part of his face where she had slapped him, and glared at her so hard when she looked at him, that she turned away. *Oh well* she thought, *he can be a baby if he wants to* and she stared out of the window once again.
"Amos, Gildy, Ludo wait up" Dedalus yelled after the three boys, and ran as fast as he could to catch up to them. Unfortunately, he wasn't looking where he was going, and ran straight into someone big and flabby. He looked up, "Oh hello Lucius, how are you today" he said, extending his hand for Lucius to shake. "Well, we were much better until we met you, weren't we, Severus?" snarled Lucius, at Dedalus. "Well, I suppose you could make our day much better, couldn't you, by doing Lucius here and I a favour" said Snape, copying Lucius's tone of voice. "Y.yes, of.of course I would" Dedalus stuttered. "Well than you can take this package, and put it under the door of carriage one, remember Diggle, carriage one," snarled Lucius. "And if you forget, or put it under the wrong door, I will personally wring your neck," and with that, Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape walked away, leaving a very confused and scared Dedalus Diggle behind.
"I'm just going to get some more chocolate frogs from the cart, ok?" said Peter, to Remus and Lee. "Yeah, yeah, bye Peter, and bring some back for us please?" Remus answered, not really paying any attention to Peter. As Peter left the carriage, Remus turned back to Lee, and they continued their conversation. "Don't you think that Pia and Sirius, and Lils and James would be perfect together if they just stopped fighting for two seconds to realise it?" Lee asked Remus. "Yeah, I just wish James and Siri weren't so mean to them. I mean James has gone far enough to say that he hates Lily as much as Snape, and James really hates Snape. Do you remember in fourth year, when James used to have a crush on Lily, and she was sticking up for Snape.?" Remus looked at Lee questioningly, and they both sat in silence for a few seconds, remembering that day. As if she was Snape on that day, and needed protection, Lee moved closer to Remus on the seat. If Remus noticed, he didn't say anything, and shivered slightly, as if she was cold. Remus didn't notice that either, and Lee, angry at him for not putting his arm around her or something, turned around and looked the other way. So she didn't notice when Remus turned his head, and seeing her facing away from him, sighed, and shook his head. He then proceeded to have an argument with himself. ^ Go on Remus, kiss her, where's that Gryffindor bravery, come on, just kiss her, it's really not that hard Remus, KISS HER ^ Remus sighed again, and moved closer to Lee. Lee turned her head in surprise, and Remus gathered up all of his courage, moved closer, and brushed his lips softly against hers. Lee was slowly drowning in Remus's kiss, and she kissed him back softly. Neither of them noticed when Peter came back, saw what they were doing, and muttered to himself "I'll just go now, shall I?" Lee snaked her arms around Remus's back, and Remus put his arms around her neck. The last thing Lee thought was, *god, he's a good kisser*, before she gave herself over to the kiss.
Ha, HA, HA, HA, HA, not really a cliffie, but will James and Lily ever talk again, what is in the package that Dedy is carrying, and how many more times will Petey go back to the food cart?
Ha ha lol im laughing my head off, well everyone out there, review please, and im gonna put up my next one shot story soon, probably today or tmoz. SO REVIEW
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! Luv ya'll Donzi
Oh and the part about Jamesie teasing Snapey was from OotP
soz J.K Rowling for stealing it but right now I hate u for killing....
Questions, Kisses and More Perving
Disclaimer: All of the characters you recognise belong to the famous J.K Rowling. I don't bow at her feet anymore coz she killed.....
Ok I forgot last time to thank Merenwen Luiwel for the review. I'm just gonna thank her and 1 more person, Embyr-Dragon, and I have one question for Embyr. When u said that you hated it not the story but the fifth book thing, did you mean what I wrote or how J.K Rowling killed off.? Oh well anyways I'm not gonna thank anyone else coz I cant be stuffed but only the same peoples have reviewed anyway. I am just too depressed to write any more in this authors note, I finished OotP last night and I am so sad bout . (I don't wanna spoil it for anyone who hasn't read it yet) I wanted to kill J.K Rowling when I read it. I am very depressed (but you would probably know that if you read the thing I wrote at the end of the last chappie. Oh well here's the next one. Enjoy! (Starts to sob uncontrollably) How can I be happy when.is dead (flings herself on the floor and has a temper tantrum) Uh yeh, well here it is. Donzabobo
As Pia started to take her clothes off, making sure that Sirius wasn't looking, Sirius stared at the wall as hard as he could. For a moment back then he had thought he had felt her eyes on him, but was about to turn around when she started yelling at him. *'Huh, a girl, I'll give you a girl Pia Halliday, any time you want'*. He was still insulted that she had told him he took too long changing, and the minute she had started yelling at him, he was sure he must have been imagining the feel of someone's glance upon him. Pia would never stare at him, or would she? A voice was nagging him at the back of his mind, *go on Sirius, turn around, she was peeking at you, you know, and you've always thought that Pia was hot, go on Sirius, you know you want to' *. As if the voice in his head was also monitoring his actions, he slowly turned around, and his mouth fell open at what he saw. Pia was standing behind him, wearing nothing but a T-shirt and underwear. *Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, WOW, Pia Halliday has such sexy long legs'* Sirius was almost drooling as he stared at Pia. Unfortunately for him, she felt his gaze and turned around just in time. "SIRIUS BLACK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, STARING AT ME WHILE I GET CHANGED. WHY YOU LITTLE FUCKED UP PERVE, I AM GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Pia shoved on her jeans and walked steadily over to Sirius. She raised her hand and.
Whatever Lily was expecting James to do when she almost slapped him, it was not to kiss her. As his lips touched hers, softly, gently, she kissed him back. James pulled her closer to him and grabbed her other hand, Lily wrapped her arms around his neck, and she was drowning in his kiss. Suddenly, just as James was starting to kiss her harder, she realised just who she was kissing. She drew back from James, who had also obviously just realised as well. She raised a shaky hand to her lips, which felt somehow cold without James's lips on them. Then, as if doing that had really woken her up from what had happened, she slapped James as hard as she could. Lily walked over to the corner and sat down. She was to shaken by what had happened to yell at James, and she didn't want a repeat of what had just happened, or did she? # Don't be silly Lily Sara Evans, this is James Potter we're talking about, JAMES POTTER, of course you don't like him, in fact you hate his guts #. Lily turned to look at James, who had retreated to the other corner and was pointing his wand at his cheek, muttering something under his breath. Something clenched inside Lily and all of her hatred for him came rushing back. # How dare he, take advantage of her like that, he knew she didn't like him, and she had thought that he didn't like her as well, or did her? # Suddenly Lily remembered there had been a time when James had liked her, back in fourth grade, but since she hadn't returned his feelings, he had turned on her and started to hate her.
" How'd the exam go Snivelly?" said James.
"I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment," said Sirius viciously.
"There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word."
Everyone watching was laughing but Snape was trying to get up, James had put a jinx on him and he couldn't.
"You - wait," he panted, staring up at James with an expression of purest loathing, "you - wait!"
"Wait for what?" said Sirius coolly. "What're you going to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?"
Snape started swearing and trying to put hexes on everyone in sight, but his wand was far away from him.
"Wash out your mouth", said James coldly. "Scourgify!"
Pink soap bubbles streamed from Snape's mouth, and he was choking -
"Leave him ALONE" yelled Lily.
" All right, Evans?" said James, and Lily noticed that he had changed the tone of his voice completely.
"Leave him alone," Lily repeated. She was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. "What's he don't to you?"
"Well," said James, appearing to deliberate the point, "it's more the face that he exists, if you know what I mean."
Most of the people around them laughed, except for Lily, and Remus, who was reading and was apparently to intent on his book.
"You think you're funny," she said coldly. "But you're just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone." "I will if you go out with me, Evans" said James, a little too quickly. "Go on.go out with me and I'll never lay a wand on old Snivelly again".
Lily remembered the Snape incident well. It hadn't ended very nicely either, Snape didn't seem to appreciate her efforts to be nice to him, and ever since then she had hated his guts, almost, surprisingly enough, as the Marauders. Ever since that day Lily had turned James down, he had hated her. And sometimes Lily wondered if he even hated her as much as he hated Snape. She sighed, and looked over to the corner where James was sitting. He had a big slab of ice pressing on to the part of his face where she had slapped him, and glared at her so hard when she looked at him, that she turned away. *Oh well* she thought, *he can be a baby if he wants to* and she stared out of the window once again.
"Amos, Gildy, Ludo wait up" Dedalus yelled after the three boys, and ran as fast as he could to catch up to them. Unfortunately, he wasn't looking where he was going, and ran straight into someone big and flabby. He looked up, "Oh hello Lucius, how are you today" he said, extending his hand for Lucius to shake. "Well, we were much better until we met you, weren't we, Severus?" snarled Lucius, at Dedalus. "Well, I suppose you could make our day much better, couldn't you, by doing Lucius here and I a favour" said Snape, copying Lucius's tone of voice. "Y.yes, of.of course I would" Dedalus stuttered. "Well than you can take this package, and put it under the door of carriage one, remember Diggle, carriage one," snarled Lucius. "And if you forget, or put it under the wrong door, I will personally wring your neck," and with that, Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape walked away, leaving a very confused and scared Dedalus Diggle behind.
"I'm just going to get some more chocolate frogs from the cart, ok?" said Peter, to Remus and Lee. "Yeah, yeah, bye Peter, and bring some back for us please?" Remus answered, not really paying any attention to Peter. As Peter left the carriage, Remus turned back to Lee, and they continued their conversation. "Don't you think that Pia and Sirius, and Lils and James would be perfect together if they just stopped fighting for two seconds to realise it?" Lee asked Remus. "Yeah, I just wish James and Siri weren't so mean to them. I mean James has gone far enough to say that he hates Lily as much as Snape, and James really hates Snape. Do you remember in fourth year, when James used to have a crush on Lily, and she was sticking up for Snape.?" Remus looked at Lee questioningly, and they both sat in silence for a few seconds, remembering that day. As if she was Snape on that day, and needed protection, Lee moved closer to Remus on the seat. If Remus noticed, he didn't say anything, and shivered slightly, as if she was cold. Remus didn't notice that either, and Lee, angry at him for not putting his arm around her or something, turned around and looked the other way. So she didn't notice when Remus turned his head, and seeing her facing away from him, sighed, and shook his head. He then proceeded to have an argument with himself. ^ Go on Remus, kiss her, where's that Gryffindor bravery, come on, just kiss her, it's really not that hard Remus, KISS HER ^ Remus sighed again, and moved closer to Lee. Lee turned her head in surprise, and Remus gathered up all of his courage, moved closer, and brushed his lips softly against hers. Lee was slowly drowning in Remus's kiss, and she kissed him back softly. Neither of them noticed when Peter came back, saw what they were doing, and muttered to himself "I'll just go now, shall I?" Lee snaked her arms around Remus's back, and Remus put his arms around her neck. The last thing Lee thought was, *god, he's a good kisser*, before she gave herself over to the kiss.
Ha, HA, HA, HA, HA, not really a cliffie, but will James and Lily ever talk again, what is in the package that Dedy is carrying, and how many more times will Petey go back to the food cart?
Ha ha lol im laughing my head off, well everyone out there, review please, and im gonna put up my next one shot story soon, probably today or tmoz. SO REVIEW
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! Luv ya'll Donzi
Oh and the part about Jamesie teasing Snapey was from OotP
soz J.K Rowling for stealing it but right now I hate u for killing....
