Thank you so much for all the reviews! n_n Sorry for the late update. Well, hope you enjoy this!

Disclaimer -- ::Grabs a paper handed to her by Usagi/ Serena:: Sailor Moon does not belong to me.

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            "Do I really have to do this?" Jadeite whined, receiving a glare from his prince.

            "Yes, you do. I command it."

            "But it's so … so … so degrading!"

            "Good luck. I hope she doesn't kill ya." Zoisite placed a hand on the larger man's shoulder and grinned brightly.

            Kunzite shook his head. "Someday you're going to get killed by one of us."

            "That was harsh."

            "Shut up, all of you. Now begin Jadeite."

            "But … but … I do-"

            "Now! Or by the gods I'm going to have you clean the stables for a month!"

            "Yes, m'lord." Bowing his head, the blonde haired man walked under a balcony. "Are you sure this is the Princess' room?"

            "Yes, now do it!" Darien waved his hands, looking around for guards.

            Clearing his throat, he opened his mouth …

            "Wait!" Zoisite reached into his pocket and took out two small earplugs. Placing them in his ears, he grinned and gave the blonde man permission to start.

            "Damn that know it all, jack-ass horse, feminine bi--"

            "Are you going to start any time soon?" Kunzite raised an eyebrow and grinned. He was going to enjoy this.

            "Isn't this a bit childish for us all, Prince?" Nephrite blinked and glanced at the prince still looking back and forth for the guards.

            "No! Now start now, Jadeite!"

            Clearing his throat once more, he opened his mouth and out came an awful sound that no one should ever have to hear.

            The general was singing.

            "Deeeeeep in my souuull!!! Loooooooooooove so stroooonngg! It takessss controoool!!!! Noooow we booooth knoo--"

            "What the hell is that?! I'm going to kill whatever it is! By Aries I'm going to make him wish he was living in tartarus!"

            Jadeite stopped … that certainly did not sound like Princess Serenity …

            "Ah, shit! Get out of there, Jadeite!!! It's Princess Rei! The sailor scout of Mars!!" Zoisite had removed the earplugs when the general had stopped and now he waved his hands frantically to warn his comrade but he was too late.

The raven-haired warrior came out of room, eyes bright with rage. "You! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Looking down, her lilac gaze landed on the blonde-haired general. "Trying to drive me insane with that noise?!"

He suddenly felt very small … "Ah … no."

She growled, lifting up her hand. She was not a night person and needed her sleep. May the Gods help the person who wakes her up in the middle of the night. "Mars Inferno Ignite!" A huge fireball left her hands and flew towards the terrified general.

Without even thinking, he ran. Soon he was following behind four other men. Running through the trees and tripping over branches, they soon arrived at a very safe place away from the Martian. Narrowing his eyes, Jadeite walked over to Zoiste. "You told us that was Princess Serenity's room. Did that girl look like Princess Serenity?!! No!!! You almost got me killed!"

"I … I don't understand what happened." Reaching into his pockets nervously, he took out a detailed map of the palace. "See! It says Princess Serenity's room was right there!"

"…" Darien sighed.

"Uh … Zoisite? It's upside down." Nephrite sweat dropped and wondered why he put up with these people.

"Oh! That would explain some things." Smiling, he flipped the map around. "There! The room is on the other side of the room!"

Jadeite glared at the man.

"Hey, Zoy? I suggest you run." Kunzite smiled at the smaller man. "Just a warning."

"Now … it's illegal to kill one of the Guardians of Earth, Jadeite. Remember? Old fried … buddy … pal?" He never got an answer. Instead the stocky blonde leapt into the air and tackled the feminine man.

"Somebody help!"

"Should we help him?" Kunzite glanced over towards his prince.

"No, leave them be for now. Just make sure they don't kill each other." Darien smiled and waited till they were finished. When the two men were done, he was going to continue one with his plans.

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Serenity groaned under her pillow. There was some creature wailing their poor heart outside. It sounded almost human … but it couldn't be. The sound was just too awful. Poor thing. Burrowing further into her pillow, she frowned. She was never going to get any sleep this way. It had been going on for two hours now … shouldn't it lose its voice by now? Standing up, she growled and walked over towards her balcony.

The crying stopped.

Stepping further onto the balcony, she wrapped her arms around herself. Then something rustled down below in the shadows and she frowned. "Who's out there?" Going back inside, she grabbed the first thing she saw. A beautifully crafted silver clock, but it weighed around ten pounds. Slowly going back out, she held the clock above her head and saw a shadow. Thankful for her training with her discuss, she aimed and threw the thing. When a satisfying thump was heard, she smiled and headed back into her bed. She would tell the guards tomorrow morning to check on the body. Groaning, she wondered how she was going to be able to stay awake and alert with this lack of sleep.

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"Umm … is he okay?" Zoisite shook the unconscious general that they had just dragged into the room. The clock had knocked the poor man on the head. Luckily … the man was already hardheaded enough to live through it.

"I don't know." Darien sighed. What exactly had this prank accomplished? Nothing? What was it suppose to accomplish? … He had no idea. This princess had him acting like a child and he hated it.

"Hey! I think he's coming to!" Kunzite lifted the man up and grinned as his eyes opened. The man's eyes were crossed and there was a scary grin on his face.

"Jed, how many fingers am I holding up?" Zoisite held up three fingers in front of the man and waited.

"Mommy? The skies and pigs are talking tonight." Then, with a groan the man fell back into his unconscious state.

"Well … close enough." Standing up the feminine general stretched. "I'm going to bed. You had us up all night, Prince Endymion." With a yawn he left the room.

"Well, if Zoisite said he's ok, then he's ok.  " 'Night, you guys." Scratching the back of his head, the leader of the guards left the room and towards his own.

"Good Night, Prince." Nephrite stood up and glanced a bit worriedly at the unconscious man … who was drooling and giggling now. Then, with a shrug of his broad shoulders he followed after his comrades.

Meanwhile, the Earthen prince had not paid attention to any of this. Unfortunately, he realized that he enjoyed this little game that he was playing with the strange princess. Another thing that had bothered him was the feminine voice that had questioned if anyone was there or not. He had not seen who it was due to the bad lighting. The figure had been hidden in shadows. Had she been a servant of the princess?

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The next morning, the three adults watched amused as everybody came in for breakfast. Three of the generals and the Prince looked exhausted and Sailor Mars kept glaring at the guards, bags under her eyes. Queen Selenity could tell that Princess Serenity was tired too. Under the guise, the princess had bags under her eyes and she kept yawning but only she could see through the magical disguise. Everybody else saw a wide-awake masculine princess.

"Where is Jadeite, son?" Damien glanced at his offspring and frowned.

"Oh, he doesn't feel very well today. Staying in bed." The prince glanced at the princess and scowled when he saw that she didn't look the least bit tired. "How'd you sleep, Princess Serenity? Are you tired?"

She turned her head quickly to look at him. It looked like he knew what had happened last night. Inspecting the prince, she saw blood-shot eyes and bags. So … it was him and guardians was it? Then, it must have been Jadeite that the clock had hit. Smiling mischievously, she nodded. "Never better." The words held a tone in them that meant the opposite. In her own way, she had told him that she knew what he did and he was going to pay for it.

Darien grinned. So, she was still willing to play games? Fine. He'll play the games. He'll just have to be careful not to enjoy it too much. He might actually end up liking her. Now … why did the princess look like she's bright with energy?

She stared at him. The games have just begun. She now knew what the challenge was.

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Meanwhile, Jadeite still remained unconscious in his bed dreaming about the silver-haired angel he had seen walk out onto the balcony that night. Back in his mind, he wondered if he should tell his prince about her.

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Well, tell me what you think. n_n … I'm trying to make this as enjoyable as possible. My first humor story you might say. Most of my stories come out serious and angst.