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They were nervous. Very nervous. Three of the senshi glanced at each other and back at the thoughtful princess sitting in the gardens. She would have been a picture of serenity and peace … hadn't it been for the gleam in her eyes. It wasn't helping that Sailor Mars seemed to have joined forces with the cunning princess.
Mercury cleared her throat and gazed at the princess. Concern was etched into her face as she noted the lack of color in the cheeks and the bags under the eyes. She also seemed to have lost a bit of weight. This disguise was taking much out of her.
"Sere, perhaps you should drop all this. You seem to weaken every time you put that disguise on."
"Don't worry so much about me, Ami. I'll know when I have reached my limit. Now … what are we to do with the Prince and his guardians?"
"Did they by any chance send General Jadeite to sing under your window?" An angry edge appeared in the usually harsh tone of the Martian as she frowned.
"So, it was General Jadeite was it? I thought it was some poor creature but when I went out to inspect, I saw a human figure move under the shadows … so I just threw my clock at it." She grinned and winked at Sailor Mars.
"I threw a fireball on them. I think they may have mistaken my room with yours. I was exhausted yesterday from all that training Venus over there put us through and then that idiot comes and tries to kill me with the worst sound ever!" Rei's furious gaze turned to the leader and the blonde gulped slightly and backed up.
Once again silence filled the gardens and Serenity was back to thinking. An idea was forming in the royal head of hers and she knew the others except for Rei were getting nervous. Well, at least she wasn't as bad as Mina. That girl was scary when she got a chance to think.
A twig snapped from a few feet away and all the girls jumped nervously. Lita and Mina stood in front of the princess blocking her from view. Rei and Ami stood next to the princess, forming a protective circle around her. Serenity was stiff with worry, she did not have the medallion that was needed to transform. It was in her room. Hoping it was not the Earthlings, she curled into a tiny ball, hiding behind her senshi.
"Who's there?" Venus sharp voice rang out into the silence.
"It's just us." A black haired man and his companions walked out from the thick of the bushes and smiled sheepishly. "We were looking for Princess Serenity. We arrived here. We heard your voices." His sentences were jumbled and made no sense … being nervous does that a person.
The Moon princess held back a groan and curled even further into a tiny ball. Perhaps they would just leave. She did not want any of them to see her true form.
Venus had a frown on her face, but inwardly she was scheming. "She's right here with us. Behind me."
Serenity's head shot up and she glared at the warrior's back, ready to kill her cousin and guardian.
Jupiter shot a surprised look towards her commanding officer that clearly said What are you thinking?
"Oh, well Queen Selenity has asked me to bring the princess to the throne room. Umm … is she going to come out from behind you anytime soon?" Darien frowned as he saw a shot of silver behind the warrior and wondered how such a large woman was able to hide a small one.
Venus grinned evilly and made a motion to move when she felt a tight grasp on the back of her skirt.
"Venus, you move and I swear I kill you, dear cousin of mine." It was a strained whisper that reached only the ears of the senshi.
The leader of the warriors pretended to ignore her. Moving just a little bit, she smiled. "But you see, the princess is very indecent right now. We found her skinny-dipping in the pool nearby here and we dragged her over here to dry her up. But if the queen summons here … well …" She made another attempt to move when she saw the color drain from the three men's face.
Darien quickly cleared his throat and shook his head. An image of a naked masculine princess danced horrifyingly in his mind and he knew he was going to have nightmares for years to come. "It's quite all right. She can attend to the queen when she is decent. Well, we must be on our way. Oh, and Mercury, I have heard that you were a healer. Can you please tend to General Jadeite, he … was … um … well, and you shall see when you reach him."
Without even a response from the mercurian, the three men were gone in a blink of an eye.
"Hmm … I wonder why they were in such a hurry." Mina grinned and backed away slightly, turning to her princess. "I would think any man would love to see you naked."
"MINA! What were you thinking?!" The tiny princess leapt up into the air and tackled her friend, a furious look on her face. "You almost … they almost … Ahhh!! What were you thinking?!!"
"I was just interested in how they would react. I never thought a man could speak so quickly! Mother always told me that a man's weakness is a woman."
"Your mother is also the Goddess of Love. S— " Her eyes widened and she got off of her friend, an evil smirk on her face. "Mina, you're a genius!!!!!!" Jumping up into the air, she spun around hugging herself.
This left four very confused and frightened Warriors.
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Jadeite groaned as the door opened and entered the blue-haired senshi. He grinned flirtatiously but stopped when another bomb exploded in his head. Falling back onto the bed, he closed his eyes and sighed. "Please tell me you're here to take me out of my misery. If not, this damn headache is going to kill me."
Mercury raised an eyebrow and walked over to the man, remembering this man worked for the prince who had turned her princess into a lunatic. Noting the rather large bump and purplish color on his head, she winced slightly. Serenity had gotten him good with that clock. "That's what you get when you challenge Serenity. She'll take her revenge one way or another." Placing her hand on the bump, she smiled as the man yelped and whimpered. "I'm sorry, did that hurt?"
He nodded.
"Good."
He groaned as he heard the amusement in the woman's voice. Great, a healer with a malicious spirit.
There's not much I can do except place some ice on it, and maybe give you some painkillers. It should numb you for awhile."
"Do anything as long as this blasted headache goes away."
"I'll do what I can."
He watched as she busied herself with her tools and a thought came to him. "I have a question."
"Hmm?"
"Well, I'm sure you already know about me torturing the princess with my lovely voice … I was wondering who was the woman that threw the clock at me. She resembled the queen much more than Princess Serenity. And I did not know that the Queen had two children. I heard that Lunarian Queens were only able to give birth to one child."
Ami froze as he got close to the truth. Turning her blue gaze on him, she narrowed her eyes. "The Lunarian family has many secrets that you do not know about, Lord Jadeite. Do not dig into them." At that point, the blue haired princess decided that she could have been an actress as she saw the suspicion in the man's eyes. Giving him two pills, she smiled. "There I'm finished. I hope get better." Then, she left abruptly, the door closing with a soft click.
Jadeite frowned and then, smiled. He may act like an idiot sometimes, but he had more brain cells than what many considered. There was a connection here that was tickling his mind, but the curtain was not open far enough for him to figure out what the connection was.
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Five women sparsely dressed stood in the princess' room, confusion on their faces. Looking towards the maid who had brought them here, the one who looked like the leader spoke. "What's the princess want with us?"
"I … I do not know. She just told me to bring you here."
"Look, honey. We need to get back to the brothel soon …"
"I will pay handsomely if you do want I ask you to." The Princess entered, smiling brightly. Looking towards the maid, she smiled warmly. "You may leave now."
Curtseying, the girl bobbed her head. "Yes, your highness." With that the girl slipped out leaving five confused prostitutes.
"Look, yer highness. We don't do this kind o--"
"And what exactly is it that you're thinking I'm going to ask of you." She raised her eyebrows curiously and waited.
"Well, we are what we are and … well …"
The concept hit her and she blushed furiously, aghast. "My goddess no! I have asked you here to help me with … a few men."
"You need help with men?" The leader gazed at the princess' slender form and raised an eyebrow. "I highly doubt that, yer highness."
"Will you let me explain?" Never before had she been interrupted so many times and she was getting annoyed. "I need you to lure some men to the gardens. I will take over from there."
"Some … Men? Isn't it below your status to do this kind of activities?"
"I'm not going to do anything of that sort!"
"You do not have to tell us anything, Princess. Just pay us and we will do what you tell us. You can enjoy them however you want." Grinning in a way that the young princess did not like, the woman sat down on the comfortable couch. "Well, what is it that you want my girls and me to do?"
Giving up on convincing these girls that she was not going to do anything sexual with the men, she sighed. "Well …"
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Prince Endymion and the generals were quite surprised when they received the letter that the Princess wanted to have meeting with them. Turning over towards his generals, he saw the nervous look in the large men's eyes. "Oh, come on. She's a girl! A female! What kind of men are we when we're afraid of women?"
"Men who doesn't want the most powerful princess in the universe on their asses, that's what." Jadeite grinned slightly, a dazed look in his eyes. The painkillers were working and his head held no pain. He also didn't have any feeling … but that was okay.
Snorting, Endymion turned towards the door. "Are you sure you can come Jadeite?"
"Yep!"
"As long as he doesn't mention anything about skies and pigs talking." Zoisite mumbled under his breath.
"Huh? What skies and pigs?"
"Never mind."
The five men headed over towards the private living chambers of the princess. Nervously wiping his hand on his pant leg, he entered the room only to find an empty one. "Guess we're early. Be on guards men."
They sat stiffly on the couches in the room, looking into the comforting fire that roared in the room. Then, the door slowly opened and in stepped five lovely maids carrying a glass each. They each headed over towards a man and handed a glass. "A drink, m'lord?"
"Well …"
He glanced at the soft flirtatious curve of her mouth and took the glass, taking a sip. "Where is the princess?"
"She shall come shortly."
Looking around, Endymion noticed that each of his men, except Kunzite, were busy flirting with the maids. "I see. Perhaps, you should know the purpose of this meeting?" He gave a charming smile to the lady and he saw the girl swoon slightly.
All she did was smile mysteriously and sit down next to him. Then, a strange birdcall sounded in the air, and the girl stood up. "To tell you the truth, Prince. It was not the princess who summoned you. It was the girls and I. Perhaps we should go out into the gardens for some … fresh air?"
Not knowing what to make of the situation, he nodded slightly and looked over towards the other men. They stood up and walked out of the room, each followed by a maid. Walking out into the fresh air, he took a deep breath watching the lovely maid walk into the deeper parts of the gardens. When they reached a small clearing that was hidden behind trees and bushes, the girls smiled and started to take off their clothes.
The men's eyes remained glued on the girls as they stripped down to nothing but their undergarments.
"Now, it's your turn." The leader purred and smiled suggestively. Jadeite and Zoisite followed quickly, stripping to their undergarments as well. Kunzite and Nephrite were slow to follow, but they did so as well. Darien was the last one left. This was all too strange. Then, the leader walked over to him and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Please?"
As if in a trance, he took off his clothes and stood there next to his generals in nothing but his underwear.
All the girls smiled and the leader backed away. "Now!"
Then chaos ensued. Nets were thrown out and placed over the princes. After about five minutes of struggling, the men were tied to a large tree. The girls put their clothes back on and waited. A second later, Princess Serenity and the senshi came out laughing.
The leader of the "maids" walked over to Darien and smiled sadly. "Too bad. It might have been fun. But it seems the princess has other plans. Bye." Walking over to the muscular princess, the woman held out her hands. "Well?"
"Here you go." Serenity threw a large pouch that held a jingling of money. "Good job, girls."
Smiling, the leader walked out. "I hope you have fun, princess! They seem like it." With a crow of laughter the girls left the garden. A blush stained the cheeks of the princess, but she shook it away.
"Have fun?" Darien's eyes widened as he realized that he and his men were tied up to a tree, practically naked surrounded by five dangerous women. Thoughts that were sick and demented flew through his mind, making him shake with fear. They were going to get harassed by the princess! Struggling against the tight ropes, he watched as the muscular woman walked over towards him. "Now … I'm sure we can discuss this. I mean you're a lovely woman but I think we can get to know each other before we get this far! I me--"
"Why the hell does everyone think I want some sexual event to take place?!" Frustrated, she ran let a deep breath and pulled at her skirt. "For your information, Prince Endymion and guards … I don't think that way. You, on the other hand, did not take much time to remove your clothes for those women."
"Ah, Serenity? You had me use my powers to persuade Enydmion to remove his. He wou--" Venus trailed off as her princess' glare landed on her. "I'll shut up now."
The other scouts shook their heads at the slow train of thought their leader had.
"Fine, it took a little persuasion from the future goddess of love to have you remove your clothes. I'll give you that. Wipe that smirk off your face." Then, she smiled brightly and walked closer to the prince. "Now it's time for my payback."
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The entire palace was in an uproar the next morning as soon they realized that the prince and the guards were missing. Servants and guards scurried around the palace and Queen Terra looked like she was about to faint on the spot. "Where is he? What could have happened to him?" The royal family sat in the throne room, their faces haggard with worry.
"Your highness!" The captain of the guards walked into the room, a flustered look on his face. "We found the prince and the guards. He --"
"Take us to them immediately!"
"But!"
"No, buts."
"Yes, your majesty." Followed by the three royals, they hurried through the gardens to the most secret parts of the floral heaven. All three froze as they saw what had happened to the men.
"What in the name of all that's holy happened?!" Damien blinked once and then rubbed his eyes, trying to see if he was dreaming. He wasn't.
"Uh, hi dad. Mind letting us a hand?"
After getting over the initial shock, Terra burst out into a laughter that filled the entire garden. Serenity's soon joined after and all Damien and the rest of the men could do was gape.
Meanwhile, Darien and his guards were still tied to the tree, but this time they were wearing make-up and earrings. Their hair were done up in pigtails, regardless of their length. The only thing that remained the same was the fact that they were still in their undergarments. Fighting the embarrassment that made his entire body flush red, he called out to them. "Whenever you're finished."
They were still laughing.
"…"
"GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!" Oh, the princess was going to get it. This prank not only degraded his masculinity but she also managed to have the entire Lunarian court out here laughing at them. Oh, she was going to pay.
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I had to rewrite it so it's not as good. I hope you enjoyed it. ^_^ Review!
