Early Holidays

A/N: A weird and very stupid idea that popped into my head.

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Horo Horo: *sits in front of the television watching the ending song on Shrek*

Gingerbread Boy: *walks on with walking stick* Merry Christmas Everyone.

Horo Horo: *stares at the Gingerbread Boy* Christmas? Pilica what month is it?

Pilica: It's July Oniichan.

Horo Horo: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! Hey Pilica let's call everyone and have Christmas at Yoh's house!!!

Pilica: No, not again.

Meanwhile. Anna: Oh no. Yoh shut the doors quick!!!

Yoh: Why? Who was that on the phone.

Anna: It was Pilica, Horo Horo thinks it's Christmas today and he want's to come here to celebrate!!!

Yoh: *rushes towards the door to lock it, but Horo Horo and Pilica are already waiting at the door*

Horo Horo: *with presents, santa hats, Christmas decoration's, a Christmas tree, and mistletoe* YOH!!! Merry Christmas!!!

Anna: *walks in* I'm gonna train you harder than ever before, for failing Yoh.

Everyone: *walks in side*

Horo Horo, Yoh, Manta: *Begin putting up decorations*

Horo Horo: *hums Christmas carols to himself*

Anna to Pilica: *whispers* Why does Horo Horo think it's Christmas?

Pilica: He does this every year.

Anna: I wouldn't mind if it 'really' was Christmas.

Doorbell: GET THE FREAKIN DOOR!!!

Anna: I have to change that doorbell. *stands up to answer door*

Ren: Took long enough. *gets punched in face by Anna and is sent flying far away*

Anna: Come in Jun.

Horo Horo: *jumps up and down* YAY!!! MORE PEOPLE!!! *looks around* Eh? Where's Ren?

Jun: He'll be back soon.

~30 minutes later~ Ryu, Faust, Chocolove, Lyserg, Jeanne, Marco come during the thirty minutes.

Doorbell: GET THE FREAKIN DOOR!!!

Horo Horo: *answers door* Ren!!! Yay!!! Ren's here.

Ren: Um. Yah Why did you call us over here again?

Jeanne: It's Christmas!!! *looks at Horo Horo* Right? Right?

Horo Horo: YAY YAY YAY. *puts a red blinky ball on Ren's nose and begins singing Frosty the Snowman*

Jeanne: No, stop.

Ren: Thank you.

Jeanne: You're supposed to sing Jingle Bells when you put the funny nose.

Ren: *starts crying* Stop it already.

Ryu: What's going on here? Danna?

Yoh: Horo Horo and Iron Maiden Jeanne think it is Christmas today.

Faust: Um. should I. give them a check up?

Lyserg: *sneaks up on Marco from behind and puts angel wings on him*

Marco: *begins singing Hark! The Heralds Angels Sing, but replaces some words with Iron Maiden Jeanne*

Lyserg: No!!! Sing Angels we have Heard on High!

Chocolove: *pulls out a set of drums* I'm a little drummer boy!!!

Anna: When will this end.?

Horo Horo: *lost the argument with Jeanne* Fine, you can sing. I'll just give Ren a BIG BIG kiss. *pulls out mistletoe*

Ren: Stay the Hell away from me, Baka!!!

Horo Horo: But Ren it's okay as long as it's under the mistletoe.

Ren: *pushes Horo Horo aside and runs into the house*

Lyserg: Jeanne-sama look out!!!

Jeanne: *stops singing and looks behind her*

Ren: *tries to stop, but falls on Jeanne and by 'accident' their lips meet*

Everyone: *watches as the Iron Maiden Jeanne and the Chinese shaman, Ren kiss*

Lyserg: Holy crap.

Ren: *pulls away from his and Jeanne's kiss and blushes* I'm sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

Jeanne: *touches her lips with her hands*

Horo Horo: *begins laughing hysterically* HAHAHA It wasn't even under the mistletoe. HAHAHA

Marco: *the wings on his back become reddish devil wings and he replaced the halo headband with a devil one* Ren. how dare you do such a thing to Jeanne-sama.

Ren: I'm sorry, gomen, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to, it was in accident, I uh.

Marco: I'LL KILL YOU!!! *starts chasing Ren around the house*

Pilica: Well Christmas is over.

Anna: You mean the holidays aren't over yet?!?

Pilica: Yes, Oniichan celebrates the big ones until he passes out.

Manta: He's gonna kill us!!!

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Jun: Well, stay with us for the other holidays^-^ Bye bye

Jeanne: Wait, what happens to me?

Lyserg: Knowing you, Jeanne-sama, you would sick Shamash on Ren-kun.

Joruri: No. No. No Shamash!!! How about you like Ren, now.^-^

Marco: NANI!!!

Ren: Well I am sexy as hell.

Marco: I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Jeanne: So, I like Ren now?

Joruri: Um. Sure why not.

Horo Horo: Next time Valentine's Day.^-^ See ya