Side Story
Another Day
It was another normal (weird) day in Nerima, kids were heading out to go to school, property damage was visible in many areas, and people ran on top of fences, no wait, that's just Ranma, and we all know he's weird.
"Duckys go quack quack, birdies go chirp chirp, kittens g- I'll just stop singing," Ranma said as he continued to run along the fence, ignoring the weird looks Akane was giving him.
"You know you're insane right?" Akane asked.
"And you know you're an uncute tomboy right?" Ranma replied, nearly getting a concussion from the mallet that was thrown at his head.
And so they continued to run to school...you know, until they finally got there.
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Somewhere...Ryouga lurked....waiting to strike at his unsuspecting victoms, okay he was just walking in a forest."Grr..once I find that Ranma I'll give 'im what's coming to him, I'll blow him up with a Shi Shi Hokodan or something, and once I finish him off I'll ask Akane out, 'cause she's real swell," Ryouga continued to talk to himself long into the day.
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Later on after school...at Furinkan High..."Halt Saotome!" Kuno demanded.
Ranma stopped and turned around.
"Okay Kuno, just know that I stopped because I felt like it, not because you told me to," was Ranma's response.
"Foul Sorcerer you should know that a kick to the head, combined with a countless number of punches to my skull cannot stop me!!" Kuno declared, speaking of his one sided battle with Ranma that morning.
"I strike!" He continued as he dove at the pigtailed martial artist with his bokken held in an attacking position.
"You don't strike!" Ranma yelled as he jumped over Kuno and gave him a kick to the back of his head, knocking him out.
"Hah! Talk about about a pointless fight!" one of the random teens standing around said to a friend.
"Let's get out of here, Akane," Ranma said, not noticing that she had already left.
"Hah! Talk about an idiot!" the same person that spoken before said.
Bang! Thud
"Hah! Talk about inserting foot into mouth!" the guy that the person had been talking to said as he watched Ranma knock his friend out.
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Shishio's hideout, the fight between Kenshin and Aoshi...As Kenshin and Aoshi fought determinedly, the former leader of the Oniwaban group got in a lucky shot and brought his two kodachi up to either side of Kenshin's neck.
"This is the end, Battousai," with that, Aoshi delivered the finishing blow.
Slice! POP! Thud
Were the sounds Kenshin's severed head made as it went rolling across the wooden floor.
The only reaction Sanosuke had to this was to put his hands on his cheeks and open his mouth in a silent scream of terror.
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Tendo Dojo..."Err..you're the toughest opponent I've ever went against," Genma said as he arm wrestled Kasumi.
"Really? Why I'm not even trying Mr. Saotome!" Kasumi said with a cheerful smile on her face.
"I'm home!" Ranma said as he removed his slippers, and put on some......(house) slippers, then walked into the dojo.
We'll have to do this again sometime, Kasumi," Genma said, the arm wrestling match ending in a draw.
"I'll beat you next time Mr. Saotome!" She replied as she walked into the kitchen.
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Later on, after dinner...."Hey, Pop, wanna spar?" Ranma asked as he walked over to where Genma was sitting, at the shogi board with Soun.
"Boy, can't you see that I'm busy? I am SO close to beating Tendo," Genma said.
"Now you know that's a lie pops, everyone knows that you both cheat, the moment you got close to winning Mr. Tendo would have made a distraction and moved some pieces around," was Ranma's response to that.
Awkward silence.
"So how about that match boy?" Genma said nervously.
"I'll be the one to fight Ranma!" the lost boy declared as he ran in from....somewhere and charged Ranma.
Ranma side stepped his charge and kicked him in the butt. (He's been doing a lot of kicking today.)
"Ranma! How dare you humiliate me by kicking me in the butt?!" Ryouga yelled in a rage and prepared to attack again.
Foshizzle!
"Huh? That's not an action sound effect!" Ranma yelled, halting in mid strike.
Thud!!
Was the sound Ranma's fists made as they impacted against Ryouga's stomach Amaguriken style.
"Ow...ow..jeeze man that really hurt..." the sometimes pig hissed.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Ranma said as he walked over to the kneeling Ryouga.
"Sucker!" the yellow bandanna wearing boy said as he uppercutted the pigtailed martial artist, sending flying across the room, to crash into a wall.
Ryouga prepared to charge Ranma again and finish him off once and for all, so he could date Akane, 'cause she's real swell.
"Ranma prepare to diiiiiiiee!!" Ryouga yelled as he ran towards the other martial artist......and then outside and continued down the street.
"Wow, what an idiot, I was going to spring a surprise attack on him once he got close enough, but his sucky sense of direction ended the fight without me having to do anything," Ranma said to himself.
"Say Kasumi, where have Nabiki and Akane been all day? I haven't seen Nabiki at all," Ranma asked.
"Hmm....I don't know....I guess they just vanished because there was no point in them being in this story," Kasumi answered.
"Okay, well I'm going to bed now, so I can go looking for trouble in other districts or universes tomorrow," Ranma said as he walked up the steps.
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Some deserted place devoid of all life besides Vegeta and Goku..."Ready to spar, Vegeta?" Goku asked as he stretched.
"I've been ready for a while now Kakarot," Vegeta said as he tapped his foot impatiently.
"Okay let's begin," and so the two Saiyans started to power up.
"Haaaaaaaaa!!!"
"Haaaaaaaaa!!!"
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Two hours later..."Haaaaa!!"
"Haaaa!"
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Two more hours go by..."Huuuuu.."
"Huuuuu..."
"I'm almost at half my full power in SSJ1!" Goku yelled over to Vegeta.
"Yeah, same here Kakarotto!" Vegeta yelled back.
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Elsewhere..Ryouga walked..."Man I am so depressed, I could like, light up a city with my aura right now," Ryouga said to himself as he walked through another forest.
"I can't believe that I lost to Ranma again, maybe I should just get a gun and shoot him," he considered this as he vanished around a tree.
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Tendo Dojo..."I should really talk to someone about getting a new show," Ranma said as he dozed off.
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In another place, Panythose Tarou beat up random people for calling him 'Panythose', why is he in here? Because he rules!The end (really)
The disclaimer is in chapter one.
End Notes: Yeah, I think I'm done.
