PREVIOUSLY ON MY LAST ANGEL FIC
WOLFRAM AND HARTS SENIOR PARTNERS RAISED DREW, WHO TRAPPED ANGEL AND THE GANG IN THE HOTE WITH AN ENCHANTMENT. WHEN ANGEL STOPPED THIS. DREW VISITED THE HOTEL AND HANDED THEM A BEATING. HE STABBED GUNN AND BROKE WESLEYS ARM AND RIBS. WESLEYS GRENADE ATTACK STOPPED DREW BUT HE GOT UP AND LEFT. THRE NEXT DAY ANGEL WENT TO WOLFRAM AND HART AND SENT DREW BACK TO THE SENIOR PARTNERS THROUGH A PORTAL. DREW WAS HELD IN SENIOR PARTNER CUSTODY UNTIL HE BROKE FREE AND RETURNED TO THE REAL WORLD
INT. DEMON BAR. NIGHT
VAMPIRES AND DEMONS ARE SITTING DRINKING AND TALKING
CAMERA: DOOR
THE CAMERA WATCHES AS DREW STEPS IN THE DOOR. THE STARES ARE LESS THAN FRIENDLY AS HE LOOKS LIKE THEM AS HUMAN MEAT
DREW
(LOUDLY) Excuse me everybody
NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGES HIM
DREW
I said excuse me everybody
I expect some attention
A VAMPIRE GETS OUT OF HIS SEAT LOOKING QUITE ANNOYED AT THE DISTURBANCE
DREW
Finally some attention
VAMPIRE
Look pal, you ain't
nothing but a hunk of meat
for me and my buddies to feed on
so we'd appreciate it if you
shut up and found
another bar to inhabit
DREW
I think you'd be interested
in my proposition
VAMPIRE
And that is..
DREW
You listen to me,
and you all leave the bar alive
VAMPIRE
Have you looked at yourself
in the mirror lately pal?
What are you going to do if
I don't listen
THE REST OF THE CROWD CHEERS THE VAMPIRE
DREW
Oh I don't know
I could do this..
DREW PULLS OUT A CROSS FROM HIS JACKET. IT HAS BEEN SHARPENED INTO A STAKE.
DREW DRIVES THE STAKE INTO HIM JUST WIDE OF HIS HEART
VAMPIRE
(IN PAIN) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
DREW
Thats just wide of the heart
but it will still kill you
you see, the cross is burning
your flesh as we speak and
you will soon be reduced to a wreck
of dust.. oops did I say soon, I meant
after a long period of pain...
VAMPIRE
Get it out of me
end the pain
DREW
Certainly
HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON THE CROSS BUT THEN MOVES THEM UP TO HIS HEAD.
IN A SWIFT MOVEMENT DREW PULLS HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF AND HE TURNS TO DUST
SOME OF THE DEMONS AND VAMPIRES START TO LOOK CONCERNED. ONE RISES UP AND APPROACHES DREW
DREW
Are we ready to listen
VAMPIRE
Theres no way you
come in here killing our kind
and make it out alive
DREW
No there is, did you
not just hear me a minute ago
VAMPIRE
(SURVEYS THE ROOM)
Thirty on one....
DREW
Oooh bad odds... for you
VAMPIRE
Your smart mouth will
get you nowhere
DREW
No? Then maybe this will
DREW WALKS TO THE DOOR AND MAKES A HAND GESTURE.
CAMERA: DOOR
THROUGH THE DOOR WATER STARTS POURING IN AT A RAPID VOLUME..
DREW
(HAPPY)
Its holy water!!!
THE WATER STARTS TO BURN THE VAMPIRES AND THEY START TO CRY AND COWER. MANY SCRAMBLE ONTO THEIR TABLES OR THE COUNTER. A FEW ARE SWEPT UP AND TURN TO DUST
DREW
You see it doesn't have
to be like this
A DEMON APPROACHES DREW
DEMON
Holy water.. neat trick
but it does not harm me
DREW
Huh.. oh well
DREW GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AND TWISTS IT BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE LIQUOR CABINET BEHIND THE COUNTER
DREW
Are we ready to do business
VAMPIRE
Make it stop
DREW
Sure thing
(CALLING OUT)
Can we have the water stopped
OK good...
THE WATER STOPS COMING IN. THE VAMPIRES ARE STILL COWERING ON THEIR TABLES. THE DEMONS ARE STANDING BACK AS THEY DON'T WANT TO GET ON DREWS BAD SIDE.
DREW
That didn't have to happen
but no fear.. if you join me
I can make the pain of holy water
all but go away, the fear of the cross
vanish
VAMPIRE
Wh..what do you want
DREW
Well, you guys know
of Angel right, yay high
hair gel, long trenchcoat
VAMPIRE
What of him
DREW
Well I was hired to kill his
friends thus turning him to
the dark side thus giving my
employers Wolram and Hart
a vital edge in the apocalypse..
But ever since the guy drove a sword
through my chest my mood
has taken a little turn for the worse,
not to mention my employers trying
to keep me in hell...
VAMPIRE
So..
DREW
I want him dead
In fact I want them dead
as well, bunch of amateurs.
Hey if theres gonna be an
apocalypse around here I figured
I should be the one running the show
VAMPIRE
Angel is hard to kill sir
DREW
But he won't be, not
when you join me... for first
thing is first
and that is to go to Wolram and Hart
and unlock my true powers,
not these human body powers...
then we make our way to the target
FADE OUT
END TEASER
WOLFRAM AND HARTS SENIOR PARTNERS RAISED DREW, WHO TRAPPED ANGEL AND THE GANG IN THE HOTE WITH AN ENCHANTMENT. WHEN ANGEL STOPPED THIS. DREW VISITED THE HOTEL AND HANDED THEM A BEATING. HE STABBED GUNN AND BROKE WESLEYS ARM AND RIBS. WESLEYS GRENADE ATTACK STOPPED DREW BUT HE GOT UP AND LEFT. THRE NEXT DAY ANGEL WENT TO WOLFRAM AND HART AND SENT DREW BACK TO THE SENIOR PARTNERS THROUGH A PORTAL. DREW WAS HELD IN SENIOR PARTNER CUSTODY UNTIL HE BROKE FREE AND RETURNED TO THE REAL WORLD
INT. DEMON BAR. NIGHT
VAMPIRES AND DEMONS ARE SITTING DRINKING AND TALKING
CAMERA: DOOR
THE CAMERA WATCHES AS DREW STEPS IN THE DOOR. THE STARES ARE LESS THAN FRIENDLY AS HE LOOKS LIKE THEM AS HUMAN MEAT
DREW
(LOUDLY) Excuse me everybody
NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGES HIM
DREW
I said excuse me everybody
I expect some attention
A VAMPIRE GETS OUT OF HIS SEAT LOOKING QUITE ANNOYED AT THE DISTURBANCE
DREW
Finally some attention
VAMPIRE
Look pal, you ain't
nothing but a hunk of meat
for me and my buddies to feed on
so we'd appreciate it if you
shut up and found
another bar to inhabit
DREW
I think you'd be interested
in my proposition
VAMPIRE
And that is..
DREW
You listen to me,
and you all leave the bar alive
VAMPIRE
Have you looked at yourself
in the mirror lately pal?
What are you going to do if
I don't listen
THE REST OF THE CROWD CHEERS THE VAMPIRE
DREW
Oh I don't know
I could do this..
DREW PULLS OUT A CROSS FROM HIS JACKET. IT HAS BEEN SHARPENED INTO A STAKE.
DREW DRIVES THE STAKE INTO HIM JUST WIDE OF HIS HEART
VAMPIRE
(IN PAIN) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
DREW
Thats just wide of the heart
but it will still kill you
you see, the cross is burning
your flesh as we speak and
you will soon be reduced to a wreck
of dust.. oops did I say soon, I meant
after a long period of pain...
VAMPIRE
Get it out of me
end the pain
DREW
Certainly
HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON THE CROSS BUT THEN MOVES THEM UP TO HIS HEAD.
IN A SWIFT MOVEMENT DREW PULLS HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF AND HE TURNS TO DUST
SOME OF THE DEMONS AND VAMPIRES START TO LOOK CONCERNED. ONE RISES UP AND APPROACHES DREW
DREW
Are we ready to listen
VAMPIRE
Theres no way you
come in here killing our kind
and make it out alive
DREW
No there is, did you
not just hear me a minute ago
VAMPIRE
(SURVEYS THE ROOM)
Thirty on one....
DREW
Oooh bad odds... for you
VAMPIRE
Your smart mouth will
get you nowhere
DREW
No? Then maybe this will
DREW WALKS TO THE DOOR AND MAKES A HAND GESTURE.
CAMERA: DOOR
THROUGH THE DOOR WATER STARTS POURING IN AT A RAPID VOLUME..
DREW
(HAPPY)
Its holy water!!!
THE WATER STARTS TO BURN THE VAMPIRES AND THEY START TO CRY AND COWER. MANY SCRAMBLE ONTO THEIR TABLES OR THE COUNTER. A FEW ARE SWEPT UP AND TURN TO DUST
DREW
You see it doesn't have
to be like this
A DEMON APPROACHES DREW
DEMON
Holy water.. neat trick
but it does not harm me
DREW
Huh.. oh well
DREW GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AND TWISTS IT BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE LIQUOR CABINET BEHIND THE COUNTER
DREW
Are we ready to do business
VAMPIRE
Make it stop
DREW
Sure thing
(CALLING OUT)
Can we have the water stopped
OK good...
THE WATER STOPS COMING IN. THE VAMPIRES ARE STILL COWERING ON THEIR TABLES. THE DEMONS ARE STANDING BACK AS THEY DON'T WANT TO GET ON DREWS BAD SIDE.
DREW
That didn't have to happen
but no fear.. if you join me
I can make the pain of holy water
all but go away, the fear of the cross
vanish
VAMPIRE
Wh..what do you want
DREW
Well, you guys know
of Angel right, yay high
hair gel, long trenchcoat
VAMPIRE
What of him
DREW
Well I was hired to kill his
friends thus turning him to
the dark side thus giving my
employers Wolram and Hart
a vital edge in the apocalypse..
But ever since the guy drove a sword
through my chest my mood
has taken a little turn for the worse,
not to mention my employers trying
to keep me in hell...
VAMPIRE
So..
DREW
I want him dead
In fact I want them dead
as well, bunch of amateurs.
Hey if theres gonna be an
apocalypse around here I figured
I should be the one running the show
VAMPIRE
Angel is hard to kill sir
DREW
But he won't be, not
when you join me... for first
thing is first
and that is to go to Wolram and Hart
and unlock my true powers,
not these human body powers...
then we make our way to the target
FADE OUT
END TEASER
