PREVIOUSLY ON MY LAST ANGEL FIC

WOLFRAM AND HARTS SENIOR PARTNERS RAISED DREW, WHO TRAPPED ANGEL AND THE GANG IN THE HOTE WITH AN ENCHANTMENT. WHEN ANGEL STOPPED THIS. DREW VISITED THE HOTEL AND HANDED THEM A BEATING. HE STABBED GUNN AND BROKE WESLEYS ARM AND RIBS. WESLEYS GRENADE ATTACK STOPPED DREW BUT HE GOT UP AND LEFT. THRE NEXT DAY ANGEL WENT TO WOLFRAM AND HART AND SENT DREW BACK TO THE SENIOR PARTNERS THROUGH A PORTAL. DREW WAS HELD IN SENIOR PARTNER CUSTODY UNTIL HE BROKE FREE AND RETURNED TO THE REAL WORLD

INT. DEMON BAR. NIGHT

VAMPIRES AND DEMONS ARE SITTING DRINKING AND TALKING

CAMERA: DOOR

THE CAMERA WATCHES AS DREW STEPS IN THE DOOR. THE STARES ARE LESS THAN FRIENDLY AS HE LOOKS LIKE THEM AS HUMAN MEAT

DREW

(LOUDLY) Excuse me everybody

NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGES HIM

DREW

I said excuse me everybody

I expect some attention

A VAMPIRE GETS OUT OF HIS SEAT LOOKING QUITE ANNOYED AT THE DISTURBANCE

DREW

Finally some attention

VAMPIRE

Look pal, you ain't

nothing but a hunk of meat

for me and my buddies to feed on

so we'd appreciate it if you

shut up and found

another bar to inhabit

DREW

I think you'd be interested

in my proposition

VAMPIRE

And that is..

DREW

You listen to me,

and you all leave the bar alive

VAMPIRE

Have you looked at yourself

in the mirror lately pal?

What are you going to do if

I don't listen

THE REST OF THE CROWD CHEERS THE VAMPIRE

DREW

Oh I don't know

I could do this..

DREW PULLS OUT A CROSS FROM HIS JACKET. IT HAS BEEN SHARPENED INTO A STAKE.

DREW DRIVES THE STAKE INTO HIM JUST WIDE OF HIS HEART

VAMPIRE

(IN PAIN) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

DREW

Thats just wide of the heart

but it will still kill you

you see, the cross is burning

your flesh as we speak and

you will soon be reduced to a wreck

of dust.. oops did I say soon, I meant

after a long period of pain...

VAMPIRE

Get it out of me

end the pain

DREW

Certainly

HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON THE CROSS BUT THEN MOVES THEM UP TO HIS HEAD.

IN A SWIFT MOVEMENT DREW PULLS HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF AND HE TURNS TO DUST

SOME OF THE DEMONS AND VAMPIRES START TO LOOK CONCERNED. ONE RISES UP AND APPROACHES DREW

DREW

Are we ready to listen

VAMPIRE

Theres no way you

come in here killing our kind

and make it out alive

DREW

No there is, did you

not just hear me a minute ago

VAMPIRE

(SURVEYS THE ROOM)

Thirty on one....

DREW

Oooh bad odds... for you

VAMPIRE

Your smart mouth will

get you nowhere

DREW

No? Then maybe this will

DREW WALKS TO THE DOOR AND MAKES A HAND GESTURE.

CAMERA: DOOR

THROUGH THE DOOR WATER STARTS POURING IN AT A RAPID VOLUME..

DREW

(HAPPY)

Its holy water!!!

THE WATER STARTS TO BURN THE VAMPIRES AND THEY START TO CRY AND COWER. MANY SCRAMBLE ONTO THEIR TABLES OR THE COUNTER. A FEW ARE SWEPT UP AND TURN TO DUST

DREW

You see it doesn't have

to be like this

A DEMON APPROACHES DREW

DEMON

Holy water.. neat trick

but it does not harm me

DREW

Huh.. oh well

DREW GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AND TWISTS IT BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE LIQUOR CABINET BEHIND THE COUNTER

DREW

Are we ready to do business

VAMPIRE

Make it stop

DREW

Sure thing

(CALLING OUT)

Can we have the water stopped

OK good...

THE WATER STOPS COMING IN. THE VAMPIRES ARE STILL COWERING ON THEIR TABLES. THE DEMONS ARE STANDING BACK AS THEY DON'T WANT TO GET ON DREWS BAD SIDE.

DREW

That didn't have to happen

but no fear.. if you join me

I can make the pain of holy water

all but go away, the fear of the cross

vanish

VAMPIRE

Wh..what do you want

DREW

Well, you guys know

of Angel right, yay high

hair gel, long trenchcoat

VAMPIRE

What of him

DREW

Well I was hired to kill his

friends thus turning him to

the dark side thus giving my

employers Wolram and Hart

a vital edge in the apocalypse..

But ever since the guy drove a sword

through my chest my mood

has taken a little turn for the worse,

not to mention my employers trying

to keep me in hell...

VAMPIRE

So..

DREW

I want him dead

In fact I want them dead

as well, bunch of amateurs.

Hey if theres gonna be an

apocalypse around here I figured

I should be the one running the show

VAMPIRE

Angel is hard to kill sir

DREW

But he won't be, not

when you join me... for first

thing is first

and that is to go to Wolram and Hart

and unlock my true powers,

not these human body powers...

then we make our way to the target

FADE OUT

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