I don't own any Marvel characters. Please don't get angry. Because then I get angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! Well I got this idea from watching some good old Incredible Hulk cartoons from the 90's! (On the Mean Green Marathon on ABC Family actually!) Yup, it's time the Misfits encountered one of Marvel's most destructive forces! And I'm also going to have them meet the Hulk as well.
Mean and Green
Chapter 1. Another Day, Another Destroyed Tank
Somewhere out in an unknown American desert several Army tanks positioned themselves, ready for battle. Several nervous soldiers waited for the enemy to strike. "I hope we can stop this thing," One soldier whispered to another.
"I hope we don't run into it," Another whispered. "Maybe we got lucky and it slipped by us?"
A huge shadow fell over them. "IT'S HERE!" One soldier shouted. "IT FOUND US!"
"HULK SMASH!" The giant green behemoth roared as he threw one of the tanks into the air. Then proceeded to trash every other tank in sight.
"There goes another tank," Major Talbot groaned. He watched the action from the helicopter he was riding in. "And another…and another…"
"Blast it!" General Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross snarled beside him. "Where the blue blazes is Doc Samson and that new Hulk containment unit?"
"Right here General," A voice came over the intercom. "Betty and I are almost in position!" Right behind them was another chopper with a huge metal containment unit attached to it.
"Well hurry it up!" General Ross growled. "I'm losing ground support here!"
"Too late sir!" Ross' pilot shouted. "He's getting away! Whoa!" He barely dodged a tank thrown at the chopper.
"CHOPPER MAKES HULK ANGRY!" The green monster howled. "STUPID TANKS MAKE HULK ANGRY!" He pounded another tank into the ground.
"What doesn't make the Hulk angry?" Talbot grumbled. "Sir he's getting away!" He pointed at the Hulk's leaping form.
"I can see that Major!" General Ross snarled. "Put the petal to the metal Sergeant! He's getting away!"
"I'm giving her all the juice I can sir!" The Pilot told him. "But that thing can leap miles with a single bound! He's just too fast!" Soon the Hulk was out of sight.
"Blast!" General Ross snarled. "He got away again! He got away!"
"Father it's not your fault," Betty sighed. "The Hulk was just too powerful for the troops."
"Try telling that to the brass upstairs," Ross growled. "The Hulkbusters were supposed to destroy that beast months ago!"
"Of course if certain people didn't keep helping it," Talbot began.
"The Hulk isn't a monster!" Betty snapped.
"Could have fooled me!" Talbot shot back. "I don't care if that thing really is your fiancée, Betty…it's got to be destroyed once and for all!"
"Look I joined this operation to help capture the Hulk so we can cure him! Not…" Betty began.
"Look as much as I'd love to hear this argument again for the hundredth time," Doc Samson cut in. "We seem to be having a problem. Our choppers are running low on fuel!"
"So is ours," Talbot remarked. "Which means we can't go after the Hulk!"
"Oh great," General Ross grumbled. "Just great! We're out of fuel! Sergeant! Where's the nearest base?"
"The nearest one is seven hours away," The pilot told him. "That's six and a half hours more fuel than we have!"
"Actually Sergeant there is one a lot closer than that," Major Talbot said.
"Oh no…" Ross growled. "Surely you don't mean…"
"I understand how you feel sir but these are desperate times," Talbot told him.
"What?" Betty asked. "What base is he talking about Dad?"
"I don't want to go there," Ross growled. "But we don't have any choice. God that's just what I need! That glory hog General Hawk lording this over me!"
"General Hawk?" Doc Samson asked. "But isn't he the commander of…"
"That's right Doc," General Ross growled. "GI Joe. America's best trained, most feared fighting unit. Unfortunately it's also the most unorthodox, insane one as well! But since we don't have any choice…Sergeant! Follow these coordinates! We're off to the Pit!"
"Oh dear," Major Talbot sighed. "This is not going to be pretty."
"Tell me about it," General Ross snarled.
Next up, the Hulkbusters land at the Pit and meet some new friends…The Misfits! Prepare for some fun and some Major Talbot bashing!
