The Big Breakout
"What are you doing here?" The Leader shouted. "How did you find my secret sanctuary? How? How?" He looked around and saw Gargoyle whistling. "YOU?"
"Yeah, me," Gargoyle snapped. "I'm working for Cobra now. So you can shove your orders where the sun don't shine!"
"How dare you betray me?" The Leader shouted. "After all I've done for you!"
"Like what?" Gargoyle asked.
"Like…like…" The Leader stopped. "Wait a minute, let me rephrase that. How dare you betray me after how I've treated you! Oh wait…"
"Bingo!" Gargoyle told him. "That's why you pompous twit!" He kicked The Leader in the shin.
"YEOW!" The Leader hopped around on one foot.
"I have been wanting to do that for the longest time!" Gargoyle laughed.
"You!" The Leader hissed at Cobra Commander. "How dare you steal my henchman and muscle in on my brilliant schemes you pathetic wannabe?"
"Pathetic?" Cobra Commander asked. "Excuse me? Hello? Which one of us has an army and which one of us has…well diddly squat?"
"If you're referring to IQ then it's you who has diddly squat!" The Leader snapped. "Especially when it comes to fashion sense! That helmet is even more ludicrous than that cowl."
"Oh that is it!" Cobra Commander snapped. "I am personally gonna kick your butt!"
"Bring it on Snake-Boy!" The Leader snapped.
"Uh should we do something?" Gargoyle asked Destro.
"He said he would take care of this on his own," Destro smirked as he folded his arms. "Let him."
"Good point," Gargoyle nodded. "I think I am going to enjoy this."
"I dare you to hit me!" Cobra Commander snapped as they circled each other. "I dare you!"
"Oh you dare me huh?" The Leader snapped.
"Yeah I dare you!"
"Oh you dare me huh?"
"That's what I said Cabbage Head!"
"Oh now you've done it!" The Leader took a sock at Cobra Commander's head and connected with his helmet.
"YOU HIT ME!" Cobra Commander snapped.
"OW MY HAND!" The Leader held it. "My hand!"
"HA! Fool!" Cobra Commander laughed. Until The Leader stomped on his foot.
"YEOWWWWW! You stepped on my foot!" Cobra Commander hopped around.
"HA!" The Leader shouted. "Take that!"
"Oh yeah well you take this!" Cobra Commander grabbed his nose and twisted it.
"OWWWW!" The Leader whined. "MY NOSE! THAT HURTS!"
"Ha Ha!" Cobra Commander laughed. Until The Leader kicked him in the knees. "YEOW!" He let go. "Oh you have done it now!" Cobra Commander snapped. "You have done it now!"
"Yeah I did it now! And I'm gonna do a lot more to you!" The Leader shouted. "You serpentine simpleton!"
"Oh I am gonna get you for that you spinach skinned scaramouch!" Cobra Commander snapped.
"Well come and get me!" The Leader snapped. "Mr. Cobra Cretin!"
"I'll get you all right, Mr. The Loser!" Cobra Commander shouted as he tackled him. Soon the two of them were rolling around on the floor.
"OW! YOU'RE PULLING ON MY EAR!" The Leader shouted.
"NO HITTING BELOW THE BELT!" Cobra Commander whined.
"Oh like you have anything worthwhile down there!" The Leader snapped. "Ow! Not the eyes! Not the eyes!"
"This is the most surreal thing I have ever seen in my entire life," Wanda blinked.
"And with our track record that's saying something," Althea admitted.
"I just traded one idiot leader for another haven't I?" Gargoyle sighed.
"I'm afraid so," Destro moaned. "This is so embarrassing!"
"Take that!" The Leader shouted as he slapped Cobra Commander.
"Well then you take that!" Cobra Commander slapped him back.
"Fine take two of these!" The Leader shouted as he hit him.
"Okay so take three of these!" Cobra Commander said.
"I'll see your three and give you four of these!" The Leader snapped.
"Hey Al how's it going with those ninja tricks?" Lance whispered.
"Getting there," Althea remarked. "Got it!" She slid out of her restraints. Then she went to work on freeing the others.
"Potato head!" Cobra Commander shouted.
"Molecule Mind!" The Leader shouted back.
"Rutabaga brain!"
"At least I have a brain!"
"Why you…"
"Uh excuse me but I think we have a bigger problem over here than your warring egos," Gargoyle pointed as the Misfits freed themselves from the chairs.
"STOP THEM!" The Leader shouted.
"DON'T TELL MY MEN WHAT TO DO!" Cobra Commander shouted. "I lead them! If anyone tells them what to do it will be me!" He turned to his men. "Well what are you waiting for? STOP THEM YOU FOOLS!"
The Cobra troops started to fire on the Misfits. Wanda and Lance used their powers on some while Pietro ran rings around others. Althea and Todd tackled a few while Xi used his invisibility to sneak around and grab some other soldiers from behind. "Oh yeah your men are real effective Cobra Cretin!" The Leader snapped.
"Oh I suppose your troops can do better?" Cobra Commander snapped. "Oh wait! You don't have any troops…LOSER!"
"Hey somebody get me outta here!" Fred struggled with his bonds. He snapped free of restraints. "Oh yeah!"
"Hey!" Gargoyle pointed. "The large one has broken free of his restraints!"
"That's impossible," The Leader snapped. "I designed those chambers myself! They're supposed to be escape proof! Not even the Hulk is supposed to break them!"
Fred kicked through the glass. "Let me guess," Cobra Commander said wryly. "That large head you have is mostly a decorative function?"
By now several explosions had already taken place. Bruce Banner started to wake up. "What's going…" Suddenly one of the explosions set off an electrical feedback that shocked him violently. "AAAAAGGGGGHHH! THE PAIN! I CAN'T CONTROL…"
"Uh oh…" The Leader paled.
"What do you mean uh oh?" Destro asked.
"No! No!" The Leader ran to a control panel. "His adrenaline levels are jumping through the roof! This is bad! Very bad!"
"Why…ohh…" Cobra Commander saw Banner starting to change. "Refresh my memory, the Hulk is invulnerable and can't be stopped by a simple laser rifle right?"
"Yeah…" Destro backed away. "That's pretty much the size of it."
"So when he finishes changing he's gonna simply trash us and there's not a thing we can do about it?" Cobra Commander gulped.
"That's pretty much what's going to happen," Destro gulped.
"Ah," Cobra Commander nodded. "Just checking. COBRA RETREAT! RETREAT!"
"Uh I know a secret passage we can escape from," Gargoyle gulped.
"Good idea," Cobra Commander said as they saw Banner change into the Hulk. Gargoyle led the Cobra team out of the laboratory. "COBRA RETREAT! RUN FOR IT!"
"Wait for me!" The Leader whined as he started to run after them.
"Where do you think you're going?" Fred growled as he grabbed the Leader by the collar.
"Out of here!" The Leader pointed as the Hulk emerged.
"HULK SMASH!" The Hulk roared.
"Uh oh…" Todd gulped. "That is not good."
Next: The earth-shattering conclusion as the Hulk busts loose!
