Kitti: Welcome back to Bob's Clues! Where talking furniture can creep the
crap out of you. Creep the crap....that's good....better write that down.
*scribbles the phrase on a post-it*
Bob: *slaps his own head with all 7 and a half tentacles* Gwubuh.
Kitti: Let's go look for the first clue!! La dee da da da...
Kids: A CLUE, A CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitti: A clue? Where?
Kids: Right there! Right there!
Kitti: Where? Where??????
Kids: PSYCHE!! HA HA HA HA HA, YOU FELL FOR IT.
Kitti: *demonic voice* YOU SHALL PAY. *kills couple of the kids with a bagel knife.....again*
Bob: Gwubuh.....
Kitti: [ THINKING: Hmm, there are no clues. But we need clues to play the game ] *takes Bob's tentacle, dips it in Keitaro's blood, and marks it on the sink* THERE. A CLUE!!!! It's....a sink!
Bob: GWUBUH GWUBUH!!!!!!!!
Kitti: *takes out post-it* Now we have to draw.....a sink. Let's see......a sink. First, we draw this circle here, and then this triangle, and this pyramid, and this squiggly line, and a cow-shaped thing over here, and this trapezoid, an octagon, let's add these two little diamond shaped things over here......AH! DONE!!!!
Bob: Gwubuh. [ translation: that doesn't look like a sink ]
Kitti: Of course it does! *staring at picture* Errm.it's an abstract picture of a sink....and....see, the knobs over here and.....SHUT UP!!!!!
Bob: *sigh*
Kitti: Now all we need is the second clue and the third!! Great!!!
Bob: Gwubuh. *jumps into a map*
Kitti: Oh, yes! Blue-I mean, Bob-skidoo, we can too!! Hehe.....that rhymes. *jumps into map*
Bob: *pointing at Antarctica* GWUBUH!!!
[ SO WE WALK INTO ANTARCTICA ]
Kitti: So....here we are in Antarctica.....Brrrrrrrr (fake shiver). And we're hoping to find another clue.
Bob: GWUBUH. [ not me ]
Kitti: *demonic voice again* Silence!! *thunder crash*
Bob: *sigh*
Kitti: So.where's the second clue?? Hmmmmmm......
Kitti: AH, YES!!! That MUST be the second clue. A SNOW CONE!!!!!!! Let's draw it. We make a V for the cone, and an O for the snow. There! A snow cone!
Bob: Gwubuh..... [ Amateur..... ]
Kitti: SILENCE. Let's skidoo out. Bob skidoo.we can too!!
[ back home ]
Kitti: Let's look at these clues.....what do you think they mean?????
S I L E N C E
Kitti: Oh, yes, that might be it. But let's collect the third clue.....just to be sure. *puts away post-its*
[ MEANWHILE: in the backyard, Keitaro is dying ]
Keitaro: I never got the chance to write my will......Su, you get all my food.
Su: SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does happy dance* I mean......Keitaro, thank you. *nod* Keitaro: And Mutsumi, you can have my photo album book.
Mutsumi: Oh me, oh my.
Keitaro: Kitsune can have my sake.....Seta doesn't get anything 'cuz he's not important....Sarah doesn't either 'cuz she's his daughter. Naru? You get the Hinata House!!!!
Naru: Cool!!!! So die already so I can have it!!!!!
Keitaro: I withdraw the-
Naru: *kicks the living (hardly living) crap out of Keitaro*
Keitaro: Never mind. *finishes saying his will* Got that?
Everyone: Yup.
Tama-chan: MYUH.
Bob: *slaps his own head with all 7 and a half tentacles* Gwubuh.
Kitti: Let's go look for the first clue!! La dee da da da...
Kids: A CLUE, A CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitti: A clue? Where?
Kids: Right there! Right there!
Kitti: Where? Where??????
Kids: PSYCHE!! HA HA HA HA HA, YOU FELL FOR IT.
Kitti: *demonic voice* YOU SHALL PAY. *kills couple of the kids with a bagel knife.....again*
Bob: Gwubuh.....
Kitti: [ THINKING: Hmm, there are no clues. But we need clues to play the game ] *takes Bob's tentacle, dips it in Keitaro's blood, and marks it on the sink* THERE. A CLUE!!!! It's....a sink!
Bob: GWUBUH GWUBUH!!!!!!!!
Kitti: *takes out post-it* Now we have to draw.....a sink. Let's see......a sink. First, we draw this circle here, and then this triangle, and this pyramid, and this squiggly line, and a cow-shaped thing over here, and this trapezoid, an octagon, let's add these two little diamond shaped things over here......AH! DONE!!!!
Bob: Gwubuh. [ translation: that doesn't look like a sink ]
Kitti: Of course it does! *staring at picture* Errm.it's an abstract picture of a sink....and....see, the knobs over here and.....SHUT UP!!!!!
Bob: *sigh*
Kitti: Now all we need is the second clue and the third!! Great!!!
Bob: Gwubuh. *jumps into a map*
Kitti: Oh, yes! Blue-I mean, Bob-skidoo, we can too!! Hehe.....that rhymes. *jumps into map*
Bob: *pointing at Antarctica* GWUBUH!!!
[ SO WE WALK INTO ANTARCTICA ]
Kitti: So....here we are in Antarctica.....Brrrrrrrr (fake shiver). And we're hoping to find another clue.
Bob: GWUBUH. [ not me ]
Kitti: *demonic voice again* Silence!! *thunder crash*
Bob: *sigh*
Kitti: So.where's the second clue?? Hmmmmmm......
Kitti: AH, YES!!! That MUST be the second clue. A SNOW CONE!!!!!!! Let's draw it. We make a V for the cone, and an O for the snow. There! A snow cone!
Bob: Gwubuh..... [ Amateur..... ]
Kitti: SILENCE. Let's skidoo out. Bob skidoo.we can too!!
[ back home ]
Kitti: Let's look at these clues.....what do you think they mean?????
S I L E N C E
Kitti: Oh, yes, that might be it. But let's collect the third clue.....just to be sure. *puts away post-its*
[ MEANWHILE: in the backyard, Keitaro is dying ]
Keitaro: I never got the chance to write my will......Su, you get all my food.
Su: SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does happy dance* I mean......Keitaro, thank you. *nod* Keitaro: And Mutsumi, you can have my photo album book.
Mutsumi: Oh me, oh my.
Keitaro: Kitsune can have my sake.....Seta doesn't get anything 'cuz he's not important....Sarah doesn't either 'cuz she's his daughter. Naru? You get the Hinata House!!!!
Naru: Cool!!!! So die already so I can have it!!!!!
Keitaro: I withdraw the-
Naru: *kicks the living (hardly living) crap out of Keitaro*
Keitaro: Never mind. *finishes saying his will* Got that?
Everyone: Yup.
Tama-chan: MYUH.
