Kitti: Welcome back to Bob's Clues! Where talking furniture can creep the crap out of you. Creep the crap....that's good....better write that down. *scribbles the phrase on a post-it*

Bob: *slaps his own head with all 7 and a half tentacles* Gwubuh.

Kitti: Let's go look for the first clue!! La dee da da da...

Kids: A CLUE, A CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitti: A clue? Where?

Kids: Right there! Right there!

Kitti: Where? Where??????

Kids: PSYCHE!! HA HA HA HA HA, YOU FELL FOR IT.

Kitti: *demonic voice* YOU SHALL PAY. *kills couple of the kids with a bagel knife.....again*

Bob: Gwubuh.....

Kitti: [ THINKING: Hmm, there are no clues. But we need clues to play the game ] *takes Bob's tentacle, dips it in Keitaro's blood, and marks it on the sink* THERE. A CLUE!!!! It's....a sink!

Bob: GWUBUH GWUBUH!!!!!!!!

Kitti: *takes out post-it* Now we have to draw.....a sink. Let's see......a sink. First, we draw this circle here, and then this triangle, and this pyramid, and this squiggly line, and a cow-shaped thing over here, and this trapezoid, an octagon, let's add these two little diamond shaped things over here......AH! DONE!!!!

Bob: Gwubuh. [ translation: that doesn't look like a sink ]

Kitti: Of course it does! *staring at picture* Errm.it's an abstract picture of a sink....and....see, the knobs over here and.....SHUT UP!!!!!

Bob: *sigh*

Kitti: Now all we need is the second clue and the third!! Great!!!

Bob: Gwubuh. *jumps into a map*

Kitti: Oh, yes! Blue-I mean, Bob-skidoo, we can too!! Hehe.....that rhymes. *jumps into map*

Bob: *pointing at Antarctica* GWUBUH!!!

[ SO WE WALK INTO ANTARCTICA ]

Kitti: So....here we are in Antarctica.....Brrrrrrrr (fake shiver). And we're hoping to find another clue.

Bob: GWUBUH. [ not me ]

Kitti: *demonic voice again* Silence!! *thunder crash*

Bob: *sigh*

Kitti: So.where's the second clue?? Hmmmmmm......

Kitti: AH, YES!!! That MUST be the second clue. A SNOW CONE!!!!!!! Let's draw it. We make a V for the cone, and an O for the snow. There! A snow cone!

Bob: Gwubuh..... [ Amateur..... ]

Kitti: SILENCE. Let's skidoo out. Bob skidoo.we can too!!

[ back home ]

Kitti: Let's look at these clues.....what do you think they mean?????

S I L E N C E

Kitti: Oh, yes, that might be it. But let's collect the third clue.....just to be sure. *puts away post-its*

[ MEANWHILE: in the backyard, Keitaro is dying ]

Keitaro: I never got the chance to write my will......Su, you get all my food.

Su: SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does happy dance* I mean......Keitaro, thank you. *nod* Keitaro: And Mutsumi, you can have my photo album book.

Mutsumi: Oh me, oh my.

Keitaro: Kitsune can have my sake.....Seta doesn't get anything 'cuz he's not important....Sarah doesn't either 'cuz she's his daughter. Naru? You get the Hinata House!!!!

Naru: Cool!!!! So die already so I can have it!!!!!

Keitaro: I withdraw the-

Naru: *kicks the living (hardly living) crap out of Keitaro*

Keitaro: Never mind. *finishes saying his will* Got that?

Everyone: Yup.

Tama-chan: MYUH.