This is the third chapter of Bob's Clues.....Keitaro's dying, kids are dying, basically a whole lot of people are dying, from the wrath of my bagel knife.

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Kitti: Welcome back to Bob's Clues!!

Bob: Gwubuh! [ hewwo ]

Kitti: SHUT UP!!! THIS IS MY SHOW AND YOU CAN'T TAKE OVER!! NIENER, NEINER. :P

Bob: *sigh*

Kitti: Anyway, we need to find the third clue to find out who to kill to take their blood!! All for Keitaro, who's dying as I speak.

***Meanwhile, Keitaro is dying as I speak***

Kitti: Urrrm, yeah. Anyway, let's go find the third clue, shall we? *gay grin the people on kiddy shows always have*

Kids: Urrm.....yeah......I guess.........

Kitti: *demonic voice* SILENCE. WE DO WHAT I SAY. *normal voice* So, let's go!!!

[ Bob and I walk around the house when we hear the song "mail time.....mail time.......mail time......MAIL TIME!!!! ]

Kitti: Oh, the mail!!

Bob: Gwubuh. [ no duh ]

Kitti: Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail MAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[ I sit down in the thinking chair and the "mailbox" comes in ]

Shinobu: Here's your mail!

Kitti: Shinobu? Where's mail box?!?

Shinobu: #$%#$%@#%@#%(@#@#& YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO NAG NAG NAG AND YOU JUST CAN'T ACCEPT ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T GO ACCORDING TO YOUR PLAN AND YOUR @$#%^ WAYS!!!!! *hands me mail* There ya go.

Kitti: o.O Thanks, Shinobu.

Shinbou: *giddy* ANY TIME! *runs away into the backyard*

Kitti: *opens mail* Oh, look! It's a letter from our friends!

Friends: YOU SUCK!!!! BOO!!! I HATE THIS SHOW!!!!! SHUT UP!! WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH BAGEL KNIVES??? GO AWAY!!! By the way, I had eggs for breakfast. Bye! Great show!

Kitti: o.O Urrrm........right. Okay, well, I guess we have to check up on Keitaro.

[ walks into backyard with Bob ]

Keitaro: Uhhhhhhh....*blood gushing out of his body like a fountain*

Kitti: He's fine. Let's go search for the other cl-

Motoko: SAVE HIM SOMEHOW!!! CAN'T YOU SEE URASHIMA IS DYING??!??!?!?!!?

Kitti: Nope, he seems fine to me. Better than ever, actually.

Shinobu: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO A BLOOD BANK?? WE CAN GET BLOOD FOR KEITARO THERE!!!

Kitti: You bug me. DIE.

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Kitti: Okay.......I just had to......do something *ahem* So let's go look for that third clue now!!

Bob: Gwubuh...... [ Shinobu....... ]

Kitti: Let's look around. Ho hum.........

Kids: A CLUE, A CLUE!!!!!

Kitti: Where? Where?

Kids: RIGHT THERE!!!

Kitti: WHERE?

Kids: RIGHT THERE!

Kitti: WHERE?

Kids: RIGHT F#$^#$ THERE!!!!

[ one of the kids pull out all their hair ]

Kitti: TELL ME WHERE IT IS, SHEESH.

Kids: On the ball!! The bouncy ball!!

Kitti: *looks around* OH! A ball!! That's our third clue!! *takes out a post-it* First, we draw a circle, then lines and curves.....JUST BECAUSE.

Bob: Gwubuh.....

Kitti: YOU KNOW WHAT?? WE HAVE ALL THREE CLUES!!!!!!

Bob: Gwubuh [ no duh, Sherlock ]

Kitti: Now we can sit down in our.......

Kids: Yoga cushion?

Kitti: No....OUR.......

Kids: Oh, I know!!!! On the kitchen table!!!!

Kitti: NO!!!! OUR......!!!!!!!!!!

[ all the kids are silent because they're afraid of getting killed ]

Kitti: THAT'S RRRRRRRIGHT!!! Our thinking chair!!

[ Bob and I walk to the thinking chair and I sit down ]

Kitti: Let's.......THINK.

Bob: Gwubuh [ that might be a problem for you ]

Kitti: *knocks Bob unconscious* Hmmm......our clues are a sink, a snowcone, and a ball. What could that mean? Hmmmmm. I GOT IT!!! You use a sink to wash your face. When a snow cone melts, it melts into WATER. YOU USE WATER TO WASH YOUR FACE. WHO DO WE KNOW WASHES THEIR FACE???

Kids: Urmmm.....

Kitti: COME ON. YOU KNOW.......

Kids: Urrrrm, well.

Kitti: KENTARO SAKATA!!!!!!!

Kids: Okay......but what about the ball?

Kitti: *drags over Kentaro from his mansion*

Kentaro: WHAT? WHAT? AHHHHH!!!!

[ takes a bagel knife and stabs Kentaro in the.....third clue ]

Bob: *recovers and takes a bottle to collect Kentaro's blood* GWUBUH.

Kitti: Let's go to Keitaro now!!!

[ so we do. And when we get there, everyone is weeping ]

Kitti: I GOT THE BLOOD!!

Everyone: *death stare at me*

Kitti: WHAT?

Motoko: Urashima's already....Urashima.......

Mutsumi: Kei-kun is dead. Want a watermelon?

Kitti: But....I have the blood......ooh, watermelon? OKAY!

Bob: Gwubuh.......[ OMG ]

Kanako: Naru's the one who killed him in the first place!!! GET HER!!!!!

*everyone chases Naru while Bob and I sit on a picnic table with Mutsumi, eating a very deliciously fresh watermelon*

Kitti: So.....that's our show!! Thanks for watching!!! Err, reading. Whatever. See you next time!!!!