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Amaya: Hi! And welcome to the first episode of The DARE Show!

Audience: ::claps and screams::

Amaya: well we have some great dares today!!! And I'd like to say thank you to all that -

Audience: On with the show already!!!

Amaya: okie! the first dare ever is from Liz:

* Dares? I dare Seto to.STRIP! But to keep the rating decent, just to his boxers, then put him in a tank of sharks and sell his clothes on E-bay! Except for his overcoat, which I want to keep! I'll add it to my collection.

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Seto: STRIP?!

Joey: Who's the dog now?

Tea: that's really gross!

Yugi: yeah! Your not going to make Seto do it, are you Amaya?

Amaya: ::thinks:: yes! ::spotlight appears on Seto:: go ahead!

Seto: ugh I can't...::hears music and starts striping his coat off:: what the?

Audience: ::cheers::

Amaya: oops! :: grabs coat:: this is for Liz! Here you go! ::gives it to Liz:: for your collection!

Seto: ::strips his shirt off:: why am I doing this???

Amaya: cause it's a dare! You HAVE to do it!

Seto: this is embarrassing!

Amaya: I know! ::takes a picture::

Audience: ::cheering more loudly::

Joey: ugh.I'll be back!...::runs to the bathroom::

Seto: ::Throws his pants off to reveal his boxers which have little smiles on them:: ugh...

Amaya: wow...Seto..That.was..COOL!

All: ::anime fall::

Seto: ::blushes like mad:: can I have my clothes?

Tristen: Aren't his clothes supposed to be sold on E-bay?

Amaya: right you are! So Mokuba can take care of that!

Mokuba: I can't do that to Seto! He's my big brother!

Amaya: sure you can! ::sends Mokuba out with Seto's clothes:: don't worry! We'll give him some clothes..Someday..

Seto: NOOOOOO!!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR?!?

Amaya: never mind that! Right now you have to be put into a tank of sharks! ::a tank appears with sharks::

Seto: NOOOO!!!!! ::gets thrown in by Yami Bakura:: AHHHH KILLER SHARKS!!!!!

Sharks: Good day to you sir!

All: O.0

Seto: AHHHHHH! TALKING KILLER SHARKS!!!!!!

Amaya: Okaaay..um..next review!!!! From Head Of Kupo Corp:

* Ok first I dare Amaya to give Bakura samma all the sharp and pointy stuf he wants, and let him out of the closet XD,Hrnrn Challenge Yugi to act like Malik for the rest of the chapter,rnrnI dare Kaiba to dress up like a cat and run around screaming 'UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!'rnrnAnd I dare Marik to go into a room filled with crickets so many you can't see the floor,* for ten seconds (that's all it takes for emotional scaring XD)rnrnBai for now!

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Amaya: wow that was a long one! Okay so first..I have a dare? Wow!

Yami Bakura: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!

Amaya: okay! ::let's Yami Bakura out::

Yami Bakura: MUWHAHAHAH!!!!!

Amaya: ::slaps Yami Bakura:: shut up! Here! ::gives him a whole suitcase full of pointy weapons::

Yami Bakura: ::Holds all the weapons up in the air:: MUWAHAHAHHAH! ::runs out of the studio to terrorize the world::

Amaya: ::blinks:: What did I just do?

Yugi: you sent a psycho outside with a bunch of dangerous weapons

Amaya: oh in that case! ::sits back down:: Okay YUGI!!!!!!!! You must act like Marik for the rest of the chapter!!!!!!

Yugi: do I have to?

Amaya: yes!!!! ::holds mallet dangerously::

Marik: this should be fun!

Yugi: ::jumps up and grabs Ryou's Millenium ring:: haha!

Ryou: hey! Give that back Yugi! ::chases Yugi around::

Amaya: YAY! GO RYOU! GET YUGI! MUWAHAHAH! ::looks around:: sorry...okay Kaiba! Dress up like a cat!

Seto: no!

Joey: Seto's afraid! Seto's afraid! Seto's afraid!

Seto: The reason why I don't want to dress up like a cat is because I'm not some crazy animal like you Wheeler.

Joey:....::punches Seto::

Amaya: Okay you guys! Stop! Now Seto do your dare or I'll..send Yami Bakura on you! (Y. Bakura can be heard laughing like mad in the distance) and I'm sure you don't want that

Seto:....okay ::puts cat costume on:: I feel so stupid! ::starts running around:: AHHHH!!!!!

Amaya: no! your doing it wrong! You have to say UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!

Seto: oh yeah, UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!!! What?! Why did I MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW! ::starts licking himself:: MEOWWW?!

Joey: ::laughing:: Seto you look so stupid hahhahahahah!

Amaya: heheheh okay now Marik! You have to go into a room of crickets!

Marik: okay! I'm not afraid of some stupid insects! ::enters room::

5 minutes later

Marik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::takes a breath:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::runs out of room::

Amaya: wow! Only five minutes!

Seto: how pathetic! MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Tristen: yeah, very sad

Amaya: Okies! On with the next review! From Specs-88:

* Um.I dare Joey to dress up in a doggie suit and jump around like a puppy.and lick Yami Bakura in the face!rn^_^*evilness*

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Amaya: ::rubs hand together:: hehehehhe! This should be interesting!

Joey: no! I'm no dog!

Seto: Of course your not! Because your true form is a puppie! a weak crumpled, dumb Puppie! MEOWW

Joey: ::face grows red:: ugh..I'm not going to.OOF! ::gets attacked by Amaya and put into the costume:: AHH! Get me outa this thing!

Amaya: Sorry! No can do! Okay Joey go on!

Joey: ::spotlight shines on him:: uh....::starts hopping around:: what the.WOOF! Huh? Why am I.WOOF! WOOF WOOF!

Seto: ::laughing so hard he's crying:: meeeeooow! meowwwww

Joey: stop! Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: hey! You still need to give Yami Bakura a nice BIG SLOPPY KISS! ::snaps finger and Yami Bakura appears::

Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y. Bakura: what?

Y. Yugi: Joey has to lick you

Y. Bakura: oh..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: okies! ::ties Y. Bakura to a chair:: go ahead Joey!

Joey: no...I Won't....gah! ::runs toward Y. Bakura and starts licking him:: ugh.I feel sick ::falls off stage::

Y. Bakura: ::faints in chair::

Amaya: cool!!!! Okay um next dare! From Pyragirl123:

* Pyra: ^_^A DARE SHOW!rnFlarona: Uh oh, aibou at it again.rnCrystal: What do you mean by that?rnPyra: YAMI BAKURA TOURTURE TIME!rnHinoko: oh that.rnrnYami Bakura: I dare you to wear a neon green monkey suit and dance around like one!(Pyra:My most favourite one!)

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Amaya: OKAY YAMI BAKURA!

Y. Bakura: ::still passed out in the chair::

Amaya: BAKURA?!?! ::smacks him:: WAKE UP IDIOT!

Y.Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: come on Yami! You have to wear a neon green monkey suit and dance!

Y.Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: shut up!!!!!!!! ::snaps fingers and Y. Bakura is in a monkey suit::

Y.Bakura: ::looks at himself::....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ::hear music and starts dancing:: What the Hell!

Amaya: ::slaps him:: watch your language!

Y.Bakura: stop..the..MUSIC! ::starts panting::

Amaya: no! ::pouts:: you can keep doing this until the episode ends!

Y.Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Amaya: next dare is from Black Windy Angel:

* Have Joey and Tea go out on a blind date! And make it utter Hell!rnrn

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Amaya: okay! Joey and Tea!

Joey: who's our date?

Amaya: I can't tell you! ::blindfolds them::

Tea: It better not be some sick person!

Amaya: Well Black Windy Angel SAID to make in utter hell..

Joey/Tea: ::gulps::

Amaya: okay have fun! :snaps finger and they dissapear:: okay! Let's see how Joey is first! ::turns on TV::

* Joey: ::takes off blindfold and finds out that he is at a cheese factory:: so where's my.oh no.::sees Ash from Pokemon walk up to him::

Ash: ready?

Joey: your.my.DATE???

Ash: yep! ::Grabs Joey's hand and leads him into the cheese factory:: Wow! Cheese!

Joey: yeah.cheese..ugh

Ash: what's your favorite type of cheese?

Joey: um.I don't know.all I know is I wanna get outa here!

Ash: but we didn't go on the tour of the cheese yet! ::gives Joey a cheese hat:: hehehheh

Joey: ::slaps forehead:: oh god get me outa here!!!!!

Ash: come on! Let's go into the cheese love room!

Joey: ::blinks:: the what? ::gets dragged away by Ash::

Ash: don't be silly cheesy Joey!

Joey: cheesy Joey? LOVE room? OKAY I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE...DOES SOMETHING VERY GROSS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Amaya: Wow! Joey seems to be having fun! Heheh! ::snaps fingers and Joey comes back::

Joey: thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: awww.it was getting good too.meowww

Amaya: don't worry! We still have to watch Tea!

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Tea: ::In a shocked silence for her date is Dobby the house elf::

Dobby: hello sir, ready to go?

Tea: well first I'm not a sir, Second where are we going?

Dobby: to our date at that Dumpster!

Tea: a DUMPSTER?

Dobby: yes of course, sir! That's where Amaya said it was sir!

Tea: oh god...Okay look..I don't know you and..don't even know what the heck you are...I like someone else okay?

Dobby: ::ignores:: come on sir! Let's go to our beautiful date!

Tea: beautiful? We're going to a Dumpster!

Dobby: I know sir! I'm excited too!!!!!! ::Drags Tea to the Dumpster::

Tea: EWWWWWWWWW! Dumpsters are gross!

Dobby: no sir! They are perfect! They set the mood for love sir!

Tea: uh...no

Dobby: yes yes! ::Pushes Tea into the Dumpster::

Tea: AHHHHHHHH! Enough!

Dobby: no sir! We've just started! This is the fun part!

Tea: ...fun? uh no thanks! AMAYA!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOW!

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Amaya: well..Tea's had fun too! ::snaps finger and Tea appears as well::

Tea: ::tries to strangle Amaya:: WHAT..WERE..YOU.THINKING!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: sorry! I'm sorry don't hurt me! ::hides behind Yami Yugi:: last review from Ice-dragon1018:

* The dares! I'm gonna have soo much fun reading this story! MUWAHAHAH.rnrnTorture,uh dare Joey and Yami to do something BAD!!^_^rnrnMake Joey go on a blind date with me but get Yami to interrupt and the rest is up to you! INSANE MADNESS!rnrnLOL.it's just and idea, and if you choose not to use it I completely understand.in my opinion, it's not a very good dare, but watcha gonna do?

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Amaya: nonsense! All Dare are good! Okay Joey and yami...uh which Yami?

Y.Bakura/Y.Yugi: ::point at each other::

Amaya: um..okay well we'll just use Yami Bakura then!

Y.Yugi: yes!

Amaya: okay! Y.Bakura and Joey has to do something bad!

Y.Bakura: ::holds up his weapons::

Amaya: no killing!

Joey: okay! ::gets ten cans of sillystring and starts spraying it all over everyone:: HAHAHAAHH!

Y.Bakura: ::throws water ballons:: MUWAHAHAHHAHA!

Amaya: okay you can stop!!!!!!!

Joey/Y.Bakura: ::ignores::

Amaya: oh yeah? ::hits them with a mallet:: that'll teach you! Mph!

Joey/Y.Bakura: ::swirly eyes::

Amaya: okay Joey! You have to go on another blind date!

Joey: noo! Not another! If I see one more guy who wants to have a relationship with me I'm gonna-

Amaya: no! it's a girl named Julia!

Joey: really? Well in that case! ::grabs a red rose from a rosebush:: I accept!

Amaya: YAY! ::snaps fingers and Julia appears:: here you go Julia!

Joey: ready to go? ::hand her a rose::

Julia: yep! But where are we going to go? ::walks out with Joey::

Joey: how about a nice long dinner under the stars?

Julia: sure!

Audience: ::cheers::

Amaya: ohohohohoohohoho! Wow! Those two really hit it off!

Seto: Who would think that Wheeler would get a girl! MEOWWWWWWWWW

Amaya: hey! I don't see you walking out of here with a date!

Seto: nither are you! MEOOOOOOWWWW

Amaya: yes I am! ::grabs Ryou:: okay! Well see you next time on The DARE Show!

Audience: ::cheers and screams::

Amaya: okay..um.guys anything you wanna say?

Y.Yugi: bye! Believe in the heart of the cards! ::cute smirk::

Y.Bakura: YOU WILL ALL SUFFER! ::runs around again with weapons::

Yugi: see ya! MUWAHAHAHAHH!

Ryou: bye! And please go easy on us! (Amaya: expeshally Ryou!)

Tristen: yay! No one gave me a dare! Hehehhe

Tea: DON'T YOU MAKE ME GO ON A DATE WITH A FREAKY ELF EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

Mai: bye ::kisses::

Marik: ::being attacked by crickets:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Seto: hope you don't come back! MEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW and give me some clothes!!!!!

Amaya: byes! ::still clinging on Ryou:: hope to hear from you! ^_^X

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