Disclaimer: I do not own Yugi-oh! In fact I don't own anything! NOT EVEN RYOU!!!! ::sobs::

Author's note: Sorry I didn't put EVERYONE'S up. I didn't really have time and I really wanted the episode up. So I tried to fit in some of the one's that I forgot to put in! So, I'm very sorry to those who didn't get their Dares up! Also, I read a pretty good fic the other day. It was called Millennium Switch. It's pretty cool, check it out sometime! So let's get on with the show! WARNING: this chapter may contain a lot of yelling! ::Ryou walks in::

What?! What are you doing here? Ryou: uh, I got lost.. Oh well! We were just about to watch the show! Ryou: okay! ::sits down:: Okay! Here it is! ~*~*~**~*~

Amaya: Hello! Welcome to The DARE Show! Which is going into episode 3!!!!

Audience: ::cheers::

Amaya: Well we have some good dares today so lets get on with it!

Tea: I'd rather not

Amaya: too bad! Okay our first dare is from our old friend PyroGirl123:

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Pyra: I dare Y. Bakura to wear a white dress and make-ups for three chapters!

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Audience: ::laughs::

Amaya: hmmm okay we can arrange that!

Y. Bakura: WHAT?! ::holds up weapons threateningly::

Amaya: You still have those?!?! Hmph well I can't do anything about it.it was a dare.oh well Hey Mai?

Mai: yes?

Amaya: Can you please fix Y. Bakura up?

Mai: Love to! ::grabs Y.Bakura and drags him backstage::

Yami B: You will all DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: alright! He should look all pwetty when he's done! ^^ thanks PyroGirl123! Alright here's the next one from King Shnoogums..Joke():

* KS: HOW COME I DON'T GET A DATE WITH RYOU?!?!?!?! CAN THAT BE MY DARE? PLEASE?(YES I AM A GIRL EVEN IF I CALL MYSELF KING SHNOOGUMS.."..) AND CAN U HOOK MY YAMI UP WITH SOMEONE, JUST TO GET RID OF HER, SHE'S ANNOYING.AS A DARE.EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHA!RNRN YAMI-KS: HOW ABOUT.YAMI BAKURA! YES, THAT'S IT, YAMI BAKURA! AND HE'S BETTER WANT TO GO WITH ME CUZ I'M PRETTY GOOD AT FIGHTING MYSELF!RNRN KS:SHE'S NOT KIDDING!

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Amaya: wow! Another long one! Okay um okay so Ryou has to go on a date with her!

Ryou: I do?

Amaya: yes, yes you do! Even though I love you!

Ryou: um I.well-

Amaya: okay! King Shnoogums you can go out with him! You can go on a date when the show's over k? Okay so her Yami wants to go out with...YAMI BAKURA?????!

All: ::laugh nervously::

Amaya: ::to KS's Yami:: um your date is getting a very.Uh INTERESTING make- over.heheheh and well-

Y. Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS HIDIOUS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs around in circles while waving his arms around::

Amaya: uh oh

Y.Bakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: Ah chill Yami! Beside you have a dare to do!

Y. Bakura: NOOOO!!!!!!! NO MORE!!!!! YOU WILL DIEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: it's easy! All you have to do is go on a date with the reviewer's Yami! Though I don't know why someone would go out with a psycho like you...

Y.Bakura: That's it?

Amaya: pretty much

Y.Bakura: okay!

Amaya: Okay! You can go with her at the end of the show! Okay so there ya go King Shnoogums! You've got Ryou k? ::Holds head in shame::

Ryou: see you soon

Amaya: ::sobs:: okay next review before I drown the whole studio..from Umi- Ocean-Crystal:

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Heh he I Dare: TRISTAN. To dress up in sexy lasurae ( Female sexy Pj's if you get me drift) and run around screaming "I love Seto Kaiba." And I dare Seto to give Tristan a French kiss.rnrnLike my friend Black_Windy_Angel I am very disturbed. Thank you

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Seto: There is no way I'm going to do that after striping!

Amaya: ::pouts:: come on Chicken head!! (Got that from Rurouni Kenshin! Heheh Sano ^^.)

Tristan: I'm not doing it either!

Amaya: yes, you are!!!!!!!! ::hands Tristan sexy Lasurae:: Here you go!

Tristan: I'm not going to do this!!!!!!!!

Amaya: Y.Bakura?

Y.Bakura: Yes?

Amaya: ATTACK TRISTAN!

3 minutes later

Tristan: ::comes out:: oh this is so stupid! What kind of idiot would wear this?

All: you

Tristan: ::blush:: um..can I take it off now?

Amaya: You forgot to say-

Tristan: OH NO! I didn't mind wearing the dress.well..okay I DO mind..but this is going too far!

Y.Bakura: DO YOUR DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Threatens to attack him::

Tristan: alright, alright! ::takes a deep breath and starts running around:: I LOVE SETO KAIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs to the bathroom and washes mouth out with soap::

Seto: ::snickers::

Amaya: We have a bathroom???? 0.O;;; hmmm.Okay Seto your turn!

Seto: What!?! No way am I going to kiss that overgrown washing machine!

Joey: Hey Seto! ::laughs stupidly:: pucker up! Hehehehhe!

Seto: ::Jumps at Joey and beats him up::

Amaya: Break it up! If there is any violence on this show, it will be by me, the reviewers, or Y. Bakura!

Y.Bakura: ::laughs evilly::

Amaya: ::grabs Tristan and shoved him to Seto:: now, Kaiba! KISS HIM ALREADY!!!!!

Tristan: never!!!! The day I kiss Kaiba is the day I die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y. Bakura: Well today's that day then!

Amaya: No Bakura! save it for later! We need them. Okay, Tristan and Kaiba just get it over with! The show's going to be over by time you get done with this...

Kaiba: good! ::folds arms:: I'm not kissing that low life!

Y. Bakura: ::attacks Seto::

Kaiba: Okay! I'll do it! Ugh ::leans over to kiss Tristan::

Tristan: ::backs away until he falls off his chair:: Ow

Seto: ::kisses Tristan and dies::

Yami Y: Is he really dead?

Amaya: No, I just wanted to describe how Seto felt! Okay next review! From: Malickette:

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Hehe what a wonderful idea funrnokakidokie on with the reviewrnrnJoey shouls be dared not to eat food for a whole weekrnrnTristan should be dared to go on a date with TearnrnAnd I'm out of ideas for now.rnbut I got a really good idea u can star mea in your show wink*wink**wink**nudge**nudge*

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Amaya: Okay! Joey! You can't eat anything for a week!

Joey: No more doughnuts?!

Amaya: exactly!

Joey: ::pouts::

Yugi: What if he dies????

Amaya: um.I don't know. The only way he CAN eat is if someone dared him to...Like that's going to happen!

Joey: ::Whimper::

Amaya: Okay now Tristan and Tea have to go on a date

Tritan: why?

Tea: we don't want to! I mean we're just friends!

Tristan: It's okay! At least this dare isn't like the others you had to do! Come on Seren-uh I mean Tea! I said Tea! Not Serenity! Why would I say Serenity when when I m-meant to say Tea! Heheheh. Sorry s-Tea! Heheh.

Amaya: Ohohohohohohooho! Tristan has the hot's for Serenity!

Tea: TRISTAN!!!!??? I'M NOT SERENITY!

Tristan: Sorry! I mean I didn't mean to Sere-uh I mean..I mean uh I mean...uh.

Amaya: ::shoves them out the door:: Just go on your date already! We'll check on you later. Okay next review! From ACMERian:

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I want Joey to meet the cast of Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego and duel them!rnrnP.S make him bring Mai and drive the car in the series.

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Amaya: Hmmm okay! Joey..hey what's wrong?

Joey: I'm hungry

Amaya: Well it's only a week Joey! Besides It's a dare and I can't do anything about it! Now then you have to duel with the cast of Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego.

Joey: A duel! All right!!!!!!!!! Yay! ::runs around like a happy puppy:: ^_____________^

Amaya: ::snaps fingers and the cast appears:: hi!

Greg: huh? What's this place?????

Amaya: This is The DARE Show!!!!!!!!

Greg: Okay..

Scott: How did we get here?

Amaya: By the power of Authoressness!

Jeff: ....

Amaya: so.well anyway you have to duel Joey!

Greg: duel????

Amaya: yeah duel monsters!

Greg: um how do you play????

Amaya: uh this could take awhile. Hold one minute

20 minutes later

Amaya: Okay? You guys understand?

All: ::nod::

Amaya: Okay! Go ahead Joey!

Joey: YAY!!!! ^_____________^ ::jumps into the dueling arena thingy:: You guys are gonna lose! MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Amaya: While they are doing that let's see how Tristan and Tea are doing, shall we? ::turns TV on::

~Tea and Tristan's date~

Tristan: Look! I'm sorry s-Tea! I mean I didn't mean to call you Serenity.It kind of slipped out.

Tea: ::sarcastically:: Sure it did! And Joey's a dog in disguise!

Tristan: ::blinks:: really?

Tea: UGH! I knew this date wouldn't work out!

Tristan: come on Tea! We might as well get along! ::smiles handsomely::

Tea: You?! Handsome? Ha!

Tristan: you only say that because you like Yami Yugi!

Tea: ::blush:: well you like Serenity!

Tristan: Then if we like different people then why are we dating?! Huh?!

Tea: because it was a dare you idiot!

Tristan: I'm not an Idiot!

Tea: Okay then you're a moron

Tristan: I'm not that either!

Tea: Okay how about an IDIOTDIC MORON THEN!

Tristan: UGH! I don't even know why were on this date!

Tea: IT WAS A DARE, TRISTAN!!! A DARE! D-A-R-E! Dare! Can't you remember anything!

~~Screen goes black~

Amaya:..what happened? ::checks TV::

Yami Yugi: I think they destroyed the camera

Amaya: Hey! That was expensive! Wait till I get my hands on them..errrr.::shouts to no one:: Money doesn't grow on tree's ya know!....Oh! the duel! Let's see how it's going!

Joey: come on! Pick a card already! Geez

Jeff: Wow these cards are cool!

Joey: ::slaps hand on forehead:: ugh..Will you hurry up you zombie!

Greg: Yeah Jeff! Were supposed to be playing Duel Bouncers!

Joey: MONSTERS!

Scott: MONSTERS?! WHERE?!

Joey:......

All: ::sweatdrop::

Joey: ::runs after them with a huge mallet:: THERE ARE NO REAL MONSTERS YOU IDIOTS! (Sorry Carmen sandiego fans!)

Greg: ::runs away:: So there's no bouncing involved? (To some people that sentence doesn't sound right, so I apologize)

Joey: UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amaya:..Um okay! We'd better get on to the next dare! Here it is from Black Windy Angel:

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First off, I mean't for Joey and Tea to go together, But this time I have something even more daibolical, (laughs evilly) I dare.Seto.and Joey (Long silence, laughs evilly) to go to the movies together and then go for a moonlight walk and fall deeply in love with each other. And I'm not askin, I'm telling!rnrnYou Can diss me all you want, but I, Black Windy Angel (And maybe Amaya) will always get the last laugh! MHWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

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Amaya: Sorry about the confusion there black Windy Angel! Joey can you stop that and come here for a minute?

Joey: ::stops chasing the cast of WICS:: WHAT?!

Amaya: ::laughs:: your going to the movies...heheheheheh

Joey: Alright! Cool! When!

Amaya: right now! Heheh

Joey: Coool! ::thinks:: hey what's the catch?

Amaya: um no catch...except you have to go with Seto.

Joey: WHAT?!!!!

Seto: ::eyes widen:: OH NO

Amaya: and then go for a moonlight walk and fall in love with each other

Joey: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE!!!!!!!!!

Seto: MY EYES! THEY BURN!

Amaya: GOOD!!!!!! So you and Seto have a good time! Heheheh! ::snaps finger:: okay so they're at the movies now! Let's watch the magic begin! ::turns TV on::

~~Seto and Joey's date~~

Seto: UGH! This is so stupid!

Joey: I know, we're two GUYS going on a date together!

Seto: ::orders A bag popcorn::

Joey: Why did you only get one?

Seto: For me

Joey: what about me?

Seto: what ABOUT you?

Joey: ::jumps on Seto and fights for the popcorn::

The guy who gave them the Popcorn: Hey! If you guy's are going to mess around like that, then I suggest that you'd get a ROOM!

Joey/Seto: ::blush like mad and walk to their movie::

Seto: good job Wheeler! Now the guy thinks I'm gay!

Joey: Oh Seto, but you ARE gay! ::gets punched by Seto and they are fighting again::

Guy with the popcorn again: HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET-A-ROOM!

Joey/Seto: ::run into the theater::

Seto: You did it again!

Joey: NO I didn't! :: sits 10 seats away from Seto:: I'm sitting over here!

Seto: Fine! I'm glad!

Joey: ::gets magically pulled over to the seat next to Seto:: WHAT THE?! AW....AMAYA!!!! I don't WANT TO SIT WITH HIM!!!!!!

Seto: Just shut up and watch the movie. It's no party that I have to sit with you either!

Joey: No you shut up!

Seto: I'm not the one yelling!

Joey: Yes you are! Your yelling right now!

Seto: I'M NOT-::gets hushed by the people in the theater::

3 hours later..

Joey: finally! I thought it would never end!

Seto: yeah...And that popcorn guy really got on my nerves!

Joey: I know, you knocked him out when we walked out

Seto: well he said I was gay!

Joey: cause you are gay!

Seto: don't start this again!

Joey: Hey, I can start it again if I want to start it again! ::starts fighting with Seto::

Popcorn guy appears out of nowhere: People! Please I beg you! Get a room!!!!!!! ::gets beat up by Seto and Joey::

Seto: okay then..now we have to...go on a moonlight walk and fall in love with each other.Ew ::twitches::

Joey: That's just not right

Seto: yeah I know...Well we'd better start on our stupid walk, as much as I hate to admit it.

Joey: ::pretend to throw up:: ugh this is the last time I'm doing a dare like this! ::suddenly he gets a strong desire to kiss Seto:: (heheh my powers of Authoressness kick in)

Seto: ::gets a desire to kiss Joey::

Joey/Seto: ::kiss romantically::

People who are walking by: ::stare blankly::

Joey/Seto: ::walk around the park while holding hands:: I love you!

Seto: This is the greatest night of my life Joey! And.you look so.sexy tonight

Joey: Thanks Seto..you look good too!!! ::starts kissing him::

Seto/Joey: ::start doing unpleasant things::

~~TV turns off~~

Audience: AWWW! ::pouts::

Amaya: Sorry! But hey, I have to keep this fic clean! And they were getting..ugh well TOO into it..

Ryou: that really was...disturbing...

Amaya: I know! Thanks Black Windy Angel! ::snaps finger and Joey and Seto appear..still kissing:: Okay stop!!!! ::the spell vanishes::

Joey/Seto: ::open their eyes and die from the sight they see::

Yami Y: ::looks at Amaya::

Amaya:: NO! they didn't die! Okay so that's it for today's show! Please R/R with more dares! I don't want anyone leaving without reviewing! Sorry again to those who didn't get their dares up! I kind of lost some of them..in other words not all the dares got to me. So if you can, people who didn't get theirs up, send them AGAIN.

Yami B: Hey what about my date?!?!

Amaya: huh? Oh yeah! ::KS and her Yami appear::

KS: Hi Ryou! ::hugs him:: Hi Amaya!

Ryou: hi!

Amaya: Okay! Here ya go! A nice little date with Ryou.::sobs:: Oh and your yami has a date with Yami Bakura...though I don't see why you'd want to...

Yami Bakura: heheheh! I'M VERY LOVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::hugs Yami KS::

Audience: BOOO!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: LOVE MEE!!!! ::shows everyone his weapons::

Audience: ::think:: yay!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMI B. IS THE BEST!!!!!

Amaya: ::grabs his weapons:: you can't bring these on your date! I'll give them back later! Oh, forgot about Tea and Tristan! ::they appear:: so about my camera-

Tea: I'm NOT talking to Tristan or you! ::points to Amaya and walks out of the studio::

Amaya: what's with her?

Tristan: ::shrugs::

Amaya: Okay! See you later on The DARE Show! ^ ^;;; please R/R with dares!