The Matrix: Poolside! By themetroidhunter152

tmh152: Hi everybody! Welcome to my latest fic. I now have my own, well, um.... intro buddy I like to call it. Everyone else has an intro, with someone else. Usually copies of them. Anywa-

SA-X 152: I'm going to kill you!

tmh152: No you're not. And that was rude. You interrupted me.

SA-X 152: Oh boo hoo! Go shove it up your ass!

tmh152: Whoah. He, er it, is good. Well, enjoy the fic while I go beat his, er, its ass. Enjoy!

SA-X 152: *Runs away while screaming like a little girl* MOOOOMMMMMYYYY!

tmh152- BTW, it's rated PG-13, almost R, for sexual content, language, and comic mischief. See ya!

tmh152 starts chasing after SA-X 152.

tmh152- Hey, you got a head start!

SA-X 152- Because I'm smart!

tmh152- that's news to me......

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Ok. Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity are walking to the pool. Obviously, they're in the Matrix. 'Cause as far as we know, there are no pools in The Real World.

Neo- So, Trinity, do you wear a leather bathing suit, too? nice and tight.... *pants*

Trinity- No.

Neo- Awwww, dangit.

Trinity- By the way, I heard what you said.

Neo- Uh-oh.

Trinity- No, more than uh-oh.

She does some kung-fu on him.

Trinity- You know, I wonder how I hit him? After all, he is the One.

Neo- Good point.

Morpheus- Can we please focus here a little?

Neo and Trinity at the same time- No.

Trinity checks her watch.

Trinity- Oh, Neo, we missed our doing it time.

Neo- No wonder I have all of this pent-up energy in me.

Neo and Trinity start doing it.

Morpheus- Oh God.

*1 hour, 47 minutes, and 13 seconds later*

Neo- That was good.

Trinity- Wow. You're definiteley getting better.

Neo- Good. You're getting pretty good, too.

Morpheus- Now that that's over, please get your clothes, er, bathing suits and then clothes back on, and get out of the street, because there's a traffic holdup.

Neo and Trinity- (Still naked and in the middle of the road) Hi people! Sorry about that! We'll get out of the street now!

A guy in his truck starts shooting at them.

Neo does his leaning back/bullet time thing. Still naked. So his hwing-yaaa is right in front. He dodges all of the bullets.

Guy in the truck- Get out of the street you ugly whore! And you too you ugly-ass dude showing off your hwing-yaaa while dodging bullets!

Trinity- UGLY WHORE!????

Neo- UGLY-ASS DUDE SHOWING OFF HIS HWING-YAAA WHILE DODGING BULLETS????!!! that's all?

By the time Neo is done saying all of this, the Guy in the truck is dead. Trinity killed him.

Trinity- You know, Neo, you talk too much. You could've had the honors.

Neo- The honor of doing you twice in one day?

Trinity- Erm, uh, no. 1. I meant killing the guy in the truck. and 2. we've already done that.

Neo- Oh. 1. dangit and 2. what about 3 times?

Trinity- 1. I know, it hurts and 2. We've done that, too. Just not 4 times.

Neo- About number 2, um can I have that honor? And in regards too number 1, I'm considering that conversation over.

Trinity- Ok. Number 2 is now 1. Number 1, No.

Morpheus- That was fairly confusing.

They continue walking to the pool.

They get to the pool.

They pay their money.

They walk through the shower/restroom room.

They meet on the other side.

Morpheus- First of all, you know, I'm not really getting many lines. tmh152, can I have more lines?

tmh152 from outside the story- Yes

Morpheus- Ok.

Morpheus- Now, where should we sit?

Neo- I don't care.

Trinity- Yeah, but that's you.

Neo- It is? Just kidding.

Trinity- I hope so.

Morpheus is gone by this time.

Neo- Where'd Morpheus go?

Trinity- Probably to find a space.

Neo and Trinity find him. The space is fairly close to the pool. The deep- er end. They lay their towels down and apply sunscreen.

Trinity- You know, it's funny. We're putting on sunscreen, but when we get back to The Real World, we won't be burnt if we don't. But it'll save us the temporary pain of sunburn.

Neo- Sunburn. When I would go swimming at the pool, I always would get sunburnt. It hurt.

Trinity- What did you expect?

Neo- Ice Cream.

Trinity- That was random. And stupid.

Neo- Actually, I always put sunscreen on. SPF 30, I think.

Trinity- And you still got sunburnt?

Neo- Well, you see, I didn't reapply.

Morpheus- I find this conversation boring. And I'm still not getting very many lines. Give me more tmh152. Or I'll come right out of this story, and whoop 'yo ass so bad, that 'yo momma won't even recognize you.

tmh152- Jeez, alright.....

Morpheus- Good. Now I'm going to do what I came here to do.

Neo- Get ice cream?

Morpheus- Once again, that was random. And stupid. No, I'm going to go swim.

Neo- Oh. Well I'm going to go off the diving board.

Trinity- The high dive?

Neo- Yup.

Trinity- ooohhh, such a man.

Neo- I heard that. And I liked it.

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Ok, pretty good if I do say so myself. Weird, but good. If you didn't like the Neo/Trinity doing it thing, then, oh well I guess. My first try at a Matrix fic. I used the comedy style introduced in "And then there was confusion" by ThatBloodyElvenMooseGirl. Thanks TBEMG! And keep it up on "And then there was confusion"! Please review. You've already read. So now review. Review!

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