The Matrix: Poolside!
Part 2........
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tmh152: Hello everyone! We're now back with another chapter in The Matrix: Poolside! Sorry for the delay, but I've been kind of busy. Once again, Samus is here as well as-
SA-X: Me!
tmh152: Yes, you. Don't start interrupting. Or you will die just like SA- X152.
SA-X: Ok.
Samus: Hello.
tmh152: Welcome, Samus.
Samus: My pleasure.
tmh152: Please don't say anything at the same time, Samus and SA-X. SA-X?
(SA-X is skipping around in a tutu and then starts twirling)
tmh152: Um.............. Let's just get to the story, huh? We'll talk about this later.............
Samus: Well, at least I won't have to worry about saying anything at the same time as him, er, it. So lets just leave him, er, it.
(SA-X suddenly stops dancing and walks over)
SA-X: Why does everyone always call me he, or she, first, and then stop and say, er or erm, and then say it?
tmh152: Um, dunno. Ok, to the story.
SA-X: No, I want an answe-
(I(tmh152) slap my hand over his, erm, it's mouth and snicker)
tmh152: Eh, hehehehehe, nothing!
SA-X: hrmmmmmhemrmmrjhrff!
tmh152: nothing! To the story!
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(Neo is on the high dive; 30ft., it's a 20 ft. deep pool)
Neo- ........ *whimpers*
Neo- What should I do? I don't wanna look like a wussy and I'm a grown man and so..........
He jumps off.
Neo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trinity sitting on her towl watching- What was that?
(He was waving his arms and held his nose like a little girl when he was done screaming)
30 minutes later.........
Trinity- Morpheus, you know, Neo still hasn't come up.
Morpheus- Yes! I mean, erm, yeah.
Trinity smacks Morpheus.
Morpheus- Ow.
Trinity- Lets go save him.
They both get up, after Morpheus puts balloons where boobs would be if he was a girl. They start running toward the pool, they're boobs and balloons start shaking, and they're in slow motion like on baywatch.
They jump in the pool. They save him. They bring him out.
45 minutes later back at their place..........................
Trinity- Will you ever stop coughing up water?
Neo- I dono. *pukes up more*
Morpheus- .................... That was random.
Trinity- How much do you got?
Neo- You mean sperm?
Trinity punches Neo.
Trinity- No, water.
Neo- Oh. I dono. *Pukes up more*
Trinity- Oy.
Morpheus- You know, there's........(counts) 10 other people here. And the deep end is closed. Ya wanna skinny-dip?
Trinity- We'll get in trouble.
Morpheus- We can kill them.
Trinity- Good point. Come on Neo.
Neo- SKINNY DIP! SKINNY DIP! SKINNY- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(Trinity punched him like, 10 times)
Trinity- Don't advertise it!
Neo- Can I advertise this?
He pulls a Hot Dog Stand out of his bag of stuff.
Neo- Come get yer hot dogs! Fresh off the grill! Get yer hot dogs! Screw the concession stand! Come get yer hot dogs!
Trinity gets an anime-ish look on her face and falls over anime style.
A crowd goes over to Neo's hot dog stand and starts ordering hot dogs.
Morpheus- Do I get a cut of the cash?
Neo- No.
Morpheus starts crying.
Trinity pats Morpheus.
Trinity- There, there, Morpheus.
Neo- There what?
Trinity- There this.
She jumps on Neo and starts beating him up. Then they start kissing. And then start stripping each other.
Neo- I'm all pent up, baby!
They start having sex.
Morpheus- Oh God. Ya know what? Talk about Deja Vu.
Neo and Trinity- What?
Neo- Oh no! They changed something!
Agent Smith walks in.
Smith- Mr. Anderson! Hi!
Neo- Uh.............. Hi?
Smith- Having some fun, eh?
They're still naked and holding each other.
They put their bathing suits back on and Neo packs up his stand.
Neo- Sorry, store's closed.
Random Guy- But you were just having sex.
Neo- Not that store!
Random Guy- Shutup.
Neo- DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUTUP! I'M THE ONE!
Random Guy- What the hell is the One?
Neo- YOU MEAN WHO! AND IT'S ME! AND NOW YOU DIE!
Neo shoots him with a gun that was in his bag.
Smith- You're under arrest for murder in the first degree, Mr. Anderson.
Neo- tmh152, can we stop the story already? This chapter is awful long.
tmh152(me)- Yeah, sure.
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tmh152- Hi again! How'd ya like the story? Good! Now, back with Samus.
Samus- I liked it. It was funny.
SA-X- Hi.
tmh152- No, bye.
SA-X- Huh?
I knock out SA-X.
Samus- Nice.
tmh152- Cool. Well, see y'all next chapter! Stay Tuned!
Samus- Peace out, yo! (She gives the peace sign)
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tmh152: Hello everyone! We're now back with another chapter in The Matrix: Poolside! Sorry for the delay, but I've been kind of busy. Once again, Samus is here as well as-
SA-X: Me!
tmh152: Yes, you. Don't start interrupting. Or you will die just like SA- X152.
SA-X: Ok.
Samus: Hello.
tmh152: Welcome, Samus.
Samus: My pleasure.
tmh152: Please don't say anything at the same time, Samus and SA-X. SA-X?
(SA-X is skipping around in a tutu and then starts twirling)
tmh152: Um.............. Let's just get to the story, huh? We'll talk about this later.............
Samus: Well, at least I won't have to worry about saying anything at the same time as him, er, it. So lets just leave him, er, it.
(SA-X suddenly stops dancing and walks over)
SA-X: Why does everyone always call me he, or she, first, and then stop and say, er or erm, and then say it?
tmh152: Um, dunno. Ok, to the story.
SA-X: No, I want an answe-
(I(tmh152) slap my hand over his, erm, it's mouth and snicker)
tmh152: Eh, hehehehehe, nothing!
SA-X: hrmmmmmhemrmmrjhrff!
tmh152: nothing! To the story!
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(Neo is on the high dive; 30ft., it's a 20 ft. deep pool)
Neo- ........ *whimpers*
Neo- What should I do? I don't wanna look like a wussy and I'm a grown man and so..........
He jumps off.
Neo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trinity sitting on her towl watching- What was that?
(He was waving his arms and held his nose like a little girl when he was done screaming)
30 minutes later.........
Trinity- Morpheus, you know, Neo still hasn't come up.
Morpheus- Yes! I mean, erm, yeah.
Trinity smacks Morpheus.
Morpheus- Ow.
Trinity- Lets go save him.
They both get up, after Morpheus puts balloons where boobs would be if he was a girl. They start running toward the pool, they're boobs and balloons start shaking, and they're in slow motion like on baywatch.
They jump in the pool. They save him. They bring him out.
45 minutes later back at their place..........................
Trinity- Will you ever stop coughing up water?
Neo- I dono. *pukes up more*
Morpheus- .................... That was random.
Trinity- How much do you got?
Neo- You mean sperm?
Trinity punches Neo.
Trinity- No, water.
Neo- Oh. I dono. *Pukes up more*
Trinity- Oy.
Morpheus- You know, there's........(counts) 10 other people here. And the deep end is closed. Ya wanna skinny-dip?
Trinity- We'll get in trouble.
Morpheus- We can kill them.
Trinity- Good point. Come on Neo.
Neo- SKINNY DIP! SKINNY DIP! SKINNY- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(Trinity punched him like, 10 times)
Trinity- Don't advertise it!
Neo- Can I advertise this?
He pulls a Hot Dog Stand out of his bag of stuff.
Neo- Come get yer hot dogs! Fresh off the grill! Get yer hot dogs! Screw the concession stand! Come get yer hot dogs!
Trinity gets an anime-ish look on her face and falls over anime style.
A crowd goes over to Neo's hot dog stand and starts ordering hot dogs.
Morpheus- Do I get a cut of the cash?
Neo- No.
Morpheus starts crying.
Trinity pats Morpheus.
Trinity- There, there, Morpheus.
Neo- There what?
Trinity- There this.
She jumps on Neo and starts beating him up. Then they start kissing. And then start stripping each other.
Neo- I'm all pent up, baby!
They start having sex.
Morpheus- Oh God. Ya know what? Talk about Deja Vu.
Neo and Trinity- What?
Neo- Oh no! They changed something!
Agent Smith walks in.
Smith- Mr. Anderson! Hi!
Neo- Uh.............. Hi?
Smith- Having some fun, eh?
They're still naked and holding each other.
They put their bathing suits back on and Neo packs up his stand.
Neo- Sorry, store's closed.
Random Guy- But you were just having sex.
Neo- Not that store!
Random Guy- Shutup.
Neo- DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUTUP! I'M THE ONE!
Random Guy- What the hell is the One?
Neo- YOU MEAN WHO! AND IT'S ME! AND NOW YOU DIE!
Neo shoots him with a gun that was in his bag.
Smith- You're under arrest for murder in the first degree, Mr. Anderson.
Neo- tmh152, can we stop the story already? This chapter is awful long.
tmh152(me)- Yeah, sure.
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tmh152- Hi again! How'd ya like the story? Good! Now, back with Samus.
Samus- I liked it. It was funny.
SA-X- Hi.
tmh152- No, bye.
SA-X- Huh?
I knock out SA-X.
Samus- Nice.
tmh152- Cool. Well, see y'all next chapter! Stay Tuned!
Samus- Peace out, yo! (She gives the peace sign)
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