I decided to make an insane story. Not a humorous as others I've seen, but I-DON'T-CARE! Please do not criticize unless you have tips for me. Thanks.

We start with my characters, Lyo, Tomi, Yukami, Aiya, and Oriya in Bursting Passed over Aqua field.

Yukami- I'm bored. . .Let's sing! ^_____________^ I love you. . .you love me. . .

All- Not a chance, Yukami.

Yukami- :( -thwacks everyone over the head-

Lyo- That didn't hu-urt : P

Yukami- -attempts strangling Lyo-

Lyo- Need. . .oxygen. . .Ten year old. . .cutting off years of life. . .

Yukami- MWAHAHAHAHA!

Aiya- -sweatdrop-

Tomi- GO YUKAMI!

Oriya- Fighting is not nice. AND I HAVE POINTY EARS!

Aiya and Tomi- -distracted from fight by Oriya's ears- Ooh. . .that's spiffy.

Tomi- I've got cat ears and a tail!

Aiya and Oriya- Coooll. . .

Lyo- -falls to the ground-

Yukami- -whistles and a herd of Puchigusos coming running toward Lyo- -hops off-

Lyo- AUGH! A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL'S ABOUT TO KILL MEEEEE!

Yukami- -evil expression- I'll let you go on one condition. . .

5 minutes later.

Lyo- -bows to Yukami and is also on a leash- Yukami-chan is so much greater than I, for I am a sore loser who doesn't know anything. . .

Yukami- ^ _______________________________________________^

Aiya and Oriya- -still admiring Tomi's cat-like features- SPIFFY!

Tomi- ^ ^

Yukami- -drags Lyo off-

Lyo- AIYA! HELP MEEEEE!

Aiya- In a minute, Lyo! Tomi's coolio features have me in wonder at the moment.

Lyo- Oro? o0

Oriya- -spots Lyo and Yukami- Ooh. Look. Yukami got a new dog!

Aiya and Tomi- -turn- COOLIO!

Me- COOLIO AND SPIFFY ARE MY WORDS! -is ignored-

Aiya- Eh? Lyo?!

Lyo- -sniff- Save. . .meee. . .from this horrible child from below.

Yukami- -kicks Lyo-

Aiya- Uh, Yukami? Mind letting Lyo go?

Yukami- Okay ^ ^

Lyo- Now, why didn't I think of that?

Aiya- Because you're a baka?

Lyo- -.-;

Tomi- -laughs uncontrollably-

Oriya- o0

End of first chapter