Chapter 9
***Kagome's point of view
As the arrow started flying right towards me, I braced myself for the impact. I was calm, because somehow I knew that this wasn't my time to die.
Inches away, a flash of black and it was all clear. There was no arrow embedded into my flesh, there was no blood on my clothes. All I saw was a purple spray painted Kikyou fuming at her ruined face and the toxic smell.
(A/n: Inuyasha in this story has no white hair, no dog ears, so just think of him in his human form, with recent clothes.)
Of course, as anyone would have guessed, Inuyasha had saved me from the arrow. Now this put me in a state of shock because hey, I just stole from the guy, I haven't been talking to him for a month, and I'm a damn damsel in distress.
But he still saved me. However, I thought of it as that he was paying me back for what he did, so I owed him no thank you's.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SPRAY ON ME! I LOOK LIKE A TOTAL RETARD! EW MY GOD!!!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! GIVE ME THE JEWEL NOW OR THIS ARROW IS AIMED STRAIGHT AT YOUR WITTLE HEART!" she yelled looking at herself in a small compact.
"Unless you want another spray, and another whiff of it, I suggest you leave me alone." I said coldly, "wait a minute what does it say on this spray paint canister, *gasp*, permanent?!"
Now that was a joke, but I suppose she took it seriously. As she ran back into the house, probably to get more arrows, Sango and I made a run for it.
Unfortunately, we had a stalker right on our tail.
***Inuyashas point of view
As I saw what had happened, I couldn't help but laugh. That was hilarious. The most prestigious, pretty girl in school, covered in. . .spray paint? Hahaha.
But then I saw Kagome and Sango leaping over Kikyou's fence and into other people's backyards. Remembering that Kagome had the jewel, I had to follow them, even though I knew where they were going.
Back to Sango's house.
But then an idea struck me, if they were going to Sango's house and I caught up they wouldn't let me in, I'm sure.
So why not take a little short cut and go there first?
***Kagome's point of view
"He's off our tails, wonder where he's going. . ." I thought silently to myself.
"Damn it, these tall grasses have tons of bugs, it's going to give me a major histamine reaction." I said to Sango.
"Unless you want to be seen by Kikyou and followed all the way back, I suggest we stay on this route." she replied back.
"Fine." I simply said.
(***10 minutes later***)
"Finally!" I said as we stepped into Sango's house. We immediately went upstairs and plugged the camcorder into her small-sized bedroom TV.
Once it was finished, we laughed hysterically for about a minute until someone, or something muffled my screams with a hand.
Sango, seeing this, took a kick at the intruder, sending him a little backwards but still enough to get it's hand off my mouth.
"INUYASHA YOU BASTARD THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME" I yelled as we saw who it was.
"Give me the jewel back!" he yelled wheezing, because Sango apparently kicked him in the "sensitive area."
"Well we were going to! Like we have anything we can do with it. . ."(talking continues about Kikyou's empty threats and whatnot, it was already explained in earlier chapters so I didn't think you'd want to hear it.)" And as I told him all I had figured out his visage had a sudden expression of understanding.
"So anyways, as I said, we're going to give you the jewel, because Kikyou has all these empty threats and if we give it to you then you won't be held responsible for anything." I said.
But just as I was going to hand the jewel to Inuyasha, Sango stopped me and whispered in my ear an ingenious idea.
I quickly withdrew the hand with the jewel, and to Inuyasha I grinned devilishly.
"After all the trouble I've been through to give you this, why don't we play a little truth or dare? Just for fun! Of course, you're a guy so it's like too girlish for you to play. So we're going to ask all the questions and all the dares and you have to do allllllll of them, or else, the jewel is mine!" I explained.
"However, you're not picking truth or dare, we're gonna pick it for you, I know it's not fair, but trust me it'll be fun, for us!" Sango piped in.
"What do you really look like in your hanyou form?" I asked, still wanting to know.
"Erm. . .I don't have black hair, I have longer nails and. . ." he stopped not sure if he wanted to finish the sentence.
"And. . .?" Sango and I both questioned.
"And, I have different ears." he said quickly.
"O0o0o0! Then I dare you to show us your ears!" Sango said.
He just sighed and we saw to little white fluffy things stand out in his sea of long black hair. They looked so mismatched with normal Inuyasha, but they were soooo cute!
"O0o0o0o, can we touch them?"
"They're so cute!"
"Hehehe"
We snickered as we reached out and grabbed one.
"GET OFF BITCHES THAT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!" He yelled.
"Oops sorry! They're so soft though!! o0o00!" suddenly amazed.
When we were done admiring the little cute doggy ears, he sunk them back into his hair and we couldn't see a trace of them.
"Anyways, why would you want to become human and not a full youkai, so you can destroy all of humankind and rule the world?" Sango asked enthusiastically and I giggled at this thought of Inuyasha taking over earth.
"Do you want me to murder you and all of your friends and family?" he said grouchily, obviously not liking this little game.
***Inuyashas Point of view
How stupid did I feel playing?
Yeah, and if anyone caught me, they'd have the right to say I was as straight as a curly fry.
AND WORST OF ALL THEY VIDEOTAPED THE WHOLE THING!!!
Keh, stupid bitches.
They were whispering and scheming and giggling as if this is the closest encounter they'd ever had with a male homo sapien (a/n:which means male human, for those people who dunno).
"So. . ." Kagome started sheepishly.
"have you. . ." Sango continued, they were both taking turns to say this.
"EVER!"
"had a"
"home run"
"with Kikyou?"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!? HELL NO!! THINK ABOUT IT BITCHES! I'M IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL, UNFOURTUNANTLY I'M NOT MIROKU AND I WOULDN'T JUST JUMP IN A BED WITH ANY GIRL THAT ASKS." I yelled, that question was totally absurd, like I did it with her.
A explosion of laughter erupted from them, going on for more then 2 minutes. (a/n: which is a long time if you think about it)
"Done yet?" I asked, I should've said yes just to see their reaction to that.
"Yes. . .hold. . .on. . ." Kagome laughed through giggles, "I'm gonna go get a soda, any of you want anything?"
"Yeah, get me some crackers, please." Sango said, finally calming down.
"Inuyasha?"
"Nope" I said.
"Oke" she replied as she bounded down the stairs.
***Kagome's point of view
Of course we both knew what Inuyasha was going to say to that question, but we just wanted to see his reaction.
And we knew he was going to explode, because you can't just think that a person like him would say, 'no I didn't, thanks for asking.'
I reached the fridge and pantry and got what I needed, as I was going upstairs, I heard Sango talking.
I quietly slipped up the last few steps and slid my ear right next to the door.
". . .think of Kagome?" was all I heard, obviously knowing what the question was.
"What do you mean?" I heard him growl.
"I mean like, do you have feeeeeeelings for her or is she just a friend?"
There was silence for a moment.
"Well she's not really my friend anymore is she?"
"So what about the feeeeeeelings huh? Have any feeeeelings for her?"
Still another awkward silence.
"You shouldn't care, and I don't know."
He didn't know? How could he not know? After all the times that I was there for him. And he doesn't know?
Obviously disappointed I continued to listen.
"So is that a maybe, that you have feeeeeeeeeeeelings for her?"
"I answered your question shut up!" he said, crossly.
I heard Sango giggle.
"It's getting late, I'm heading home, can you give me the jewel now?" he asked as I heard him get up from the ground.
"I don't have it, Kagome does." she said bluntly.
"Fine, I'll get it myself." He said as I heard him walk over to the door.
Oh shit!
I couldn't pretend that I wasn't at the doorway listening to every word he said, and if he went downstairs to look for me and I wasn't there, what the hell would I do? Say that I was eavesdropping to everything he said. . .about me?
Too late. A/n: another chapter down yay!!!!
I FEEL STUPID, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT AU IS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW MY STORY IS "AU"!
***Kagome's point of view
As the arrow started flying right towards me, I braced myself for the impact. I was calm, because somehow I knew that this wasn't my time to die.
Inches away, a flash of black and it was all clear. There was no arrow embedded into my flesh, there was no blood on my clothes. All I saw was a purple spray painted Kikyou fuming at her ruined face and the toxic smell.
(A/n: Inuyasha in this story has no white hair, no dog ears, so just think of him in his human form, with recent clothes.)
Of course, as anyone would have guessed, Inuyasha had saved me from the arrow. Now this put me in a state of shock because hey, I just stole from the guy, I haven't been talking to him for a month, and I'm a damn damsel in distress.
But he still saved me. However, I thought of it as that he was paying me back for what he did, so I owed him no thank you's.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SPRAY ON ME! I LOOK LIKE A TOTAL RETARD! EW MY GOD!!!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! GIVE ME THE JEWEL NOW OR THIS ARROW IS AIMED STRAIGHT AT YOUR WITTLE HEART!" she yelled looking at herself in a small compact.
"Unless you want another spray, and another whiff of it, I suggest you leave me alone." I said coldly, "wait a minute what does it say on this spray paint canister, *gasp*, permanent?!"
Now that was a joke, but I suppose she took it seriously. As she ran back into the house, probably to get more arrows, Sango and I made a run for it.
Unfortunately, we had a stalker right on our tail.
***Inuyashas point of view
As I saw what had happened, I couldn't help but laugh. That was hilarious. The most prestigious, pretty girl in school, covered in. . .spray paint? Hahaha.
But then I saw Kagome and Sango leaping over Kikyou's fence and into other people's backyards. Remembering that Kagome had the jewel, I had to follow them, even though I knew where they were going.
Back to Sango's house.
But then an idea struck me, if they were going to Sango's house and I caught up they wouldn't let me in, I'm sure.
So why not take a little short cut and go there first?
***Kagome's point of view
"He's off our tails, wonder where he's going. . ." I thought silently to myself.
"Damn it, these tall grasses have tons of bugs, it's going to give me a major histamine reaction." I said to Sango.
"Unless you want to be seen by Kikyou and followed all the way back, I suggest we stay on this route." she replied back.
"Fine." I simply said.
(***10 minutes later***)
"Finally!" I said as we stepped into Sango's house. We immediately went upstairs and plugged the camcorder into her small-sized bedroom TV.
Once it was finished, we laughed hysterically for about a minute until someone, or something muffled my screams with a hand.
Sango, seeing this, took a kick at the intruder, sending him a little backwards but still enough to get it's hand off my mouth.
"INUYASHA YOU BASTARD THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME" I yelled as we saw who it was.
"Give me the jewel back!" he yelled wheezing, because Sango apparently kicked him in the "sensitive area."
"Well we were going to! Like we have anything we can do with it. . ."(talking continues about Kikyou's empty threats and whatnot, it was already explained in earlier chapters so I didn't think you'd want to hear it.)" And as I told him all I had figured out his visage had a sudden expression of understanding.
"So anyways, as I said, we're going to give you the jewel, because Kikyou has all these empty threats and if we give it to you then you won't be held responsible for anything." I said.
But just as I was going to hand the jewel to Inuyasha, Sango stopped me and whispered in my ear an ingenious idea.
I quickly withdrew the hand with the jewel, and to Inuyasha I grinned devilishly.
"After all the trouble I've been through to give you this, why don't we play a little truth or dare? Just for fun! Of course, you're a guy so it's like too girlish for you to play. So we're going to ask all the questions and all the dares and you have to do allllllll of them, or else, the jewel is mine!" I explained.
"However, you're not picking truth or dare, we're gonna pick it for you, I know it's not fair, but trust me it'll be fun, for us!" Sango piped in.
"What do you really look like in your hanyou form?" I asked, still wanting to know.
"Erm. . .I don't have black hair, I have longer nails and. . ." he stopped not sure if he wanted to finish the sentence.
"And. . .?" Sango and I both questioned.
"And, I have different ears." he said quickly.
"O0o0o0! Then I dare you to show us your ears!" Sango said.
He just sighed and we saw to little white fluffy things stand out in his sea of long black hair. They looked so mismatched with normal Inuyasha, but they were soooo cute!
"O0o0o0o, can we touch them?"
"They're so cute!"
"Hehehe"
We snickered as we reached out and grabbed one.
"GET OFF BITCHES THAT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!" He yelled.
"Oops sorry! They're so soft though!! o0o00!" suddenly amazed.
When we were done admiring the little cute doggy ears, he sunk them back into his hair and we couldn't see a trace of them.
"Anyways, why would you want to become human and not a full youkai, so you can destroy all of humankind and rule the world?" Sango asked enthusiastically and I giggled at this thought of Inuyasha taking over earth.
"Do you want me to murder you and all of your friends and family?" he said grouchily, obviously not liking this little game.
***Inuyashas Point of view
How stupid did I feel playing?
Yeah, and if anyone caught me, they'd have the right to say I was as straight as a curly fry.
AND WORST OF ALL THEY VIDEOTAPED THE WHOLE THING!!!
Keh, stupid bitches.
They were whispering and scheming and giggling as if this is the closest encounter they'd ever had with a male homo sapien (a/n:which means male human, for those people who dunno).
"So. . ." Kagome started sheepishly.
"have you. . ." Sango continued, they were both taking turns to say this.
"EVER!"
"had a"
"home run"
"with Kikyou?"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!? HELL NO!! THINK ABOUT IT BITCHES! I'M IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL, UNFOURTUNANTLY I'M NOT MIROKU AND I WOULDN'T JUST JUMP IN A BED WITH ANY GIRL THAT ASKS." I yelled, that question was totally absurd, like I did it with her.
A explosion of laughter erupted from them, going on for more then 2 minutes. (a/n: which is a long time if you think about it)
"Done yet?" I asked, I should've said yes just to see their reaction to that.
"Yes. . .hold. . .on. . ." Kagome laughed through giggles, "I'm gonna go get a soda, any of you want anything?"
"Yeah, get me some crackers, please." Sango said, finally calming down.
"Inuyasha?"
"Nope" I said.
"Oke" she replied as she bounded down the stairs.
***Kagome's point of view
Of course we both knew what Inuyasha was going to say to that question, but we just wanted to see his reaction.
And we knew he was going to explode, because you can't just think that a person like him would say, 'no I didn't, thanks for asking.'
I reached the fridge and pantry and got what I needed, as I was going upstairs, I heard Sango talking.
I quietly slipped up the last few steps and slid my ear right next to the door.
". . .think of Kagome?" was all I heard, obviously knowing what the question was.
"What do you mean?" I heard him growl.
"I mean like, do you have feeeeeeelings for her or is she just a friend?"
There was silence for a moment.
"Well she's not really my friend anymore is she?"
"So what about the feeeeeeelings huh? Have any feeeeelings for her?"
Still another awkward silence.
"You shouldn't care, and I don't know."
He didn't know? How could he not know? After all the times that I was there for him. And he doesn't know?
Obviously disappointed I continued to listen.
"So is that a maybe, that you have feeeeeeeeeeeelings for her?"
"I answered your question shut up!" he said, crossly.
I heard Sango giggle.
"It's getting late, I'm heading home, can you give me the jewel now?" he asked as I heard him get up from the ground.
"I don't have it, Kagome does." she said bluntly.
"Fine, I'll get it myself." He said as I heard him walk over to the door.
Oh shit!
I couldn't pretend that I wasn't at the doorway listening to every word he said, and if he went downstairs to look for me and I wasn't there, what the hell would I do? Say that I was eavesdropping to everything he said. . .about me?
Too late. A/n: another chapter down yay!!!!
I FEEL STUPID, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT AU IS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW MY STORY IS "AU"!
