It was morning, day break, when Margaret and Autumn opened the doors to their new coffee shoppe. Margaret took in some of the morning air. "ahhhh" she said all happy and stuff. "the morning air before the coffee fumes take over my brain" she twitched "for once, can you act smart?" Hiei pouted staring at an empty cup of coffee. "whats with all these cups?" he asked. "they're for coffee you baka!" Autumn said as she cleaned the counter off. "where's that kitsune-of-a-baka?" she said, a little ticked at the fact that Kurama was late, he was never late, we was always 5 minutes early. "oh wow the first time he's not on time" Hiei grumbled to himself still staring at the cup. Margaret walked inside. "hiei I want you to try something for me"
"hn" was all he said.
Margaret poured some coffee into the empty cup infront of Hiei. "try this" she said.
Hiei sniffed it "smells like shit" he said.
"then it might BE shit" Autumn said from across the room.
Hiei took a sip. He paused and there was silence. Iside it must have felt like there was bubbling soda in his head cause when Kurama opened the door he dashed out.
There was even more silence. Kurama just walked back outside. "I'll try to get him under control. Let's hope he doesn't raid any ice cream trucks or anything.
"you do that" Margaret said. "you go ahead we'll stay here"
Hiei dashed down the streets. "THE GREEN ARDVARKS SAID TO BURN THINGS!" he hollered as he lit random things on fire, this inculded skirts, garbage bags, hair, bums on the street, and Kuwabara's hair. Kurama ran down the streets looking for Hiei, running past everything he lit on fire when he found him, he was standing naked in the middle of the road.
"HIEI!" Kurama said, mouth agasp covering his eyes as Margaret ran down the street with Autumn, they saw smoke so they figured they'd give Kurama a hand. Autumn was apparently in La La Land when they found Hiei naked in the middle of the road. Margaret could only stare.
"MY EYES ARE NO LONGER VIRGINS!" she screamed and ran into a wall. Autumn was chasing a butterfly when she saw Hiei. She froze and when Hiei saw her he ran. Margaret peeled herself off the wall. "I learned my lesson, never give a fire youkai coffee" she said to herself "AFTER HIM!
Hiei ran into the park running in front of a large group of nuns and screamed "LOOKIE AT ME I'M A GREEN ARDVARK AND THEY HAVE MADE ME THEIR LEADER!" one nun fainted. Another said a quick prayer, one slapped him, and another was dragged away by a priest (yesa the perverted thought you are thinking. that one yes that one *points to a mongoose*)
Of course after that, the others arrived...at the wrong time...and yes Hiei took one look at them and ran away. He has a big thingy of gasoline and was pouring it all over the place....then ran around in circles liting it and thus the park was in flames.
"Ooooooh fire" Margaret said while roasting a marshmellow on the fire.
Autumn's foot sponatiuosly combusted (I butchered that x.x) she looked at it. "I will name it Geroge!" she patted her foot.
Kurama wanted to deny these people being his friends.
and hiei was bussy running around in circles freaking people out. (he was doing a good job at that, perhaps to good of a job)
and just as if that wasn't enough, some little kid dropped a pack of pixie sticks on the floor, naturally, Maragert downed them very very fast.
Kurama's jaw dropped "oh shit" he murmered to himself as Margaret started having a sugar rush.
Autumn's pet fluufy stuck it's tentacles out from her shoe. "No fluffy no candy for you!" Autumn said to the creature and its tentacles withdrawed back into the shoe (btw Autmun's shoe is the 15 millionth demension with a growing population of fish)
Kurama turns to Autmun "You still have that thing?" he asked. Autmun nodded as the guys in the white jackets came. (bum bum bum)
They creeped over to Hiei who was currently sticking ice cream in his cloak. He turned around and howled like a monkey and ran away.
Autumn stared at Margaret who was running out of the zoo ontop of an elepant screaming "FREEDOM TO THE ANIMAL!" a mouse ran infront of the elepant and it screamed nd ran away, Margaret still on it's back screaming.
Hiei stared, Autumn stared back, and uh...Margaret came from nowhere, took a seat and stared too..."Oh no not you too!" Kurama said to Autumn, who was completely unaware that he was there, or he would have been glomped.
Kurama was confused, he saw all three of them stareing at something, but there was nothing there except that statue to some strange person.....the statue...."uh Autumn...what are you doing?" Kurama asked.
"SHHHHHH" Autumn said, her eyes watered up and she blinked. "SHIMATTA!" she said. "I lost!"
now, if Hiei and Margaret weren't bussy having a staring contest with a statue, they would have laughed, they were determined to beat it, even though statues can't blink.
Kurama thought for a minute. He glued eyelids onto the statue.
Margaret and Hiei shouted in usion "HA YOU LOST!" Kurama sweat dropped, and Hiei and Margaret started laughing at Autumn.
Silence.
More silence
I am afraid
Very afraid.....
Still on sugar rush! MUCH MUCH SUGAR RUSH!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO COLA MUCH CAFFEINE FOR MARGARET!!!!!!!!!!
