Scott-o-rama

(Meaning: The belief that Scott Summers is a God, this religion is based mainly on hero worship)

Clothing

Red sunglasses MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES! You are given added credit if you wear tinted red contacts. Clothing doesn't have to be worn in any certain way but you can dress up exactly like Scott Summers if you wish to annoy friends, peers, family members etc. Scottans have also been known to have a strange longing for spandex!!!

Attitude

Scottans (followers of Scott-o-rama) are well known for being overly sensible and terribly serious. This is because they are following the idea that Scott was a straightforward guy even in childhood. They wish to follow this example. Strangely when a Scottan develops a crush on someone (especially a close friend) they will start going out with someone completely different (occasionally the friend of the person they fancy!). This behaviour has so far been unexplainable but the courtship rituals off Scottans is being watched with increasing interest so hopefully we may have an answer soon enough

Why is Scott a God?

Scott is a God because at a very young age he requested to be sent to earth to guide and save people when he saw what a mess the Earth was in. He and his brother descended (or rather were pushed) out of heaven. Both with a parachute. Scott, in an act of true heroism, pulled his brothers parachute open before he did his own. He then spent the next few months being told by his parents (who were also Gods) that when he reached 17 he'd be the leader of a group called the x-men and it was this group that would save the world. He is our savour

Interesting facts

Scott was unable to be killed in any way. Evan if it appeared that he was dead he would turn up later alive and well (This can be caused by reading too many comics or simply being in too many!!).

Exercise

Scottans train at least 10 hours a day and are incredibly competitive. They usually are quiet calm and mild mannered but like their God they can explode when it comes to competitive sports. Fair play is supreme to Scottans (When was the last time you saw an X-men cheat?).

Strange things they do

Scottans have a strange tendency to scream if anyone tries to take off their glasses. A very popular phrase is:

"DON'T!! I MIGHT KILL YOU!" This is a very weird habit even if you are unfortunate enough to also know a Kurtain who always yell:

"WATCH MY TAIL!!" Even worse is if you have the terrible luck to also know a Xavierist who are well know for yelling at odd moments:

"I AM PSYCHIC! BWA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" (I might do them next but I'm not sure)

Language

Scottans have the very sad problem that they have to fit at least two cheesy superhero lines in before lunch and it's just depressing thinking about how many they can manage in a day! They say it gets them in the mood for saving people but we say it gets us in the mood for hitting them. Another problem is that they also say lines that should only belong in very VERY old, cheap soap operas (**Cough** Adrift **Cough**).

Possessions

Scottans simply have to have a car, the flashier the better. It must be some sort of ego thing because that is the only thing that Scottans splurge their money on. If anything happens to their car because of others then their vengeance is unbelievable.

You have been warned: Never mess with a Scottans car or you will feel their wrath. (And these guys and girls have a whole lotta' wrath!)

Other stuff

Scottans all hate orphanages because of the trauma their God went through in one. They also have a problem with eye doctors (I wonder why? ^o^). They have a complete split personality: side one is a semi-normal teenager who goes around muttering that he has an eye condition (I can see no other reason why his teachers would let him wear his sunglasses in class). Scottans are big on families and the females tend to cry a lot at sloppy family films. The guys NEVER cry, it's just not allowed. They also have a bizarre tendency to not show any emotions at all. (Don't ask me)

Hymns

This is the most popular hymn of all Scottans and must be learnt off by heart and recited as often as possible.

(Sung to the tune of 'Bright eyes' from water ship down)

Red eyes

Burning like lasers

Red eyes

I may open my eyes

How can I when if I did you'd all get a terrible surprise.

Red eyes

Prayer

With all x-men related religions, when saying a traditional prayer instead of ending it with amen the x-men followers say X-men. (I'm going to have an x-men version of the Lord's Prayer soon!!)

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Message to sarah: I'm sorry! I know you hate Scott!

Who next? (I might do Kitty next actually hmmmmmmm)