Because of requests (and threats of being attacked by mutated frog minions (?)) I am now doing Todd tolanski

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Toddology

(Meaning: the few weirdoes who actually believe that toad is a god)

WHY??

There are lots of different reasons as to why toddologists (supporters of Toddology) believe that Todd tolanski is a god. The most popular is that he's the only member of the brotherhood who has funny lines. Plus it can't seriously be possible that a guy can be born with so many things wrong with his life and character. Another possibility is that even though in x-men evolution Todd is kind of the 'dud' character (can I just say at this point that Todd is actually one of my favourite characters so please don't flame me) most people were amazed top see that he's a wonder toad in x-men the movie. (Watch it and I promise you will be amazed). Actually that movie is too good to be under one title...

The movie

Heh heh. Okay to all those who have seen the x-men movie will know that Todd does some very cool things he wouldn't be able to dream of doing in x- men evo:

He kicks Jean's butt

He kicks STORMS butt!!!! (I know!)

He kills about three people on screen but it is implied he does this to more.

He makes Scott blast the roof off a train station

He (in my opinion) has the best line in the whole film: "Don't you people ever die?!"

In the movie Todd seems to morph into a good fighter that the x-men all seem nervous about!! There are arguments from ati-Toads that they must have been two different characters purely for one reason:

They have different accents. The Todd in X-men the movie is British, apparently the one in x-men evolution in polish. *Bursts into tears* OH!! The only person in x-men who was English and they changed him!! Why do you mock me oh lord?! WHY!?!

Language

It is essential for a toddologist to put the word 'Yo' into a sentence at least twice. This is almost as annoying as when Katzens (supporters of kittyism) say like and totally all the time. Toddologists also have to scream like a girl quite often (this isn't so hard if you actually are a girl) as that is what the real Todd does when he's in trouble. Toddologists also have a strange tendency to say strange lines when trying to impress people.

Exercise

As most of the brotherhood don't really train, or at least we don't see them train, Toddologists don't have to do any exercise at all! It is preferred that they are decent at gymnastics, a popular form of travel is frog hops. Toddologists tend to sit the same way toads do crouching slightly with their knees high in the air on either side. Serious note: Do NOT do this for long periods of time as it will seriously damage your back and you'll have to walk around like a hunchback for the rest of your lives.

Diet

Thankfully flies are not part of the toddologists balanced diet. There are some obsessive one who do practise this art and have done things to make their tongues longer (which occasionally resulted in the inability to speak!). It I forbidden for toddologists to eat frogs legs or any kind of amphibian at all. Aside from that Toddology allows almost any kind of food to be eaten by the hallowed Toad followers.

Appearance

Toddologists usually do something to their teeth to die them slightly green and others rub seaweed all over their skin to turn it green as well. If you separate your fingers you'll see that you actually have slightly webbed fingers. The more webbed your fingers are the more likely it is you have been chosen by the Great Toad in the sky (Or in Bayville, whatever moves you) to join his army of black hearted, green skinned soldiers of the night. (dun dun duuuuun!)

Beliefs

As an argument against the fact that Toad seems to always get beaten up by the x-men (and even his own team-mates!) is that he is only PRETENDING to be a useless clump of scales. Many Toddologists believe that someday in X- men evolution Todd will show his true colours and will pound each one of the x-men within an inch of their lives! They also believe that someday they will invent a deodorant that will someday stop him from smelling (in the word of Kurt Wagner) 'like unwashed lederhosen'.

Character

Like their god, toddologists have a strong thirst to prove themselves but, because they are following their Gods example, they usually fail (**Cough** The cauldron part one**cough**). Toddologists are usually seemingly tough but there are people who believe that underneath they are all poets and artists (yeah right!!).

Fears

Toddologists have a great fear of lightning bolts and when ever asked if they know what happen to a toad when it's hit by one they run away screaming. This behaviour is unexplainable and very strange (lol)

Money

Toddologists have very few morals and many have been caught pick pocketing just for cash. They are attracted to money in any currency like files (No pun intended). Because it is not certain what Toad would spend any money he stole (if any) on most toddologists give their money to Amphibian zoos. Toddologists are not allowed to keep toads as pets as this is considered cruel and disrespectful to their God. Toads must roam wild and free to stop the fly population from reaching critical (who says that toads are useless!!)

Hyms

I was unable to come up with a hymn that had the tune of a normal song but I did it with one of my own that I have written

You really smell

You really smell

You really smell

Is you skin Green?!

Or did you sit in a bin?

(Repeat)

(For those of you who want to know what the notation is for this its:

C E flat C C

C E flat CC

C E flat G G

C E flat C B flat C

C E flat C B flat C

Wow! I can hear the boos from here! ;-)

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