Loganinity

(Meaning: The belief Logan (No second name) is a God and must be worshipped)

Attitude

Mini Logan's (or ML's) are well known for being distant and unapproachable. They have a very quick temper and should only be socialized with at extreme caution. Though they may seem cruel and very unsocial (which they can be) ML's are renowned for their loyalty and you have been warned, NEVER BULLY SOMEONE WHO IS A FRIEND OF AN ML!

Voice

Logan does NOT have a high voice so some very strange followers forcefully break their voice! The idea is to end up with a voice that sounds somewhere between Barry white and.....Someone else with a kinda' low voice. The main reason for wanting to do this is because it's very hard to growl threateningly when you sound like a ten year old at 16.

Odd habits

ML's stick knives between their fingers and run around threatening to stab people. They also continuously sniff the air for no reason at all. They also occasionally put their hands on their heads and mutter "Damn Amnesia" (this behaviour is unexplainable). They go through the periodic table and complain that they can't find adimantium (sorry if that's spelt wrong). ML's have a weird obsession with spandex but they are always uncertain about whether they prefer orange or yellow, this choice is very personal to each ML and takes part in a ceremony which is called the 'Original or Evolution' choice.

Noticeable features

If you are male and old enough you have to have a stubble (I guess very obsessed female followers could give themselves an extra dose of male hormones but that's a step to far if you ask me). Another thing is that Logan's nose looks a little as if it's been broken then set back. WOAH!! STOP THAT!! I WASN'T IMPLYING YOU BREAK YOUR OWN NOSE!! If you've seen the movie you'll notice that Logan's hair is done like two horns. (Wrong wording but I couldn't think of anything batter). Only do this if you have a lot of free time because this takes AGES!

Language

ML's call everyone 'Bub'; this doesn't matter if they are a boy or a girl. Young and innocent girls are sometimes referred to as 'Half pint'. ML's, when ever they speak with Kurtains call them 'Elves'. Lastly, people who are older, wiser and very kind are called 'chuck'

Diet

ML's eat a LOT of sausages, purely because they taste good. The more sausages you eat the better. Bananas must be eaten regularly and it is preferred that you eat German sausages. The only flavour yoghurt you are allowed to eat is raspberry (just because). Strong coffee is the most regular drink of Logan followers (aside from obviously hard drink but even though we saw Logan in a bar at the end of 'on angels wings' he wasn't drinking)

Mood swings and nightmares

ML's have very violent mood swings, which often result in things being smashed or broken. You can identify when an ML is having a mood swing because they start howling and yelling. When they get a small headache then usually it's safest to stay at least 10 feet away from them. Never bug an ML when they're having a nightmare and NEVER try to wake them as they are at their most violent after they have their confusing dreams. It is uncertain why ML's have terrible nightmares but it may just be because they've watched X-men too many times or could it be that they're telepathically linked to their great and wonderful God?

What not to do

These are the questions you shouldn't ask ML's:

Have you got your memory back yet?

Why were you named after such a weird animal?

So if I shot you, how long would it take to heal?

No way! You're called Logan? Isn't one of the characters of the baby sitters club called that?"

How much gel do you put on your hair to make it look like that?

Ewww! What's so cool about the X-men?!

The last one has actually resulted in lost limbs so do not use it.

Hymns

I didn't have enough time to put new words to a song but I'll try to and update this chapter soon.

As with all x-men religions all prayers are ended with the words X-men instead of amen.

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Note: Very sorry but I can't do Remy. Why I hear you ask. Because, my dear friends, I get crappy BBC which hasn't even started series 3!! I mean, I still haven't seen Hex factor or Walk on the wild side!! :'-(