Magnuseous (good luck pronouncing that)
Clothing: Magnets (followers of magnuseous) compulsively wear black and red, this has caused conflicts between Magnets and Kurtains because these are both their holy colours (aside from blue). Magnets also have a thing about helmets that cover most of their face (apparently they think it makes them look mysterious but most normal people don't think it works).
Appearance: Magnets must dye their hair white but considering how often they wear helmets no one would probably notice if they didn't bother. Magnets can be of any age but around 30 - 40 is the most popular age at the moment.
Phrases: They call every other person that they enjoy talking to (be it man or woman) 'Brother'. They babble on for ages about how God is a teacher, a bringer of life bla bla bla. If you ever EVER ask them ANYTHING they say 'Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer' Picture this: You're sitting at the breakfast table and ask you're Dad if he'd like some syrup on his pancakes. He turns to you and says patronisingly 'Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?' Trust me, it's infuriating.
Fears: It is a commonly known fact that Magnets hate everyone who is bald or uses a wheelchair. If they ever happen to meet someone who has BOTH these qualities then they attack them by yelling "I'VE GOT YOU NOW CHARLES!!!" Magnets also have a very clear fear of anything plastic. This fear is also shared with aluminium, nickel and cobalt.
Diet: Anything that has a lot of iron or any other metal in it. Meat is consumed a lot. Some magnets are addicted to Zinc tablets.
Off spring: All female children of magnets must be sent to mental asylums. This will cause them to become murderous and very angry. This way when they rejoin their fathers organisation they will hurt his enemies easily. It is probably best to move after you do this, the girls can get very mad at you (See Scarlaton). Magnets also use their sons for their own evil purposes, male children of magnets seem to always develop an obsession with talking at an impossible speed to understand. This is commonly known as Pietro syndrome. Twins are very popular.
Mental state: Magnets are never very balanced in a mental state. They tend to mutter things under their breath about hating humanity and that everyone will pay. Magnets also obsess about world domination but for some reason they never end up in the asylums they send their daughters to (yeah, that's fair). And although they expect other people to give their lives to the cause a magnet will NEVER put themselves in any kind of danger.
Hobbies: There are only two hobbies that magnets take part in that we know of. They are Chess and world domination. They play chess 24-7 in the hope of beating the bald people in wheelchairs who are evil. World domination is their top priority but they never seem to manage it. If World domination was a competitive sport I think the score at the moment would stand at
Xavier: 2869364 Magneto: 0
History: Many magnets tell lies about their past, trying to make people believe that they were rescued from a concentration camp in world war two. They say this even if they are children (therefore they wouldn't have been alive). They also claim that in truth they are about 80 or 70 years old and when asked why they look so much younger they just start muttering things about 'elves' and 'rebirth'. This behaviour in unexplainable.
Relationships: Magnets cannot get married or even have a long term relationship. Basically they just have the kids and leave with them. Magnets do appear to hate the idea of a partner all though they do like to make comrades of the opposite sex who share their views on world domination.
The Magneto hymn
(Sung to the tune of 'In the dark of the night' from Anastasia)
I was once the most mystical man in all Bayville
(Oh ah oh)
When Xavier betrayed me he made a mistake
(Oh Ah Oh)
My vengeance made each of them pay
But one little girl got away
Little Kitty beware magnetos awaaaaaaaay!
Chorus
In the dark of the night Magneto will crush her
(Crush her)
In the dark of the night she will be doooooooomed
(OoooOOooo)
Soon she will cry
When she looks in my eye
In the dark of the night she'll be through!
(OooooOOOoooooOOO)
I can feel that my youth is slowly retuning
Thank God that elf let me revive
As the pieces fall into place
She will get hit in the face
My metal and plates!
She'll dieeeeeeee!!
Repeat chorus x 2
Come the brotherhood
Rise for your master
Let your evil shine
(In the dark in the dark)
Find her, now yes, search ever faster
(In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night, in the dark of the night)
SHE'LL BE MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
Clothing: Magnets (followers of magnuseous) compulsively wear black and red, this has caused conflicts between Magnets and Kurtains because these are both their holy colours (aside from blue). Magnets also have a thing about helmets that cover most of their face (apparently they think it makes them look mysterious but most normal people don't think it works).
Appearance: Magnets must dye their hair white but considering how often they wear helmets no one would probably notice if they didn't bother. Magnets can be of any age but around 30 - 40 is the most popular age at the moment.
Phrases: They call every other person that they enjoy talking to (be it man or woman) 'Brother'. They babble on for ages about how God is a teacher, a bringer of life bla bla bla. If you ever EVER ask them ANYTHING they say 'Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer' Picture this: You're sitting at the breakfast table and ask you're Dad if he'd like some syrup on his pancakes. He turns to you and says patronisingly 'Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?' Trust me, it's infuriating.
Fears: It is a commonly known fact that Magnets hate everyone who is bald or uses a wheelchair. If they ever happen to meet someone who has BOTH these qualities then they attack them by yelling "I'VE GOT YOU NOW CHARLES!!!" Magnets also have a very clear fear of anything plastic. This fear is also shared with aluminium, nickel and cobalt.
Diet: Anything that has a lot of iron or any other metal in it. Meat is consumed a lot. Some magnets are addicted to Zinc tablets.
Off spring: All female children of magnets must be sent to mental asylums. This will cause them to become murderous and very angry. This way when they rejoin their fathers organisation they will hurt his enemies easily. It is probably best to move after you do this, the girls can get very mad at you (See Scarlaton). Magnets also use their sons for their own evil purposes, male children of magnets seem to always develop an obsession with talking at an impossible speed to understand. This is commonly known as Pietro syndrome. Twins are very popular.
Mental state: Magnets are never very balanced in a mental state. They tend to mutter things under their breath about hating humanity and that everyone will pay. Magnets also obsess about world domination but for some reason they never end up in the asylums they send their daughters to (yeah, that's fair). And although they expect other people to give their lives to the cause a magnet will NEVER put themselves in any kind of danger.
Hobbies: There are only two hobbies that magnets take part in that we know of. They are Chess and world domination. They play chess 24-7 in the hope of beating the bald people in wheelchairs who are evil. World domination is their top priority but they never seem to manage it. If World domination was a competitive sport I think the score at the moment would stand at
Xavier: 2869364 Magneto: 0
History: Many magnets tell lies about their past, trying to make people believe that they were rescued from a concentration camp in world war two. They say this even if they are children (therefore they wouldn't have been alive). They also claim that in truth they are about 80 or 70 years old and when asked why they look so much younger they just start muttering things about 'elves' and 'rebirth'. This behaviour in unexplainable.
Relationships: Magnets cannot get married or even have a long term relationship. Basically they just have the kids and leave with them. Magnets do appear to hate the idea of a partner all though they do like to make comrades of the opposite sex who share their views on world domination.
The Magneto hymn
(Sung to the tune of 'In the dark of the night' from Anastasia)
I was once the most mystical man in all Bayville
(Oh ah oh)
When Xavier betrayed me he made a mistake
(Oh Ah Oh)
My vengeance made each of them pay
But one little girl got away
Little Kitty beware magnetos awaaaaaaaay!
Chorus
In the dark of the night Magneto will crush her
(Crush her)
In the dark of the night she will be doooooooomed
(OoooOOooo)
Soon she will cry
When she looks in my eye
In the dark of the night she'll be through!
(OooooOOOoooooOOO)
I can feel that my youth is slowly retuning
Thank God that elf let me revive
As the pieces fall into place
She will get hit in the face
My metal and plates!
She'll dieeeeeeee!!
Repeat chorus x 2
Come the brotherhood
Rise for your master
Let your evil shine
(In the dark in the dark)
Find her, now yes, search ever faster
(In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night, in the dark of the night)
SHE'LL BE MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
