Disclaimer: Ranma *sniffles* and Inu Yasha do not *sniff* belong to *sob* me. *runs off crying* Camp of the Chaotics

Chapter 3

Author's Note:

Thank you for reviewing, you awesome people out there! I just got a lot of inspiration last night, so here's an extra long chapter. As you might know, Ryugenzawa really IS a place in Ranma ½. You can learn more about Ryugenzawa by reading Ranma ½ books 26 and 27 (I think) or watching the video, An Akane to Remember. It's filled with fluffyness for all you romantics. Anyways, enjoy the chapter and review.

From the last chapter:

· Akane meets Sango and Kagome. They learn about each other.

· The boys arrive…

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Like Kagome and Sango, Miroku and Inu Yasha arrived to see Keade and got assigned to cabin #5. They were late so Ranma was already there on the couch watching T. V. (Guys are so lazy!)

"Hey man, you must be Ranma!" yelled Miroku. "Nice to meet ya!"

"Hi, my name is Inu Yasha, this is my perverted friend, Miroku," Inu Yasha said. Miroku pretends to look hurt and that he didn't know what Inu Yasha was talking about.

Ranma was really grumpy because on the way to Camp Shikon, Akane had given him a whole lecture on how to not talk to her and stay away from her:

--Flashback:

"Ranma, stay away from me at camp! And don't talk to me either! At camp, I don't know you, you don't know me, okay?!"

"Yeah, like I want to talk to a macho chick anyways!" retorted Ranma.

Akane gets her giant mallet from behind her back and started chasing Ranma with it. BAM! It hit Ranma on the head!

"You're not that hot either, Ranma!" BAM! BAM! BAM!

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" yelled Ranma, running away.

End of Flashback—

Ranma winced at the memory.

"Dude, what happened to your head? It looks like a girl was killing you!" Inu Yasha said, interrupting his thoughts.

"Who'd you grope?" Miroku said, wanting to know which girl to avoid groping.

"I didn't grope anyone! My un-cute fiancée just felt like killing me, that's all!" Ranma said, raising his hands innocently.

"I told you he's a pervert!" said Inu Yasha. Then he realized what Ranma had just said. "You have a fiancée?"

"Yeah, but not just one, three!" answered Ranma.

"THREE?!!!!!" yelled Inu Yasha and Miroku.

"Yeah, one of them, Akane, she's at camp, too. She's the one that did this to me. We're engaged because our father's want me to carry on her father's dojo, but to inherit it, I have to marry her. The second one is Ukyo. She's cute, and really good at making okonomiyaki, Japanese pizza. I'm engaged to her because her father offered to give my father their okonomiyaki cart for her dowry when we were kids, but my father Genma wanted the cart, so just we toke it and ran, leaving Ucchan. Now she's hunted me down and trying to get me to marry her! Last, there's Shampoo. She's a Chinese Amazon. I beat her in battle, so according to Amazon law, she has to marry me. Now you know!" said Ranma.

"Wow, you must have fun with them!" called Miroku, imaging the life of Ranma.

"MIROKU!" Inu Yasha and Ranma yelled, very annoyed.

"Anyways, now you guys tell me about yourselves!" said Ranma.

In a short period of time, the three guys, became friends.

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Meanwhile, the girls sat down at the mess hall, getting ready to eat lunch at a table.

"Where's your fiancé, Akane?" asked Kagome.

"Who knows," said Akane in a bored voice. "Kagome, can you read our schedule, please?"

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Schedule

                                                           First day of camp, free time all day. At 2:00, come to the mess hall for message from

                                                           the counselors. Your schedule is listed below.

                                                          9:00-10:00: Breakfast at mess hall. Do not be late!

                                                          10:00-11:30: Tennis at the court. You will play singles with cabin 5

                                                          11:30-12:30: Lunch at mess hall

                                                          12:30-4:00: Planned activities with your counselor       

                                                          4:00-6:30: Free time

                                                          6:30-8:00: Dinner at mess hall

                                                          8:00-9:30: Campfire

                                                          9:30-11:00: Free time

                                                          11:00: Lights out

                                                          Any questions you have your counselor will answer.

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"Yeah! Free time! What do you guys want to do?" asked Kagome. "We have to be back by 2:00, though."

"Let's just walk around and explore this camp," said Sango.

"Fine with me!" said Akane, ready to dig in to her food.

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Back at the Tendo Residence…

We see a typical Japanese living room, and a huge panda and a man are playing a board game.

The walls break down and a girl with purple hair riding a bike breaks in. She's wearing Chinese clothes.

"Where Ranma!" asked the girl (it's Shampoo for those of you who don't know) with a Chinese accent.

At the same time, a wooden sword cuts through the door. A boy (this is Kuno, a guy who likes Akane), wearing a robe and baggy black pants walks in.

"Wither Akane Tendo?" asks Kuno with an annoyingly poetic voice.

In barges a tall guy with glasses on top of his head.

"Shampoo, where are you?" asks Mousse. Mousse, for all of you who don't know, likes Shampoo, but can't beat her to marry her. He has terrible eyesight and often forgets his glasses.

Kasumi, Akane's oldest sister, walks in carrying a basket of laundry.

"Oh, are you all looking for Ranma and Akane? They're going to Camp Shikon in the Ryugenzawa area. You can sign up there if you want!" Kasumi says.

Everybody runs out to go to Camp Shikon. (Mousse follows Shampoo, so he's going, too.)

As they run, Ukyo hears them yelling their plans and decides that a camp would be good for business, as she owns an okonomiyaki shop.

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Meanwhile, the boys look at their schedule. It's the same as Kagome, Akane, and Sango's, but they don't know that.

They run to the mess hall, to see…

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 Whew! Long chapter! So, what do you guys think? It's not much of a cliffhanger is it, but oh well! If you want to flame me, flame me at ningning95@hotmail.com. Please review! I won't write more until I get 10 reviews! Review, oh wonderful people!