Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or Ranma. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi, although the plot of the story is all mine, ALL MINE! *cackles insanely*
Camp of the Chaotics
Chapter 5
Author's Note:
Hiya peoples! Whazzup? I'm high on those cream-puff things. Man, I'm gonna get fat! Anyways, thank you all reviewers. Special thanks to foureyedbookworm! You're the best friend ever and writer!!! For all of you who haven't read her story, The True Course Of Love Ne'er Ran Smooth, READ IT! *starts glaring at innocent bystanders and takes out a giant scythe* Sesshoumaru, as you asked, chapter 5! Review, peoples, review!
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Ranma looked stunned to hear what Keade had just said. 'I can go to Jusenkyo and find that spring to turn into a man! I'll never be a girl again!' Ranma snaps out of his thoughts and said, "You guys, we have to go win that trip!" Trying to sound casual so that his friends don't get weird ideas and find out that when splashed with cold water, he, Ranma Saotome, would become a girl, he said, "It would be a fun trip, and we can go together!"
'Girls in bikinis! What blissful heaven!' thought Miroku. "Yeah, it would be great to go a hot spring!"
Inu Yasha somehow read his thoughts. "You know, Miroku, the girls might not swim there. They might just look around!"
'I guess you haven't told them yet, Ranma. But you know they'll find out sooner or later! I bear with you and not tell, all the same!' thought Akane. "It would be great to go on vacation without family for a change!"
Suddenly, the wall of the cabin broke down, and a cloud of dust cut everything from view. When it settled, they saw a girl wearing Chinese clothes and carrying weapons that looked like balls stuck on sticks. She had purple hair. Then a tall guy who looked 17 who carried a wooden sword, wearing a dark blue robe and baggy black pants. Next to him, a girl with black hair wearing a green leotard, biting on a black rose, and waving a long ribbon. After her, a guy wearing a white robe and thick glasses on top of his head.
Ranma screamed. Then, he cleared his throat and said nervously, "Shampoo, Kuno, Mousse, Kadachi! What're you doing here!?"
Shampoo speaks up first. "Ah, ai-len (means loved one or darling in Chinese)! What you doing here? Come back and marry Shampoo!"
Then Kuno, "Beautiful Akane Tendo, I have come for you! I have come to" He's cut off by a falling log that Mousse cut off.
"Ranma Saotome, I have come to fight you and claim Shampoo from you!" cries Mousse. A few people start to mummer, "Why is he talking to the wall? Who are these people and where do they come from…"
"Mousse, put glasses on!" says Shampoo.
"Shampoo, you do care!" Mousse puts his glasses on and runs with his arms wide open to Shampoo. Shampoo kicks him with her foot, looking annoyed, and knocking him out.
"Ranma, darling, come to me and accept my love!" says Kadachi as she runs towards him and whips out a bouquet of black roses. Ranma sniffs them, then instantly falls to the floor, paralyzed. "Now, Ranma darling, be brave and accept my kiss!" said Kadachi, bending over and preparing to kiss him. Akane, watching long enough, kicks Ranma far, far away, until he became a shining star. (Akane never kicks the girl. Always poor Ranma!)
Thankfully, at the moment, Ukyo arrives with her okonomiyaki cart. "Fresh okonomiyaki! Come and get it!" Instantly, a LOT of people run up to her.
Keade walks in the mess hall due to the noise. When she sees the damage, she yells, "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!!!!"
Kuno, who's like, very rich, quickly says, "My repairmen should be here in an hour."
"GOOD! Now, would you like to sign up to camp? We have a few extra cabins," she says in a sweet and polite voice. Everyone sweat-drops at her change of moods.
Kuno and the others, rush up to her.
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Meanwhile, in Inu Yasha's town…
We see a girl who looks a lot like Kagome walking down a street. She doesn't seem to notice a guy following her.
'Where is that Inu Yasha. If it's the last thing I do, I get him!' thinks Kikyo. "Naraku, stop following me!""But Kikyo, what are you talking about?" Naraku says.
Kikyo HMPs.
Kikyo arrives in front of Inu Yasha's house. She knocks on the door and Inu Yasha's mother opens the door. Instantly, Kikyo becomes the nice, sweet girl, she wishes everybody knows her as.
When she learned Inu Yasha was at Camp Shikon, she says out loud, "Camp Shikon, here I come!"
Naraku hears the whole thing. 'So she want's to go to camp. I, Naraku, will follow!'
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Okay people, that was chapter 5! Did you like it? Review, review, review! That little purple button is calling your name! Also, thanks to all who reviewed! *hugs all of you wonderful reviewers* Anyways, Flameraven, Kuno WILL get his poetic ass kicked by Inu Yasha in chapter 6! I'm not writing until I get 20 reviews!
