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Camp of the Chaotics Chapter 7Author's Note:
It's me again, totally-wicked. Writing my okay story about Ranma and Inu Yasha. I so happy that you all reviewed me! Yay! I promised fluff in the chapter, but it's not a lot. I try to make people happy one at a time! Anyways, thanks to all who reviewed. Special thanks to Amaya (I'm soooo sorry I forgot screen name!) and foureyedbookworm! Flameraven, chill! Kuno gets his butt kicked in this chapter! Also, the only reason that Kadachi and Shampoo were evenly matched was because Kadachi kinda gave Shampoo a rose containing some paralyze gas and she sniffed it. Happy? You guys are soooooo great! And here's the story!
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Like he said, Ryoga went and signed up for camp (four days later!). When he finally signed up, he was assigned to cabin 1 and Mousse was asked to help him around. Mousse formed another alliance with Ryoga, because he didn't care who got Akane as long as he got Shampoo.
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After dinner the night Ryoga showed up, Keade announced that everyone would go swimming the next day. Miroku looked like he was dead and in heaven. Sango looked like Kaede had just told her that she just ate poison.
As the guys walked to their cabin, Miroku asked Inu Yasha if he liked Kagome. Inu Yasha was always chased by girls at their high school. There was that girl, Kikyo, who a looked like Kagome a little bit, he remembered, that had really creeped him out. Unlike Kagome, she had the coldest eyes and smile, and had always followed Inu Yasha almost everywhere.
Inu Yasha blushed, but luckily it was dark so Miroku didn't see. "W-well, she's really n-nice," he stuttered out.
Miroku understanding, nodded his head. "Okay, thanks for the warning! I was wondering if I should go for her or not. Since you like her, I'll take Sango."
Inu Yasha got that I'm-gonna-kill-you look and growled. "What? You were going to ask her out?"
"Yeah, you better ask her before some other guy does! Men aren't blind!" said Miroku a bit too loudly.
Inu Yasha was silent (for once in his life!).
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In the girl's cabin…
"Hey Sango, what were you and Miroku talking about at dinner? Don't you hate him?" asked Kagome.
"Well, um, Kagome, do you like Inu Yasha?" Sango said, changing the subject.
Kagome got one of those, why-are-you-changing-the-subject-but-okay look. "W-well, he's p-p-pretty nice, and he is c-c-cute," she stammered
"Oh, just wondering," Sango said, looking at the ground. 'Miroku and me have to get them together!' she thought.
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The guys walked into their cabin, only to see someone on Inu Yasha's bed. The room was dark, so they couldn't really see who it was.
Annoying Author's Note:
I could leave it right here, just to make you people mad, but I'm not (or you wonderful people will probably come after me!).
They turned on the light.
"Kikyo!" yelled Inu Yasha.
"Hi Inu Yasha, you still remember me?" Kikyo said with a smile on her face. It was almost scary!
"What are you doing here?" he said, in a softer tone.
"Well, I couldn't find you at home, so I followed you here!" she said. "Are you glad to see me?"
"Who would be glad to see you?" muttered Miroku.
"Oh, Miroku! Didn't see you there? And who's the guy behind you?" said Kikyo, suddenly spotting Ranma and Miroku.
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Can anyone tell me what's going on here?"
"Ranma, this is Kikyo, a girl in my class at home. She follows me around a lot," explained Inu Yasha. "Hey, Kikyo, are you staying at camp, too?" turning to Kikyo.
"Well, yes! I'm going to be staying at cabin 3!" said Kikyo, smiling even more broadly.
"Hey, isn't that the same cabin Kadachi and Shampoo are sharing? I hope they get along!" asked Miroku.
"Well, Kikyo, you should get back to your cabin," said Inu Yasha, opening the door and forcing a smile.
"Well, okay, Inu Yasha. See you tomorrow!" she said.
Inu Yasha slammed the door after her.
"Why is she here, Miroku," Inu Yasha hissed.
"I was going to ask you that!" said an equally pissed Miroku.
"Um, I'm still confused," said Ranma.
"Well," said Inu Yasha, sitting on a chair. "The bitch goes to our school. She follows me EVERYWHERE! She's asked me out, like 9 times! I can't get rid of her!"
"Oh, sorta like Kadachi, Shampoo, and Ukyo, right?" said a now understanding Ranma.
"Yeah," Inu Yasha said.
"Tell you what, this is one girl even I wouldn't grope," said Miroku.
"She's that bad?"
"YES!"
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Naraku, as you know, had followed Kikyo to camp. Along with him, he dragged his hence-man Kouga. They were both assigned to cabin 1. Kikyo brought Kagura.
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The next day before breakfast, Kagome, Sango, and Akane walked in the mess hall to find: a Miroku chasing after Shampoo, a Ranma trying to get Kadachi away from him, a Mousse telling everyone in the room, "Shampoo, we are made for each other," a Kuno running towards them, a Inu Yasha easing away from Kikyo, and a Naraku chasing after Kikyo.
Kagome was looking shocked at everything; Akane was trying hide behind something from Kuno; and Sango was glaring at Miroku.
Kuno ran to them, "Fair ladies, wi" Miroku, who used a staff to knock him out, stopped him short.
"Will you bear my child?" Miroku asked, finishing the sentence, and flashing them a smile.
"PERVERT!" all three of them screamed, and toke out GIANT mallets that Akane had given them.
Miroku's eyes looked wide and then he toke off running.
The girls looked wild and ran after him smashing the mallets and yelling curses.
Suddenly, the door slammed open. A very angry looking Keade walked in. A very angry Keade opened her mouth.
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS GOING ON HERE!" she shouted.
Everything went quiet and everyone went to their seats and started eating.
After breakfast, everyone went to the tennis courts. Kagome played Inu Yasha (Sango suggested it, major blushing from the perfect couple), Sango and Miroku, Akane with Ranma (complements from the great Miroku), Shampoo with Mousse (who put his glasses on and he remembered they were on his head, Yay!), Ukyo with Keade (Ryoga is lost somewhere), Naraku and (to her great disgust) Kikyo, and Kouga and Kagura (which I think should be together when nobody's available). Everyone started playing and the rest of the morning past without major events. Lunch was without havoc, unless you count a lot of girls screaming pervert at Miroku.
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After lunch, Kuno went up to Kagome, much to her great unhappiness.
"Most beautiful Kagome, I will date with you!" cried Kuno.
"Wha? HELL NO!" Kagome had not expected this and was very confused.
Kuno wrapped his arm around her waist and started to imagine their "future together." Kagome looked sheepish and ready to beat the living crap out of Kuno.
"Back off, Kuno. The girl probably hates you," Inu Yasha walked up to them.
"And just who are you?"
"My name is Inu Yasha. I suppose you're the guy that Akane hates. What's up with the sword?"
"You know nothing. This sword is one of the greatest weapons on earth!" Kuno looked at Inu Yasha's side and found that he also had a sword. "I am upperclassman Kuno, the captain of the Kendo Club at Furinkan High, undefeated new star of the high school fencing world, called Blue Thunder by my peers challenges you!"
It was Inu Yasha's turn to look sheepish at the LONG as hell name. "Sure, a fencing match, right? 4:00 if that's fine with you, at the field behind the mess hall. Don't be late." He then toke Kagome's hand, blushed, and said, "Come on Kagome, let's get away from this freak." Kagome nodded and flushed a bright pink.
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4:00 came. Inu Yasha and Kuno walked into the field. Everyone (everyone that has to be there, that is) was there watching.
Inu Yasha pulled out his sword. Everyone gasped at the beautiful weapon, blazing like fire. Inu Yasha saw everyone's amazement and smirked.
"This is Tetsusaiga, the steel cleaving fang. It's an heirloom, passed down for hundreds of years. I don't know anything, right, Kuno?"
Kuno was momentarily stunned, but he decided to ignore the comment. Changing the subject, he said, "Stop gibbering, and start fighting! The winner of this fight gets to take Kagome out!"
It was Inu Yasha's turn to be stunned. Then he nodded.
Kagome looked like she was going to die.
Kuno rushed forward and starting striking at an amazing fast rate. Inu Yasha dodges every one of the strikes. Kagome gasps, but continues to watch.
"It's my turn to attack now Kuno!" yelled Inu Yasha. He raises the sword, and with tremendous strength, brought it crashing down on Kuno. Kuno, luckily, ran to the side and the sword crashed down on the ground, making a huge BOOM. As the dust and dirk cleared, everyone saw a HUGE crater.
Inu Yasha looked murderous that he had missed. His violet eyes glowed. He sighed. "You were lucky that time, but this will end soon.
Once again, he raised his sword. He jumped up and brought this sword down. Kuno's sword went up. (This next part is in sloooow motion, you now, when they do the "all important" events and everything is dramatic.)
Kuno's sword looked whole, but then slide down to the ground, in two pieces.
"I win," said Inu Yasha, grinning.
Kagome smiles, then faints.
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I know, really crappy chapter. Not enough fluff. Can you "die a happy man" now, Flameraven? I was wondering if I should make the characters in this story all go to Furinkan High (well, not Kadachi, who goes to some all girl's school). Also, should I make Kadachi fall for Inu Yasha? Tell me by the end of the story, which will me like, 17-18 chapters for the going to the same school and the Kadachi thing by chapter 8, okay? I need 36 reviews okay to write more, so review, review!
