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Camp of the Chaotics
Chapter 9
Author's Note:
Hiya all! How are you guys? Thank you all for reviewing! I *sniff* adored them! Also, Kadachi will fall for Inu Yasha, and will get it on with Kikyo. Ha for them! Aren't I so annoying for writing all this at the beginning of each and every chapter? Ha! I'm very high on candy *hugs the huge bag* so if I sound crazy, I am! Read and review!
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Inu Yasha opened his mouth, and said, "Um, well, um, HEY! Look out the window!"
Everyone outside falls anime style. Sango, Miroku, Ranma and Akane barged through the door. Everyone slaps him in the back of the head, then leaves in an orderly fashion and slams the door.
Kagome sweat drops.
"Um, well, I have to go, okay?" says Inu Yasha as he suddenly looks at his imaginary watch. "See you later!" He runs out the door, and trips over his dear friends. His eyes look red and he somehow finds and giant axe. Everyone runs off screaming. Inu Yasha runs after them.
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That night…
Sango and Akane were in the cabin and sitting in a corner whispering. They had brought Kagome dinner and dessert (which they ate almost all of!). Kagome looked at them with great interest.
"What are you guys talking about? Come on, you can trust me," she said from her bed.
Sango and Akane looked very guilty, like they had eaten half of Kagome's dessert (which they did) and then told her that raccoons had taken it from them *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*.
Akane spoke first, "Um, we were, um talking about the, um, hike tomorrow!"
"Yeah, the hike and how to find more Shikon Shards!" Sango said, with a stronger voice.
"Oh. I almost thought you were talking about how you were going to set me up with Inu Yasha-kun," she said, with a laugh. "This fainting business has really gotten to my head!"
Sango and Akane looked like they had went to the fair and found out that all the junk food there was turned into, might I say, HEALTHY FOODS! (okay, that was really crazy)
"W-why would we b-be talking ab-bout that?" said Akane in a very fake voice.
"Yeah! We h-have no business in your l-love life!" said Sango in an equally fake and strained voice.
"We're going hiking tomorrow!?" Kagome JUST worked that out in her head.
"Yeah, Keade told us at dinner! We're going to meet her at the edge of the forest after lunch. We're going with Inu Yasha, Ranma, Miroku, Kadachi, Shampoo, these two other girls, Kikyo and Kagura, Mousse, Kuno (Kagome shuttered), and these two guys, Naraku and Kouga. She said we should dress pretty warmly and carry a very small backpack with snacks, insect repellent, for you, some oden (Kagome looked very happy), umbrella, and well, that's about it," said Akane, now in a very sure voice.
"This is going to be fun! I have to start packing!" Kagome said, jumping out of bed and rummaging through her trunks for a smaller backpack.
When found a smaller version of her huge one and started packing.
Sango and Akane sweat dropped.
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In cabin 5…
Ranma and Miroku were holding blunt instruments to kill Inu Yasha with. Ranma walked over to the door and locked it. Inu Yasha backed to the back of the room with his hand up in innocence.
"Guys! What did I do?!" he said almost tripping over one of the trunks.
"You had a chance to go out with Kagome. I almost got killed because of you, and you miss out on the opportunity and turn on us with an axe," said a very pissed Ranma holding a chair.
"Yeah, Inu Yasha-kun. You have to ask her out, or die a long painful death," said a hissing Miroku (you can see his expression in Inu Yasha volume 7, scroll 3, page 61, top of the page [he's giving Jaken a noogie], to be exact), holding his staff.
"Well, um, hey guys, we're friends!" said a now very scared Inu Yasha. "Besides, what if she rejected me or something? Kikyo would try to kill me!"
"You're a coward, Inu Yasha!" growled Ranma.
"Inu Yasha, one more chance is all you get!" said the hissing Miroku.
"Okay, okay!" said a very nervous Inu Yasha.
"Good," said Miroku and Ranma together.
"Now, who wants to peek on the girls?" said the suddenly happy Miroku.
"MIROKU, YOU PERVERT!" they both yelled. "Okay, let's go!"
Miroku went crazy with excitement.
They very quietly went to the girl's cabin and put their ears to the door. The girls were talking about an anime they all liked, when Sango heard loud whispering outside the door.
"You guys, I think the guys are outside! Let's invite them in and play truth or dare!" she whispered. She had suddenly got a great an idea and she needed Inu Yasha to play.
"Okay," said the other two, confused but bored.
Sango walked to the door and opened it. As she thought, the three guys were outside. "Hey guys, I won't beat the living hell out of you guys if you come in and play truth or dare with us!" she said, with an almost serious expression.
All three of them nodded. Anything to not get Sango hunting them down.
"Okay!" she said, inviting them in with a smile.
They all settled down on the floor in a circle.
"I go first!" said Sango. "Inu Yasha, truth or dare?"
Inu Yasha smirked and said, "Feh! Truth."
"Do you want to go out with Kagome-chan?"
Kagome looked shocked, but inside, she was dying to know the answer.
Inu Yasha blushed. "Well, um, yes," he said as his blush doubled.
Kagome smiled and blushed, too.
"Okay, my turn. Akane, truth or dare?"
"Um, dare."
"I dare you to make out with Ranma for 2 minutes," he said, with a wicked smirk. Then he recollected his thoughts. "That, or telling Kuno that you love him."
Akane and Ranma blushed until they were the color of ripe tomatoes. Akane looked mad, then said, "Fine, I'll kiss Ranma." Kagome smiled and got a timer out.
Akane leaned in towards Ranma's face. Ranma himself looked like he was bursting to die. And they kissed.
'When I get done with this, I'm going to kill Inu Yasha! I fell like a fool! He's not even kissing back!' thought Akane.
'I feel really stupid…She's a good kisser! Ahh! Where did that come from! Should I kiss her back?' thought Ranma.
"Tongue! Tongue! Tongue!" Miroku yelled.
Ranma leaned in and deepened the kiss. Akane was shocked, but leaned in, too.
DING! The timer went off. Everyone watching went mad.
Akane and Ranma leaned back and, for the rest of the night, didn't look at each other.
Then Akane remembered. "Miroku-kun, truth or dare?"
Miroku smiled and said, "Dare."
"I dare you to wear one of Kagome's bras for the rest of the night."
Miroku looked sick. Inu Yasha cracked up in laughter.
Kagome giggled and got one of her bras. Black lace. Miroku looked like he was going to die.
"Go put it on in the bathroom, Miroku," said Akane, laughing like crazy.
Miroku came out wearing a big frown. Everyone looked at him, and blew up laughing.
"Okay. Sango, truth or dare?"
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