Disclaimer: Inu Yasha and Ranma are both really cute (Sesshoumaru, he's a major hunk! *drools*), but sadly, I don't own them.

Camp of the Chaotics

Chapter 10

Author's Note:

I finally reached the 50 reviews line! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YAY! SO HAPPY FOR ME! Okay, don't read that. I was crazy, now I'm sane. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Ignore that, too. I'm just happy! Thank you so much everyone! *worships all you wonderful reviewers* Anyways, here's the next chapter to this crazy fan fiction. If I'm stealing the truth or dare thing at all, I'm really sorry. I was just feeling crazy (read the story, Inu Yasha Bloopers. It's so funny!) and a little high on cotton candy (my wonderful, nice, bratty, snotbrained, idiotic cousin went to the circus [I was too busy writing chapter 9] and brought it for me). The next chapter, enjoy!

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"Okay Sango, truth or dare?" asked a frowning Miroku.

"Truth," she said as she smiled. Choosing dare would mean dying in pervert hell.

"Why did you make us play this game?"

Sango looked surprised, then said, "So I can get Akane and Ranma and Kagome and Inu Yasha together."

Akane and Ranma looked ready to kill, while Inu Yasha and Kagome blushed.

"My turn! Kagome-chan! Truth or dare?" said Sango with a very wicked grin.

Kagome decided to take a risk and said, "Dare, but if it's really bad, I'm killing you!"

Sango's smile was huge! "Kagome, I dare you to spend 20 minutes in the closet with Inu Yasha!"

Kagome got up, walked over to Sango, and whispered into her ear, "Sango, Miroku's really gonna like your next dare!"

Sango gulped, but quickly recovered. "Are you going to do it?"

Kagome blushed. 'Why does she always do this to me? Inu Yasha is going to kill me!' "I'll do it."

Miroku forgot his situation, and cracked up. "Inu Yasha, are you going to show her a good time?"

"DIE MIROKU! YOU ARE SO DEAD! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DIE A LONG, PAINFUL DEATH," Inu Yasha yelled as he blushed like a cherry.

Kagome went to her bag, and started looking for something. She pulled out a very large carving knife. "Miroku! I'm going to make sure you never help have any children!" she yelled.

Miroku screamed like a woman (or like Ranma when he sees a cat). "Please don't hurt me! PLEASE!"

"Kagome, would you like some oden?" said Sango, remembering her friend's weakness.

"Oden!" said Kagome in a very dreamy voice.

"Give me my oden! Oden! Oden! Oden, my love!" she said in a sing-song voice.

"Akane, do you think you can find the oden in her pack?" asked Sango.

"Yeah, I'll try," replied Akane.

"Oden! I'm gonna have oden! Yay! Lots of oden!" Kagome said.

Inu Yasha, Miroku, and Ranma looked very scared.

"Oden! I found it!" Akane yelled.

Kagome grabbed the oden and started eating it, all the while saying 'I love you, oden.'

When she finished, Sango said, "In the closet you go Kagome!"

Kagome gulped and asked, "Do I have to? Can I have oden afterwards?"

"Yes, now go!" said Sango, giving Kagome a push towards the closet.

The guys shoved Inu Yasha towards Kagome.

"Now be good, you two!" yelled Miroku.

They slammed the door shut and pressed their ears to the door.

"Oh yeah, Inu Yasha! That's the way to do it! You're so good!" they heard Kagome moan. They gave each other stares.

"What are you talking about, Kagome! Higher, higher!" Inu Yasha said.

They crew outside heard more comments like this. When the 20 minutes were up, they opened the door…to find Inu Yasha and Kagome giving each other massages! Everyone falls anime style. (What'd you think they were doing? Sickos!)

"What? It's 20 minutes already?" asked Kagome.

"You are really good, Kagome!" said Inu Yasha, smiling.

Kagome blushed. "Thanks, Inu Yasha-kun."

Kagome pulled Sango from the floor with one wicked, wicked grin. "Sango honey, dare…or dare? You don't have a choice,"

Sango looks very little. She gets up and says, "I have some homework to do. See you later!"

Kagome pulls the back of her shirt. "Sango, I dare you to give Miroku a lap dance for 10 minutes!"

Miroku grins and suddenly looks like he's going to explode.

Sango very nearly faints. "Do I have to? Kagome, you're my bestest friend!"

"Yes you do. See what you made me do! Although I really liked Inu Yasha's massage, hehe. (said in a very small voice, hence the type) You're not getting away with it!"

Miroku howls with glee. "Lady Kagome, you are truly an oasis in the desert, a snow day before a huge test, a,"

"Shut up, Miroku, I'm not doing this for you. It's for Sango!" Kagome interrupts. "Do it Sango."

Having no choice, Sango did her dare. In the middle of it, Miroku yelled, "Hey, Inu Yasha, don't you wish Kagome was doing this to you?" Inu Yasha and Kagome blush.

When Sango was done, she started smacking Miroku in the face. SMACK! SMACK!

"What did I do?" said a whining Miroku.

"What do you think, hentai?" answered Sango.

"Good, you did it Sango!" said a very happy Kagome.

Sango then asked Ranma, "Truth or dare, Ranma?"

Ranma, not trusting Sango, said, "Truth."

"What did you think of your kiss with Akane?" Sango asked happily.

Ranma blushed (lots of blushed, hai? These characters are lucky I didn't make them play Seven Minutes in Heaven! *Everyone but Miroku walks over to totally-wicked and smacks her on the head. What'd they do that for?*)

"Well, um, she is a, um, good kisser…I um, liked it, better than Shampoo's kisses," he said.

Akane blushed and, being high on laughter, asks, "You wanna do it again sometimes?"

Ranma goes crazy and starts banging his head on the wall, almost collapsing it.

"Good one, Akane!" says Kagome as she and Sango high five her.

"Ranma, man, are you okay?" asks Inu Yasha. "Don't let feminine charms faze you."

Kagome hears and walks over to him. Reaching up to stroke his cheek, in a chillingly nice and seductive voice, she asks, "What do you mean, Inu baby?" A smile lights her face.

"Um, I-I m-mean n-n-nothing, K-Kagome," said Inu Yasha, slurring his words.

Ranma looks almost sheepish. Hitting Inu Yasha's head, he said, "Feminine charms don't faze you, eh?"

Kagome stops and goes over to the girls, where they laugh like crazy. Inu Yasha breaks from his "daze".

"Feh!"

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Finally done with chappy. Thanks to KawaiiFryingPanChick, foureyedbookworm, and narcoleptic shishkabob. You guys are the greatest! I now too tired to type more. Won't continue until get 61 reviews. Hope you like the chapter…*snores* Luv ya all!