Disclaimer: I own nothing 'cept the stuff in my room and the stuff I throw around the house, understand? If I owned Inu Yasha and Ranma, I'd be rich and owning the world's biggest bar of chocolate *drools*.
Camp of the Chaotics Chapter 11Author's Note:
Hi all! Sorry I didn't update faster, but I got another flame! Yet another person was pissed off at me for writing a story that sounds like Chaos at Camp This chapter is dedicated to KawaiiFryingPanChick, since we've been friends for like, a very long time, and she's the best (review Julia, do it or die *starts taking out her favorite thing in the world, other than chocolate, of course, a nice, sharp, big axe*)! I accept anonymous reviews, now, so read, review, and enjoy!
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"Kagome, that was a good one!" says Akane, in between laughs.
"Yeah, Inu Yasha-kun looked like he was dying of embarrassment!" Sango said, cracking up as well.
Inu Yasha now looks like he's ready to kill something. "Well, it's getting late, so I'm going back to our cabin. See ya tomorrow!"
Ranma and Miroku nodded and followed him.
After about a minute, bouts maniacal laughter is heard from outside. "I guess someone saw Miroku!" said Kagome.
The girls started laughing again, remembering the man's harassing dare. Then they remembered the dares they had to do. Akane, Sango, and Kagome started laughing and talking about them.
"You know, girls, we should do that tomorrow. Teasing them with 'feminine charms'!" Kagome says, doing the quotation mark signs with her fingers.
"Yeah! They just might fall of a cliff in embarrassment!" Sango says. "I wouldn't mind seeing Miroku fall!"
"I can finally pay Ranma back for all the times he was a jerk!" Akane exclaims, happy at last.
"All right! We'll do it!" Kagome yells, high fiving everyone.
In the guys cabin...
"I can't believe that they made fools of us!" growled Inu Yasha.
"At least you didn't have to wear a bra out in public!" hisses Miroku. "My reputation will be ruined!"
"Um, Miroku, your reputation is already ruined!" Inu Yasha said, in his normal voice.
Ranma sits in a corner tending his swollen head. Muttering under his breath, he said, "Akane, if it's the last thing I do, I'll get you back!"
Inu Yasha suddenly got an idea. (Seriously, you could almost see the light bulb light up!) "Here, guys, come over here. I think I know how to pay them back!"
"What?" both guys ask.
The next day...
Sango and Akane have already woken up. Sango is wearing a pair of black denim pants and a white t-shirt that said, "Come On Over!" in silver letters. Akane was wearing pair of blue jeans (I swear the girl never wears jeans) and a blue t-shirt that had a rhinestone heart on it. They both had tennis shoes on. Their backpacks, one blue and one black, ready for the hike later along with some boots, were on their beds.
"Wake up, Kagome," yelled Sango. She knew how hard Kagome was to wake sometimes.
Kagome flipped over to the other side.
"Kagome, we're going to be late!" cried Akane.
Kagome hide under her covers.
"Kagome, I have oden!" said Sango in a soft voice.
Kagome jolts and says, "Where's my oden?"
"Right here," Sango pulls out the pack. "You eat, then get dressed, okay?"
"Okay. Give it to me!"
Kagome eats like a wild animal. "All done!" she yells. She then got up, and grabbed a pair of gray jeans (the only reason there are all wearing jeans is because hiking without them is like bungee jumping without the elastic rope thing tied to your ankles. Ouch!) and a blue t-shirt that highlighted her gray-blue eyes. Then she threw her gray backpack (just slightly bigger then Sango's and Akane) onto her bed. She found her hiking boots and threw them on, too. Running to the bathroom, she toke a quick shower and then put on the clothes. Then she put on some light makeup (a little foundation, a bit of mascara, some lip gloss) and brushed her raven black hair, then her teeth. "Okay! Ready to go!" she said to her friends.
Sango and Akane were amazed at how fast she was. Sango recovered first and said, "Okay Kagome! Let's go!"
Together they ran to the mess hall.
In the guys cabin...
Everything was a mess. Magazines were thrown around the room. Chip bags were littering the floor. Clothes were hanging everywhere. Guys were snoring on their beds. Clock reading 8:51. This all equals: Guys being late to breakfast and trying to remember what happened last night, causing major blushes.
To Shampoo, Kadachi, Kikyo, and Kagura's cabin...
They had spent the whole night trying to think of a plan on
how to get rid of Kagome and Akane. Kagura was drooling over Kouga and had
heard from
Kikyo that he was drooling over Kagome secretly. Kikyo (I'm making her slutty,
bi*chy, a gossip, and a cheerleader) had found out that "her" Inu baby was
going to hike that day, along with Ranma and the rest of the "motley" crew.
They had convinced Keade that they too wanted to go hiking.
Everyone had woken up in cabin 3. Kikyo was wearing a very tight halter, a pair of shorts (I hate this little bi*tch. I'm going to make her die as much as I can!), short enough that she could have been taken for a prostitute, and a pair of tight, black, pleather (plastic leather, if you don't know) boots. Shampoo was wearing her colorful Chinese clothes. Kadachi was a leotard top and a pair of dark blue jeans. Kagura (I have never seen this girl, so I'm throwing together some clothes for her) was wearing a pale yellow shirt with a pair of khaki pants.
Kagura toke one look at Kikyo and asked, "Um, Kikyo? Don't you think it's a little cold to be wearing that?" 'She needs to learn that looking like a prostitute is NOT a good thing!'
"Of course not! Do you think Inu Yasha will like it?" she asked, twirling around.
"I don't know Kikyo, why don't you ask him later?" Kagura answered, knowing that he wouldn't but she wanted to be on Kikyo's good side.
"You hurry up! Must see Ranma now! You make us late!" yelled Shampoo.
"All right, all right!" Kikyo yelled.
Quick Author's Note:
You might be asking why Ukyo isn't in the cabin. Remember her cart? She sets up a tent (like Ryoga) and sleeps in there, so even though she was assigned to a cabin, she doesn't live in it. Just wanted to clear that up.
"Let's go! I have to see my Ranma darling!" Kadachi says, rushing outside.
"No! Not your! Ranma is Shampoo husband!" said Shampoo.
"We can find that out later! Come on, we need to go!" yelled Kikyo, wanting to find Inu Yasha.
The fighting girls gave her death stares, but they ran to the mess hall anyways.
In cabin 1...
Kuno is outside practicing with his sword. As always, he was imaging the joyful faces of Kagome, the Pigtailed Girl, and Akane after he defeated/killed Ranma and Inu Yasha. 'I shall make you mine!' he thought.
Mousse was walking around looking for his glasses, since he lost them.
Naraku and Kouga were sitting in the cabin, whispering in the corner.
"So you like that Kagome girl. Well, after we make Kikyo mine, you can have her," said Naraku when he heard about Kouga's secret crush.
"Thank you, boss," replied Kouga, now knowing he could start calling Kagome his woman now. If Naraku wanted something, he got it. After all, he was the son of a multi-millionaire and had his own gang.
Author being really talkative:
Just a quick, crazy idea. Should I make the whole gang play stripe poker late? Man, I know that Inu Yasha and Ranma are going to be real buff! *starts drooling like crazy* Hehe!
Mess hall...
Kagome, Sango, and Akane are at a table starting to eat, when Inu Yasha, Miroku, and Ranma rush in. (I do not fell like describing guy clothes because it's boring...)
Miroku, rushing ahead as usual, ran up to the girls. All three of them grabbed a mallet from thin air and held them up, without looking up from breakfast. Miroku stayed where he was, but it didn't stop him from saying this, "Hi, Sango baby! I know that you enjoyed what you did last night!"
Sango looked up. "Kagome-chan, can I borrow your large carving knife?" she asked sweetly.
"Sure, Sango! Just make sure you use it properly," returned Kagome, smirking and finding her knife from the invisible anime weapon world!
"N-never m-mind, S-s-sango-sama. I-I j-just said t-that I k-know that y-you liked d-d-daring p-people..." Miroku nervously trailed on.
"Well, Kagome, do you mind if I keep this for a while?" Sango asked. "I don't seem to need it just now."
Understanding perfectly, Kagome said, "Sure! That's fine. I have a couple more anyways!"
Ranma and Akane suddenly caught each other's gazes. They both blushed, and looked away.
'I really hope that he's not mad at me for yesterday!' thought Akane.
'She didn't look like she wanted to kill me. Maybe it's safe to say something.' Ranma thought, looking around for a place to hide in case he was wrong.
Suddenly, the door banged open, and in walked Kikyo. "Inu Yasha baby, where are you?"
Miroku looked ready to crack up at Inu Yasha's face, who was staring at her like she was the very gate of hell.
"Guys, who is that?" asked Kagome, wondering who the slut was.
"Kagome, that's Kikyo, the girl we told you about yesterday. I heard from Ranma that she's in love with Inu Yasha-kun and has been stalking him," said Akane. She didn't like her.
"Does Inu Yasha like her?" asked Kagome, staring down so her blush wouldn't show.
"Um, hi Kikyo. How are you! Well, I'm going to get some food, so, bye!" said Inu Yasha, trying to get as far away from Kikyo as he could.
"Kagome, what do you think?" asked Sango, hearing Akane and Kagome's conversation.
"I guess no," said Kagome. In her mind, she was sighing with relief. 'Do I like him? Why am I happy that he doesn't like her?' she asked herself.
"Wait, Inu baby! I'll go with you!" Kikyo yelled, rushing after him.
"NO!" he yelled, a bit too loud. "I mean, no. I can go myself," he said, in a softer tone.
"Well, alright, but I'll be waiting for you!" Kikyo said, a bit disappointed, but sounding happy nontheless.
"Okay, bye, bye! See ya!" he yelled as he hid behind a chair.
------------------------------------------------------- I really have to go, so I'll write more later. I won't be able to update as often, because school started, so please don't be mad. Um, review and thanks to everyone!