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Camp of the Chaotics

Chapter 12

Author's Note:

What's up? I have not written in like, a week! That's terrible, but stupid high school and dumb teachers and boring homework just takes up all my time (not to mention a hint of writer's block [NOOOOOOOOO] that's stumping me)! Thank you all for reviewing! 100 reviews…Wow! I didn't think that anyone would like this story at all at the beginning! A special thanks to Itadakimasu, who reviewed EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER! This is for you! As always, please review! It keeps me going! Looking for more! *crawls on the ground looking for reviews*

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'He got away again! What's it take to get him!' thought a very angry Kikyo. Seeing that everyone was staring at her, she snapped, "Well, what are you looking at?! Get to your own beeswax!"

Kagome stared, shocked at the immediate change in the girl. She looked at Sango and Akane. "Did she just turn into a psycho witch?"

Akane and Sango nodded. "No wonder Inu Yasha never liked her!" said Sango.

"Well, lovely ladies. Seems you've met evil Kikyo!" said Miroku, suddenly appearing.

"Don't you dare touch me, Miroku," said Sango, glaring at him. "Anyway, now that we got that clear, what more do you know about Kikyo?"

"Well…" Miroku said, testing Sango's patience. Sango started reaching behind her back. "Okay, okay! She, as you know, stalks Inu Yasha. She is pure evil! She follows Inu Yasha everywhere, not to mention the boys' locker room, and she thinks that Inu Yasha likes her! She's a cheerleader, too, not to mention being the top of our district in archery."

"Really?!" said Sango. "Hey, Kagome, aren't you the top of our district, too?"

"Well, yeah, but I've never heard of her!" said Kagome uncertainly.

"Well, Kagome-chan, how about-" Miroku is interrupted by Inu Yasha, who was crawling on the floor. "Well, Inu Yasha! What are you doing here?"

"Shut up! I need to stay away from that bi*ch!" Inu Yasha hissed.

"Oh, okay," said a confused Miroku.

"Inu Yasha, how'd you get into this mess?" asked Akane.

"Well, it's a very long story…"

~ Flashback

We see Inu Yasha practicing with his sword (I forget how to spell it, so yeah…) by himself. Kikyo walks into the picture.

Looking at him, she asked, "Can you please tell me where the archery targets are?" Her thoughts were going to, 'Wow! He is so hot! And with my looks, he'll be mine!'

Inu Yasha stops for a second and looks at her. 'Damn! What's up with girls today! Why can they leave me ALONE!' Not looking at her, he said, "I don't know, wrench! Leave me alone!"

Kikyo's eyes fill up with fake tears (she's so evil that she really never cries for real). "So you hate me, too?! I'm new here and I don't know anything and everyone hates me! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" she howls.

Inu Yasha immediately wished he hadn't said that. "N-no! I don't hate you! Will you stop crying?!"

Kikyo stops and says, "You don't?!"

"No!"

"Okay then!" says the happy Kikyo, who, of course has forgotten everything about archery. She leaps away.

'Ha! Fooled from a child's trick! He sure is dumb, but his good looks make up for it! He'll be MINE!'

Author's Note: Nobody hears Kikyo's thoughts, so don't get confused.

End of Flashback ~

"So after that, she started following you everywhere?" asked Ranma, who had gotten here at the beginning of the flashback.

"Yeah. Her and the rest of the mob that follow me around," Inu Yasha says miserably.

"What mob?" asked Kagome.

"You know, his fan club!" Miroku says.

"Oh…" Kagome says. Everyone can tell she's a little mad and suspicious.

"I'm not interested in any of them!" Inu Yasha says angrily.

"Well, that's what they all say," Akane says, looking at Ranma.

"WHAT?!" Ranma yells. "I told you! I don't like any of them!"

"Well…" Akane looks a little mad.

"AKANE!"

"Okay, okay! You don't like any of your lovers, fiancées, girlfriends…" Akane trails on.

"You want me to prove it?!" asks Ranma.

"Sure! Do what you want!" retorts Akane.

"Fine! I will!" Ranma says. He walks over to her and kisses her. Everyone stares and gasps.

Akane's mine was going crazy by now. 'Wow, his lips are soft! Hey! What am I thinking! Ranma doesn't like me! He likes Ukyo, or Shampoo, or maybe even Kodachi! What should I do?! Should I push him away? Or kick him to Tokyo? Man, he's hot! Where did that thought come from?! Ahhhhhh!'

Ranma was going ballistic. 'What the hell am I doing! She is so going to kill me! Why am I doing this?! Damn she's a good kisser! I'm going crazy here!'

"Don't they make such a cute couple?" Kagome whispers to Inu Yasha. Inu baby here is dreaming. 'Yeah, they are a cute couple. Dammit! I wish I was the one kissing!'

Inu Yasha's lil' voice comes in. 'So! Who do you want to kiss? Kagome?

'Well, yeah. I mean, shut up!' Inu Yasha says, now having a mind battle with himself.

Lil' voice, 'Sorry, really can't! Hehe! You like Kagome!'

Pissed Inu Yasha, 'I swear, I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you!'

'Suuuure! Beat the living shit out of yourself! Hehe! Gotta go!'

Kagome's voice shakes him out of his daydreams. "Inu Yasha? Are you okay?"

Inu Yasha shakes his head and says, "Yeah, I'm fine."

Just then, Ranma and Akane break out of the kiss.

"Do you see now, Akane?" Ranma asks, his hand cupped under her chin.

Akane's eyes fill up with tears, and she runs out of the mess hall.

Ranma: ……

"Ranma, Sango and I are going after Akane, so don't worry, okay?" Kagome says, a little worried about Akane. "C'mon Sango!"

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In the back of the girl's cabin ~

Akane is punching and kicking a dummy of Ranma. 'That JERK! The nerve of him! Why does he always play with my heart like this? That JERK, THAT JERK, THAT JERK!'

Kagome and Sango walk out back. Sango is the first to speak up. "Akane-chan, are you okay?"

"I'm fine" Akane replies with anger in her voice.

"Akane, don't you like Ranma?" Kagome asks.

"NO! He's selfish, a jerk, a jacka**, stupid, stubborn-" Akane is interrupted by Sango.

"So you mean that you like him, but you're mad because he has a fan club giggling after him, right?"

"NO!" said a blushing Akane.

"YEEAAHH…" says Kagome.

"But I don't!" Akane said as she pouted.

"Look Akane, we didn't come to argue about whether or not you like Ranma, okay? It's about this: Ranma likes you, and you like him," Akane pouts again, as Sango continues. "You don't have to admit it, but it's soooooooo obvious, 'kay? It's time you got the show on the road!"

Akane looked at them with a blank look on her face. "What?"

Kagome screamed, "GO OUT WITH RANMA! YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!" She then gasped for air and said, "Do you want breakfast?"

Sango and Akane sweat drop.

"So, let's go! I'm starving!" said a very hungry Kagome.

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In the mess hall, right after Kagome and Sango left…

Miroku walks up to Ranma. "Dude, it's okay. I mean, there's always the other girls that'll keep you 'company'" said Miroku as he did the finger thing for "company".

Inu Yasha walks up to Miroku and smacks him on the head.

"What was that for?" said poor Miroku, nursing his head.

"What do you think?" asked Inu Yasha, glaring at the pitiful monk. Then, turning to Ranma, he said, "Don't feel bad, man. She'll come around. We all know she likes you!"

Ranma looked terrible. In his head, a terrible mind battle was going on: whether or not to ask Akane to forgive him, to like him, or just to stay put! 'I didn't do anything wrong, did I? What is she going to do? Where is she? Why did she leave! I just don't understand!'

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The girls are back in the mess hall, present time…

Kagome looks starved. "Hey, when are we going to eat? Come on! Aren't you guys hungry?"

Inu Yasha decides to take a risk. "Hey Kagome! Are you always a glutton?"

Kagome glares at him. "Shut up Inu Yasha, you'd be starving, too if you just screamed bloody murder!"

Inu Yasha looks sideways to Sango. "She screamed bloody murder?"

"No, but you will if you keep her hungry too long," Sango answered.

"I'm going to eat!" said Kagome, and left the group.

As she waited in line, Kagome saw a guy come up to her. (Guess WHO! No really, is it Kouga, Sesshoumaru, or Naraku?) As he came closer, Kagome saw that he was really HOT! Tall, handsome, and with a rather cold expression on his face. He then smiled and offered his hand.

"Hi! My name is…Kouga! What's yours?" Kouga asked, his cold expression instantly a happy one.

"Hi, my name is Kagome. It's really nice to meet you!" Kagome answered, taking his hand and smiling back.

"I really like you, so you can be my woman!" Kouga said.

"What?" asked Kagome, confused.

Inu Yasha had come up after Kagome to get breakfast, and heard everything. Looking like he was about to rip Kouga to shreds, he stayed as quiet as he could to listen to them.

"I said, you can be my woman! We can go out!" Kouga happily said.

"Um, Kouga-kun, don't you think we're taking things a little too fast?" Kagome said, still with a hint of confusion in her voice.

We see Inu Yasha with lightning in the background. Had she just said Kouga-KUN?! Why wasn't she killing him right now?! 'GRRRRRRRR! That Kagome! What the hell is she thinking?'

'Well, if you say so… See you around! I'll wait for you if you decide to change your mind!" said the disappointed Kouga. He turned to go. "See ya!"

"Well, he was nice," said Kagome, talking to no one in particular.

Inu Yasha walked out and went next to Kagome. "So, wo was that guy?" he asked as if he hadn't heard anything.

"Oh, his name is Kouga. He seems really nice," Kagome answered. 'Well, if Inu Yasha doesn't go out with me, why wait for him? It would be better to get him jealous after all!'

"What were you guys talking about?" Inu Yasha asked again, persistant.

"Well, nothing really…" said Kagome, stubborn about not telling him.

"And nothing means…"

"Nothing!"

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After all their activities for the morning, hiking time!

"Aren't we supposed to meet Kaede right here?" asked Akane, standing at the edge of the forest with the rest of the gang.

"Yeah, but it seems that she's late!" answered Sango, checking her watch.

Right just then, Keade appeared with two young men and a little girl and boy. As she walked closer, they saw that she had a limp.

"Hi, everyone! This is Sesshoumaru, Jaken, Rin, and Shippo. Rin and Shippo is niece and nephew. I twisted my foot yesterday, so I can't hike. Instead, Sesshoumaru and Jaken are taking you!" she said as she pointed to certain people as she talked.

When Inu Yasha had heard Sesshoumaru's name, he instantly turned around. "Sesshoumaru, what the hell are you doing here?" he asked his hated half brother.

"You know each other?" Keade asked.

Sesshoumaru looked cold and expressionless as he said, "Oh yes. We're half brothers. So how are you, Inu Yasha?"

"Inu Yasha, you have a half brother?" Miroku asked, questionable. "Why didn't you ever tell me?"

"Let's just say that we're sworn enemies," said Inu Yasha with a hateful expression on his face.

"So fool, you still have the Tetsusaiga, I see," Sesshoumaru said, looking at Inu Yasha's side, where the sword was.

"Yes I do," Inu Yasha hissed. "Do you have a problem with it?"

"It's such a pity that just a magnificent sword like that has to fight in your hands," Sesshoumaru said cooly, his face still as expressionless and hard.

"Shut up!" Inu Yasha yelled, unable to contain his anger.

"You guys! Stop fighting!" Kagome screamed, over both of them. "Can't we just GO hiking and forget stories of swords and crap?"

"Well, she does have a point," Miroku says to Sango, who nods.

"So, Inu Yasha, got yourself a new wrench, huh?" Sesshoumaru said, glancing at Kagome, who shivers under his glare.

"Keep her out of this, Sesshoumaru," Inu Yasha said, trying hard not to blush.

"Why should I?" Sesshoumaru asked, well aware that Inu Yasha was about to kill him.

"All right, boys! I'm old and I can't take the stress, SO SHUT UP AND GROW UP, AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! I PAYED YOU, SESSHOUMARU, TO TEEN-SIT, AND YOU ACT MORE IMMATURE! INU YASHA, YOU BETTER BEHAVE!" Keade finally yelled, really pissed that she was missing her massage with a guy who looked like he was from Bay Watch.

Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru whimper with fear. (Poor things! I'll "comfort" them! I'm kidding! *Inu and Sess fans trample TW in mad rampage*)

Sesshoumaru was the first to snap out of being screamed at by Keade. "Fine. Come on children! Let's go!" he said mockingly.

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