Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Jason Mraz's "Remedy". If I did...*snicker* never mind. You don't wanna know.
Ryan: I do.
Doom: You already do.
Ryan: Oh. Well, there is yaoi and if you don't like it then I hope you get run over by truck carrying a bunch of yaoi and yuri mangas.
Doom: That's mean, Ryan!
Haku: And ironic. If you don't like yaoi, it'll kill you. *laughs*
Ryan: ^__^
Doom: -__-U Whatever. You guys should know the pairings by now.
Spat-Spat: Start the fic!!!
Note: I'm changing Duke to Otogi 'cause all the other names are in Japanese.
/Yami to Hikari/
//Hikari to Yami//
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"What?!?" Yami and Yugi both screamed.
Bakura jumped up and whacked his hikari on the back who was currently choking on a peanut M&M. Malik's jaw dropped has his yami snickered at the pharoah's misfortune.
/First him, now his hikari./
Marik didn't recieve an answer, Malik was to busy trying to compose himself. Jou and Seto just stared. Then, they looked at eachother. Back to Anzu, eachother, Anzu, eachother...well, you get the idea. Otogi and Honda, who had been silent every lunch period since the rumor started, gasped.
"It's true, I-I'm sorry that I misguided you for so long...I covered up my feelings for you by pretending to be in love with Yami. And...when you and Yami....and....I just couldn't stand it!" Anzu burst in to tears and ran away from the table who was left dumbfounded and speechless.
"Well...um....that was interesting, huh?" Ryou forced a laugh, trying to break the silence.
"Yeah..."
~~IN CLASS~~
The gang had settled down considerably since the prior incident and were working together on a project.
"Hey, have you ever noticed how bulky Tony the Tiger is? I think he might be on steriods." Jou said suddenly from the poster he was working on.
Everyone started laughing as Jou continued.
"No, seriously. I mean, he's supossed to be a role model for kids when he's doin' that."
"Jou, how do you know he's on steroids?" Yami asked actually wondering what answer his friend would come up with.
"Well, I think it's kinda obvious. His voice is so deep and he's bigger then a freakin' elephant!" Jou argued.
"That would explain why you can't see 'anything', because it's not like he wears clothes or anything." Seto joined in.
The laughter filled the room as Jou and Seto continued to give their reasoning, but little did they know that they were being watched....
~~THE BUS~~
"Cause if you gots the poison, I gots the remedy!" Malik sang loud enough for the whole bus to hear.
"Hikari, we all know you like that song, but do you have to sing it everytime you find a new song that you like?" Marik was tired of hearing the song.
"Yep!" Malik paused mid-song to answer with that well-known, freakish, grin. "Why? Don't you like it?"
"It's a good song it's just you've sang it twenty-three times today."
"Twenty-four."
Marik let out a sigh as Malik continued the song.
"How many different songs has he sang this week?" Seto questioned his boyfriend next to him as he leaned back and closed his eyes.
"Well, he usually has a different one stuck in his head, but he was singing 'I'm Glad' this morning, until he heard 'The Remedy' on one of the teachers' radios in the teachers' lounge. So, I'd say...five."
"Which would make tomorrow Friday. Thank god." Yugi said from the seat behind them.
Yami let out a little laugh. "If you can't remeber what day it is, you can count the number of songs Malik has sung."
Suddenly, Malik stopped.
"What's wrong?" Ryou asked, concerned.
"I don't feel like singing, anymore."
"You've been singing a new song each day for three weeks and you don't want to sing NOW?" Marik questioned his koi.
"Yeah, it's not fun anymore. I need a new fad."
"As long it doesn't have anything to do with coffee or sugar, do what you want, hikari."
"No coffee or sugar? Dang...."
"I'm suprised he lets you have it at all. None of us want a repeat of Halloween." Bakura spoke up with a shiver from the memory.
"Yes, I had to send three people to the shadow realm that night because of you, koi." Marik shook his head solemnly.
"Noooooo. You only had to send one guy, but you said the girl was looking at my butt and the little boy was staring at you and was creeping you out." Malik informed his yami.
"The little kid was scaring me!! And I'm evil!!"
"Nah. You're a sissy."
"What?! Am not!!"
"Are, too."
"If I am the sissy, why do I have to come up and kill a bug everytime you see one? And how come ou scream like a girl?" Marik snorted.
"Because..." Malik's brain racked for a comeback. "....everyone is scared of something. like you are afraid of kids with big eyes and Elmo."
"ELMO?!?" The whole gang (besides Marik and Malik) screamed in unison.
"What? I-I'm not afraid...of.....Elmo...." Marik shuddered at the name.
"My Ra! Elmo? Even I think that thing is cute!!" Bakura wheezed out between roars of laughter.
Marik sunk down in his seat while glaring at his boyfriend as the bus made it's way to all the stops. Malik begged for his yami to forgive him but Marik just brushed him off and kept walking. Everyone else was a little worried for their relationship, but everybody knew that they would forget about it by the next day. (A/N Of course they would! I'm writing this fic and I couldn't even do a partial angst!)
~~YUGI'S HOUSE~~
Yugi was trying to stay awake as he studied. Yami walked in the living room and looked at the clock.
"Aibou, it's 10:30! You've been studying for hours!" Yami exclaimed wrinkling his forehead in worry.
"I'm alright, Yami. I gotta study for the huge test in Math tomorrow, Mr.S never gives us a break." Yugi half yawned.
Right after that was said, Yugi fell asleep as his head hit the table with a soft 'thud'. Yami smiled at his sleeping tenshi and carried him up to their room.
~~RYOU'S HOUSE~~
The moonlight shone through on the two sleeping, almost identical bodies that were pressed up against eachother. The deadlier looking one opened up his eyes and gazed at the other boy for a few moments before closing them again and pulling him closer.
~~Otogi'S HOUSE~~
Otogi fiddled with his dice earring as he stared at the phone and bit his lip. After about half an hour of staring and considering it, he finally picked up the phone and dialed the number.
"Honda? It's me, Otogi. I was wondering..."
~~SETO'S HOUSE~~
"I bet you....four mega-marshmellows that he did!" Jou said, waving a bag of marhmellows in his hand.
"I bet you fifteen mini-marshmellows that he didn't do it!" Mokuba replied, waving his own.
Seto grinned at the two who were fighting over what was going to happen next week on their favorite show that had just aired a new episode.
"Well, I think that neither of you are 18 and aren't permitted to be gambling." Seto said as he threw a peice of popcorn at both of them.
"Well, it's not money and I'm almost 18, so, we should be allowed. But, you aren't allowed to throw stuff at us!" Jou announced as he and Mokuba fired marshmellows at a laughing Seto.
~~MALIK'S HOUSE~~
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty, please?"
"Nope."
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Malik repeated with tears gathering in his eyes that were now big and puffy....the dreaded puppy dog eyes. The perfect weapon for any hikari.
Marik bit his bottom lip and tried to ignore the cuteness, but that's like trying ignore the joy of yaoi! It's impossible.
"Oh, alright! But if I kill anyone or send anyone to the Shadow Realm this week, no complaining!" He finally gave in.
"Yay!" Malik launched himself into Marik's arms and snuggled into his yami's chest.
If only they noticed the dark figure looming around their houses....
"Enjoy your time while you can....."
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Doom: Yay! I finally updated! Sorry I took so long, guys!!! About the Tony the Tiger thing, I love Tony, alright? He's a cute cartoon who likes kids, but I still think he's on steriods.
Ryan: Why can't we know what happens between Honda and Duke?!?!
Haku: Yeah!! I wanna know!!
Doom: This is why I'm the one writing the fic. The art of suspense, my muses.
Spat-Spat: It's more exciting that way.
Ryan: *scoffs* Whatever.
Haku: Hmph. *pout*
Ryan: *hearts for eyes* He looks so cute when he pouts.... *stares with googlie eyes*
Doom: Right, then? REVIEWER RESPONSES!!!!!!!
To Choclate-Cherries: CANDY AND SUGAR!!!!!!!!!! RYAN, HAKU!!! COME GET YOUR SHARE!! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To onlyHAUNTED: How can I make Yugi suffer, you ask...it's simple really. I'm 95% percent evil.
Ryan: What's the other 5% percent?
Doom: Bacon.
To Jay Kamiya: you think it's a good beginning? Coooooooooooooooooooooool! I think you hurt MY ears, that was so loud! Joking!
To DragonOfLegends: Double yay! I'm so glad that you liked it!
To dark fearie: I'm sorry it was short, but sometimes it's short, sometimes it's long. I'll try to make them longer.
To Millenium Elf: He has my pity, also!
To Yami Yavi-no-Lyithien: Yay! I'm on the favs!!! *does the happy dance*
To Hari ng Laro: I understood some of it, but a translation would be nice!! *bonks head, repeatedly* I hate not knowing Japanese!!!
To chibibaka: *gasp* I'm talented?!?! *faint* I'd like to thank my mom and my dad....aw, screw it! I wanna thank the people who live in my head, Ryan, Spat-Spat, Billi-Bob, and Haku!!!
To Unica: Thankie you!!! Yes, I felt the need to couple Honda and otogi was the only one left. Soooo, there ya go!!
To O_o: Yes, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is absolutely right.
To daisy: I wanna try! *joins poking Honda and Otogi* Admit it!!!!!! Thanks! I liked the nicknames, too. ^__^ Of course Yami will protect him, I AM the one writing this, remember? I haven't written an angst, EVER, and I'm not about to start now!! I suck at them!!
To Princess Strawberry: Binding? *looks up word* Oh, yeah! That's what I said! Joking!! I know what it means.
Spat-Spat: *cough cough*
Doom: -__-U *throws rock at Spat-Spat* There should be some kind of law saying that muses have to be nice to the authoress.
To Ranma Higurashi: Really? I'm 5% bacon and 95% puuuuure evil. So....I'm a bacon youkai!! Cooooool. Just kiddin'!
To holo: Well, in some fics and the show, it seems like he likes her and she doesn't like him. I think it should be the other way around!!
To MMW: She may have changed.....we never know.........
Doom: Hey, I got 16 reviews for this chappie. Cool!
REVIEW EVERYBODY!!!
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Ryan: I do.
Doom: You already do.
Ryan: Oh. Well, there is yaoi and if you don't like it then I hope you get run over by truck carrying a bunch of yaoi and yuri mangas.
Doom: That's mean, Ryan!
Haku: And ironic. If you don't like yaoi, it'll kill you. *laughs*
Ryan: ^__^
Doom: -__-U Whatever. You guys should know the pairings by now.
Spat-Spat: Start the fic!!!
Note: I'm changing Duke to Otogi 'cause all the other names are in Japanese.
/Yami to Hikari/
//Hikari to Yami//
**********************************************
"What?!?" Yami and Yugi both screamed.
Bakura jumped up and whacked his hikari on the back who was currently choking on a peanut M&M. Malik's jaw dropped has his yami snickered at the pharoah's misfortune.
/First him, now his hikari./
Marik didn't recieve an answer, Malik was to busy trying to compose himself. Jou and Seto just stared. Then, they looked at eachother. Back to Anzu, eachother, Anzu, eachother...well, you get the idea. Otogi and Honda, who had been silent every lunch period since the rumor started, gasped.
"It's true, I-I'm sorry that I misguided you for so long...I covered up my feelings for you by pretending to be in love with Yami. And...when you and Yami....and....I just couldn't stand it!" Anzu burst in to tears and ran away from the table who was left dumbfounded and speechless.
"Well...um....that was interesting, huh?" Ryou forced a laugh, trying to break the silence.
"Yeah..."
~~IN CLASS~~
The gang had settled down considerably since the prior incident and were working together on a project.
"Hey, have you ever noticed how bulky Tony the Tiger is? I think he might be on steriods." Jou said suddenly from the poster he was working on.
Everyone started laughing as Jou continued.
"No, seriously. I mean, he's supossed to be a role model for kids when he's doin' that."
"Jou, how do you know he's on steroids?" Yami asked actually wondering what answer his friend would come up with.
"Well, I think it's kinda obvious. His voice is so deep and he's bigger then a freakin' elephant!" Jou argued.
"That would explain why you can't see 'anything', because it's not like he wears clothes or anything." Seto joined in.
The laughter filled the room as Jou and Seto continued to give their reasoning, but little did they know that they were being watched....
~~THE BUS~~
"Cause if you gots the poison, I gots the remedy!" Malik sang loud enough for the whole bus to hear.
"Hikari, we all know you like that song, but do you have to sing it everytime you find a new song that you like?" Marik was tired of hearing the song.
"Yep!" Malik paused mid-song to answer with that well-known, freakish, grin. "Why? Don't you like it?"
"It's a good song it's just you've sang it twenty-three times today."
"Twenty-four."
Marik let out a sigh as Malik continued the song.
"How many different songs has he sang this week?" Seto questioned his boyfriend next to him as he leaned back and closed his eyes.
"Well, he usually has a different one stuck in his head, but he was singing 'I'm Glad' this morning, until he heard 'The Remedy' on one of the teachers' radios in the teachers' lounge. So, I'd say...five."
"Which would make tomorrow Friday. Thank god." Yugi said from the seat behind them.
Yami let out a little laugh. "If you can't remeber what day it is, you can count the number of songs Malik has sung."
Suddenly, Malik stopped.
"What's wrong?" Ryou asked, concerned.
"I don't feel like singing, anymore."
"You've been singing a new song each day for three weeks and you don't want to sing NOW?" Marik questioned his koi.
"Yeah, it's not fun anymore. I need a new fad."
"As long it doesn't have anything to do with coffee or sugar, do what you want, hikari."
"No coffee or sugar? Dang...."
"I'm suprised he lets you have it at all. None of us want a repeat of Halloween." Bakura spoke up with a shiver from the memory.
"Yes, I had to send three people to the shadow realm that night because of you, koi." Marik shook his head solemnly.
"Noooooo. You only had to send one guy, but you said the girl was looking at my butt and the little boy was staring at you and was creeping you out." Malik informed his yami.
"The little kid was scaring me!! And I'm evil!!"
"Nah. You're a sissy."
"What?! Am not!!"
"Are, too."
"If I am the sissy, why do I have to come up and kill a bug everytime you see one? And how come ou scream like a girl?" Marik snorted.
"Because..." Malik's brain racked for a comeback. "....everyone is scared of something. like you are afraid of kids with big eyes and Elmo."
"ELMO?!?" The whole gang (besides Marik and Malik) screamed in unison.
"What? I-I'm not afraid...of.....Elmo...." Marik shuddered at the name.
"My Ra! Elmo? Even I think that thing is cute!!" Bakura wheezed out between roars of laughter.
Marik sunk down in his seat while glaring at his boyfriend as the bus made it's way to all the stops. Malik begged for his yami to forgive him but Marik just brushed him off and kept walking. Everyone else was a little worried for their relationship, but everybody knew that they would forget about it by the next day. (A/N Of course they would! I'm writing this fic and I couldn't even do a partial angst!)
~~YUGI'S HOUSE~~
Yugi was trying to stay awake as he studied. Yami walked in the living room and looked at the clock.
"Aibou, it's 10:30! You've been studying for hours!" Yami exclaimed wrinkling his forehead in worry.
"I'm alright, Yami. I gotta study for the huge test in Math tomorrow, Mr.S never gives us a break." Yugi half yawned.
Right after that was said, Yugi fell asleep as his head hit the table with a soft 'thud'. Yami smiled at his sleeping tenshi and carried him up to their room.
~~RYOU'S HOUSE~~
The moonlight shone through on the two sleeping, almost identical bodies that were pressed up against eachother. The deadlier looking one opened up his eyes and gazed at the other boy for a few moments before closing them again and pulling him closer.
~~Otogi'S HOUSE~~
Otogi fiddled with his dice earring as he stared at the phone and bit his lip. After about half an hour of staring and considering it, he finally picked up the phone and dialed the number.
"Honda? It's me, Otogi. I was wondering..."
~~SETO'S HOUSE~~
"I bet you....four mega-marshmellows that he did!" Jou said, waving a bag of marhmellows in his hand.
"I bet you fifteen mini-marshmellows that he didn't do it!" Mokuba replied, waving his own.
Seto grinned at the two who were fighting over what was going to happen next week on their favorite show that had just aired a new episode.
"Well, I think that neither of you are 18 and aren't permitted to be gambling." Seto said as he threw a peice of popcorn at both of them.
"Well, it's not money and I'm almost 18, so, we should be allowed. But, you aren't allowed to throw stuff at us!" Jou announced as he and Mokuba fired marshmellows at a laughing Seto.
~~MALIK'S HOUSE~~
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty, please?"
"Nope."
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Malik repeated with tears gathering in his eyes that were now big and puffy....the dreaded puppy dog eyes. The perfect weapon for any hikari.
Marik bit his bottom lip and tried to ignore the cuteness, but that's like trying ignore the joy of yaoi! It's impossible.
"Oh, alright! But if I kill anyone or send anyone to the Shadow Realm this week, no complaining!" He finally gave in.
"Yay!" Malik launched himself into Marik's arms and snuggled into his yami's chest.
If only they noticed the dark figure looming around their houses....
"Enjoy your time while you can....."
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Doom: Yay! I finally updated! Sorry I took so long, guys!!! About the Tony the Tiger thing, I love Tony, alright? He's a cute cartoon who likes kids, but I still think he's on steriods.
Ryan: Why can't we know what happens between Honda and Duke?!?!
Haku: Yeah!! I wanna know!!
Doom: This is why I'm the one writing the fic. The art of suspense, my muses.
Spat-Spat: It's more exciting that way.
Ryan: *scoffs* Whatever.
Haku: Hmph. *pout*
Ryan: *hearts for eyes* He looks so cute when he pouts.... *stares with googlie eyes*
Doom: Right, then? REVIEWER RESPONSES!!!!!!!
To Choclate-Cherries: CANDY AND SUGAR!!!!!!!!!! RYAN, HAKU!!! COME GET YOUR SHARE!! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To onlyHAUNTED: How can I make Yugi suffer, you ask...it's simple really. I'm 95% percent evil.
Ryan: What's the other 5% percent?
Doom: Bacon.
To Jay Kamiya: you think it's a good beginning? Coooooooooooooooooooooool! I think you hurt MY ears, that was so loud! Joking!
To DragonOfLegends: Double yay! I'm so glad that you liked it!
To dark fearie: I'm sorry it was short, but sometimes it's short, sometimes it's long. I'll try to make them longer.
To Millenium Elf: He has my pity, also!
To Yami Yavi-no-Lyithien: Yay! I'm on the favs!!! *does the happy dance*
To Hari ng Laro: I understood some of it, but a translation would be nice!! *bonks head, repeatedly* I hate not knowing Japanese!!!
To chibibaka: *gasp* I'm talented?!?! *faint* I'd like to thank my mom and my dad....aw, screw it! I wanna thank the people who live in my head, Ryan, Spat-Spat, Billi-Bob, and Haku!!!
To Unica: Thankie you!!! Yes, I felt the need to couple Honda and otogi was the only one left. Soooo, there ya go!!
To O_o: Yes, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is absolutely right.
To daisy: I wanna try! *joins poking Honda and Otogi* Admit it!!!!!! Thanks! I liked the nicknames, too. ^__^ Of course Yami will protect him, I AM the one writing this, remember? I haven't written an angst, EVER, and I'm not about to start now!! I suck at them!!
To Princess Strawberry: Binding? *looks up word* Oh, yeah! That's what I said! Joking!! I know what it means.
Spat-Spat: *cough cough*
Doom: -__-U *throws rock at Spat-Spat* There should be some kind of law saying that muses have to be nice to the authoress.
To Ranma Higurashi: Really? I'm 5% bacon and 95% puuuuure evil. So....I'm a bacon youkai!! Cooooool. Just kiddin'!
To holo: Well, in some fics and the show, it seems like he likes her and she doesn't like him. I think it should be the other way around!!
To MMW: She may have changed.....we never know.........
Doom: Hey, I got 16 reviews for this chappie. Cool!
REVIEW EVERYBODY!!!
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