Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or Ranma. Rumiko sure is selfish!
Camp of the Chaotics
Parody, Part 1
Author's Note:
Hi everyone! Sorry for the late update and all, but I had writer's block and everything! Then when I did have inspiration, I didn't have time! I was rereading my story and all, and I saw that in my last chapter, I had written, 'I'll update in two weeks' or something. Looking now, it's more like 3 months! Thanks for all the reviews and the people who read my other story! I really loved them! For the people who haven't read my other story, please do! It's called, "Ready, Set, SHAVE!" Now, enjoy the craziness of the latest chapter! Oh, and since you might not remember anything, you might have to reread the chapters again!
Oh, and everyone, ask for dates with Inu Yasha guys! Review YaMis LiL TeNsHi for your dates! She's really kool!
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Chapter 1:
In the Tendo Residence…
"I can't believe our fathers are doing this to us," yelled Akane as she ran up the stairs.
"Yeah, like I'll fall in love with a macho chick in a month! And at camp, too! What if there are cats there?" Ranma replied back with disgust.
Akane whipped out one of those giant mallets that just pops out from behind her back and started chasing Ranma around with it.
Poor Ranma manages to dodge a swing, but falls down the stairs, to Akane's great joy.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Akane bent over in attempt to stop laughing, which she couldn't. She too fell down the stairs… and landed on Ranma.
Chapter 2:
The girls worked together very well. Sango and Kagome found out that although Akane was the same age as them (16), she already had a fiancé named Ranma.
"He's here, too, ya know. Our fathers thought that scenery and being 'alone' would help bring us together!" Akane said as she stuffed a shirt into a trunk. "Basically, he thought that we would actually like each other!"
"Why do you have a fiancé anyway?" asked Sango as she toke out the shirt and neatly folded it before she put it back. "I mean, aren't you like, a little young?"
"It's not the young thing, it's that Ranma's a total PERVERT! And a jerk, and stubborn, and dumb, and an idiot, and *rants on and on*"
Suddenly, Ranma walks in. He slaps Akane on the back of the head, much to her great surprise. She, in term, slaps him back. In no time at all, CAT FIGHT! MEEEOOOW!
Chapter 3:
--Flashback:
"Ranma, stay away from me at camp! And don't talk to me either! At camp, I don't know you, you don't know me, okay?! You hurt me enough when you're at a distance!" Akane said, bandaging a cut she got while falling down the stairs.
"Yeah, like I want to get smacked over and over by you!" retorted Ranma.
Akane gets her giant mallet from behind her back and started chasing Ranma with it. "You act like you do! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Don't hurt me mommy!" yelped Ranma, running away.
"DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER?" Akane roared.
"EEP!"
End of Flashback—
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Back at the Tendo Residence…
We see a typical Japanese living room, and a huge panda and a man are playing a board game.
The walls break down and a girl with purple hair riding a bike breaks in. She's wearing Chinese clothes.
"Where Ranma!" asked the girl (it's Shampoo for those of you who don't know) with a Chinese accent. "He always late!"
At the same time, a wooden sword cuts through the door. A boy (this is Kuno, a guy who likes Akane), wearing a robe and baggy black pants walks in.
"Wither Akane Tendo?" asks Kuno with an annoyingly poetic voice. "You know, I HATE talking in this poetic voice thing, but if I don't, people think I'm a loser!"
"Ah, Kuno. You already loser!" Shampoo says.
Suddenly, in barges a tall guy with glasses on top of his head.
"Shampoo, where are you?" asks Mousse. Mousse, for all of you who don't know, likes Shampoo, but can't beat her to marry her. He has terrible eyesight and often forgets his glasses.
"Mousse, you get contacts!" Shampoo interrupts. "Shampoo mean, you talk to trees too much!"
"I am so sorry, my love! I will go right away!" Mousse says, running out the door and falling though the wall.
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Chapter 4:
At 2:00, Akane, Kagome, Sango, Ranma, Inu Yasha, and Miroku went into the mess hall.
Keade stands on a platform in front of the room with a microphone in her hand.
"WELCOME TO CAMP SHIKON! I AM KAEDE, A COUNSLER HERE! AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, THIS CAMP IS KNOWN FOR TELLING THE LEGEND OF THE DOG DEMON, INU YASHA! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE LEGEND SO I WON'T TELL IT. AS YOU KNOW, THE SHIKON JEWEL WAS BROKEN INTO MANY SMALL PIECES! THERE IS GOING TO BE A SCAVENGER HUNT FOR COMPLETING THE SHIKON JEWEL, WHICH SHARDS ARE SCATTERED AROUND THE WHOLE CAMP! AT THE END OF THE MONTH, WHOEVER COMPLETES THE SHIKON JEWEL, OR HAS THE MOST PIECES, WINS A FREE TRIP TO ANY HOT SPRING IN THE WORLD FOR 6! ALSO, THE WATER OF LIFE IS FOUND ON THE CAMP GROUNDS OF CAMP SHIKON! BECAUSE OF IT, THERE ARE GIANT ANIMALS HERE! THEY WILL NOT HURT YOU, BUT THERE WILL BE MONSTER TRAPS! A MAP OF ALL OF THEM IS LOCATED IN YOUR CABINS. THANK YOU LISTENING! OH, AND BY THE WAY, NO SMOKING POT, MAKING OUT AT THE POOL, TRYING TO GET MY MASSEUSE, AND ABSOLUTLY NO EATING MY STASH OF CHOCOLATE! UNDERSTAND?! OKAY! MOVE OUT PEOPLE!"
Chapter 5:
Ranma looked stunned to hear what Keade had just said. 'I can go to Jusenkyo and find that spring to turn into a man! I'll never be a girl again! But then, I wouldn't be able to stop Ryoga from trying to win Akane, or get free food, and it's fun having a curse sometime!'
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Shampoo speaks up first. "Ah, ai-len (means loved one or darling in Chinese)! What you doing here? Come back and marry Shampoo! Shampoo sick of chasing after you!"
Then Kuno, "Beautiful Akane Tendo, I have come for you! I want to ask you, can you read? I mean, the cookies that you gave me, they sent me to the hospital for a couple days!"
Suddenly, Mousse comes in chopping logs apart. "Ranma Saotome, I have come to fight you and claim Shampoo from you! I don't know what she's sees in you! I mean, you're pig-headed, a three to four-timer, weak, I can go on forever!" Mousse said.
A few people start to mummer, "Why is he talking to the wall? Who are these people and where do they come from…"
"Mousse, put glasses on! I ready sick of you!" Shampoo yelled.
"Shampoo, you do care!" Mousse puts his glasses on and runs with his arms wide open to Shampoo. Shampoo kicks him with her foot, looking annoyed, and knocking him out.
Ranma and Akane both looked murderous.
Mousse leaned over to Shampoo. "So you think we said the wrong thing?"
Chapter 6
Ryoga suddenly walks into the middle of the trail, carrying a large (but not huge, like Kagome's) backpack with a map in on of his hands and an umbrella in the other.
Ranma sweat drops.
"Everyone, this is Ryoga, who I just told you about," says Ranma. Ryoga notices them for the first time.
"Where am I? Ranma Saotome, what are you doing? I thought I was in Tokyo already!" says the extremely confused Ryoga.
"Welcome, Ryoga, to Camp Shikon. What are YOU doing here? Got lost Charlotte, or should I say, P-chan? Really, though, I like Charlotte better," Ranma says in a very 'mature' way.
Ryoga blushes and is at Ranma's throat in seconds. "What are you talking about?! I think P-chan is a better name!" he says, gritting his teeth.
"O-okay! P-chan it is!" stutters a scared Ranma.
Akane takes the moment to come up to them and asked, "What's the deal with P-chan?"
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Chapter 7
After dinner the night Ryoga showed up, Keade announced that everyone would go swimming the next day. Miroku looked like he was dead and in heaven. Sango looked like Kaede had just told her that she just ate poison.
As the guys walked to their cabin, Miroku asked Inu Yasha if he liked Kagome. Inu Yasha was always chased by girls at their high school. There was that girl, Kikyo, who a looked like Kagome a little bit, he remembered, that had really creeped him out. Unlike Kagome, she had the coldest eyes and smile, and had always followed Inu Yasha almost everywhere.
Inu Yasha blushed, but luckily it was dark so Miroku didn't see. "W-well, she's really n-nice," he stuttered out.
Miroku, understanding, nodded his head. "Okay, thanks for the warning! I was wondering if I should go for her or not. Since you like her, I'll take Sango."
Inu Yasha got that I'm-gonna-kill-you-look and growled. "What? You were going to ask her out?"
"Yeah, you better ask her before some other guy does! Men aren't blind!" said Miroku a bit too loudly.
Inu Yasha looked across his shoulder. "What about Mousse?" he asked.
"He's not blind either! Just a fool that doesn't remember his glasses!" Miroku retorted.
Mousse, hearing his name, walked over. "I'm NOT a fool! You guys are so mean! It's not my fault that I was born with a problem!" he said, sobbing.
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The next day before breakfast, Kagome, Sango, and Akane walked in the mess hall to find: Shampoo chasing after Miroku, Kadachi trying to get Ranma away from her, Kuno running away from them, Kikyo easing away from Inu Yasha, and Kikyo chasing after Naraku.
Akane started screaming bloody murder while Kagome ran to Naraku and hugged him. Inu Yasha saw Kagome and didn't care.
Sango ran to them, "Hey, hunks! Come here!"
Miroku looked like he just saw a ghost, paling.
"Will you help bear my child?" Sango asked him.
Miroku looked heaven ward and started praying. "If you grant me this one wish, I'll never touch a woman again… for a week! Please!"
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Hey, everyone! I only did half of all the parody so I could do a really fast update! I promise I will! Please review!
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