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Camp of the Chaotics

Parody, Part II

Author's Note:

Told you all that I would have a fast update! Thanks for all the reviews! I really enjoyed them! The regular chapters will soon be up! I know you guys hate me rambling on, so here you all are!

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Chapter 8

Kagome slowly opens her eyes. At first, her vision is blurry, then clears up to see the smiling face of…

"MIROKU, YOU HENTAI!" screamed Kagome. "IF YOU HAD GIVEN ME A HEART ATTACK AND I DIED, I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!"

"My, my, my! You're all back to normal!" says the perverted teenager. "And if I did give to a scare, I'm very sorry. I have a question, though…"

"What?!"

"If you had had a heart attack and died, how could you kill me?"

Kagome slapped him. "Children should be seen and not heard," she said. "So nosy young people are these days!"

Chapter 9

In cabin 5…

Ranma and Miroku were holding blunt instruments to kill Inu Yasha with. Ranma walked over to the door and locked it. Inu Yasha backed to the back of the room with his hand up in innocence.

"Guys! What did I do?!" he said almost tripping over one of the trunks.

"You had a chance to go out with Kagome. I almost got killed because of you, and you miss out on the opportunity and turn on us with an axe," said a very pissed Ranma holding a chair. "How could you? I thought we had something special going on!" he said, starting to sob.

"Yeah, Inu Yasha-kun. You have to ask her out, or die a long painful death," said a hissing Miroku (you can see his expression in Inu Yasha volume 7, scroll 3, page 61, top of the page [he's giving Jaken a noogie], to be exact), holding his staff. "How could you reject this opportunity!" he started to cry too.

"Well, um, hey guys, we're friends!" said a now very scared Inu Yasha. "Besides, we're still friends! Everyone, group hug!"

Everyone gets in a group hug. Miroku and Ranma wink at each other. They held up their blunt instruments…

Chapter 10

"Okay Sango, truth or dare?" asked a frowning Miroku.

"Truth," she said as she smiled. Choosing dare would mean dying in pervert hell.

"Do you like me?"

Sango glared at him, and slapped him. "Children today are so rude! Didn't his mother ever tell him at being nosy is bad?"

Kagome smiled. "We are so alike."

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"DIE MIROKU! YOU ARE SO DEAD! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A LONG, PAINFUL PREGNANCY! ," Inu Yasha yelled as he blushed like a cherry. Pregnancy

Kagome went to her bag, and started looking for something. She pulled out a very large carving knife. "Miroku! I'm going to make sure you never help have any children!" she yelled. "W-wait?! What do you mean, pregnancy? He's not a girl… right?"

Miroku screamed like a woman (or like Ranma when he sees a cat). "NO! YOU MUST NOT KNOW! IT IS PRIVATE INFO! INU YASHA, HOW COULD YOU?"

Sango looked very mad. "Miroku… Explain yourself!" she said in a calm yet deadly voice.

Miroku grinned. "You fell for it! HAHA! You fell for that?! That's sad!"

Inu Yasha also grinned like a fool.

Sango and Kagome didn't think this was so funny. Kagome threw yet another one of her craving knives to Sango. They advanced towards Miroku and Inu Yasha slowly…

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Ranma blushed (lots of blushes, ne? These characters are lucky I didn't make them play Seven Minutes in Heaven! *Everyone but Miroku walks over to totally-wicked and smacks her on the head. What'd they do that for?*)

"Well, um, she is a, um, good kisser…I um, liked it, better than Shampoo's kisses," he said.

Akane blushed and, being high on laughter, asks, "You wanna do it again sometimes?"

Ranma grinned. "Sure! Bring it on!"

Akane suddenly glared at him. "You LECH!" she said as she grabbed her famous mallet.

Chapter 11

In the guys cabin...

"I can't believe that they made fools of us!" growled Inu Yasha.

"At least you didn't have to wear a bra out in public!" hisses Miroku. "My reputation will be ruined!"

"Um, Miroku, your reputation is already ruined!" Inu Yasha said, in his normal voice.

"Yeah, well, it's ruined even more!" Miroku whined.

"Well, I feel sorry for the bra! I mean, on you! If it was on me, that would be a different story!" Ranma said.

"No…! It would look best on me!" Inu Yasha argued.

"No, me!" Ranma said.

"No, ME!" Inu Yasha hollered.

"No, ME infinity!"

"NO, ME INFINITY INFINITY!"

"My infinity is bigger than your infinity!"

"SHUT UP" Miroku yelled.

"Okay!" they squeaked.

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In the guys cabin...

Everything was super clean. Magazines were in the order published, all trash was in the garbage can, and the guys were all awake, getting ready for the wonderful day ahead!

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In cabin 1...

Kuno is outside practicing with his sword. As always, he was imaging the joyful faces of Ranma and Inu Yasha after he defeated/killed Kagome, the Pigtailed Girl, and Akane. 'I shall make you mine!' he thought.

Chapter 12

"So after that, she started following you everywhere?" asked Ranma, who had gotten here at the beginning of the flashback.

"Yeah. Her and the rest of the mob that follow me around," Inu Yasha says miserably.

"What mob?" asked Kagome.

"You know, his fan club!" Miroku says.

"Oh…" Kagome says. Everyone can tell she's a little mad and suspicious.

"I'm not interested in any of them!" Inu Yasha says angrily.

"Well, that's what they all say," Ranma says, looking at Akane.

"WHAT?!" Akane yells. "I told you! I don't like any of them!"

"Well…" Ranma looks a little mad.

"RANMA!"

"Okay, okay! You don't like any of your lovers, fiancé, boyfriends…" Ranma trails on.

"You want me to prove it?!" asks Akane.

"Sure! Do what you want!" retorts Ranma.

"Oh Kuno!" Akane yells.

Kuno instantly rushed over. "Yes, my queen?"

Akane kisses him.

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Sesshoumaru looked cold and expressionless as he said, "Oh yes. We're half sisters. So how are you, Inu Yasha?"

"Inu Yasha, you have a half sister?" Miroku asked, questionable. "Why didn't you ever tell me?"

"Let's just say that we're sworn enemies," said Inu Yasha with a hateful expression on his face.

"So fool, you still have Pookey the Teddy Bear, I see," Sesshoumaru said, looking at Inu Yasha's side, where the sword was.

"Yes I do," Inu Yasha hissed. "Do you have a problem with it?"

"It's such a pity that just a magnificent teddy bear like that has to sleep in your arms," Sesshoumaru said coolly, his face still as expressionless and hard.

"Shut up!" Inu Yasha yelled, unable to contain his anger. "He's my teddy bear and always will be!"

Chapter 13

"What's so funny, fool?" he asked, walking over to Inu Yasha.

"HAHAHAHAHA! FLUFFY-SAMA? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Sesshoumaru looked furious. "Rin?! You told him?"

"Yes, Fluffy-sama," she replied, head down.

"How many times have I told you not to call me that in public?"

"One hundred fifty-three times."

"And what does 'Don't call me that in public' mean?"

"Not calling you that in public…" by now Rin was looking like that world had some to an end and all the chocolate was gone (*sob*).

"Now you've ruined my surprise for my dear little brother!" he ran off sobbing.

Chapter 14

"Akane, how could you not see after all that Sango and I told you? And Ranma, he kissed you, didn't he? And it wasn't a dare! Akane, please!" Kagome said desperately.

"Kagome! I want to believe you! I've loved Ranma for a long time! But every time I think he's going to be nice, he turns on me! And his other fiancées, they want him too! Kagome, I've lost hope on Ramna! I know when I can't have something!" Akane said, despair clear in her voice. She looked on the verge of tears.

"But he still loves you!"

"I know that!" Akane said, suddenly alright. "I've had him twirled around my pinkie finger for years! That fool!"

"You mean, you've been using Ranma?"

"Duh!"

"That's so evil!"

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