One Boy, One Girl, Back At School AGAIN!
"Ya school is definitely back . . And Inuyasha . . a Father!?
~MyStErIoUs RaMeN*~
Disclaimer: I don't Own Inuyasha! But damnit! I WILL MUWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again dragged of to an insane mental institute
School had been HELL on the first day. Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango were all in one dorm going over the day and their little problem sheet for their child-to-be.
"I'm gonna be a bad bad father . ." Inuyasha stated grimacing.
"Why is that Inuyasha?"
"Because I'm gonna kill the damn thing within an hour of it crying!" Inuyasha stated evilly with a grimace on his face.
"No you will NOT kill it!" Kagome said sternly.
"Give me one good reason!"
Kagome got a mischievous smile on her face as she moved over and sat in Inuyasha lap and began to twirl his hair in her fingers.
"Umm . . uh . ." Inuyasha stuttered holding his breath without realizing it.
"Now come on huney you aren't rewally going to kill the baby are you?" she asked with a pouty face.
"N-no I guess not. . ."
"thank you Inuyasha" she cooed as she reached up and grabbed his chin and gave him a seductive smile. She was going to pull him in for a gebtle kiss of thanks when he already took advantage of the situantion and mashed his lips against hers. Miroku and Sango were turning purple with trying to surpress laughter but they were doing a very poor job of it.
Inuyasha and Kagome fell off the bed but kept kissing which caused Miroku and Sango to grimace but then bust out in laughter on the floor.
Inuyasha reluctantly broke away from the 'kissy-ish kissing' he was up to, to yell at the other two.
"Hey can you shut up!? Can't you see we are having a moment and you two have done this bef-"
he was stopped when Kagome grew impatient and pulled his face down to hers again.
The other two rolled their eyes and sat there waiting for the time when the other two would FINALLY stop kissing. But it didn't end soon. The only reason why they stopped is when Kagome felt something furry brush against her hand. She opeded one eyes to see on top of her hand that was on Inuyasha back was none other than the little demented French mouse Aphid!
She screamed in a panicked way into Inuyasha's lips and mouth witch brought him out of his little trance to see what was the matter.
"whaaaaaaaa . . ?" he whined clealry enjoying the kiss they just has and not to happy that they had to be interrupted.
She just stared up at his back with a scared, panicked, pale look. "What!?" he asked getting annoyed.
"I-Inuyasha! I-it's a m-mouse!" She shrieked throwing him off of her including the mouse. Inuyasha's heads hit the night stand and he fell swirly eyes onto the floor with his hand twitching.
Miroku and Sango were now on the floor in silent fits of laughter with tears streaming out of their eyes as they witnessed Kagome's little dance. Aphid ran out of the room for dear life. As Kagome pulled out a mallet and began pounding the floor with it.
Inuyasha finally came to with Kagome clutching to him whimpering the word "mouse" over and over again.
The night pretty much went the same and so did the next day. The students had all done the smart thing and acted stupid so that the teachers wouldn't have to assign them homework. It was Science class and everyone was pretty much no less than excited about their babies.
"Okay guys!" Rin stated obviously doing more than Sesshoumoru in the class even though he was the TEACHER.
"I will be calling you up one at a time by couples randomly, where you will do a tiny fake marriage and you will receive your babies!" Rin clapped her hands and said a couple of groups before she finally hit Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Kagome and Inuyasha?"
They both stood up and went to the front of the class where Inuyasha put on a little bow tie and Kagome slipped on a veil. They were both handed little plastic but authentic looking rings.
"Inuyasha . . do you take Kagome?"
"Yes I do"
"and Kagome do you take Inuyasha?"
"Yup!"
Okay you may now umm .. er . . hug the bride!"
Too late Inuyasha and Kagome had alrwady started kissing until they realized they were in front of the class when the children began 'oo'ing and 'aww' ing with some whistles too.
"Umm .. uh well guys! That was unique! . . um here is your little baby boy . . please think of a name and put on each other's rings!"
Inuyasha slid on Kagome's ring and she did the same to Inuyasha.
They took their little props off and Kagome held the baby who was already giving off a fake cough. The couple groaned and held their heads.
Finally it was Miroku and Sango's turn where they pretty much did the same as Kagome and Inuyasha accept they were handed a healthy baby. When all was done Rin announced that they would have that baby for one week and that each class period will be spent with your child and that in the other classes they would excuse the kids to calm their babies if they acted up.
Inuyasha and Kagome were already getting a headache as the baby began coughing and crying again. Inuyasha took the baby out of Kagome hands. The baby would just not SHUT UP. That is until Inuyasha held it and rocked it gently.
"How in the HELL did you do that Inuyasha!?" Kagome asked bewildered.
"I don't know I guess I am just a natural father." He shrugged and handed the baby back to Kagome where it began crying again.
"Try feeding it."
She pulled out a little bottle of water and put it in the baby's mouth where it actually consumed the liquid. It stopped crying.
"Damnit Inuyasha! I'm jealous!" Sango shouted from behind them where they were already stressed out. Miroku and Sango tried everything. Rocking it, feeding it, changing it'd little diaper. (yes they have a diaper where the liquid you give it comes out at any time or throws it up .)
Miroku was a wreck.
"What do you want you damn thing!?" Miroku cried dramatically.
"Ha! Who has the better baby now Miroku!? Na na na na na!"
The girls let Inuyasha mock Miroku feeling that he had deserved it for mocking Inuyasha about something that was not true before.
"what are we going to name it Inuyasha?"
"I don't know why don't you name the little guy? I want you to."
"Okay . . how bout you think of one and I think of one and then we noth decide on it okay?"
"alright my name is . . . . . Nayo (nay-yo I SUCK at Names okay!?)" Inuyasha stated mater-o-factly with a proud look on his face.
"screw my name! I love that! Can we name it that please Inuyasha?"
"Sure!" Inuyasha said REALLY PROUD.
"But don't let the fact that you are the only one that can shut these things up, and that you named him let your head swell!"
"What makes you think my head will swell!? I feel so loved . ." Inuyasha pouted playfully.
She smiled sweetly at him and then turned to the freaked out and extremely PISSED OFF couple behind them.
"Hey what did you name your baby?"
"we named her Legiaa." (Leg-I-ah)
"Oh what a pretty name! Quit stressing! Give that baby to me!" Kagome snatched the fake "Geeking" out baby and handed it to Inuyasha.
He followed what he knew was expected of him and rocked the baby in the special way he did. The baby stopped crying and he gave it back to Miroku. Miroku in return gave him a blank evil stare of jealousy and hatred along with Sango. Inuyasha smirked and then chuckled.
"you need to learn how to calm it because remember that damn chip in it's head knows who hold it." Inuyasha smirked again.
The day went fairly well for Inuyasha and Kagome. Because the thing had coup they got to leave every class frequently so they were told they didn't have to do their homework along with some other couples. Whenever the baby cried Kagome would put her two cents in trying to cheer it up and when she failed, which was most of the time, she would hand it to Inuyasha how somehow, shut it up immediately. They all had to spend the night in the same dorms (the boys were on the floor) so that if the baby cried they were both there for it. They were all sleep deprived from the screaming. If one baby was crying and they shut it up and finally drifted back to sleep the OTHER baby would cry waking them all up.
They reluctantly had to get up in the morning and go down to their damn science class where they just dealt with the damn things the whole time. The teachers grew so frustrated that they decided no homework for that week. Which clearly cheered everyone up. And Rin had yet ANOTHER anouncment that morning.
"Hello everyone! I just wanted to tell you all that we noticed a real drop in our student's enthusiasm towards school and that looks bad on our record! So we are all taking you on a field trip to a resort where we will stay for a couple of days by the ocean we will have a list for you on what to pack and how much money it is. It will be on Monday after you turn in your babies on Friday! Thank you!"
Kagome yelped cheerfully and everyone else cheered along with Inuyasha and the others causing practically all the babies in the room to cry so their celebration was cut short with a load groan out of everyone and they all tried to silence the babies.
Sorry really slow chapter! But things will get rolling once the babies are turned in. May not be updated for a few days because of my starting on my Inuyasha goes to camp thing and my other story "A Sort Of fearie tale"
Arigato! Flame, review whatver! Give me your opinion!
Ciao!
"Ya school is definitely back . . And Inuyasha . . a Father!?
~MyStErIoUs RaMeN*~
Disclaimer: I don't Own Inuyasha! But damnit! I WILL MUWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again dragged of to an insane mental institute
School had been HELL on the first day. Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango were all in one dorm going over the day and their little problem sheet for their child-to-be.
"I'm gonna be a bad bad father . ." Inuyasha stated grimacing.
"Why is that Inuyasha?"
"Because I'm gonna kill the damn thing within an hour of it crying!" Inuyasha stated evilly with a grimace on his face.
"No you will NOT kill it!" Kagome said sternly.
"Give me one good reason!"
Kagome got a mischievous smile on her face as she moved over and sat in Inuyasha lap and began to twirl his hair in her fingers.
"Umm . . uh . ." Inuyasha stuttered holding his breath without realizing it.
"Now come on huney you aren't rewally going to kill the baby are you?" she asked with a pouty face.
"N-no I guess not. . ."
"thank you Inuyasha" she cooed as she reached up and grabbed his chin and gave him a seductive smile. She was going to pull him in for a gebtle kiss of thanks when he already took advantage of the situantion and mashed his lips against hers. Miroku and Sango were turning purple with trying to surpress laughter but they were doing a very poor job of it.
Inuyasha and Kagome fell off the bed but kept kissing which caused Miroku and Sango to grimace but then bust out in laughter on the floor.
Inuyasha reluctantly broke away from the 'kissy-ish kissing' he was up to, to yell at the other two.
"Hey can you shut up!? Can't you see we are having a moment and you two have done this bef-"
he was stopped when Kagome grew impatient and pulled his face down to hers again.
The other two rolled their eyes and sat there waiting for the time when the other two would FINALLY stop kissing. But it didn't end soon. The only reason why they stopped is when Kagome felt something furry brush against her hand. She opeded one eyes to see on top of her hand that was on Inuyasha back was none other than the little demented French mouse Aphid!
She screamed in a panicked way into Inuyasha's lips and mouth witch brought him out of his little trance to see what was the matter.
"whaaaaaaaa . . ?" he whined clealry enjoying the kiss they just has and not to happy that they had to be interrupted.
She just stared up at his back with a scared, panicked, pale look. "What!?" he asked getting annoyed.
"I-Inuyasha! I-it's a m-mouse!" She shrieked throwing him off of her including the mouse. Inuyasha's heads hit the night stand and he fell swirly eyes onto the floor with his hand twitching.
Miroku and Sango were now on the floor in silent fits of laughter with tears streaming out of their eyes as they witnessed Kagome's little dance. Aphid ran out of the room for dear life. As Kagome pulled out a mallet and began pounding the floor with it.
Inuyasha finally came to with Kagome clutching to him whimpering the word "mouse" over and over again.
The night pretty much went the same and so did the next day. The students had all done the smart thing and acted stupid so that the teachers wouldn't have to assign them homework. It was Science class and everyone was pretty much no less than excited about their babies.
"Okay guys!" Rin stated obviously doing more than Sesshoumoru in the class even though he was the TEACHER.
"I will be calling you up one at a time by couples randomly, where you will do a tiny fake marriage and you will receive your babies!" Rin clapped her hands and said a couple of groups before she finally hit Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Kagome and Inuyasha?"
They both stood up and went to the front of the class where Inuyasha put on a little bow tie and Kagome slipped on a veil. They were both handed little plastic but authentic looking rings.
"Inuyasha . . do you take Kagome?"
"Yes I do"
"and Kagome do you take Inuyasha?"
"Yup!"
Okay you may now umm .. er . . hug the bride!"
Too late Inuyasha and Kagome had alrwady started kissing until they realized they were in front of the class when the children began 'oo'ing and 'aww' ing with some whistles too.
"Umm .. uh well guys! That was unique! . . um here is your little baby boy . . please think of a name and put on each other's rings!"
Inuyasha slid on Kagome's ring and she did the same to Inuyasha.
They took their little props off and Kagome held the baby who was already giving off a fake cough. The couple groaned and held their heads.
Finally it was Miroku and Sango's turn where they pretty much did the same as Kagome and Inuyasha accept they were handed a healthy baby. When all was done Rin announced that they would have that baby for one week and that each class period will be spent with your child and that in the other classes they would excuse the kids to calm their babies if they acted up.
Inuyasha and Kagome were already getting a headache as the baby began coughing and crying again. Inuyasha took the baby out of Kagome hands. The baby would just not SHUT UP. That is until Inuyasha held it and rocked it gently.
"How in the HELL did you do that Inuyasha!?" Kagome asked bewildered.
"I don't know I guess I am just a natural father." He shrugged and handed the baby back to Kagome where it began crying again.
"Try feeding it."
She pulled out a little bottle of water and put it in the baby's mouth where it actually consumed the liquid. It stopped crying.
"Damnit Inuyasha! I'm jealous!" Sango shouted from behind them where they were already stressed out. Miroku and Sango tried everything. Rocking it, feeding it, changing it'd little diaper. (yes they have a diaper where the liquid you give it comes out at any time or throws it up .)
Miroku was a wreck.
"What do you want you damn thing!?" Miroku cried dramatically.
"Ha! Who has the better baby now Miroku!? Na na na na na!"
The girls let Inuyasha mock Miroku feeling that he had deserved it for mocking Inuyasha about something that was not true before.
"what are we going to name it Inuyasha?"
"I don't know why don't you name the little guy? I want you to."
"Okay . . how bout you think of one and I think of one and then we noth decide on it okay?"
"alright my name is . . . . . Nayo (nay-yo I SUCK at Names okay!?)" Inuyasha stated mater-o-factly with a proud look on his face.
"screw my name! I love that! Can we name it that please Inuyasha?"
"Sure!" Inuyasha said REALLY PROUD.
"But don't let the fact that you are the only one that can shut these things up, and that you named him let your head swell!"
"What makes you think my head will swell!? I feel so loved . ." Inuyasha pouted playfully.
She smiled sweetly at him and then turned to the freaked out and extremely PISSED OFF couple behind them.
"Hey what did you name your baby?"
"we named her Legiaa." (Leg-I-ah)
"Oh what a pretty name! Quit stressing! Give that baby to me!" Kagome snatched the fake "Geeking" out baby and handed it to Inuyasha.
He followed what he knew was expected of him and rocked the baby in the special way he did. The baby stopped crying and he gave it back to Miroku. Miroku in return gave him a blank evil stare of jealousy and hatred along with Sango. Inuyasha smirked and then chuckled.
"you need to learn how to calm it because remember that damn chip in it's head knows who hold it." Inuyasha smirked again.
The day went fairly well for Inuyasha and Kagome. Because the thing had coup they got to leave every class frequently so they were told they didn't have to do their homework along with some other couples. Whenever the baby cried Kagome would put her two cents in trying to cheer it up and when she failed, which was most of the time, she would hand it to Inuyasha how somehow, shut it up immediately. They all had to spend the night in the same dorms (the boys were on the floor) so that if the baby cried they were both there for it. They were all sleep deprived from the screaming. If one baby was crying and they shut it up and finally drifted back to sleep the OTHER baby would cry waking them all up.
They reluctantly had to get up in the morning and go down to their damn science class where they just dealt with the damn things the whole time. The teachers grew so frustrated that they decided no homework for that week. Which clearly cheered everyone up. And Rin had yet ANOTHER anouncment that morning.
"Hello everyone! I just wanted to tell you all that we noticed a real drop in our student's enthusiasm towards school and that looks bad on our record! So we are all taking you on a field trip to a resort where we will stay for a couple of days by the ocean we will have a list for you on what to pack and how much money it is. It will be on Monday after you turn in your babies on Friday! Thank you!"
Kagome yelped cheerfully and everyone else cheered along with Inuyasha and the others causing practically all the babies in the room to cry so their celebration was cut short with a load groan out of everyone and they all tried to silence the babies.
Sorry really slow chapter! But things will get rolling once the babies are turned in. May not be updated for a few days because of my starting on my Inuyasha goes to camp thing and my other story "A Sort Of fearie tale"
Arigato! Flame, review whatver! Give me your opinion!
Ciao!
