Disclaimer-Man: Poor, poor, little Doom-chan doesn't own it because she's just a little girl who's life revolves around YGO and Naruto yaoi...so sad...*sniffle*.......HAHAHAHA!!!
Doom: PISS OFF DISCLAIMER MAN!!!!!!! *shoots Disclaimer-Man* *grumble grumble*
Ryan: O.O
Haku: What's up with her?!?
Spat-Spat: She's mad because she's been getting less and less reviews and nobody knew the answer to the name thing.
Doom: IT WAS KAKASHI, DAMMIT! DON'T YOU PEOPLE READ NARUTO?!?! ARGH!!! *breaks random objects in room* Ok, I'm better now! ^__^
Spat-Spat, Haku, and Ryan: O_O
Doom: Soooooo....who wants to do the warning?!
Marik: *pops up from nowhere* ME!
Ryan: . Hey! That's my job!!!
Haku: Aww...don't worry Ryan-chan! I'm sure Doom-sama will let you do it next time! *pats Ryan on the head and walks away*
Ryan: ^__^
Marik: There is yaoi in this fic!! MWAHAHA!! Disturbing, no? Well, if it IS disturbing to you, GET THE HELL OUT OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Ryan and Spat-Spat: O.O
Doom: ^__^ *thinking* 'He might be insane and evil, but he gets the point across!' *clears throat so Marik will stop his evil laugh and continue with the warning*
Marik: Oh! The pairings are: My fellow evil yami, Bakura with his hikari, the pharaoh with his hikari, the dog with that guy whose cloak always seems to float in mid-air (must be magic) I forget his name...ah well it must have not been important, and...yours truly with my sexy, pretty, sweet, loving, caring, hott, sexy, cute, wonderful, sexy, stylish, smart, funny, witty, sexy-
Doom: . MARIK!!!
Marik: ^.^U -hikari. *huggles Malik plushie* I cannot help it, I'm obsessed. *purr*
Doom: O.O.....Hmm....^__^ *snaps pictures* Oh! There's gonna be a dosage of BxR fluff 'cause phwee? yami hobo requested it
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Seto, Jou, Honda, Otogi, Yugi, and Yami arrived at the diner to find Bakura glaring at an attractive, yet slutty looking waitress who was glaring right back. Malik and Marik were watching from the sidelines with worried faces while Ryou stood next to Bakura with his hand over his right cheek and a distraught look cast over his usual cheerful face.
"Slut."
"Bastard."
"Bitch."
"Man-whore."
"Loser."
It seemed that Bakura and the waitress were in an all out insult war, and it would probably end with Bakura sending the girl to the Shadow Realm.
"Please, Bakura. It's not worth it." Ryou said softly as he put his hand on his aggressive boyfriend's shoulder and summoned up this cutest puppy-dog eyes he could.
Bakura growled and stalked out of the diner with Ryou silently trailing behind.
"What was that all about?" Honda finally asked.
"Bakura got into a bit of a fight with the waitress because she was hitting on Ryou." Malik explained.
"Hmph. All I did was tell the kid he had a nice butt...and maybe whistle at 'em." the blonde said, jumping into the conversation. "You said you wanted to ask me somethin', though?"
"Yeah, do you remember a Katrina Kakashi?" (A/N KAKASHI, DANGGIT!! NARUTO'S TEACHER!!! *ahem* Sorry, 'bout that.)
"Kat? Yeah, I remember her. Nice girl, sorta weird, but nice none the less." The blonde waitress popped a piece of bubblegum in her mouth and started to chew. "She only stayed for a little while, then she just left without a word. She kept mumblin' stuff about protecting people from the evil youkais and the AEY. Everyone knows that's rubbish, though. There's no such thing as youkais, but whenever I tried to convince her that she needed to spend her time on more useful things, she would just get mad at me and walk away."
"Do you happen to know anything about her current whereabouts? We're from a different part of Japan that Kat used to live in and we are taking a vacation here. We thought we could visit our old friend while we were here." Yugi said, thinking up a pretty good excuse.
"Hmm..." the bleach blonde blew a bubble as she thought. "Yeah, one of my friends just visited her at her apartment. 424 Ramen Drive, I think. That's all I remember. I gotta get back to work. Hope you guys find her!"
"Well, it looks like we don't even need the tracking device!" Seto said once they were out of the small building.
"Let's hope so!" Marik said, putting an arm around Malik's slim waist.
Bakura and Ryou appeared in front of the group looking disheveled and Bakura looking very pleased with himself.
~~FLASHBACK~~
Bakura leaned against the wall on the side of the diner as Ryou searched for what to say.
"Kura?"
"What?" Bakura's tone confirmed that he was a bit annoyed.
"Um..." Ryou was cut short as Bakura wrapped his arms around his koi's torso and pulled him close.
"I'm sorry to embarrass you, but I'm constantly fearful that you'll be stolen away from me... " Bakura admitted with sincerity.
"Aww...Bakura-chan, you're so sweet. Well, when you want to be, anyway."
"...plus, that woman was a skank."
"You ruined the moment."
"I know, it was getting too mushy."
To prove his point, Bakura twirled them around so Ryou was pressed against the wall and kissed him passionately. (A/N Ryan: Sounds like a beginning of a light lemon... Doom: NO! Ryan: Wimp.)
~~END FLASHBACK~~
"I don't think I wanna know." Jou commented with his eyebrow raised.
"We're going to Ramen Drive! Let's go!" Yugi said.
They all stuffed into the car and sped off. On the way of course, Bakura, Yami, Marik, and Seto got into an argument.
"Nuh-huh, Felicia would never leave Donald!" Marik yelled.
"What? Of course she would! She's a lot better off with George!" Seto disagreed as Jou rolled his eyes on the topic of the argument.
"Yeah, but she doesn't deserve him!" Yami argued.
"Yes, she's a little slutty if you ask me." Bakura agreed with a nod.
"Nun-huh! She-" Seto was broken off by Jou.
"Why the heck are you guys arguing about a soap opera?!?"
"Um...because Felicia's a slut?" Yami tried.
"NO WAY!! SHE'S-"
And so, the argument continued until they reached Ramen Drive. They stopped arguing and rung the doorbell. The door slowly opened and...
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Doom: MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Cliffie!! I'm so evil. ^.^
Ryan: That was a short chappie.
Doom: I didn't have as much inspiration as usual 'cause I only got 9 reviews for this chappie and I usually get at least ten...
Haku: Get over it!! It's not a big deal!! Think of it this way, less reviewer notes!!
Spat-Spat: Which we should start now.
To Towairaito Zoon: Yes, yes, SUGAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* Sorry, gotta get back to be a serious authoress..........NOT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
To phwee? yami hobo: I have no idea where that sentence came from, actually. Hehehe. Sorry if it's confusing. I tried to squeeze in the BxR fluff.
To Liz: Yep! YxY 4 ever!!! It's ok that you don't know what a youkai is. It's an occult monster/demon. *becomes mind-slave of Jedi mind trick*
To Ranma Higurashi: MmMmMm...bacon.....
To D-Chan: I think I've 'changed' your yami a little. Maybe she's been reading too much fluff. Make her read some drama and horror stories. Or threaten to make Anzu hump her if she doesn't act normal. ^.^
To Jay Kamiya: You'll be in my story in a chappie or two. GO GET HER!!! HAHAHA!!
To Princess Strawberry: Immature people rock!!!!! YA!!!!!!!!! Umm...sorry...I got carried away. ^^U
To Peace Angel and Dark Angel: Sequels are yummy. ^.^ Thankies!!!
To onlyHAUNTED: I shall try and update ASAP!!
Marik: *looking for Malik*
Malik: *hiding*
Doom: OVER THERE!! *points to where Malik is hiding*
Malik: O.O
Marik: Yay! *grabs hikari and drags him off to somewhere more 'private'*
Spat-Spat: REVIEW PLEASE!!
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Doom: PISS OFF DISCLAIMER MAN!!!!!!! *shoots Disclaimer-Man* *grumble grumble*
Ryan: O.O
Haku: What's up with her?!?
Spat-Spat: She's mad because she's been getting less and less reviews and nobody knew the answer to the name thing.
Doom: IT WAS KAKASHI, DAMMIT! DON'T YOU PEOPLE READ NARUTO?!?! ARGH!!! *breaks random objects in room* Ok, I'm better now! ^__^
Spat-Spat, Haku, and Ryan: O_O
Doom: Soooooo....who wants to do the warning?!
Marik: *pops up from nowhere* ME!
Ryan: . Hey! That's my job!!!
Haku: Aww...don't worry Ryan-chan! I'm sure Doom-sama will let you do it next time! *pats Ryan on the head and walks away*
Ryan: ^__^
Marik: There is yaoi in this fic!! MWAHAHA!! Disturbing, no? Well, if it IS disturbing to you, GET THE HELL OUT OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Ryan and Spat-Spat: O.O
Doom: ^__^ *thinking* 'He might be insane and evil, but he gets the point across!' *clears throat so Marik will stop his evil laugh and continue with the warning*
Marik: Oh! The pairings are: My fellow evil yami, Bakura with his hikari, the pharaoh with his hikari, the dog with that guy whose cloak always seems to float in mid-air (must be magic) I forget his name...ah well it must have not been important, and...yours truly with my sexy, pretty, sweet, loving, caring, hott, sexy, cute, wonderful, sexy, stylish, smart, funny, witty, sexy-
Doom: . MARIK!!!
Marik: ^.^U -hikari. *huggles Malik plushie* I cannot help it, I'm obsessed. *purr*
Doom: O.O.....Hmm....^__^ *snaps pictures* Oh! There's gonna be a dosage of BxR fluff 'cause phwee? yami hobo requested it
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Seto, Jou, Honda, Otogi, Yugi, and Yami arrived at the diner to find Bakura glaring at an attractive, yet slutty looking waitress who was glaring right back. Malik and Marik were watching from the sidelines with worried faces while Ryou stood next to Bakura with his hand over his right cheek and a distraught look cast over his usual cheerful face.
"Slut."
"Bastard."
"Bitch."
"Man-whore."
"Loser."
It seemed that Bakura and the waitress were in an all out insult war, and it would probably end with Bakura sending the girl to the Shadow Realm.
"Please, Bakura. It's not worth it." Ryou said softly as he put his hand on his aggressive boyfriend's shoulder and summoned up this cutest puppy-dog eyes he could.
Bakura growled and stalked out of the diner with Ryou silently trailing behind.
"What was that all about?" Honda finally asked.
"Bakura got into a bit of a fight with the waitress because she was hitting on Ryou." Malik explained.
"Hmph. All I did was tell the kid he had a nice butt...and maybe whistle at 'em." the blonde said, jumping into the conversation. "You said you wanted to ask me somethin', though?"
"Yeah, do you remember a Katrina Kakashi?" (A/N KAKASHI, DANGGIT!! NARUTO'S TEACHER!!! *ahem* Sorry, 'bout that.)
"Kat? Yeah, I remember her. Nice girl, sorta weird, but nice none the less." The blonde waitress popped a piece of bubblegum in her mouth and started to chew. "She only stayed for a little while, then she just left without a word. She kept mumblin' stuff about protecting people from the evil youkais and the AEY. Everyone knows that's rubbish, though. There's no such thing as youkais, but whenever I tried to convince her that she needed to spend her time on more useful things, she would just get mad at me and walk away."
"Do you happen to know anything about her current whereabouts? We're from a different part of Japan that Kat used to live in and we are taking a vacation here. We thought we could visit our old friend while we were here." Yugi said, thinking up a pretty good excuse.
"Hmm..." the bleach blonde blew a bubble as she thought. "Yeah, one of my friends just visited her at her apartment. 424 Ramen Drive, I think. That's all I remember. I gotta get back to work. Hope you guys find her!"
"Well, it looks like we don't even need the tracking device!" Seto said once they were out of the small building.
"Let's hope so!" Marik said, putting an arm around Malik's slim waist.
Bakura and Ryou appeared in front of the group looking disheveled and Bakura looking very pleased with himself.
~~FLASHBACK~~
Bakura leaned against the wall on the side of the diner as Ryou searched for what to say.
"Kura?"
"What?" Bakura's tone confirmed that he was a bit annoyed.
"Um..." Ryou was cut short as Bakura wrapped his arms around his koi's torso and pulled him close.
"I'm sorry to embarrass you, but I'm constantly fearful that you'll be stolen away from me... " Bakura admitted with sincerity.
"Aww...Bakura-chan, you're so sweet. Well, when you want to be, anyway."
"...plus, that woman was a skank."
"You ruined the moment."
"I know, it was getting too mushy."
To prove his point, Bakura twirled them around so Ryou was pressed against the wall and kissed him passionately. (A/N Ryan: Sounds like a beginning of a light lemon... Doom: NO! Ryan: Wimp.)
~~END FLASHBACK~~
"I don't think I wanna know." Jou commented with his eyebrow raised.
"We're going to Ramen Drive! Let's go!" Yugi said.
They all stuffed into the car and sped off. On the way of course, Bakura, Yami, Marik, and Seto got into an argument.
"Nuh-huh, Felicia would never leave Donald!" Marik yelled.
"What? Of course she would! She's a lot better off with George!" Seto disagreed as Jou rolled his eyes on the topic of the argument.
"Yeah, but she doesn't deserve him!" Yami argued.
"Yes, she's a little slutty if you ask me." Bakura agreed with a nod.
"Nun-huh! She-" Seto was broken off by Jou.
"Why the heck are you guys arguing about a soap opera?!?"
"Um...because Felicia's a slut?" Yami tried.
"NO WAY!! SHE'S-"
And so, the argument continued until they reached Ramen Drive. They stopped arguing and rung the doorbell. The door slowly opened and...
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Doom: MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Cliffie!! I'm so evil. ^.^
Ryan: That was a short chappie.
Doom: I didn't have as much inspiration as usual 'cause I only got 9 reviews for this chappie and I usually get at least ten...
Haku: Get over it!! It's not a big deal!! Think of it this way, less reviewer notes!!
Spat-Spat: Which we should start now.
To Towairaito Zoon: Yes, yes, SUGAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* Sorry, gotta get back to be a serious authoress..........NOT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
To phwee? yami hobo: I have no idea where that sentence came from, actually. Hehehe. Sorry if it's confusing. I tried to squeeze in the BxR fluff.
To Liz: Yep! YxY 4 ever!!! It's ok that you don't know what a youkai is. It's an occult monster/demon. *becomes mind-slave of Jedi mind trick*
To Ranma Higurashi: MmMmMm...bacon.....
To D-Chan: I think I've 'changed' your yami a little. Maybe she's been reading too much fluff. Make her read some drama and horror stories. Or threaten to make Anzu hump her if she doesn't act normal. ^.^
To Jay Kamiya: You'll be in my story in a chappie or two. GO GET HER!!! HAHAHA!!
To Princess Strawberry: Immature people rock!!!!! YA!!!!!!!!! Umm...sorry...I got carried away. ^^U
To Peace Angel and Dark Angel: Sequels are yummy. ^.^ Thankies!!!
To onlyHAUNTED: I shall try and update ASAP!!
Marik: *looking for Malik*
Malik: *hiding*
Doom: OVER THERE!! *points to where Malik is hiding*
Malik: O.O
Marik: Yay! *grabs hikari and drags him off to somewhere more 'private'*
Spat-Spat: REVIEW PLEASE!!
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