Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or Ranma. I'm sick of writing this. This is like, my 20th something time including my other story.
Camp of the Chaotics
Chapter 15
Author's Note:
Konnichiwa minna-san! I am very depressed! Only a few more days of winter break and then back to school! I cry! My next long break is in February! I won't be able to write a lot and I'll have to get to back to weeklong updates! Trust me, I want to update. Writing is really fun for me! Anyway, I'll get to the story that has not been updated for about a couple months!
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"I can't believe those girls!" Kagome whispered to Akane.
"Tell me about it! Now you know how I feel, except for this one thing: Ranma has three more girlfriends/fiancées!" she whispered back.
"Hey! I'm not with Inu Yasha right now!" Kagome said.
"Yeah? Well you sure look like you are, and I'm pretty sure you like him!" Akane accused.
"Um, hey, girls, we're done laughing and fighting now. Can we go now?" Inu Yasha asked, walking over.
"Oh, ah, sure!" Kagome said nervously, wondering if Inu Yasha had heard any parts of their conversation.
"Okay! Let's go!" Akane said, happy and careless of the conversation.
Kikyo groaned. "Do we have to move on? My legs hurt!"
"I'll carry you Kikyo!" Naraku said, twiddling his thumbs.
Kikyo's expression softened. "Naraku?"
"Y-yes?"
"IN YOUR DREAMS! THE ONLY ONE CARRYING ME AROUND HERE IS INU-CHAN!" she hollered. "Right, Inu Yasha?"
Inu Yasha shook his head like crazy. "In your dreams, Kikyo!"
Kikyo's eyes started going teary. "B-but, Inu Yasha! I thought you cared!"
Two vein pops each from Kagome and Naraku.
"Anta!" Sesshoumaru yelled. "Let's get going! If I miss one soap, you're all going down!"
"Sesshoumaru, when did you start watching soap operas?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Since I opened a hair salon and my lady customers made me watch them!" he said. "But, since it's not story time, I suggest we GET GOING!"
Kikyo whined. "D-demo!"
"Don't you dare 'but' me!" Sesshoumaru commanded.
"But my legs hurt!" she said, using her best pout.
"Too bad, so sad. Go get a trainer."
Kikyo glared at Sesshoumaru, who just looked bored. Finally, Kikyo 'HUMPHed' and started marching.
Everyone took off.
"Say, Kagome, will you be my woman?" Kouga said, walking next to Kagome.
"Kouga, it's not the time," she said, huffing.
"Please Kagome?" he said, begging.
"NO!" Kagome's temper was going up.
"D-demo, aishiteru!"
Kagome stopped dead in her tracks. Inu Yasha stopped dead in his.
"WHAT?" they both exclaimed.
"I said, I love you!" he said calmly.
"Boy, if I didn't know you were a blind fool, I would beat the mattaku out of you!" Inu Yasha growled.
(A/N: All of you peoples who don't know a lot of Japanese, don't worry! I have a small glossary at the bottom!)
Kagome stared at Inu Yasha. 'Does this mean he likes me?' she wondered to herself.
Kouga looked undaunted. "What do you care? It's not like you care about Kagome-chan!" he said, snorting.
Kagome looked at Inu Yasha. 'Say something I want to hear!' she yelled mentally.
Inu Yasha blushed. 'If I say I do, then Kagome might think I'm some sort of creep, like Kouga, but if I don't, then Kouga takes Kagome for the plucking!'
"Well, ah…"
Sesshoumaru noticed the unmoving teens. "Hayaku!" he yelled.
"We're coming!" Kagome yelled.
"Then get going!" he yelled back.
Inu Yasha, for once grateful for his half-brother's impatience, walked on.
Kagome stared at the back of his head. 'Maybe he really doesn't like me! Maybe it's just me and my stupid daydreams…'
"Gomen nasai, Kouga-kun, but not today. Maybe another time."
"Okay…" he said, disappointed but not too much. He walked away to talk to Naraku.
"Yokatta!" Kagome muttered under her breath.
Akane and Sango popped up.
"Why?" Sango asked, even though she knew.
"Yeah? Why do you want him gone?" Akane asked.
Kagome sighed. "Akane, why do you want Kuno gone? Sango, why do you want Miroku to stop touching your butt?"
"Oh. Good point," Akane and Sango said, sweat-drops forming.
"Exactly!" she said, exasperated.
"Yeah… but Kagome! Why do you want Kouga gone? It's not like he's terrible looking, or that annoying, for that matter!" Akane said.
"Uh-huh. And also, it's not like you're seeing anyone!" Sango continued.
Kagome blushed. 'They have a point. It isn't like I'm waiting for Inu Yasha to ask me out or anything!' "You're right! I should go out with Kouga! I'll go ask him out… later."
Oh no! Sango and Akane's plan backfired! This isn't good!
"Ah, Kagome! I thought you liked Inu Yasha!" Sango said quickly.
Kagome turned around. "Well, it's not like I'm totally and deeply in love with him!" she asked carelessly.
Inu Yasha, who was hearing all this (and kept silent!), felt a jab in his chest. 'Ouch!' He kept on listening.
"I'm mean," Kagome continued. "Why should I even care? It's not my life! He can go back to Kikyo for all I care! And she can drag him off to hell!" (A/N: No pun intended!)
Three more jabs. 'Kagome, is this how you really feel?'
"But, Kagome!" Akane said.
"What?" she impatiently asked. She was on a roll and she was going to make a statement! "You guys should seriously join me! I mean, what's so good about waiting? If everyone on Titanic waited on the deck for a lifeboat then they would have died! Come on! We woman should stand up for our rights and stop waiting! We can do this!"
Everyone female goes "Sugoi!"
"Exactly!"
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One of my New Year resolutions is to use more Japanese words, so it's going to start with fan-fiction! Sorry for the inconvenience!
Glossary:
Aishiteru- A formal way of saying, 'I love you'
Anta- An informal way of saying 'you'. Anata is the more respectful way of saying it.
Demo- 'But'
Gomen nasai- 'I'm sorry'
Hayaku- 'Hurry up!'
Mattaku- There's a lot of definitions for this word. It can mean 'damn it', 'crap', 'hell', etc. I wanted it to be meant 'crap', or 'hell.' Yeah.
Sugoi- 'Wow'
Yokatta- 'Good' or 'Thank God'
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