One Boy, One Girl, Back At School AGAIN!

Ahh, The Returning Of The Babies! And Startin' That Once In A Life Time Field Trip!
That week was pretty much the same. Screaming Babies and hell. Miroku and Sango had large bags under their eyes with tousled hair all the time trying to make the 'damn thing' shut up. Kagome was practically in heaven. I mean think about it. Your husband could shut the 'damn thing' up in a heartbeat and gladly give you credit at school. He was hot 'sexy' and too cool. He was affectionate to her and she was totally in love with him. I mean wouldn't that just be a dream? And jealous friends all around to loath you two because you two are so perfect together but love you because you make such a cute couple. Ya it was the life.

With just recapping over that past week she decided to go visit him in his dorm.

"Inuyasha?"

"ya come in baby."

She giggled 'baby' was her new nickname.

"Hi Inuyasha! I was just thinking about you and I wanted to say 'hi'!" she said cheerfully as she plopped down next to him on the floor.

"Did you bring Sango with you Kagome?"

"No she wasn't there something about going on a date"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Miroku screeched clearly gullible.

"But I'm her husband! Me! Me only! Not anyone else!"

"chill out Miroku I was just kidding but she wasn't there. And besides she won't be your husband tomorrow. Ahh yes . . tomorrow Friday! And then we get a nice weekend and THEN we go to the beach and resort!"

"Sounds great!" Inuyasha said smiling as he watched Miroku glare at him as he picked up the baby rocked it a couple times and it shut up.

"You're such a good husband Inuyasha. I'm glad you are my partner!"

"Ya only because I can shut the 'damn thing' up."

"no no no! I think you are a great husband in general Inuyasha! Besides you're cute!" Kagome had obviously gotten friendlier toward everyone especially Inuyasha, much to his delight. I think she was just on the I- don't-have-homework trip that wouldn't last long. And then after the field trip it would be hell and mood swings all over again. The poor boys would be come after at each side by both Sango and Kagome.

"Kewl!" he said happily as Sango came crashing through the door.

"Oh there you are Kagome! Hey boys!"

"How's my husband-that-won't-be-tomorrow doing?"

"I'm doing fine my lovely Sango!"

"Good!" she set down her overly-loaded pack and Gave Miroku a kiss.

"Hey! What about me Kagome! I'm your husband!" Inuyasha said clearly miffed with a jealous blush on his cheeks.

"Well oh excuse me mister I-can-shut-the-damn-baby-up" Kagome said as she leaned over and kissed her 'husband'.

"Man I'm hungry!" Inuyasha whined.

"as usual!" Miroku piped in. Inuyasha just sent him the age old death glare and grabbed Kagome;s wrist and gave Sango and Miroku the 'look' that threatened them if they didn't get up.

"Come on!" Inuyasha said as he dragged everyone out the door and went to the café at the bottom floor of the college.

"hmm it actually really was a good idea to eat here Inuyasha!" Kagome cooed. He smiled glad he had his Ramen. They were all eating contently seeing a lot of people from the college eating around them. Kagome's eyes widened at the sight of a familiar looking boy.

"Oh no Inuyasha hide me!"

"Huh?"

"oh forget it too late . ." she mumbled as a particularly handsome guy strode over to them. ( not as handsome as Inu-kun!)

"Why hello Kagome! Long time no see! I didn't know you came here!"

"hey Hojo . . ya I do."

"So what might your name be?"

"I'm Inuyasha . ." he noticed the look that was on that damn Hojo's face when he looked at Kagome and Inuyasha didn't like it one bit. He instinctively wrapped his arm around Kagome and sent a death glare at Hojo that could make the sun never set. Kagome knew what was going on and the dumb ass Hojo couldn't tell Inuyasha was close to killing him. She tried to make sure no blood would be shed by wrapping her arm around Inuyasha.

Sango and Miroku just watched trying to hold back laughter at the silent battle between a couple and someone trying to hit on INUYASHA'S girl. Man that is a stupid thing to do.

"Oh Hojo! This is Inuyasha! He's my boyfriend though I know you know his name because you just met! Heh heh!"

Hojo raised an eyebrow at that statement and even thought the word 'boyfriend' was going over and over in his mind he just didn't seem to get the hint the dumb ass.

"Okay Kagome! I'll see you later maybe go to dinner or something!" he walked away with all the girls in the room staring and drooling after him. Everyone at the table rolled their eyes at his stupidity and Sango and Miroku busted out laughing.

"You don't like him do you Kagome?" Inuyasha asked with pleading eyes.

"Oh of course not my Inu-kun!" she said as she playfully tapped his nose. That was good enough for him. He blushed and gave her a charming smile and returned to eating his oh so precious Ramen.

Inuyasha sensed something across the table. Just as he had had a sixth sense for busting evil cheaters at the carnival he also had a talent for just busting people in general.

"MIROKU! Are you still on that!?" he asked with that cute angry twitchy eyebrow as he swiped away a newly placed packet of sweet 'N Low in Miroku's hand.

"Hey!" Miroku whined but Inuyasha just moved the whole entire little stand full of them away so Miroku couldn't get to them.

"Geeze . I don't have ranch and that is bad enough but for them to take away the Sweet 'N Low that is just wrong . . sick and wrong. This sucks. This sucks rocks." Miroku mumbled to himself.

They all quietly went up to Kagome and Sango's dorm where the boys spent the night in their room on the floor illegally so that way they could spend the last night with the evil babies. If it cried during the night (Inuyasha and Kagome's child) Inuyasha would just wake up and rock it saying either " It's okay mama's here. ." or "It's okay dada's here" so that possibly the baby would know so that Kagome would get credit. He just didn't want to wake his sleeping 'wife'. Sango and Miroku would just struggle fruitlessly until Inuyasha came to the rescue.

It was the next day and time to turn in their babies.

"Okay class Rin will give you your announcements and help you turn in the babies it will be a free class today." Sesshoumoru stated dully as he returned ton his desk and let Rin do all the work.

"Okay! First! I just want to tell you that there will be no homework tonight because you took care of your babies! And second there is something about those babies that we didn't tell you. We clearly stated or inferred that you would be an influence on this child like you would when you are raising a real one. So this chip has stored everything you guys have said around it. It will, when I call you up, say the most frequent words used between you and your couples. If it is something embarrassing don't get mad at me because you have only caused your own problems! Now I will call you up! . . Miroku, Sango, and Legiaa!"

They walked up and handed the baby to them and she pushed the button it then repeated three times "Kiss me Sango!". The couple held their head in their hands while Rin surpressed a fit of laughter.

"Quite interesting you two! Ha ha ha! Why don't you two love birds sit down and enjoy your lives with out it.

"so Sango snicker what is it like to be baby free?"

"Oh the burden has just left my shoulders!" Sango replied to Kagome with a mad blush from in front of the class.

"Inuyasha, Kagome, and Nayo?"

they walked up to the front of the class and reluctantly handed over the baby afraid of what it might say. It said three times:

"Inuyashaaaaaa! Damn thing!" Kagome and Inuyasha blushed while Rin let out a giggle and returned them to their seats.

They went through the whole class of pairs and there were many EMBARRASSING and funny and unusual comments coming out of those things. By the time Rin was done they still had 40 minutes of class left. She told them that she would hook the babies up to their computer and print out the status and their grades.

"Ha ha! Miroku your baby said you that you BWUAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Inuyasha cracked up and Kagome joined him. Sango and Miroku just gave them embarrassed looks and then decided to start normal chit chat.

"So Inuyasha! You excited for the fieldtrip!? I sure am they have mazes and dances and a beach and all these different things!"

He winced at the word 'maze' because of his past experience with them but he was still excited all the same.

"Sure am! How bout you two love birds?"

"Ya! We are happy! We can't wait!" they disregarded the comment of 'love birds' and expressed their excitement.

It was the end of class and they got their grades.

"Thank you guys! See you in a couple of days at the resort! You all know be at the bus in front of the college at 6:30 am! See ya!"

They all exited the room and went to the other classes. It was free time the whole day because the teachers just gave up for the first two weeks (I wish my school would do that but NNNOOOOOOO my school just has to be 'on top' piece of shit school! PRA! Sucks it sucks rocks! Ahem sorry .. . . . heh heh!)

It was the end of the day and the weekend blew by and they were all packed up and excited for their 'once in a life time' field trip. One problem . . they had to be at the bus on time . .
Well sorry if the chapter is short I will just keep putting up a lot of short chapters at once! Up ahead?: a LOT of chapters on the field trip. Or I think at least a lot . . . ya! Anyway! Flame review whatver! Just give me your opinion!

Arigato!

Ciao!