A/N:This is in celebration of the final ep of Dark Angel Freak Nation airing today at 7:35pm on Channel 5 here in the UK (sorry if I spoilt some UK readers with this). Today I'm gonna watch it again and just be happy with the season finale. Then I'm going to find a way to get to the US, get in the FOX building and torture the peeps in charge with reality TV shows until they crack so DA can come back. It's a wonderful dream anyway.....
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"I was deplyed in the field. Don't hold it against me"
"Well a genetically empowered birdie told me your people need supplies" I shot an accusing look at Alec who did deliberately didn't look at me.
"Yeah, to bad I just can't get fired. So what do ya think 'bout it?"
"I think... we should send someone on a hot run to Terminal City"
"Well I'd need the package, or packages to be delivered especially"
"It's what I pay these bums for"
"Yo Normal, tha will of the Almighty states that tha workers of tha most high must be given work breaks" shouted a familiar voice offscreen.
"Hey man!" Sketchy bounded up to the screen like a dog to it's master when he heard the familiar Jamaican accent was heard. "Herbal man, what happened? You said you were skippin' town with your woman"
I smiled as I knew who that voice belonged to, I looked behind me and saw that Alec looked confused yet amused and Cindy looked nearly as happy as Sketch.
"Hey Sketchy" they was a scuffling noise as Normal's face was pushed out of the way and was replaced by none other than Herbal Thought's.
"No personal buissness in work hours!" Normal shouted in the background.
"Sketchy mon, my womon wanted to come back, she missed tha green pastures of home"
"That's hecric" said Sketchy smiling.
"Here hot run" Normal seemed to have recovered from the little scuffle and was loading Herbal with a pile of brown packages.
"But tha almighty states-"
"That you should deliver these packages to their rightful homes and carry this on in personal time or else you want to be punished by fire" Herbal kissed his teeth and nodded to Sketchy one last time before disappearing offscreen.
"Bums" I heard Normal say when he appeared back on.
"So what's the game plan?" I asked him smiling at his newest employee.
"Well first we need to get our men-" Cindy coughed behind me "and woman out of there"
"Good plan, but how?" Alec spoke up.
"Sewers" Joshua suggested again.
"So we get them out... then what?" I asked.
"We help you get you and yours what you need. Of course I'd need my trusted employees behind me"
"What do you mean by that?" Cindy accused.
"Huh? I don't get it do we still get paid"
"Idiots" Normal muttered to the both of them. Sketchy still looked confused as we discussed our plans further.
***
"We should split up" said a male voice quietly, being careful not to make any noise as he walked through the woods.
"No way, strength in numbers"
"Maybe we should've stayed where we were"
"Where there's no point turning back now"
"So what's been goin on" asked the first voice.
"Well Maxie and Zack are alive but Max is holed up in TC and Zack doesn't have any memory of who he is. Manticore's caput but mostly everyone got let out. Lydecker's missing and there's this mystery Sandeman creator guy that's linked with Manticore the freaky cult freaks and White" explained a young woman
"The guy that wants us all dead right? 'Cause it's a safe guess, everyone wants us dead in one way or another" joked a second young woman.
"Yeah so where are we going again?" asked another man, adding the group up to four, two girls and two boys.
"To Zack, how many bitchin' times do I have to tell ya Krit"
"Chill Syl, don't bust a gut" 'Krit' soothed.
"How much further?" asked the other girl.
"Just a couple more cliks" answered the leader man.
"Hey let's play a game to pass the time" suggested Krit cheerfully.
"Game? What could we possibly play in the woods"
"Ooh, eye spy" said Krit, and without waiting for an answer he started to play, "eye spy with my little eye, something beginning with-DUCK!"
The four X5s ducked just in time to hear the sound of bullets, that could've been their last whizzing over their heads into the green foliage.
"Told you we should have split up" muttered Zane into the earthy ground where he lay.
***
"We were ordered to stay put" a voice stated bluntly.
"Since when have you taken orders from that jerk" the angry man indicated the other, calmer man in the next room.
The young man was silent for a minute thinking that statement over.
"When do we leave?" the older man smiled, satisfied at his decision.
***
A/N: Even as I'm writing this Charmed is about to start on Channel 5... straight after that Dark Angel is on. So this piece is for DA... and the soon madness of the FOX people once I'm through with them, *cue evil laugh*
***
"I was deplyed in the field. Don't hold it against me"
"Well a genetically empowered birdie told me your people need supplies" I shot an accusing look at Alec who did deliberately didn't look at me.
"Yeah, to bad I just can't get fired. So what do ya think 'bout it?"
"I think... we should send someone on a hot run to Terminal City"
"Well I'd need the package, or packages to be delivered especially"
"It's what I pay these bums for"
"Yo Normal, tha will of the Almighty states that tha workers of tha most high must be given work breaks" shouted a familiar voice offscreen.
"Hey man!" Sketchy bounded up to the screen like a dog to it's master when he heard the familiar Jamaican accent was heard. "Herbal man, what happened? You said you were skippin' town with your woman"
I smiled as I knew who that voice belonged to, I looked behind me and saw that Alec looked confused yet amused and Cindy looked nearly as happy as Sketch.
"Hey Sketchy" they was a scuffling noise as Normal's face was pushed out of the way and was replaced by none other than Herbal Thought's.
"No personal buissness in work hours!" Normal shouted in the background.
"Sketchy mon, my womon wanted to come back, she missed tha green pastures of home"
"That's hecric" said Sketchy smiling.
"Here hot run" Normal seemed to have recovered from the little scuffle and was loading Herbal with a pile of brown packages.
"But tha almighty states-"
"That you should deliver these packages to their rightful homes and carry this on in personal time or else you want to be punished by fire" Herbal kissed his teeth and nodded to Sketchy one last time before disappearing offscreen.
"Bums" I heard Normal say when he appeared back on.
"So what's the game plan?" I asked him smiling at his newest employee.
"Well first we need to get our men-" Cindy coughed behind me "and woman out of there"
"Good plan, but how?" Alec spoke up.
"Sewers" Joshua suggested again.
"So we get them out... then what?" I asked.
"We help you get you and yours what you need. Of course I'd need my trusted employees behind me"
"What do you mean by that?" Cindy accused.
"Huh? I don't get it do we still get paid"
"Idiots" Normal muttered to the both of them. Sketchy still looked confused as we discussed our plans further.
***
"We should split up" said a male voice quietly, being careful not to make any noise as he walked through the woods.
"No way, strength in numbers"
"Maybe we should've stayed where we were"
"Where there's no point turning back now"
"So what's been goin on" asked the first voice.
"Well Maxie and Zack are alive but Max is holed up in TC and Zack doesn't have any memory of who he is. Manticore's caput but mostly everyone got let out. Lydecker's missing and there's this mystery Sandeman creator guy that's linked with Manticore the freaky cult freaks and White" explained a young woman
"The guy that wants us all dead right? 'Cause it's a safe guess, everyone wants us dead in one way or another" joked a second young woman.
"Yeah so where are we going again?" asked another man, adding the group up to four, two girls and two boys.
"To Zack, how many bitchin' times do I have to tell ya Krit"
"Chill Syl, don't bust a gut" 'Krit' soothed.
"How much further?" asked the other girl.
"Just a couple more cliks" answered the leader man.
"Hey let's play a game to pass the time" suggested Krit cheerfully.
"Game? What could we possibly play in the woods"
"Ooh, eye spy" said Krit, and without waiting for an answer he started to play, "eye spy with my little eye, something beginning with-DUCK!"
The four X5s ducked just in time to hear the sound of bullets, that could've been their last whizzing over their heads into the green foliage.
"Told you we should have split up" muttered Zane into the earthy ground where he lay.
***
"We were ordered to stay put" a voice stated bluntly.
"Since when have you taken orders from that jerk" the angry man indicated the other, calmer man in the next room.
The young man was silent for a minute thinking that statement over.
"When do we leave?" the older man smiled, satisfied at his decision.
***
A/N: Even as I'm writing this Charmed is about to start on Channel 5... straight after that Dark Angel is on. So this piece is for DA... and the soon madness of the FOX people once I'm through with them, *cue evil laugh*
