Disclaimer-Man: *gathering dust in the corner*

Doom: O.O What happened to my Dislaimer-Man?!?

Spat-Spat: Oh, I dunno...maybe it's because you haven't update in WEEKS!!

Doom: ^^U Um...no?

Ryan: Yes, and if you don't get off your butt, I'm taking this fic over!!!

Haku: And I'm gonna be the assistant! ^__^

Ryan: Good assistant. *pats Haku on the head and gives him a cookie*

Doom: O__o Ok, then...WAKE UP DISCLAIMER-MAN!!

Disclaimer-Man: *wakes up* Doom does not own anything that has to do with anime except for a few issues of Shonen Jump and other mangas. *flops back on the floor and starts snoring*

Ryan: Well, I shall do the warning since we can't write the fic...

Haku: I have nothing to do!! U__U

Ryan: Nu-uh! You're...uh....my side-kick!

Haku: Yay! ^__^ I get to be Ryan-chan's sidekickie! *pecks Ryan on the cheek* ^__^

Ryan: ^.^ Anyways, there is shonen-ai in this ficcie and don't flame the authoress or Haku will bite you!

Haku: Yep, yep!

Ryan: And if you hurt Haku in any way becuase he bit you, I'll kick your butt then get other people to kick your butt, too!

Haku: ^__^ 'Cause Ryan-chan is nice like that. *kiss kiss*

Ryan: O.O *blush*

Doom: Is it me or is he acting even weirder than usual?

Ryan: Yeah...I LIKE IT!!

Doom+3 Pixi-Stix+Bubbalicous+Smile DK songs played over and over=this chappie

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The door opened and there stood an older woman dressed in a pirate outfit, parrot and all!

"Uh..hi?" Yugi greeted and suddenly felt a little uneasy about the waitress's information.

"Aye, hullo, matey. What you be needing today? Aye." The old pirate croaked out.

"Um...we're looking for a Katrina Kakashi..." Yami said, stepping in front of Yugi. No way was that lady going to come NEAR Yugi!

"Aye, she lives next door. Would you like to pet me Polly? Aye." The insane old lady asked/ayed as she pointed to her parrot.

"Oh, I do!" Malik jumped up and down and grinned.

/Hikari! Are you an idiot??/ Marik sent through their link.

//But, Marik, we could train it to peck peoples' heads if you use the Millenium Rod on it!//

/You're a genius, koi./

//I know, I know.//

"Me, too!!" Marik jumped up and down, pretty much duplicated his hikari's motion.

"No, you don't! We don't have time right now! Sorry!" Ryou dragged the two by their collars away from the colorful bird.

"Arrrr...That be alright." The old woman said as she lifted her polka-dotted eye patch and scratched right above her eye, that was perfectly fine, I might add.

"Uh...yeah...so, we have to go now! Nice talking to you!" Seto forced a friendly laugh as he pushed Jou in the direction Ryou was dragging the pair.

"Ditto." Yugi and Yami said in unison.

They regrouped and started laughing over the crazy old lady. Once they calmed down, they set off for the next door and knocked. The door swung open and a cheerful looking redhead appeared. She wore a painting smock (that was practically drenched in paint) over blue jeans and light blue t-shirt. Around her neck was a beaded necklace with a single ruby in the middle.

"Why, hello! Could I help you with- OH! Your the guys from the diner, aren't you?!? Whoa, long time no see! How are you, and- wait...why are you here?" Kat asked, rambling a bit.

"Anzu..." Yugi replied.

"What? But I got rid of her already!" Kat burrowed her eyebrows in confusion.

"She's a cat youkai..."

"Oh, damn." Kat said as she put her hands on her hips, but not before snapping her finger first. "Well, come in. This is going to take a little more conversation then standing outside at my door to get through." She ordered as she ushered them in her moderate sized apartment.

The living room was not at the least ordinary for a girl of her age. (A/N Whats her age??? I have no idea! She's probably about 20 or something...) There was a mural of what seemed to be the AEY group laughing and getting along with peaceful looking youkais. One the wall next to it, was a picture of the peaceful youkais and the humans fighting side-by-side against the evil youkais who were chasing and trying to kill innocents. The group of bishonens' eyes lingered on the art until Kat cleared her throat and spoke.

"I see you like my artwork," She commented with a smirk. "It tells the AEY's story. Not ALL youkais are bad, you know...I myself am part youkai...I'm not enough to transform, but I don't need to because I have powers of my own. But, that's enough of my story, tell me yours. Please, sit down." She said with a polite tone, pointing to the couch which is when the noticed what seemed like fifteen golden bangles hanging on her wrist.

The gang (most a little uncomfortable in the strange apartment) sat down and spilled the whole story. By the time the they were done telling the ordeal, Kat was already forming a plan. She nodded every so often and put her chin in her hands making "hmm" noises.

"Hmm...Yugi!" Kat practically yelled, startling the short teen.

"Uh..yes?" Yugi answered timidly.

"Yugi...what's your favorite color?" Kat asked with serious eyes.

Yugi anime sweatdropped and looked for a sign of amusement in the girl's face.

"Umm...are you joking?"

"Nope."

"Well, uh...I guess purple?"

"Ahh...hmm...just as I suspected...a certain legend says that a person's favorite color tells us a bit about their soul...and if a youkai is able to collect enough souls to form all the colors of the rainbow, it gives them immense power."

"What the hell are you talking about, lady?" Seto exploded. "Are you saying that skank is gonna take our souls?! Where did YOU go to college?!?"

"Set', c'mon, calm down. She may be a little crazy but we gotta listen to her..." Jou whispered as he placed his hand on Seto's shoulder.

"I went to Yale, but that's beside the point. Yes, that tale is quite farfetched becuase many youkais can't even take someone's soul, but there are other ways to get that power. For Anzu, being a cat youkai, it's to sacrifice the 'cool' or 'cold' colors of the color wheel, and only 3. Purple..."

Yugi gulped.

"Blue..."

Seto's eyes widened.

"...and green."

Ryou's jaw dropped.

There was silence in the room for a little.

"I'm sorry, but that sounds like total bull crap to me!" Bakura grumbled.

"Hmm...yes, it's only a legend, but Anzu is willing to try anything to get more power...plus she's a complete asshole. So, she will come after you...not as if you have to worry, the AEY is extrememly capable of protecting you and getting rid of her. Even if we have to get rid of all her lives, she's not going to get away this time...so, you should let me get to work. Go home and get some sleep..." She folded her hands and her lips curled into a smirk. "Unless you have planned some uh...'night activities' already."

All the boys' eyes widened as a lump formed in their throats...

/This woman is going to far into our lives.../ Bakura sent through the link.

//Bakura-chan...don't do anything rash, she's gonna help us! Besides...my favorite color is green...//

/What?!?! Argh! Dammit...I had a good comeback, too.../

"Well...I guess we should be going then..." Yami announced as he nudged Yugi on the shoulder and stood up.

"Hmm...ok, then. Call me if you need me...my number is now on all your speed-dials...don't ask how. Just remember." Her smooth, gypsy-like voice sent shivers up their spines as if her words poked every nerve in their bodies.

Before they knew it, the bishies were walking outside to the car. Jou adjusted Seto's trenchcoat (A/N The magical one that he wears in Battle City) that he let him wear...or actually forced him to wear because of the night chill.

"Well, that was interesting experience." Seto commented quite dully.

"Ha, yes, no argument there..." His blonde koi agreed.

They all squeezed into the car and drove away. Of course, nothing is that easy...

"No way, Felicia's a little whore! Donald's gonna go for Maria."

"Ew! Why would Donald go with Maria?! Have you seen her hair?"

"What?!? I love her hair! Bakura's right, Donald is gonna go for Maria!"

"Yeah, right! Well, I think-"

The arugment droned on and on as the ukes sighed at their semes constant bickering...THE UKES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GIRLY ONES!!! It was bad enough they all had current soap opera addictions, but did they have to argue about it?! It would soon pass like everything else, but they would then have a new addiction, and they all hoped it would be a less....... *ahem* ANNOYING one!

"Hey, we were there for a pretty long time...it's already 11PM..." Otogi pointed out (obviously trying to change the subject).

"Yeah, running all over Domino City looking for this girl wasn't exactly easy..." Ryou said.

"Plus the fact we had to practice for the mile run in gym." Yugi added.

"Ugh...don't mention that reched run! I hate the mile run!!! I hope I get sick the day we have it..." Malik groaned.

"Oh, c'mon, hikari. I'm sure it's not so bad! Be a man!" Marik said humoringly (A/N is that a word???) while he put his arm around Malik's shoulders.

"No, Malik's right...it's terrible!" Yugi exclaimed in full agreement.

"Oh, and what's so bad about it, aibou?" Yami asked with a smirk.

"Oh, boy here we go..." Ryou, Malik, Jou, Honda, Seto, and Otogi all chorused.

"Ok, Yami...imagine running a full mile in shoes that hurt like heck (A/N Let's just say the school makes them wear them, ok?) in dirt that gets in those already uncomfortable shoes...and you have to finish the race or the big guy with whistle around his neck yelling at you to go faster will give you a C in gym. And as if that isn't bad enough, it's the beginning of June and the forcast said it's going to be around 105 degrees! So, not only are you running and sweating your butt off, but you're doing it in the blazing heat!" Yugi finished with a smug look as he left Yami speechless.

"...."

"So, Yami...what do you say to that?"

"That...sounds...hot." Yami said with an unreadable expression.

"Wha-What?!" Yugi almost shouted with shock.

"Hmm...yes, very hot indeed..." Yami's traditional smirk got even bigger as he leaned in closer to his koi's face. "It may be terrible for you...but I can hardly wait...." He purred.

Yugi shrunk back into his seat.

/You seem nervous, aibou...why so tense?/

//You're not funny...//

/Why would I need to be?/

//It's not a joke you know...//

/Am I laughing?/

//Why do you always win?!?//

/Don't think of it as me winning...think of it as...us both winning.../

//Yami, you are just full of sexual innuendo today.//

/Hmm...yes, I am full of other things as well.../ He smirked and winked.

//Yeah, yourself.//

/Why, aibou! I'm surprised at you...tsk, tsk, you haven't been very nice to me.../

//Oh, Yami, you dork.//

/Call me whatever you like, aibou... but there are other things you can call me.../

//You're such a hentai...oh, well.//

Yugi sighed and rested his head on Yami's shoulder as Yami put his arm around his boyfriend's smaller waist.

Outside, a scornful voice rang throughout the streets.

"Hmm, yes enjoy yourselves...for now....MWAHAHAHA!"

"SHUT UP YOU CRAZY LADY!" A middle-age man yelled from his window as he threw a wooden shoe at her head.

"OWIE!"

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Doom: WHOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'M DONE!!!

Spat-Spat: Wow, it was actually a long chappie! Good job, Doom! Now if you could go work on Trapped or your new angst...

Doom: Uh...*runs away*

Spat-Spat: *sigh* Lazybones.

REVIEWER RESPONSES!

To Fallen3: Here's more! Yay! Manga!!!! *reads*

To Ranma Higurashi: BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! I dunno which one they were arguing about, I shall knw soon, though!

To VampssAmby10210: Whoo! I did! ^^U

To sonicshadowfreak: Why thankie! Oh, like the name!

To phwee? yami hobo: You'll get your fluff next chappie, I promise! (Just cuz your one of my favorite reviewers)

To Authoress formally knownas Liz: AHHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!!

Bakura: *still on leash* Um...roar?

Doom: AHHHHHHHHH!!! RYOU, CONTROL YOUR YAMI!!!!

To Jay Kamiya: Yes, indeedy! Just tell me what you'd like to be called in the fic. If you wanna do something in particular, email or I/M me.

To Princess Strawberry: I love writing cliffies...BECAUSE I'M EVIL!!! MWAHAHAHA! I thought this chappie had a teeny bit of YY/Y fluff...cause Yami was being naughty...^^U

To The fallen chibi jou: WHOO HOO PRESENTS!!! Ok, Marik, you get a big bag of daggers!

Marik: YES!!! *runs around trying to stab Disclaimer-Man*

Doom: Malik, you get a bag of pure sugar!!!

Mailk: Yummmmmmmmmmmmy! *grabs some and starts to eat*

Doom: Jou, you get a seto plushe holding a smaller inujou!

Jou: ^__^ It's so cute... *huggle*

Doom: Seto, you get a whip[ya need to train dogs!] and her (A/N i think it's a her) room. [it's filled with dragon and inu stuff]

Seto: MWAHAHA! YEAH, BABY! *drags Jou into room with whip*

Doom: O__o Umm...Yugi...you get three big bags of pixie stickes and the annoying pokeing stick for cuties!

Yugi: Yay! *eats pixi-stix* Yum! *is very hyper, soooo takes poking stick and pokes Yami in the butt, repeatedly* Poke, poke, poke, poke....

Yami: -__-U Yes, thank you (not).

Doom: Don't be sad! You get lighter in the shape of the puzzle!

Yami: ....COOL! *lights Bakura on fire*

Bakura: AHHHHHH!!!! *on fire*

Ryou: BAKU-CHAN! *throws bucket of water on Bakura*

Bakura: Phew! Thanks, hikari!

Ryou: No prob- Wait...why does the bucket say gasoline?

Bakura: O_O *bursts into flames again* AHHHHH!

Fire Department: *come and hose Bakura down*

Doom: Anyways, Bakura, you get a bazooka!

Bakura: Hehehehe, REVENGE! *fires at Yami*

Doom: O__O Umm... Ryou gets a tiger to eat people you don't like.

Ryou: O.O Uh...who do I make it eat...

Anzu: Hiya everyone!

Ryou: *scream* EAT HER, TIGER!!!

Tiger: *eats Anzu* Ugh...indegestion....

Doom: Ryan gets Haku in dragon form plushie!

Ryan: Yay-ness! *huggle*

Doom: Haku gets baceball bat of metel to hit Ryan or Doom or someone over the head with! Wait...

Haku: *hits Doom*

Doom: @__@

Haku: Get up, you got plushies of all the characters!

Doom: ^_______^ YAY-FUL-NESS! Honda gets a key chain of a fish!

Honda: O__O Um...thanks? *had a bad experience with fish* AHHHHH!

Doom: Otogi gets a new set of dice, gold and silver.

Otogi: Cool! *had strange fetish*

To Peace Angel and Dark Angel: Yes...cliffies bad...MWAHAHAHA! *ahem* thanks for giving me a push to update! (love your fic Homework)

To D-Chan8: Yay! Your yami's back to normal! *happy dance* Actually, she was nicer before....oh, well! ^-^

To Queen Zephora Yami: Ooooh, you don't wanna know (about the soap thingies) thankie you vedy much!

To Towairaito Zoon: Yes, you are able to click the button! The force is obviously with you...

Doom: That's it for now! Since you the reiviewers deserve more...if I meet my goal of getting 15 reviews for this chappie (which would be 2 more than this chappie) I promise to update once a week! REVIEW PLEASE!

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