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Camp of the Chaotic
Chapter 16
Author's Note:
Hey everyone! What's up? Sorry for the long update… Can I just say I was stuck on two major stories that I've been writing on and well, I just couldn't find the time or inspiration to write this! Also, I REALLY need to edit, so I've been doing that. I mean, look at chapter 1's title. 'Camp of the Chaotic'. Yes, that was the original name, but I changed it! Now I really need to edit! Thanks for all your reviews! How many did I get, 20? DANG! That's probably the most I've ever had for one chapter! Thank you all! Do you think you can give me 200 reviews? I know it's a lot… but… DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!
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Glossary:
Baka: Idiot, moron, jerk, stupid. You know! It's an insult!
Hai: Yes.
Iie: No
Onegai: Please. Onegai shimasu is more formal.
Yamete: Stop it.
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"We woman always get picked on and now is the time to show men what we're made of!" Kagome ordered, marching around almost comically.
"HAI!" The ladies of the camp were excited to have such an energetic, young leader.
All the guys were basically standing there looking stunned. Would they just stand there letting their crushed and girlfriends become men-haters? Well, in short, yes.
"YAMETE!" Sesshoumaru hollered. "Look, I know you little kiddies want to fight all the time, but I'm not getting into it and I want to get on with this stupid thing! If they weren't paying me $15 an hour I wouldn't even be doing it, so shut up!"
"Yes sir," everyone mumbled (except for Inu Yasha, but everyone expects that!). They started hiking once again.
Surprisingly, the genders were still avoiding each other. Sango glared unmercifully at Miroku, Akane was muttering death threats to Ranma, and Kagome was practically burning holes into the back of Inu Yasha's head.
Meanwhile, Kikyo, Shampoo, and Kodachi were taking opportunity to 'flirt' their ways into Ranma and Inu Yasha's hearts.
"So…" Kikyo purred into Inu Yasha's ear. "You want to help carry me? My feet really, really ache!"
Inu Yasha snorted arrogantly and said, "No."
"Onegai? They really, REALLY hurt!"
"Uhh… Let me think about that. How's this: Iie!"
Time for fake tears! "Y-you're so m-mean to me! You h-hate me, don't you?"
Quietly, Kagome hissed, "Hell YEAH!"
Inu Yasha, poor fool that he was, didn't know what to say. "Er… I don't Kikyo… It's just that-"
"You hate me! You jerk!" Kikyo stopped acting dramatic and started yelling at him.
Inu Yasha backed up. "I'm sorry, it's that sometimes you annoy me!"
When he saw Kikyo open her mouth in protest, he started talking again. "Sometimes! Not now!"
Kikyo closed her mouth and looked like an angry 5-year-old. "I won't forgive you until you carry me!"
Inu Yasha was about to yell, 'Hell no!', but he remembered Kikyo's loud, loud voice when she was angry (or bitchy, for that matter!). "Fine!"
Kagome glared at Inu Yasha. How could he? The fool!
Stamping over to Akane and Sango, who were glaring at Miroku and Ranma, she started marching in anger. It was maddening, how Inu Yasha was so… soft? No, that wasn't the word. It was this: BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!
Kagome growled, frustrated. Sango and Akane followed her example, stamping like mad women on rampage. (A/N: Think: Mom's who are very pissed. Yeah.)
Inu Yasha, who had picked up Kikyo, stared at Kagome, who had her eyes glued to the ground and whose face was very red.
Kikyo climbed on Inu Yasha, who groaned under her weight.
'Damn women! Don't know what they're thinking! And what they're eating these days! And they say guys are pigs!' he thought.
Looking over to Ranma, he saw that his poor friend had two unwanted ladies practically draped over him.
"Oh, Ranma honey! I'm so tired! Please, carry me!" Kodachi whimpered.
"Stupid women! Ranma doesn't want weak, stupid girl to be wife!" Shampoo said in her child-like voice.
Ranma just shook his head and turned to look at Akane, who, like Kagome, wasn't looking at him.
'Why's she so angry at me? I thought…' Ranma stared into space and ignored Shampoo and Kodachi, who were attacking him like sharks in a feeding frenzy.
"Ranma-honey!"
"Ranma!"
"Hey! Ranma-honey is mine! I thought we agreed to that last night!"
"You stupid girl lie! Ranma Shampoo husband!"
Ranma rubbed his temple. 'Why me? Why me?'
"Hey, can you guys leave me alone? I have a serious migraine and I don't want you guys catching it." Secretly, he grinned: he could be left alone and still sound like a good guy.
"Oh Ranma! You have a headache? Here, let me help you!" Kodachi tried to push Ranma to the ground and put a wet cloth on his head.
Shampoo didn't even seem to notice Kodachi. She herself whipped out a packet of Chinese herbs. "Here, Ranma! Shampoo pick this medicine herself! You take, hai?"
Akane spun her head around, looking at Ranma. 'What?!' To her, it looked like both girls were going to rape him. Glaring in disgust, she looked back to the ground.
Ranma jumped up into the air when he saw Akane look at him. What would she do? Kick him? Sulk? Beat him up to within an inch of his pathetic life?
When he saw her glare, his heart sunk. He'd probably failed. Failed at ever making Akane like him like a normal human being. Failed at making her fall in love with him.
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Sorry about the short chapter. It has a bit more angst than I wanted it to. Sorry about the no humor! Review!
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HiaiHakusho: YAY! Someone likes my story! I'm so happy! Crossovers are really fun, but sometimes you have too many people!
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