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Camp of the Chaotics

Chapter 18

Author's Note:

Gosh! Could it be that I actually wrote 18 proper chapters? Amazing! And to get so many reviews, too! I give my humble thanks to you all! Anyway, it's Spring Break, and I'm writing as much as I can. Show your gratitude by giving me a review, please? I'm working like a dog here! Well, enjoy this chapter!

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"Hey Ranma! Meow!" a passing camper said as he walked by. He waved in his hand a gray newsletter.

"Yo Houshi! Careful of your hand!" another boy called.

"Aw! Inu, you didn't tell us of your poor teddy bear!" a group of girls sneered.

Inu Yasha, Ranma, and Miroku were trembling in disbelief and anger.

"How'd they know that?" Ranma asked in a furious whisper.

"I don't know!"

Inu Yasha grabbed a passerby's paper.

"Hey!" the guy protested.

"Shut it!" Inu Yasha growled.

The guy scampered away.

Ranma, Miroku, and Inu Yasha dove into the newsletter.

Scanning the articles, they finally saw one interesting section:

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All You Ever Wanted to Know!

The Camp Special! This week, we are interviewing:

Tama Inu Yasha-

Age: 16

Appearance: Long, black hair, violet eyes, 5"11

Personality: Brash, stubborn, somewhat shy, arrogant, mean, a jerk, a two-timer, and best described as "a dog".

Status: Got a fan club, but is single. Has a stalker.

Fears: Crying girls, shaved heads, angry women, mutated teddy bears

Most Embarrassing Moment: Sleepwalking to school in his briefs (and briefs alone!) and letting his fan club 'wake' him up.

Deepest Secret: He's in love with his teddy bear, Pooky.

Overall: Sure, he's hot and all, but ladies, if you want to go for him, better bring along a magazine! It's gonna be a long wait. And while you're at it, a teddy bear for a lot of loving.

Saotome Ranma-

Age: 16

Appearance: Black hair in pigtail, dark brown eyes, 5"9

Personality: An egoist, stubborn, has a bad attitude, a jerk, a pig, selfish, a four-timer (beat that), and best described as "someone who needs to let their inner woman come out and play."

Status: Is engaged… to three different women. Also, he has two persistent stalkers.

Fears: Nude women, angry women, cats, cold water, people cutting off his pigtail.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Walking to the wrong side of the public beach house.

Deepest Secret: Due to an unfortunate curse, he turns into a she when doused with cold water.

Overall: Want to be insulted? Want an ego drain? Well, go visit this cute s/him!

And Houshi Miroku-

Age: 16

Appearance: Black hair in ponytail, purple eyes, 5"10

Personality: A pervert, hormone-driven, a _____-timer (who knows how many times he cheated girls!), unfaithful, money-hungry, and best described as "pervert in hell."

Status: Single, but who knows how many girls he's been hitting on?

Fears: To get a cut on his hand, the dark, angry women, dead fish, to be 'neutered'.

Most Embarrassing Moment: He promised a date with a 12 y/o, but when he never showed up, she tracked him down! Nasty results.

Deepest Secret: As a child, he almost lost his hand when it got slightly infected. Ever since, he's been super careful to keep his hands away from sharp objects.

Overall: If you want to be groped, he's the one you want. In all and all, he just might not be your dream guy!

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If the guys were angry before, they were absolutely furious now! As they read on and on, their faces got redder and redder. Finally, they looked like ripe tomatoes.

"Akane…" Ranma hissed when he finished reading.

Inu Yasha and Miroku, however, were not very sure.

At last, it hit Inu Yasha.

"Kouga…!"

"You're right! Kagome and Sango probably…"

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Kagome, Akane, and Sango enjoyed handing out the freshly printed newsletters.

The priceless looks of each and every one of them as they read their 'revenge' section was sweet.

When they finished, they started laughing like crazy.

"I… wonder… what their… faces looked like!" Sango said, between laughs and pants.

"Bet they were surprised!" Akane said, chortling.

Kagome was giggling. "Man, I still can't believe Kouga gave us all this info!

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Flashback ~

"Kouga?" Kagome asked seductively.

"Huh? Kagome?"

Kagome flashed a smile. "Kouga, can you tell me a bit about Inu Yasha and Miroku?"

Kouga looked suspicious. "Why?"

"Because I want to blackmail him!"

Kouga's face cleared. "Sure! Let me tell you about the time…"

End of flashback ~

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"It was too easy!" Sango gushed.

"I know!"

Akane looked thoughtful for a second. "I wonder when the guys are going to come and yell at us…"

Sango peeked at her watch. "Five… four… three… two…"

"KAGOME!"

"SANGO!"

"AKANE!"

The three voices sliced through the air.

The three girls, as planned, turned very slowly, taking their sweet time. When they finally got around, they, at the same time, said very sweetly, "Yes…?"

If looks could kill, Kagome, Sango, and Akane would be sadly deceased. The glares on the faces of Inu Yasha, Ranma, and Miroku were so hot; they could have lighted a match.

"How'd you get that info?" Miroku asked first?

"Through that wimpy wolf?" Inu Yasha added.

"How could you…?!" Ranma finished.

The girls looked innocently at each other.

"What do you mean, Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked.

"You know…!"

"I do?" Kagome asked.

"Stop playing dumb!" Inu Yasha snorted, showing his impatience for games.

"Akane! I trusted you!" Ranma all but howled.

"You did? Well, I don't!" Akane retorted.

"How could you?" he repeated.

"I could?"

"What?"

"Lady Sango! How may I ask… How could you have written such…truth!" Miroku asked, his eyes glistening with false tears.

"I dunno. Maybe I'm a truthful person?" Sango said, wary of any tricks Miroku could play.

"B-but…"

"No, you may not touch my ass, Miroku!"

Miroku's head fell, with his lips moving in what suspiciously looked like, 'Dammit!"

"You got it from Kouga, didn't you?" Inu Yasha persisted.

"Got what?" Kagome was still playing innocent and dumb.

"Grr…!"

Inu Yasha pulled on Miroku and Ranma's sleeves. "Come on," he muttered. "Back to the cabin… We have some planning to do."

After they left, once more, Kagome, Sango, and Akane were consumed in mad giggles.

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In the guys' bacon, I mean, cabin… (of which the number I forgot, but that doesn't matter!)…

"Okay, what's the master plan?" Miroku asked as soon as they got into the cabin.

Ranma gritted his teeth. "This time, they've gone too far. I mean, the truth and dare thing was hectic, but this is just chaos!"

Inu Yasha had a vengeful glint in his eyes. Plain revenge, however, was not good enough for him. He needed something worse. Something that would shock the world.

But the question was, did he really want to stoop down to the level of revenge?

Grinning, he thought:

'Yes. Hell yeah.'

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*sigh* Alright. That was that. Not too short, but long enough for my conscience to stop poking me. So… What is the guys revenge going to be? Can they follow through with it? Are the girls finished with their plans? Until next time, ja ne!

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