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Camp of the Chaotics
Chapter 19
Author's Note:
Eep! So many nice reviews! Thank you all! I don't think I've written so much in a day… Four chapters of my stories! It's alright though: my hands will return to normal after a few nice days of just sitting in bed reading. Oh no. My butt's stuck to the seat. Oh crap! Guess I'm here to stay! Review when you're done! I think, you guys, of all people, would know that I love reviews!
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"So…? Mr. Genius? How can we defeat the lovely enemy?" Miroku asked the still form of thinking Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha brought his hand to his chin and carefully thought. "I think we're going to have to play their game…"
"Embarrassment?" Ranma guessed.
"You bet."
"But how? Me and you don't even know Kagome and Sango that much! And Ranma, are you sure you can dig up good information on Akane? She seems pretty tricky to me!" Miroku said, putting doubt in the minds of Ranma and Inu Yasha, not to mention himself.
Inu Yasha nodded. "You're right about that. Kagome and Sango we don't know much about, and I don't know anyone who goes to their school that might give us dirt to dig up, so we're going to have to go with the other kind of embarrassment: public humiliation."
"Yeah!" Miroku said, instantly liking the idea of it. Maybe public nudeness? "We could steal their clothes when they go swimming and-"
"No!" Inu Yasha and Ranma both yelled.
Miroku pouted and went into a corner, mumbling what suspiciously like, "Stupid idiots, won't let me watch live porn just because they're homo and everything. Be that way!"
Inu Yasha and Ranma glared, but decided to let it pass.
"There's always the mess-up-their-rooms-and-then-make-them-clean-it-all-up thing," Inu Yasha suggested.
"No, they'd just tell Kaede and she'll make us clean it all up," Ranma objected.
"Oh right… What do you think we should do?"
"We could just get them jealous by being all 'nice' to Kikyo, Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, you know what I mean!"
"Yeah, but that's not really embarrassing them, like what they did to us! And besides, they'd just get all mad and attack us with mallets." Inu Yasha shuddered at the thought.
Miroku gave up on sulking and went over. "Yeah, but public humiliation won't get you killed?"
"Us? US? Miroku, don't tell me that you're backing out!" Inu Yasha called.
Miroku gulped visibly. "What are you talking about? Of course I'll come with you guys! I just won't act stupid like you guys are now."
"What do you mean, stupid?" Ranma asked, looking pissed.
"Stupid, immature, whatever you want to call it."
"Immature?" Inu Yasha asked, veins on his head popping.
"You guys are getting revenge for a stupid cause! Even if we do something horrible to the girls, they'll get back at us! Don't deny it, either! You know they will, and it'll be even worse than what we can dish out."
"And what do you suppose we should do?" Inu Yasha prompted.
"I say that we act super nice to them."
"What?" Ranma said, looking more outraged. "Be nice?"
Miroku nodded. "See, first, we be super nice to them. Then we make them fall in love with us. Then, finally, when they ask us if we love them to or something, we reject them!"
Inu Yasha and Ranma looking in awe of Miroku.
"That's genius!" Inu Yasha gasped out at last.
Miroku smirked. "I know."
"Wait, so we'll be extra nice to the girls, then reject them?" Ranma asked once again.
Inu Yasha and Miroku both nodded.
"I don't know… I tried something like this before… It wasn't too pretty."
"So? This'll be different. Girls are always more hyped up when they're in herds."
"Herds, Miroku?" Inu Yasha asked with raised eyebrows.
"Herds. Like cows."
"Cow? Like mad cow disease?" Ranma said, suddenly interested.
"Who knows? All that I know is that I'm lactose intolerant and that cows are my main enemy there."
"You can't drink milk?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Yeah, well you can't eat chocolate!" Miroku retorted.
"So? Milk, though?"
"Shut up! Lots of Asians are, fool!"
"Why are we talking about cows, milk, and tolerances to chocolate?" Ranma asked.
"I dunno," Miroku and Inu Yasha said together.
"Besides," Inu Yasha started again, "They can fantasize better together."
"And you would know this how…?" Miroku asked.
Inu Yasha shrugged. "We've all looked at on copy of CosmoGirl one time or another."
"We have?"
"Just… Shut up!"
"So that's that! We'll seduce them, then reject 'em!"
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"So that's their plan?" Sango whispered.
Akane and Kagome were too busy cracking up.
"I can't believe they repeated that, what, three times?" Kagome asked, breathless. "You should know that we're smarter and have better hearing!"
"Yeah, but now that they want to play by our old rules, we'll have to make new ones," Akane said, a glint in her eye.
"Yup."
"They can dream, but they sure are dumb!"
"What'd you expect?" Kagome asked.
"Don't you guys think we're being a bit cruel and unusual?" Akane ventured tentatively.
"NO!" Sango burst out in a hushed whisper. "Cruel, yes, unusual? Well, they had it coming!"
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Alright, this chapter done. Short, yes, but done! Be happy and rejoice, good peoples! Thanks for all your support during my minor writer's block!
Also, I'd like to offer something very special for those people that want to be in this story! The first three female reviewers that send in a bio of their character (appearance and personality required) will get to be a up-coming chapter! Hurry and try for it!
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