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Camp of the Chaotics

Chapter 20

Author's Note:

YAY! This is the 20th chapter of Camp of the Chaotics and I have totally reached my goal of 200 reviews! Thank you all so much for the support, comments, everything! I love you all! This chapter is dedicated to you wonderful people!

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The next day at Camp Shikon, Kaede exclaimed something too special for everyone: they were going to a medieval fair! And not just any medieval fair… one from the feudal times of Japan!

"What do you mean, we have talk weird and everything?" Inu Yasha yelled.

Kaede nodded. "Yup, and don't yell!"

"Feh!"

"Kaede-san, so we have to wear kimonos and things?" Kagome asked.

"What's going on at the festival, anyway?" Sango immediately followed.

"And why are we doing this again?" Akane finished.

Kaede gasped at so many questions. "Yes, we have to wear kimonos, the festival will be like a reenactment of Sengoku jidai, and the festival is just a reminder of our past generations," she finally answered in one breath.

"Past generations? Gimme a break!" Ranma complained.

"Now, now…! The past is very important! And besides, we can learn from it!" Miroku said happily.

Inu Yasha groaned. "God, Miroku! What do you think you are? A monk?"

"I have received religious training!" Miroku said, sniffing.

Sango raised an eyebrow. "Is that so, lord monk?"

Miroku bowed his head, playing along. "Yes, my lady."

Sango giggled, feigning shock at being called a lady.

'Good job, Miroku!' Inu Yasha said, wanting to roll his eyes. 'You got the girl to go gaga. Now if only I could do that to Kagome…!'

"Hey, ah, Kagome!" he started.

Kagome nodded and smiled sweetly. "Yes, Inu Yasha-kun?"

Inu Yasha gulped. 'What's she playing at? Wait… She doesn't know about the plan! I have nothing to worry about!' "Uh… What do you think about this festival thing?"

"It sounds like a lot of fun! What about you?"

"Yeah…! A lot of fun!"

"Is it just me or he really forcing it?" Sango asked Akane, who nodded vigorously.

Ranma stared at Akane's face. It was slightly flushed from the heat, while a light breeze made her hair dance over her cheeks.

'She's really pretty, isn't she?' a voice in his head asked.

'Yup. Wait…! Where'd that come from?'

'Inside your nasty, lustful brain.'

'Lustful?'

'You bet. You perv!'

'Okay, this is starting to be really stupid.'

'I know.'

'Just shut up.'

"Ranma?" Akane asked, waking him from his thoughts. She prodded his arm.

"Huh? Nani?"

"You kind of… uh… well, let's just say you were muttering curses to yourself."

"Oh. Haha, silly me!"

Akane raised an eyebrow. "Okay, now I really want to ask you if you have a fever."

"Oh, Akane! You're such a kidder! Of course I don't!"

Akane ran over to Kaede and hid behind her back. "Okay, what'd you do with the real Ranma? What'd you do with him?! You'd better know that I'm really good at martial arts!"

"Yeah right! You're just macho!" Ranma yelled back.

Akane sighed with dramatic relief. "Whew! You had me worried there, Ranma! Thought you were sick again."

"Yeah, well if I was, it would be because I ate some of your horrible cooking!"

Akane just shrugged and moved on to talk to Kagome and Sango.

'She didn't blow up on me? Wait a sec… HEY! She's being too nice!'

"Nice move," Miroku muttered under his breath.

"Hey, not everyone is a charming pervert like you."

"Better a charming pervert than a stupid one!"

"Hey, do you think they're on to us?" Inu Yasha asked suddenly. "They're being all nice and everything. You don't think they have something thought up too?"

"No way!" Ranma said, as quick as a hungry girl running for a chocolate cake.

"Inu Yasha! Don't be so doubtful!" Miroku added. "The fair will be the perfect place to warm up to the girls!

"Yeah!" Inu Yasha and Ranma said together.

"Hey, Kaede! When do we go to this fair?" Inu Yasha asked rudely.

Kaede sighed and looked down to her clipboard. "Kids these days. No respect! All right, all right, Inu Yasha! According to this… we have to get to the fair in- HOLY COW! Two hours! Everyone, follow me! Your costumes are over here!"

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Two Hours Later ~

"I hate this! Stupid, baggy thing… Making me trip," Inu Yasha muttered, complaining.

"Live with it. At least you're not dressed as a monk!" Miroku said, plucking at his shirt.

"Chill out! At least we don't have to where what Kaede is!" Ranma said.

"You're one to talk! You have a shirt and baggy pants!" Inu Yasha retorted.

The three *handsome* guys were each wearing traditional Japanese clothes. Inu Yasha had a red kimono, Miroku and black and purple monk's outfit, and Ranma had on blue and gold.

The crowded bus that they were on was giving Inu Yasha a major headache.

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"This is almost fun!" Kagome squealed. Her navy blue yukata with little goldfish on them made her look prettier than usual.

Sango grinned. "I love this exterminator's outfit!" The tight fitting, black catsuit with red and gold armor suited Sango perfectly.

Akane fingered her pretty white kimono. It was embroidered with pink cherry blossom petals that were falling. "I want to keep this!"

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"Me, a priestess?" Kikyo muttered, touching the outfit. "Why didn't they have cheerleaders in Sengoku jidai?"

"Do you think Kouga will like this yukata?" Kagura asked, touching her pulled-up hair.

"Shampoo wear this for Ranma, only!" The cute, light blue kimono was like a second skin to the Chinese Amazon.

"Ranma darling will notice me in this!" Kodachi said, happy as the hungry girl who got the cake she was running for. She was in a black kimono with roses sewn in gold.

"Tourist business is awesome!" Ukyo said. She was in very casual work clothes.

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"Wither Akane Tendo and Kagome Higurashi?" Kuno said, sobbing dramatically. He was in his usual clothes, as 'no-money-can-make-me-wear-those'!

"Where's my glasses?" Mousse asked, feeling his way around, traditional kimono on.

"Kuku… I him seduce Kikyo at the fair!" Naraku chuckled to himself, plotting (once again). He was wearing he clothes of a young nobleman.

Kouga looked down at his legs. "Do these clothes make me look fat?"

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"OKAY! EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN! THE RIDE WON'T BE LONG, SO BEHAVE YOURSELVES!" Kaede yelled into the speakerphone in the front. After a moment she added, "AND REMEMBER, RUIN THOSE CLOTHES AND DIE!"

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Good chappy, I hope! I know it's really boring and all, but the next chapter will make up for it, I promise! Please review! Ja matte ne! Remember, chapter 21 will be posted next Saturday, my birthday, along with a lot of other things!

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Responses to Reviews:

Snowgirl: I feel honored (yet again) to have you review my story! I think that I should do something for the guys' revenge, cuz I'm being an evil bunny on being nice to the girls of the story. Don't worry, your character will be in the next chapter! Thank you for letting me use her! But one question, if you're going to seduce one guy, who shall it be? Here are your choices: Ranma, Ryoga, Mousse, Kuno, Inu-Yasha, or *shiver* Naraku? Choose two just in case, okay? Thank ya!

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