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Camp of the Chaotic

Chapter 23

Author's Note:

Sorry about the cliffhanger peoples! I just couldn't resist! But then again, I'm an evil monkey, so yeah… I HAVE DECIDED TO POST THIS CHAPTER BEFORE THE PARODY CHAPTER! Anyway, hope you enjoy this new chapter! I want reviews, please!

Today is the day before the anniversary of this story! YAY!

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"Ranma!" she screamed, seeing his flushed face and hand raising to help himself to another cup of Sake.

But that wasn't what enraged her. It was the woman next to him.

"Who the hell is she? Another girlfriend? Fiancée? And I thought your father couldn't fall any lower!" Akane yelled at him.

The other girls soon rushed in. Gasps and yelps of surprise followed.

"Mousse! What you doing?" Shampoo screamed. The Chinese Amazon glared at the almost unconscious man.

Kagome stared at Inu Yasha, surprised beyond words. Her hand flew to her mouth, her eyes flew wide open.

Although she was without words, Kikyo was not. "INU YASHA! How could you? You said… I thought… WE WERE MEANT TO BE!" Her mouth flapped open like a door in a tornado, and the force of her words proved it true!

Kodachi, Ukyo, and Kagura also expressed their anger and surprise at the men before them. Flipping out a camera, she snapped many pictures of the drunken men, including her brother, saliva dripping from his mouth in his drunken stupor.

"It'll do for blackmail," she explained, smirking wickedly. Her wild imagination instantly cast pictures of her and Ranma embracing tenderly together.

However… none of them could compare to Sango's pure disgust, anger, and horror towards Miroku.

Miroku was still lying on Lovisha's lap, snoozing like a baby. She, in turn, was stroking his hair and staring at the woman in front of her.

The only thing Sango could do to prevent herself from pouncing on Miroku at the very moment was clenching her nails into the palm of her hand. She was very close to puncturing the skin.

All of the geishas were staring at the girls in front of them, in fact. None of them spoke for a moment, until finally, Arimi spoke up.

"May we help you?" she asked in a calm voice.

"Who are you?" Kikyo screeched loudly.

"And what you doing with Shampoo fiancé?" Shampoo added.

A dark haired girl, one who looked Latin, spoke up. "Your so-called fiancé and boyfriends came here on their own free wills. Maybe they were trying to escape you?" Aaliyah asked icily. An eyebrow was raised to the girls.

Shampoo backed up some. "Who you to talk to Shampoo like that?"

"I'm Aaliyah, geisha of this tea house," was the prompt answer.

"Sakuko," another girl said, her red highlights flashing.

"My name is Sumi."

"I'm Ryoko."

"Haya."

"Tatsu!" The silver-blonde girl giggled as she hugged Kouga, making Kagura growl.

"And I'm Arimi."

"Why are you seducing our guys?" Ukyo ground out.

"Seducing?" Lovisha asked child-like. "We were just serving them, like good little geisha."

Seeing how she was about to crack, Kagome pulled on Akane's shirt. "Don't. They're right. Serving guys is their job."

"Then why did they come here?" Kikyo wailed, over-hearing. Then, rounding on Kagome, she screamed, "It was you, wasn't it? You revolted my Inu-chan so much, he ran away! You slut!"

Sakuko stood up with authority. "Please, ladies… No fighting in the tea-house."

"Come on," Kagome said, grabbing Sango and Akane's shirt. "Let's just grab the guys and take them back to Camp Shikon. They'll be in enough trouble with Kaede, anyway."

The other girls all nodded. "You're right," Kagura said. Together, they each grabbed the collar of a guys' shirt and started pulling them to the door.

"Stop!" Tatsu said. "You can't!" Her eyes darted towards Kouga, who Kagura was pulling along the ground.

"Why?"

"They haven't paid for the Sake yet!" she said.

They all dropped their baggage as they cluttered to look at the bill in Ryoko's hand.

Their yells were so loud, a few crows flew up from the roof.

"How… How are we going to pay for this?" Kagome asked. "We're broke!"

"We're not!" Kodachi, Ukyo, and Kikyo said.

Pulling out many, many bills, they instantly paid the hefty bill.

"They owe me," Ukyo muttered. However, she could not deny that the festival had made her a good profit.

Before they left, Miroku suddenly woke up. Running to Lovisha, he smacked her butt, and said, "I'll see you around, won't I?"

Lovisha blushed, but quickly overcame it and kissed him on the cheek. "But of course!"

Miroku grinned, then fell to the ground, once again unconscious.

Sango glared, her eyes glowing an angry magenta. Grabbing Miroku by his shirt, or, actually, his ponytail, she walked out.

The other girls quickly did the same, not giving the teahouse another glance.

"Camp Shikon, eh…? Hmm…"

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The next morning, Inu Yasha woke with a huge headache. He felt as if a battering ram had been smashing at his head. Moaning, he turned to his pillow.

'Pillow…? Where am I? All I remember is a bet… Drinking…' He opened his eyes. He quickly realized that he was in his assigned cabin, on his bunk.

He heard Miroku and Ranma start to stir.

"What the hell happened?" Ranma asked.

"I don't know…," Miroku said, his voice cracking from his bed.

"I think we somehow got back to camp," Inu Yasha answered. He voices of his friends somehow seemed amplified at 100 times their natural volume.

Rolling over to a bedside table, Inu Yasha found a note. He read it:

Inu Yasha,

I hope you know that you are in serious trouble. Expect trash duty for the rest of camp. You owe Ukyo, Kagura, and Kikyo 15,000 yen each. Hope you had fun yesterday,

Kagome.

He finished reading the note, and rubbed his eyes. Although she wasn't there, he could practically hear Kagome's voice saying this. He felt the disappointment in her voice, how she was angry, a bit betrayed. Clenching his hands, he wondered how he would be able to face her.

"Guys," he said quietly, totally out of character, "I think our plan is going melt."

Before he could say anything more, Kikyo, Shampoo, and Kodachi barged in.

"Ranma honey!"

"Inu-chan!"

"Ranma!"

"Why isn't there anyone here for me?" Miroku muttered under his breath.

Kikyo looked into Inu Yasha's violet eyes. "You've been a bad boy, you know?

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

The door was slammed open.

There, stood Kaede, in all her adult glory. She glared the guys, facial muscles clenching as she gritted her jaw over and over.

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"

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I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Thanks for the reviews and support, everyone! My goal as of now is to reach 300 reviews by the 30th chapter… I'm very sure I can do it! Please help, great reviewers! Thank you!

Responses to Reviews:

I noticed that ff.net has changed some of your pennames. If I recognize the names, I will still refer to you as your original penname. (Trust me, I would be kinda pissed if someone took my penname and put a number behind it.)

AssasinXchik: I'm glad you enjoyed the chapters! You must send me the shirtless pictures! Thank you for reviewing all the chapters! I loved all of them! The reason Kikyo and co. are helping Kagome and co. because they want the guys found faster. I will update as fast as I can!

Aaliyah: I'm so happy that you like the story enough to dance! BTW, I really enjoy your Inu Yasha Anime Awards thing. It's very creative!

Dash Pronger: Yes, the guys get smashed. I hope you liked it!

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LovelyLovisha: Yum… Hot cousins! What fun… *big cheesy grin* I'll try to make you like a James Bond girls kind of person… I will try! Thanks for the review1

Snowgirl: OMG! I am so, very sorry about the name mistake! I probably did the 'Ignore All' button on spell check. I will fix it right away! I tried the Shampoo/Mousse romance! I hope it was good. Thanks for the support!

Twin: I never thought of Ranma as a drinking kind of person, too. He's just too… Ranma. Thanks for the review!

Tatsu: *grin* I'm glad you have many fantasies with Kouga! I will try for a semi-good romance thing for you too! I'm so glad you like my story and think I'm a good writer! I'm evil for the cliffhanger, I know… Hehe…

Lonely Angel of Sadness: Thanks for letting me borrow Gumo! I'll take good care of them… *evil laugh* OOO! Bishes all tied up… It's like a wonderful dream!

Ari Sky: Yes, I know they have Ceres stuff at the library. BTW, when are you going to start posting your stories? I hope you do soon!

Kagome-gurl: Sorry about the cliffhanger! I couldn't help myself. I'm really sorry about the short chapters, but I don't do well trying to make my chapters longer… they seem to get worse, you know? However, the thing with short chapters is that I update more often!

Jakotsu-aniki: I'm glad you like this story so much! Sorry for confusing you with the note and all! Sometimes you don't see the newest chapters until a few hours later, you know? It's alright!