The Adventures of Crazy Uncle Homeless Guy
Today's Adventure: The Beer Song

Today we join Crazy Uncle Homeless Guy at the Vancramp family household. After his failed atempt at getting a job as a career counselor at the local High School, the Principal , who felt sorry for the guy, since he too had once been a babbling lunitic, suggested the Crazy Uncle Homeless Guy take a job that no one has ever been able to fill. Before The Principal could even explain the job, Crazy Uncle Homeless Guy agreed to take it. The Principal was impressed by Crazy Uncle Homeless Guy's spirit, but little did he know that CUHG was only taking the job to get out of the High School and away from the anti- drinking signs, which he protested where bashing his religion. Little did CUHG know that where he was being sent to would be much worse.

Crazy Uncle Homeless Guy layed on the bed looking up at the ceiling. He glanced at the clock. '2 hours and they haven't stopped singing.' He thought to himself. Outside his room the children he was suposed to be watching were singing some-sort of welcoming song. He had asked them to stop 10 times and everytime he did, they repeated what he said and turned it into a new verse. Then the singing came to an abrupt end. The door to his room flew open and Captain Vancramp walked in. He was in his navy uniform. His mustache was long and twisted on the ends. His eyes were a stone cold blue and his hair was an obliously a wig. "S'up?" Asked CUHG as he sat up. "I didn't mean to disturb you, but I didn't know that I hired you to sit around while the children went wild."The Captain said. "If by wild you mean they were singing...I asked them to stop but..." Said CUHG. The Captain interrupted him. "There shall be no singing this house. Is that clear?". "Yea, sure, whatever" Said CUHG. "I knew I should have asked pacificly for a woman. " The Captain said and slammed the door on his way out.