Chapter 2
Disclaimer: This is the first fic that 'mione a.k.a. Aubrey helped me
write. All belongs to JKR. That DUMB spell, lishio is Aubrey's dumb right?
Kinda has some slash, all thanks to me! Not really bad.
Fred: Harry Potter. Please step up. Get ready, * Lishio *. O.K. Step into the darkroom where George will start a series of questions.
Harry whimpers in panic.
*In the Darkroom*
George: Harry, my boy, how are we today? Question 1: How much money do ya got in your vault?
Harry: Why would you want to know? *OW* Fine! I have 121,100,123 Galleons.
Everyone drools over how much cha-ching Harry has.
Fred: O.K. Harry, where did you really get that Firebolt?
Harry: Sirius ga- OW! O.K. I gambled with Malfoy for my virginity!
Everyone makes rude remarks.
Hermione: Harry! I thought I was your first!
Sirius: What! Never!
Everyone starts arguing about just who was his first.
Ginny starts crying.
George: Nasty! I did not what to know that! And to think I thought you were straight! Now back to the subject. Harry, do you support SPEW?
Harry: Yes. OW! Sorry, Hermione OW! I hate SPEW!
Hermione comes up and whips Harry.
Fred: Hermione! Take your seat! There are no harassing customers! Do it when he's out of out business! Anyway, Harry, here's the next question. Who did you really lose it too?
Harry: Snape. But Malfoy doesn't get the racing broom back!
Snape has a coughing fit and leaves to get some water.
George: Harry! Wait until Mum finds out! She'll-
Harry: Do that and I will take back my money!
The Twins shut up.
George: Why would I do that? I love my mo- Harry! Next question! Do you love Ginny?
Harry: She is so beau- OW! She's horrid!
Ginny comes up and whips him then joins Snape outside the room.
George: Who knows what Ginny is doing with that greasy git!
Snape and Ginny come back looking breathless.
Fred: Than answers that question! Ginny! How could you?!? Harry thanks for joining us. Now just step aside and now we need.Sirius Black!
George: Now, Sirius, where did you get that flying motorbike?
Sirius: I bought it at a Muggle shop! OW! Fine! I STOLE it from SNAPE!
Everyone gives Sirius a dirty look.
Fred: Now wait a minute Siri! We have a nice little guest for you!
George: Featuring.
Twins: REMUS LUUUPIN!
Remus: Thank you for the welcoming, boys. Sirius and I are best friends for some of you who don't know this. We are also Padfoot and Moony- .
Twins: What did you say?!?
Remus: I said that Sirius and I are the last of the Marauders.
Fred and George are on all fours.
Twins: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not-
Hermione: Jesus Christ! That is enough! Go on, Professor Lupin.
Remus: Now Hermione, you know that I'm not a professor. Now back to the story. I know all of Sirius' embarrassing moments. All I want is that you ask away!
Gin: Now since Fred and George are still chanting, I'll be your hostess tonight! Remus, what are some of Sirius' embarrassing moments?
Remus: One time when we were in our 4th year, -
Sirius: NO! NOT THAT!
Remus: As I was saying before my very sad friend interrupted me, when we were in our 4th year, he wanted to ask this very pretty girl to an all house party, so when he goes up to her. She took one look at him and slapped him across his face. Sirius was known as a womanizer so for the party he had to go with-
Sirius: NO! DON'T TELL THEM!
Remus: He went with.Peter Pettigrew!
Everyone in the great hall roars with laughter.
Sirius: Hey, I was desperate!
Harry: Sirius are you gay?
Sirius: NO!.
Harry looks a little hurt.
Remus: Ok. I see that you have some family problems so. Sverus, give them the tickets.
Snape: Here you go, Black. Now get out of my sight!
Remus: Now Sev! Do-
Snape: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Remus: These tickets are an all expense paid vacation to. Tokyo Disneyland in Japan!
Remus: Now on with the show! We are going to ask. Professor Snape! Severus, will you please step forward?
Snape: No thank you, Lupin. I prefer to-
Fred and George drag Snape and tie him to a chair.
Twins: You will listen to Moony! He is a Marauder!
Snape: Fine then, go on! Do whatever you do to steal privacy from innocent people.
Remus: * Lishio* Now on with the questions. Severeus, are you and Harry an item?
Snape: Now that is out of the question OW! Fine! Yes we are!
Remus: Well, Severus, you're really lucky that Sirius isn't here. Next question. Do you love him?
Snape: Yes, I love him with all my heart.
Ron: I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON HIM! YOU BAS-
Remus: Ron! * Accio sock*
Remus stuffs a sock in Ron 's mouth.
Ron: mmmmm ahghggh! Emmsesd? Shadmfph!
Remus: I do wonder what he is saying. Severus, does Harry love you?
Snape: Why, yes he does.
An owl came carrying a Howler.
Remus: This is bad! I guess we should open it.
Howler: SNAPE! I'LL KILL YOU! HARRY WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! YES, HARRY TOLD ME EVERYTHING! WHEN WE COME BACK,YOU BETTER BE GONE! HARRY IS NOT GAY! YOU DON'T LOVE HIM! YOU'RE JUST USING HIM TO PLEASE YOUR LORD! I WILL HURT YOU! IF I EVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN, YOU WILL BE SORRY!
To be continued. In the next chapter.Sirius pays Snape a visit.
Fred: Harry Potter. Please step up. Get ready, * Lishio *. O.K. Step into the darkroom where George will start a series of questions.
Harry whimpers in panic.
*In the Darkroom*
George: Harry, my boy, how are we today? Question 1: How much money do ya got in your vault?
Harry: Why would you want to know? *OW* Fine! I have 121,100,123 Galleons.
Everyone drools over how much cha-ching Harry has.
Fred: O.K. Harry, where did you really get that Firebolt?
Harry: Sirius ga- OW! O.K. I gambled with Malfoy for my virginity!
Everyone makes rude remarks.
Hermione: Harry! I thought I was your first!
Sirius: What! Never!
Everyone starts arguing about just who was his first.
Ginny starts crying.
George: Nasty! I did not what to know that! And to think I thought you were straight! Now back to the subject. Harry, do you support SPEW?
Harry: Yes. OW! Sorry, Hermione OW! I hate SPEW!
Hermione comes up and whips Harry.
Fred: Hermione! Take your seat! There are no harassing customers! Do it when he's out of out business! Anyway, Harry, here's the next question. Who did you really lose it too?
Harry: Snape. But Malfoy doesn't get the racing broom back!
Snape has a coughing fit and leaves to get some water.
George: Harry! Wait until Mum finds out! She'll-
Harry: Do that and I will take back my money!
The Twins shut up.
George: Why would I do that? I love my mo- Harry! Next question! Do you love Ginny?
Harry: She is so beau- OW! She's horrid!
Ginny comes up and whips him then joins Snape outside the room.
George: Who knows what Ginny is doing with that greasy git!
Snape and Ginny come back looking breathless.
Fred: Than answers that question! Ginny! How could you?!? Harry thanks for joining us. Now just step aside and now we need.Sirius Black!
George: Now, Sirius, where did you get that flying motorbike?
Sirius: I bought it at a Muggle shop! OW! Fine! I STOLE it from SNAPE!
Everyone gives Sirius a dirty look.
Fred: Now wait a minute Siri! We have a nice little guest for you!
George: Featuring.
Twins: REMUS LUUUPIN!
Remus: Thank you for the welcoming, boys. Sirius and I are best friends for some of you who don't know this. We are also Padfoot and Moony- .
Twins: What did you say?!?
Remus: I said that Sirius and I are the last of the Marauders.
Fred and George are on all fours.
Twins: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not-
Hermione: Jesus Christ! That is enough! Go on, Professor Lupin.
Remus: Now Hermione, you know that I'm not a professor. Now back to the story. I know all of Sirius' embarrassing moments. All I want is that you ask away!
Gin: Now since Fred and George are still chanting, I'll be your hostess tonight! Remus, what are some of Sirius' embarrassing moments?
Remus: One time when we were in our 4th year, -
Sirius: NO! NOT THAT!
Remus: As I was saying before my very sad friend interrupted me, when we were in our 4th year, he wanted to ask this very pretty girl to an all house party, so when he goes up to her. She took one look at him and slapped him across his face. Sirius was known as a womanizer so for the party he had to go with-
Sirius: NO! DON'T TELL THEM!
Remus: He went with.Peter Pettigrew!
Everyone in the great hall roars with laughter.
Sirius: Hey, I was desperate!
Harry: Sirius are you gay?
Sirius: NO!.
Harry looks a little hurt.
Remus: Ok. I see that you have some family problems so. Sverus, give them the tickets.
Snape: Here you go, Black. Now get out of my sight!
Remus: Now Sev! Do-
Snape: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Remus: These tickets are an all expense paid vacation to. Tokyo Disneyland in Japan!
Remus: Now on with the show! We are going to ask. Professor Snape! Severus, will you please step forward?
Snape: No thank you, Lupin. I prefer to-
Fred and George drag Snape and tie him to a chair.
Twins: You will listen to Moony! He is a Marauder!
Snape: Fine then, go on! Do whatever you do to steal privacy from innocent people.
Remus: * Lishio* Now on with the questions. Severeus, are you and Harry an item?
Snape: Now that is out of the question OW! Fine! Yes we are!
Remus: Well, Severus, you're really lucky that Sirius isn't here. Next question. Do you love him?
Snape: Yes, I love him with all my heart.
Ron: I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON HIM! YOU BAS-
Remus: Ron! * Accio sock*
Remus stuffs a sock in Ron 's mouth.
Ron: mmmmm ahghggh! Emmsesd? Shadmfph!
Remus: I do wonder what he is saying. Severus, does Harry love you?
Snape: Why, yes he does.
An owl came carrying a Howler.
Remus: This is bad! I guess we should open it.
Howler: SNAPE! I'LL KILL YOU! HARRY WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! YES, HARRY TOLD ME EVERYTHING! WHEN WE COME BACK,YOU BETTER BE GONE! HARRY IS NOT GAY! YOU DON'T LOVE HIM! YOU'RE JUST USING HIM TO PLEASE YOUR LORD! I WILL HURT YOU! IF I EVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN, YOU WILL BE SORRY!
To be continued. In the next chapter.Sirius pays Snape a visit.
